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>Villain dies from old age
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fpbp
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>>379643458
>putting pineapples on a pizza before anyone else makes one an inventor
Brb, smearing nutella over my mango. I'll call it Nutango and become rich, don't steal my invention please.
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>putting pineapple on pizza
Crime.
I won't say good riddance that he died though because you need to be a 12 year old chuuni edgelord to wish someone dead just because he likes different food than you.
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Why is it called hawaiian pizza when the inventor is a greek canadian
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>>379643458
83 is a really young age to die. Most people in my village live up to their late 90s
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>>379643458
Not the biggest fan of Hawaiian pizza, but chicken BBQ pizza with pineapples is absolute and undisputed GOAT!

Also, I kinda wanna say that the pizza police can go fuck itself, because its just a piece of dough that people place shit they like on. But then there are people doing all sorts of weird things with pasta, which triggers me as well, so I kinda see where they are coming from.
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>led to a presidential outburst
oh is that why people have been talking about it?

people sure like to pay attention to baby's hissyfits
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Olives, onions and pineapple: the holy trinity of popular things to completely ruin pizza with.
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>>379643458
F
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>>379643902
>90
>live

There is a time to leave.
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>>379643861
because pineapple and ham.
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>>379644025
>onions
>bad
I'll fight you.
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>>379643458
How do they really determine who made what first? I'm sure someone somewhere else must have been making pineapple pizza.

Also there is literally nothing wrong with pineapple on pizza so pizza nazis pls leave
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>>379643743
>nutella over my mango. I'll call it Nutango
not gonna lie

that actually sounds delicious

question is how you're going to eat it without making a mess everywhere
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>>379643861
Pineapples=Hawaii duh
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I want pizza hawaii now :/
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>>379643458
So he's the Revolver Ocelot of real life?
Villified by most but actually a good guy.
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>>379643861
I am greek.
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>>379643458
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Do people not like pineapples in general or only when they're put on pizzas? It's always surprised me how widespread the hate of pineapples on pizzas really are, I know quite a lot of people IRL who hate it too.
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>>379643458
I'm not going to go out of my way to get pineapple on pizza but if it's there I'll eat it. It's not like it's one of those really fucking weird Japanese versions of Western foods that shouldn't exist.
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>>379644025
>Olives
>Bad
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>>379644025
>If their sautéedonions then you can fucking kill yourself, but raw onion really doesn't belong on anything honestly.
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>>379643458
>best pizza made by a Greek
not surprised desu
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>>379644025
Olives and onions are both top tier.
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>TFW Don't eat Hawaiian pizza because I don't like the taste of ham
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>>379644524
It's just a stupid preconception about what pizza is "supposed" to have on it.
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>>379644189
Freeze the nutella once smeared
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>>379644524
It's all these fucking guys who have such a massive hate boner for pineapple pizza. I know a lot of them are just joking or trying to fit in but when I'm the new Hitler they'll be first in the gas. Believe that.
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>>379644025
>Olives, onions
Shit
>pineapple
Improves it by leaps and bounds
Not even contrarian, this is just facts
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>>379644834
PATENT IT
NUTANGO POPS
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>>379644025
patrician taste.

For me, chicken + bacon + jalapeños will forever be the best pizza toppings.
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>>379644845
It's a meme to hate on people who hate on things that are popular to hate on.
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>>379644524
I love pineapple, just don't like it on pizza.
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Pineapple pizza is my favorite pizza.
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>>379644025
>fuck you onions are good as hell on pizza
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>>379644804
Pretty much this. But >>379643957 is also right. Some people do weird shit with their food. But pineapples on pizza certainly doesnt belong in that category.
Its just filthy italians being mad that a greek canadian made one of the most popular pizzas.
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>>379644987
Now we need some way of hating on people that make meems about hating people who hate things that are popular to hate.
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>>379643568
That's not how that works, leddit.
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>villain's motive makes more sense than the protagonist's
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>>379644189
Impale the mango on a stick, layer it with nutella, then roll it in chocolate flakes.
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>>379645171
this
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>>379643458
pineapple pizzas are the fucking lifeblood of australia

anyone who hates sweet + salty is a fucktard

Ham/Pineapple
Bacon/Maple

holy dualities of flavour

It seems the leafs can do at least something right
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Canadians are subhumans and americans in general have terrible taste in food.
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>>379644025
The only bad pizza ingredients are cheddar cheese and any sauce people try to substitute the pizza sauce for (white, garlic, BBQ, etc)
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>>379645171
congrats, you just made it a meme
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Is there a pizza with a varity of fruit toppings?
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>>379644694
>>379645073
You want to know how I know you're samefagging here?
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>>379643458
Figures, only a Canadian would be so barbaric as to put pineapple on a pizza.

But why the fuck did he try to pass it on as Hawaiian?
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good riddance, he will only be remembered as a villainous dreg.
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>>379645297
banana pizza is actually really good
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is peas-and-mayonnaise pizza a good food to eat while playing vidya?
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Getr rekt pineapple fags
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MYX6R2fuwE
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>>379645370
FUCK OFF /int/!
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>>379645281
Marinara sauce in place of the standard tomato paste is pretty good.
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/a/nanas belongs to /b/izza
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>>379645207
>tfw i would unironically buy these
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>>379644025
Fuck you, nigger. Hawaii pizzas with pineapple is the patrician way to eat them.
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>>379645189
I love those little vegetable things. I want pepperoni, ham, ground beef, those green things and I want fucking garlic source to dip! That's right!
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>>379644025
you forgot to add mushrooms to that list
>pizza with olives and mushrooms
fucking throw that shit in the bin every time
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Pineapple taste is divisive. You either really love it or really hate it.
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>Ontario

THE ETERNAL LEAF DOES IT AGAIN
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>>379645413
Probably not. Years ago I had a BLT pizza with mayo sauce, and while it tasted good I could feel the pizza ooze through my body and just kill my ability to do anything active.
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>caring how other people enjoy food
Jesus Christ I hate faggots like you.
I put ketchup on my steak get fucked foodfags
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>>379644443
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Pineapple pizza is literally just skub for normalfags. No one actually gives a shit about pineapple on pizza they just want to pick a side and argue passionately.
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>>379645574
>those little vegetable things
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>>379645569
>Hawaii pizzas
>patrician
Don't even joke about that.
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A
FUCKING
LEAF
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>>379645298
>shut up newfag. It's just like newfags to toss around "cool and edgy" jargon like """"""""Samefagging""""""""
>actually kill yourself
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>>379644524
Why the fuck would you put fruits on a pizza
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>>379645665
What are you, some kind of skubfaggot?
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>>379645646
>he looks at ads
Kys rebbit
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>>379645413
depends if there are pineapples on it
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>>379645796
Why not?
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>villain joins your party
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>>379645796
>why the fuck would you put tomatos on a pizza
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I'm surprised most people get hung up on the toppings when it's the sauce that determines what toppings go good together. Once you move way from tomato sauce things can go nuts as long as long as the ingredients work well together.
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>>379645796
Why the fuck would you use fruit as a sauce for pizza?
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>>379645828
pro skub is anti pineapple-pizza
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>>379645869
He looks like he's thinking about raping her again.
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>>379645869
>autobalance
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>>379645869
>two actors tell a fake story as a post-post-modern performing art piece
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>stop liking what I don't like
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>>379645950
Seriously. White sauce pizza is master race.
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>>379645971
Stop this meme they're both bad
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>>379645830
>ads
>advertising 4chan on 4chan
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my favorite pizza is Hawaiian.
I put apple sauce on it, it's great.
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>>379645905
>tomato
>fruit

Oh its american retardation hour?
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>>379644393
You want a fucking medal?
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>>379645869
I hope they fall in love and raise a happy and healthy family together
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>>379645905
>>379645950
tomatoes aren't a fruit retards
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Serious question: is there any pizza, gourmet or chain that can even compare to a classic deep dish Pizza with extra cheese from Pizza Hut?
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>>379646026
Well?

Are you going to?
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>>379645828
I'm anti-skub but while I don't like pineapple on pizza I don't give a shit if you do. Ultimately no one gives a shit about pineapple. You either like it or you don't but just pretend to care if others like it.
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>>379645361
Marketing, same reason you Americans call back bacon "Canadian Bacon" or why in the world processed cheese is "American cheese" or in restaurants you find "Asian salad" or why they're called "Mexifries".

"Hashbrowns" sound significantly better than 'cubed potatoes" likewise "Hawaiian" sounds better than "Ham and pineapple" - sounds like a fucking sandwich.
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>>379646049
>filename says ads
>poster has aids
Kys anytime
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>>379645948
Honestly I was pretty surprised that fruit and melted cheese mesh pretty dam well together. All rolled up as a fruit quesadilla
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>>379645828
Yes I am, as a matter of fact.
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>>379644025
>leaving out sardines
you really live a sheltered life
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>>379646165
Papa John's is the best pizza chain.
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>>379646147
>blooming product of a plant
>has seeds
It's a fruit.
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>this sudden surge in disgusting fatfuck foods
what the fuck is going on? i thought you faggots had more respect for yourselves
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>>379645869
>women
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>>379646165


>>379646171
absolutely not
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>>379643458
>It "people" (it's in fact Amerifats) hating trivial shit related to pizza
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>>379646062
"In botany, a fruit is the seed-bearing structure in flowering plants (also known as angiosperms) formed from the ovary after flowering."
"A vegetable is any edible part of a plant, excluding the seed bearing fruit"
Tomatoes are a fruit
get over it
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this type of discussions are reserved for /ck/. I checked briefly to see if those fags would talk about cooking, but instead they just talk about what they eat, fast food and snack, the little knowledge they have about food is mostly wrong or just pretentious bs they picked up online.
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I like dates on pizza.
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Who was in the wrong here?
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>>379646219
>ads
kys reddit
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>>379643458
This only happens in MGS3 is you play it right
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>>379643458
Fatasses argue over food thread
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>>379644025
Fuck off Gordon Ramsay
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Hawaiian is fucking good. Actual Hawaiian would be SPAM, though. The trick is, don't get it from a chain joint. They use crappy ham and canned pineapple. The juice from canned pineapple makes shit all soggy. Ham and pineapple are a god tier combo; ever been to a Brazilian steakhouse? You need good ass ham (read: not lunchmeat) and actual pineapple that will roast in the oven.

Not going to say it's better than other toppings because I'm a margherita fan myself, but it's good. I can understand someone not liking it, but I feel like most people who bash it only ever order Dominos and base it on that shitty ass Hawaiian.
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>>379646301
you are what you eat
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>>379644393
How's the Greek Nationalist movement? I've had a plan that I want to put into effect
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>>379646165
>pepperoni
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>>379646165
any local pizza place around me.
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>>379643458
Where were you when Best Girl protected us
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>>379646165
Pantaleone's thin crust 'za
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>>379646165
>going to chain restaurants
It's shit.
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>>379644025
>olives
fuck you greek pizza with feta is godlike

fml I haven't had pizza in years
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>>379646219
>tripfag
Kill yourself right now
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>>379646062
the irony, muhammed
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>>379644025
Shit taste tbqh. Onions are amazing.
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>>379645796
whenever someones uses 'fruits' as the plural of fruit I imagine an obese american teenager whose diet consists entirely of bread cheese and meat
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>>379644025
Is it bad that this is what I put on my pizza?
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>>379646401
>complains he was called out for being a faggot
>doesn't filter tripfags
Kys rebbit
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>>379646376

>oily
>was supposed to be thin crust
>raw dough
>cheese falling off from grease

I wonder.
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>>379646409
>I don't eat food at all, I survive on water and licking my wall.
fucking underages
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>>379646567
I'M MAD
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>>379644025

My aunt fucking loves doing all 3 at the same time. Now I love all 3 of those toppings but not at the same fucking time. Specially onions and pineapple, jesus fuck what an unholy combo.
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>>379646530
there we go
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>>379646401
>kys reddit
kys reddit
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@379646589
Filtered
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>>379646013
now this is good comedy
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The villain is the one that thought putting slices of shitty sausage on an already fatty pizza was a good idea.

It tastes better just cheese but I might order pineapple if someone tells me it's a crime. The fruit's sugar and acidity mixes well with the fat and salt. Gordon needs to go back to school.
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>>379646367
I like figs. Figs, balsamic vinegar, onions, a nice cheese, and some chopped green herbs. Maybe some Capocollo or some shrimp or scallops. Tomato sauce or any of the white sauces.
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What is it with Greek people and pizza? I moved out west from New York, and the NY Giant Pizza near me (love the generic name they all have) is owned by a Greek guy and he makes a wicked pie.

Shit tastes really damn good.
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I hate canada and greece and all the fuckers that live in those countries.
But I love pineapple on my pizza.
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My father bought a pizza place because he was bored with his primary business. Now I run the day to day of the primary business and get free pizza whenever I want.
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>>379643815
>chuuni

fuckin weeb
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>>379644025
fuck you faggot a sparse amount of onion on some pies is delicious, olives meh but black olives are good sometimes
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>>379644982
>chicken
putting the second most bland meat on a fucking pizza

please tell me none of you retards actually do this
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There is no better pizza topping than mushrooms. Prove me wrong. Protip you can't.
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>>379646742
>he likes cheese pizza
I have notified all government authorities
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>>379643458
Best pizza
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>>379646969
Sure, actual fucking mushrooms though, not the fucking canned bullshit Pizza Hut uses.
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>>379646969
I love mushrooms but if you don't cook it carefully it can make the pizza soggy. You need to dry out the mushrooms before putting them on.
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>>379645869
Did they reenact the rape? Because he definitely has those "lets rape" eyes.
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>>379644025
You're right about olives. Pineapple isn't bad in moderation. But onions are awesome. I bet you're also a filthy basic bitch that doesn't like sardines.
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>>379644524
Do you like ketchup on your ice cream?
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>>379646945
BBQ chicken pizza is great, my dude. It will never replace tomato sauce but it's a nice change now and again.
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>>379643458
Rest In Pineapple+Pepperoni Sweet Prince

;_;7 You were a god amongst men...
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>>379647094
Never tried it so I don't know how that tastes like.
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>>379643743
Haha. It would be a shame if somebody really does it and you die in poverty seeing him taking all the fame and money
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>>379645574
You mean jalapenos?
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>not putting buffalo sauce on your pizza
Ranchfags pls leave
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>>379646360
It's not a /ck/ thread without ja/ck/
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>>379646445
b-baka
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>>379646969
Pineapples are pretty good. Their high acidity brings out the flavour of other ingredients.
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I'm Italian, it was no natural death, our Mafia just finally found him, he was a wanted man for what he did to Pizza.
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>>379647094
That doesn't work because the saltiness of the ham goes well with the sweetness of the pineapple and the tanginess of the tomato sauce.

Unless you're some fuckstick who only ever gets Pizza Hut.
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>>379647180
>Pepperoni
Disgusting.
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>cheese and pineapple is fine
>ham and pineapple is fine
>Hawaiian pizza is OVER THE LINE
Somebody pls explain
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>>379647247
FUCKING RAW
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>>379647037

Pedos ruin pure things.
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>>379645281

People actually do this? Cheddar or 'sauce' on a pizza? Dear god..
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>>379647378
>cheese and pineapple is NOT fine
>ham and pineapple is NOT fine
>Hawaiian pizza is EXTREMELY OVER THE LINE
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>papa johns
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>>379647378
Most of us Burgers can't handle things that don't triple the fat and grease content of the food we're eating.
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>>379644025
>tfw only eat Papa Johns pizza
>always eat it completely plain
>fucking love it
Feels great being a pleb
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>>379646504
I'd eat that.
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>>379647420

If it's good meat than it's fine. I'd prefer it slightly more cooked but eh.

The size is insane though. Not sure how anybody can eat that.
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>>379643458
>pineapple on pizza was made by a fucking leaf
Explains why it's so fucking shitty, the only reason it even sells is because it's called Hawaiian pizza. If they called it Canadian pizza nobody would want that shit
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>>379644025
depends on the type of olives

i love pineapple and onions but not on pizza so i agree
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>>379644025
Olives are literally a cornerstone Pizza topping you shitter
onions are also nice
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>>379647528
Papa John's is fine among the chains. You know it's not the best, but it's better than the others so fuck it. I just ordered some myself since you can't always be assed to go to the local joint.
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>>379647637
It's the most popular pizza here in Australia, by a massive factor.

American's have shit taste.
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>>379645869
I imagine this is a situation where he is mentally disturbed and the woman decided to help treat his mental illness rather than put him in jail?
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>>379647637
but there's literally, figuratively, physically and metaphysically ham and pineapple pizza called Canadian pizza available in burgerstan
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>>379647602

I bet you're fat
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>>379647625
its literally raw meat full of bacteria and worm eggs to fuck up your body.
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>>379647763
I've lived on the east and west coasts and I've never heard anybody call it that.

Unless you're counting sisterfucking territory?
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>>379644025
>>379644916
>>379644982
>>379645589
>>379647091
How the fuck can you not like olives and onion on pizza? Are you all new worlders raised on McPlastic garbage ''food''?
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>>379647247
>rarefags
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>>379647247
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>people actually eat pizza
What the fuck that's disgusting. Dairy and grains are already shit, but eating them in huge, greasy portions together is revolting.
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>ITT
>do people seriously get mad when people order pineapple pizza
YES. I fucking hate it when my friends and family order that garbage """"""""pizza"""""""" they could have ordered something better that the group would enjoy. bacon ranch pizza is GOAT
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>>379647974
Luckily that's a self correcting problem.
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>>379647835

You can basically eat proper beef raw, in countries where ther's proper attention to livestock health, etc. Learn some nutrition before you talk shit. You still have stomach acid for most of that shit. The dangerous bacteria/parasites are in pork, chicken and (shell)fish.
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Why can't plebeians eat Hawaiian pizza, the best pizza?
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>>379647637
>Made by a leaf
the guy is Greek though
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>>379646165
Pizza Hut is shit, just make your own Pizza.
People who work in Pizza chains have poor hygiene. I even seen one worker step on the pizza boxes in one place and another person answer the phone with his hand covered in flour in another.
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>>379647703
I live in Jersey though, and pizza's a big meme here
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Non-meat topping tier list:
>God tier
Mushrooms
Black olives
>Great tier
Green peppers
Jalapeno peppers
Diced tomatoes
>Okay tier
Pineapples
Hot sauce
>Shit tier
Onions
Spinach

What do you think?
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>>379648030
>buy myself custard donuts specifically because I know nobody else likes them and so won't nab any from me
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>>379648030
>Ranch
I fucking hate my countrymen so much

WHY CAN'T YOU FAT FAGGOTS EAT ANYTHING NOT COVERED IN RANCH?!?!
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>>379646472
What the fuck, Marie is now worst girl for me, leave it to EU to fuck nice things up
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Somewhere there is an italian crying with joy
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>>379643458
>Hawaiian pizza becomes a meme
>creator immediately dies

Really perplexes my peanuts.
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>>379648164
Dice tomatoes needs to be bumped down a tier
It's fine otherwise
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>>379648271
>>creator immediately dies
>implying this meme is that new
lmao, go back to where you came from
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>>379647974
JOOSY
O
O
S
Y
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>>379648268
I'm here
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>>379648268
Why would they care? Italian pizza is nothing like American. It's like saying Chinese people give a fuck about General Tso's chicken.
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>>379645281
you are wrong

bacon pizza with ranch instead of tomato sauce is top tier
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>>379648249
>custard donuts
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>>379647967
>>
>pre e3 thread barely any replies
>pizza thread reaching bump limit at the speed of light
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>>379648080
its not healthy to eat raw meat anon.
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>>379645828
What are you, some kinda anti-skub dog fucking faggot?
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>>379648080
The problem isn't the beef. It's accidental puncturing of the intestines during slaughter that can get shit on the meat. It's mostly pork and fish that have the bad shit inside the meat itself, but everyone knows that so they are always safely prepared.
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>>379643458
Not really old age(let's be real, it never is) but one of the four bosses in Transistor died from disease before you got to face him. His gay assistant fuckboi(also a boss) dew himself in to follow his homo buttbuddy into death.

Also;
>pepperoni, extra cheese, mushrooms and green peppers
>chicken, green pepper and black olives
Any other choice of toppings is OBJECTIVELY WRONG and you should all kys yourselves you degenerate faggots.
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>>379648415

At that point, why even bother with the crust? Just get some bacon and layer it with ranch and cheese, you fat fuck.
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>>379648460
Dude the Pokemon show already happened like 2 days ago. E3 is over.
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>>379644189
when you nutango but she still suckin
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>>379648474

It's not healthy to eat meat in general. Whether it's raw or not does't matter in the western world, since our cattle is checked for diseases and our meat is cleaned before shipping.
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>>379648460
everyone loves pizza, bro. Nobody here loves video games.
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>>379648460
>a thread that has happened literally over a hundred times in the past few days doesn't get replies
>an off topic thread does
I'M SHOCKED
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>>379644025
>onions
>bad

???

onions are top tier topping
onion rings are god tier
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>>379648460
Fuck videogames, nerd.
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>>379644025
>Hating on onions
I'll cut you down where you stand.
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>>379648498

A proper check would filter out that meat in no time.
If you get sick from raw beef, you have a serious claim for sueing. People eat beef raw all the time. What do you think carpaccio is?
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>>379648729
>onion rings are god tier
i bet you mean "breaded onions boiled in lard"

god tier onion rings are spiced and sauteed in coconut oil without the jew breading
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>>379648843
Am I fussy if I only like red onions on pizza?
>>
>Giving a fuck about what other people put on their pizza

I'll eat anything as long as it isn't raw.
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>>379644025
What about sardines, you like those?
>>
Which is better, pizza or calzone?
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>>379648914

No, that's true patrician taste. Regular onions are basically filler. Raw red onions are god-tier, so much more taste.
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>>379648674
meat is a good source of protein though.
>>
does pizza run better on ps4 or xbone asking for a friend
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>>379648914
yes
if you're complaining about onions on any savory food you're a fussy manchild
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>>379643458
>emigrated to Canada from Greece
>emigrated
>Canadian man
he's fucking greek
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>>379644025
My dad likes pizzas that has sliced bananas, peanuts and chicken

Even he has better taste than you
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>>379644025
>olives and onions
>ruin anything
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>>379645589
kill yourself
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>>379643458
haahhahah
xD

le pineapple pizza to the knee!

the pizza is a lie! HAHAHAHAH

Fucking die
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>>379645869
The cynic in me says they're actors, and this is lies.

The idealistic in me says this is proof that people can change.

The realist in me it doesn't really matter if it's fake or real because countless people have been raped across the entirety of recorded history, and far more in pre-history, to little consequence.

The pervert in me says he looks like he wants to rape her, whether he's raped her before or not.
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>he doesn't eat olive onions and mushrooms

Might as well as get rid of tomatoes on that pizza
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>>379649002
>>379648914
now that's some shitty taste
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>>379643458
Does anyone else not understand this pineapple on pizza meme?
Up until 2016 I have NEVER seen anyone dislike pineapple on pizza
I swear that I've either entered an alternate dimension, or everyone is playing a joke on me.
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>>379648698
>pepperoni
Should've had the abortion
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>>379645796
>olive
>tomato
>jalapeno
>green peppers
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>>379644790
Me too, brutha.
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>>379647923
Not those anons and I fucking love green and black olives on a pizza but diced raw onions ruin the flavor and texture of every fucking food they are added too.

I am 25 years old and I physically start feeling sick to my stomach when I eat something with diced raw onions. I love onion rings and fried onions are okay with potatoes.
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>>379649007
>meat is a good source of protein though.
not when soy exists you cretin
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>>379643458
>Fox die
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>>379649007

I know, and its tasty as fuck. But if we're gonna pull the 'it's not healthy' card than either be honest or gtfo. Meat isn't healthy in general. It's not necessarily unhealthy in small quantities, but saying it's healthy is really pushing it.
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>>379649163
it's literally just "STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE" elevated into a meme
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>>379649272
>soy
Enjoy gyno
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>>379649163
I've seen it joked about on bad, old sitcoms. Not sure why suddenly everyone thinks it's a topical thing. Probably hipsters and their love of "ironic" bad jokes.
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>>379646762
>>379646924
>pie
Pizza is not a pie you fucking retarded yanqui cockfags.
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>>379649262
I think it depends on what type of onions.

Red onions taste pretty strong so try things with white onions instead.

I think onion rings use white onions.
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>>379649125
And the faggot in you convinced you that it was a good idea to post all that crap.
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>>379644025
If you don't cook the onions and add them fresh after baking they are really good and add a crisp crunch to the pizza. Cooked onions is shit though.
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>>379649272
>soy
lmao you liberal pantywaste nu-male
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>>379649151

If you have salty toppings, like tuna or bacon, red onion is almost required you uncultured swine.
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>>379649272
>buying genetically mutated soy
sure brah.

>>379649286
if you eat in reasonable amounts its pretty healthy senpai. especially if you are doing sports and shit, you need that protein.
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>>379644025
>olives
Get the fuck off my board.
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>>379647378
Is this a haiku?
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>>379646504
>>379646376
Gordon didn't like the pizza in its own right on top of it not being the thin crust he ordered. It's unacceptable on two different levels.
>>379648153
Where do you live that people act like monkeys? The pizza hut here is pretty clean, but that's mostly on the management who refuse to let people fuck around.

>>379647247
>>379647974
People that don't thoroughly cook their meat are disgusting and deserve the inevitable results of eating raw, unclean meat from unknown sources.
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>>379649443

You can get protein elsewhere. There have been millions of studies anon. I'm not saying it's unhealthy in moderation, but it's not considered healthy. Not all food has to be either healthy or unhealthy, there is a middle ground.
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>>379644025
>hating on onions

OVER THE LINE.

White onions > red onions though
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>>379645869
Rape, or """"rape""""
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>>379649559
>replying to more than one post at a time
is it your first day here or do you just have the 'tism?
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>>379649372
>fat around breasts is bad
Fat insulates the body and muscles
>keeping active muscles warm is bad
enjoy being an idiot
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>>379649559
Godorn is english, they know nothing of real food and even less of good 'za.
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>>379649492
No

Pineapples aren't gross
Pineapple pizza is good
This is a haiku
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>>379648870
>serious claim for sueing
Most of the time establishments cover their asses. Restaurants know how many stupid people there are that want to risk eating rare beef, so they all have disclaimers on the menu stating the dangers of consuming undercooked meat.
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>>379649416
That's how all posting on 4chan happens anon. Including your post.
>>379649650
Scallions > all other onions.
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>>379649443

>thinks meat is healthy
>thinks genetically engineered produce is unhealthy

Oh my. We've got one of those idiots.
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>>379649638
i used to read there are certain proteins and vitamins you cant take from sources other than meat couple of years ago, is it all wrong then?
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>>379649432
>the normie faggot thinks his views and values trump that of true patricians
lel
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>>379649739
>za
Fuck off Chigaco. Cheese goes over the sauce, not under it.
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>>379644025
Onions are great on Pizza you pleb.
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I live in Hawaii and I fucking deny that shit and starve instead whenever people offer it to me.
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>>379649757

I don't know what third world country you come from, but if you have 'disclaimers' for eating a steak rare, then I pity you.
I was talking about the western world, where we have health checks and our beef (pork too, actually, but that's another story) is perfectly safe to eat raw. I'm not talking about some third world shithole where the butchers work with literal shit on their hands.
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>>379649763
They're also good, but white onions are the best. They aren't insanely strong like red onions and also have a more consistent texture in my experience than most other onions.
>>
I like ananas on my 'za.
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>>379649798
If you can't even cite those sources anymore and just happened to read them somewhere, you don't need an expert to tell you that you cannot trust them.
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>>379646376
Looks worst than the $7 pizza I got from Caesars, so....
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>>379650024
How feasible is it to live as a homeless person there? Im thinking of buying a one ticket when my parents pass on and being homeless until I can save enough to live. I spend a lot of time camping in the summer months.
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>>379648271
Negro, I remember 90's Cartoon Network shows making fun of Hawaiian pizza.
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>>379650219
well it was doctors who told me since like forever.
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>game damages your hardware
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>>379648870
What good is money going to do for a dead person?
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>>379650396

You used to read what your doctors told you? Come on man, be consistent here.
>>
someone should make a rice pizza
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>>379650379
You gonna live in a tent or something? It's alright I guess. I see the same homeless people that still manage to survive for years.
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>>379643458
RIP in peace, you glorious bastard.
F
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>>379645207
We got mangoes on a stick here in spicland but only with hot sauce, this one sounds better in my opinion.
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>>379644025
black olives are divine
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>>379650471
no i mean, doctors on newspapers and doctors that i went while i was trying to lose weight etc.
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>>379650486
Do you mean like a giant rice-cake with pizza toppings or just a pizza with fried rice on top?
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>>379650453

You have more chances of dying due to choking on a leathery piece of well done steak than of dying due to food poisoning from raw beef.
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>>379650486
It's called sushi
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>>379650614
Every fucking snack in beanertopia is drenched in hot sauce and chili powder. Even as someone who likes spice its fucking annoying and gets old quick.
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>>379650076
We cook meat for a reason.We learned as a species that uncooked meat is bad
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>>379645242
>anyone who hates sweet + salty is a fucktard
But I love barbecue potato chips. I hate cheese on fruit. Cut the persecution complex.
>>
>Cousin comes over
>Parents order pizza
>He can't have cheese
>Parents order a pizza without cheese for him

I would have taken pineapple
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>>379643458
>Hawaiian pizza was invented in Canada

wtf I hate pizza now
>>
Pepperoni and cheese on fruit salads when
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>>379649685
The latter. She got drunk and cheated on her husband.
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>>379650913
>Not liking those little sticks with cheese and pineapple on them
>Not liking cheese and chutney
>Not enjoying cheese and grapes or apples
>NOT LIKING CHEESE WITH EVERYTHING EVER
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>>379650851

No point argueing with retards I guess. Stay in school my friend. Hopefully you'll learn a few things.
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>>379644025
>olives
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>>379651030
>>He can't have cheese
Why are you torturing the poor child?
>>
I love Hawaiian pizza.
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>>379650648
the latter is more interesting
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>>379651030
Get that fucker some breadsticks then
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>>379643458
>"Villain" was universally hated because of his unorthodox views but in the end it turns out he was right all along
I too was on the "hate Hawaiian pizza by principle" bandwagon until I actually tried it and it's fucking good. Hating Hawaiian pizza is a fucking meme.
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>>379643458
seems disrespectful for some canadian douchebag to ruin countless pizzas over the years and blame it on Hawaii
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>>379651195
Probably lactose intolerant.
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>>379644393
Pay your fucking debts.
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>>379645207
>Not deep frying the mango
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>>379650076
I've been to a few restaurants in the DC/virginia/maryland area for work that do this shit, then won't cook the steak more than medium rare. I've seen this in a few other cities, I wouldn't call it common exactly, but not unheard of.
>>
So who is the best out of these:

Papajohns
pizza hut
caesars
dominos
>>
>literally have an idea of fast freezing crepes and then lightly frying them.
Who do I call to sell this wonderful idea?
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>>379643458
ordering pizza as a group is retarded, just order a small for yourself if you want it, don't force others to conform to your tastes
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>>379651448
macky dees
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>>379651448

Any mom and pop
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>le pineapple on pizza is bad! XD
reddit get ye gone
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>>379643458
F
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>>379643458
Hawaiian Pizza sucks because Americans don't know you don't eat it with Red Sauce

You get your Pizza with a White sauce

Tomatos and Pineapple are 2 different spectrums of Acidity.
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>>379651448
Homemade you fucking pleb
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>>379651560
No one since it's mine now.
>>
>tfw you will never be rich enough to force Gordon Ramsey to make you a pineapple pizza
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>>379651560
Just call it something retarded like flumbus or blehp, nobody will give a shit.
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>>379651030
order him this
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>>379647909
pretty sure he's just confusing the origin of Canadian bacon and pineapple Pizza, aka hawaiin pizza. Canadian bacon is just a colloquialism for ham, and he probably just thinks the pizza is called canadian pizza
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>>379651282
>Hating Hawaiian pizza is a fucking meme.

Of course it's a fucking meme, you never saw anybody even talk about it until a few months ago.

Normalfag memes are such garbage
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>>379644189
I mean it's alnost as if adding two sweet things together is often not a bad combo
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>>379646969
This is a patrician opinion
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>>379644025
>pineapple
yes

>onions and olives
fuck you, those are awesome
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>>379651801
nani the fuck
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>somebody orders pineapple pizza
>pick off the pineapple
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>>379644025
>olives
>onions
I'LL FUCKING HOOK YOU RIGHT IN THE GABBER MATE
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>>379644056
not everyone spends the last 20 years of their life unable to walk like you faggots will with your unhealthy lifestyles
>>
>can't eat cheese
>can't eat pizza dough
>also allergic against peanuts, seafood and fruits of all kind

I will never eat pizza
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>>379643743
Nutango is the name of my secret sex move
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>>379645574
Those are jalapenos, bud
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>>379651801
I've never tried that but I have had hawaiian """pizza""" and that undeniably looks x10 better. seafood + pizza is a good combo. seems weird that the shells are still on though
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>>379652047
Eat one and spit it out
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>>379651448
If you're subjecting yourself to fast food pizza, Papa Johns is the most reliable. Pizza Hut is the best, but in my experience is sometimes undercooked.
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>>379652047
I pity you
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>>379652045
Anon, I won't even live for 20 more years.

I'm going to live for 10 more, and the last couple I will practically be a vegetable.

YAY EARLY ONSET DEMENTIA

Fucking kill me already for fuck's sake.
>>
Why is American Pizza so fucking terrible?
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>>379652047
It's not even that bad bro. I haven't had sugar in 10 years and I don't even want any. As long as I can eat meat and drink milk, I'm happy. The only thing that sucks is going to restaurants and having to just watch other people eat because you can't order anything.
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>>379643458
S
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>>379646969
Green peppers.
Checkmate.
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>>379652361
Because they're cheap
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>>379644025
You have the shittest taste imaginable
I bet you eat cheese pizza without sauce
>>
Al pastor pizza con pina is the best fucking thing.
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>villain from the first game is replaced by an ancient evil
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>>379643458
I literally just ordered a pizza with pineapple, what a coincidence.
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>>379646969
maui onions
>>
How much do you tip?
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>>379644025

>olives and pineapple
Yeah that shit is the worst

>onion
Nah fuck you. Onions are great on a barbecue style pizza.
>>
>>379652357
LOL. There are literally dementia breakthroughs recently. Most medical research groups are rushing to find a treatment because it's mad cash and we will likely see a treatment(or maintenance drug) in the next 5 to 10 years.
>>
>>379652361
american pizza is objectively the greatest pizza in the world (when we're not ruining it with meme toppings like pineapple or M&Ms or whatever). sorry it's not pita bread with tomato sauce or whatever dumb medieval bullshit you yuropeens are still eating
>>
>>379651407
Sorry, not American
>>
>>379652627
in which I'll be fucking dead.

Are you retarded?
>>
>>379646165
>classic deep dish Pizza with extra cheese
Pizza Hut doesn't sell deep dish. The difference between their pan and their hand tossed is the airiness of the crust. Neither is deep dish.
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Five+ cheese pizza or spinach garlic pizza.
Supreme is also a worthy choice.
>>
>>379652739
You're not gonna survive in 5 years? Fucking kill yourself already.
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>>379649559
>The pizza hut here is pretty clean
That's what I thought for years until I started observing more closely. Wage cucks don't care about enough to provide a clean product.
>>
>>379652357
i feel your pain. i'm 30 and if I have it as bad as my parents then i've possibly got 20ish more years before i start running into problems in my daily life, maybe 30 before i need 24/7 care
>>
>>379646165
Jet's is a regional chain that has the greatest deep dish I've had. Way better than Pizza Hut (which I don't think even has deep dish).
>>
When you see people having such vehement opinions about something as simple and trivial as people's choices in pizza toppings it's not hard to understand why we kill each other over differences in religion, politics etc.
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>Denying yourself the perfect pizza just so you can make a stupid fashion statement.

You just can't beat a classic pepperoni pizza. Fuck all of your "I'm a special snowflake!" toppings.
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>>379652686
>american pizza is objectively the greatest pizza in the world

Only American's and maybe other culinary shitholes like Canada think this. It's just pie of grease. Absolutely disgusting.

Meanwhile whole rest of the world prefer actual European pizza and not the disgusting mess you call pizza in America.
>>
>>379651120
Yeah dude eating raw meat is super cool.Its like what the animals do xD raaaawr
>>
>>379647213

Just like how Facebook was made
>>
>>379643458
Of course it was a fucking leaf that invented that shit.
>>
>>379652998
damn... rly makes u tink
>>
>X pizza has that crust that's basically just bread with no style

What's her name?
Protip: It's always shit
>>
Pepperoni is the most overrated topping
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>>379653084
shut up fag
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>>379652902

>we will die before humanity achieves the singularity and we can upload our minds to android bodies
>>
>>379652445
>haven't had sugar in 10 years
>drinks milk
>what is lactose?
>>
If you care about pizza toppings, you're a normie.
>>
>>379647974
Eraserhead.
>>
>>379653036
I'm a vegetarian now. Pepperoni was my jam, but pineapple + jalapeno is my new best choice.
>>
>>379653084
silence, homophile
>>
>>379653045
you know I'm right. Americans took pizza from Italy and perfected it. Now it's American pizza that's eaten all over the world
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>>379653173
Good.
I want the sweet embrace of oblivion to be the last thing I feel.
>>
I've literally eaten shit before, and Hawaiian pizza objectively is worse.
>>
>>379653484
t. man with shit taste
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>>379646346
>Tomatoes are a fruit
>get over it
Nobody but wikipedia spergs considers tomatoes to be fruits. They are vegetables. "uhm actually!!!" doesn't apply here. Even Gordon Ramsey thinks pineapple pizza is dumb. Get over it.
>>
>>379652998
>it's not hard to understand why we kill each other over differences in religion, politics etc

It is for me.

>hey which god do you believe in
>who gives a shit, it doesn't affect you

Compare to
>hey is it alright if i put fucking pineapple of all things on this pizza?
>no it it godamn well isn't
>>
>>379653269
>>>r/dankmemes
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>>379653484
Anon, why did you eat shit?
>>
>>379653235
I meant table sugar. Specifically fructose and it's disaccharides
>>
>>379646346
Tomatoes are a botanical fruit but a culinary vegetable. You get over it.
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>>379653596
no, reddit is exactly the kind of people who would discuss pizza like this
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>>379653484
>I've literally eaten shit before, and Hawaiian pizza objectively is worse.
lmao check it out, it's my impression of a pineapple lover

"NO brah, you don't get it! Human feces on its own is bad, you gotta have it with white sauce and jalapenos, then it's godly! Why are you people getting so triggered over the fact that I like to eat shit??? It's my opinion you're not allowed to say it's wrong!"
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>>379653561
>hey is it alright if i put fucking pineapple of all things on this pizza?
>who gives a shit, it doesn't affect you
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>>379653045
Sorry if I don't like a slice of cardboard topped with red dye, a sprinkling of stale cheese and whatever meme herb you garnish it with. I prefer food that tastes good.
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>>379653036
There are some excellent unusual combinations.

For example, I like:
- pepperoni/ham/sausage
- pineapple
- green pepper
- mushroom
- garlic
- onion

The meat and pineapple play off each other, the green pepper and mushroom add texture, and the garlic and onion are a classic savory combination.

Or another example is a pizza place I know which serves tandoori chicken pizza. Indian toppings aren't usual, but they're still tasty.
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>>379646165
>extra cheese
literally why? anyways to answer your question:
marcos
hounddogs
que!
pudgie
pontillos
>>379652948 these guys
fucking any 4+ star shit on yelp i mean seriously nigga come on
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>>379653728
you'd know, mr "normies"
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>>379653806
Like Abdullah's semen?
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>>379645281
white sauce, cheddar, calabrese and spinach is absolutely divine.
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>>379652445
>only eating corpses and drinking secretions
Holy shit, that's horrible.
You're cursed to forever be a subhuman ghoul and a wretched parasite.
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>>379653423
No? Rest of the world doesn't touch that garbage even with a stick. If you want to eat tomato pies and call them pizza, then fine, but don't pretend it's not the most disgusting thing ever.
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>>379653817
>The meat and pineapple play off each other,
No, they really, really don't. you're right about everything else though
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>>379653764
>it doesn't affect you

I wish. Whenever we get pizza, the pineapple pizza lover needs to have his own disgusting pizza just for him.

Unacceptable.
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>>379653924
I don't care about animals and enjoy eating them.
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>>379653924
fruit and veggies are plant cum so I don't see how you can look down on others
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>>379653924
I believe in survival of the fittest. That's why I eat animals and kill Nazis.
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>>379653986
Then stop being a bitch and make him pay for it himself
>it doesn't affect you
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>>379653934
>No? Rest of the world doesn't touch that garbage even with a stick.
You don't have to personally like it. I can't call you wrong if it's just your own opinion. But you are 100% objectively wrong about what kind of pizza the world eats.
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>>379653924
If you have a moral objection to humans eating other animals then you are a misanthrope that is holding our species back from conquering the stars and should excise yourself from our race immediately.
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>>379654151
Would you eat a nazi?
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The amount of people who NEED to comment about hating pineapple on their pizza shows how many ledditors really come here
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>>379643458
A misunderstood genius. Farewell sweet prince, and all that.

I'm gonna eat some hawaiian pizza and you haters can't stop me.
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>>379654252
This. The dislike of pineapple on pizza is common enough but the level of hate it gets now is a fucking meme.
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If you're going to be pretentious about pizza there are only three acceptable things to put on it - mozzarella, basil and tomato. The moment you eat pizza with anything else you lose the right to criticize anyone else for their preferences.
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>>379644025
onions can sometimes work but otherwise your post is spot-on and anyone who disagrees should be tossed into a garbage compactor - a fitting end for human garbage who don't know SHIT about pizzas
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>>379653975
>No, they really, really don't
It's like lemon juice on steak or chicken; an acidic accent that brings out the meat's flavour.
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>>379644025
>Any of these
>Bad
I bet you were the kid who'd only wanted chicken tenders and mac n cheese at the chinese buffet.
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>>379654205
>if you believe that [rational belief here], then ur stooooopid
Pizza top tier argument here, I'm literally incapable of even.
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>muh Gordon Ramsay

Call me when a chef that doesn't lose to a drunk gearhead mashing ingredients together in between chugging wine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwPmLwW1-PA
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>>379654218
I do eat pork ocassionally
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>>379653924
Animals are tasty. I'm eating some poor sad pig right now. Feels bad but so good man.
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>>379654256
>I'm gonna go take a piss and angle the stream to go into my own mouth, and you hater's can't stop me.

oh man. I feel so totally rekd right now. you sure showed us
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>>379654479
>humans are equal to animals
memegans actually believe this
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>>379654472
>restaurant mac n cheese
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>>379654479
>animals can talk and are able to express genuine free will and feelings
good fuckin' meme right there buddy
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>>379654631
Vegans are equal to animals my friend.
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>>379654498
Judging by the lack of white power tattoos, those aren't nazis but suicide girls actresses.
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>>379654454
Eh, I could see squirting some lemon juice on a meat-heavy pizza. Not putting entire pineapple chunks on it.
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>>379654705
maybe mentally, but i wouldn't eat a vegan. too stringy.
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>>379648937
Sardines are a meme nobody actually eats those things on pizza. I remember I worked at a pizza place when I was still in HS and we had a few cans of sardines sitting around and they were literally never moved the entire 7 months I was there
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>>379654479

>lions eat meat to starve
>but every single human on the planet has readily available materials next to them which means they're not allowed to even touch meat, eggs, dairy, or anything made from an animal
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>>379654161

>What does it matter if someone takes a shit on the table right next to the food you plan to eat?
>It doesn't affect you!
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>>379654479
If he was weak enough to get caught then he deserved to be eaten.
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>>379654479
Next time a cow, chicken, pig, lamb etc. actually makes these arguments against me eating them I won't.
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>>379653986
Order a regular pizza and put gummy worms on it and give it to him.
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>>379654810
If there is one thing worse than food analogies, it's poop analogies
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>>379654738
More pizza places have pineapple as an option than have lemon spritz. It's not perfect, but it works well enough.
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>>379654479
We are at the top of the food chain so we get to eat whatever the fuck we want. Vegans can take their weak scrawny malnourished asses and fuck off
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>>379654479
>Comparing omnivorism with fucking canibalism
And then we are the ones doing mental gymnastics
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>>379654761
it's not my favorite or anything but i would eat ten slices of double sardine pizza before one slice of hawaiian
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>>379654770
>do evil things out of necessity
Justifable

>do evil things for own comfort and nothing else
Morally reprehensible

This is why anyone in first world country who isn't a beggar should be a vegan.
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>>379654479
I didn't say you were stupid. I said you were a misanthrope. If you hate humanity so much start to solve the problem by killing yourself.
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>>379655012
Maybe if those chickens didn't want to be eaten they wouldn't be so damn tasty desu senpai
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>>379655017
>if you aren't a retard turbonazi who wants to kill and enslave everything but his own group, you hate your own group
This is what "white genocide is real!!!1" morons actually believe
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>>379654810
Then move to a different table, nigger
Do I have to explain everything to you?
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>Canadian invented another revolutionary invention for mankind

Fuck, am I proud to be a leaf.
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>>379654993
actually I take that back, I've had anchovy pizza but never sardine. Is there a big difference in flavor?
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>tfw tried hawaiian pizza for the first time a few weeks ago.

>thought it was alright and consider it a good secondary if I'm not up for pepperoni

>also first time having canadian bacon which was good. Not bacon tho
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>>379655249
As somebody who paints houses for a living, I salute you, America's hat.
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>>379655012

>only I get to decide when something is out of necessity
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>>379655012
vegan sidekick is awesome
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People are okay with tomatoes in pizza but not pineapple, hypocrites
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>>379655187
>comparing eating meat with National Socialism

Just don't.
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>>379655012
>vegans unilaterally decide that they are the moral arbiter of what is evil
This is why vegans are self-righteous dickbags on the level of extremely religious people.
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>>379655216
>Then move to a different table, nigger

So now you understand
>It doesn't affect you
is bullshit.

Also how many dining room tables do you think I have, nigger?
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>>379655261
I imagine both would be salty as fuck. Anchovies are generally used though because smaller.
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>>379645830
how about you kill yourself and stop giving Caramel attention
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>>379655012
Females are also byproducts in the meat industry as well and like the males are killed.
Which is why the chicken meat giving you estrogens is a myth, producers need to bulk them. As such they use test to get more natty and tasty.
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>>379655421
Anchovies are quite a bit saltier than sardines too. Like, by an order of magnitude.
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>not putting mayonnaise on your pizza
baka desu senpai
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>>379655391
Looks like you'll need to learn how to deal with your differences, then.
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>>379655554
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>>379655349
>implying pineapple and tomatoes belong in the same foods because they're both scientifically considered fruits

i wonder what you canucks are going to inflict on the world next, applesauce pizza?
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>>379655545
Test is metabolized into estrogen, retard.
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Fine, you don't like pineapples on pizza.

Can you interest you in some chocolate and peanut butter on your burger instead?
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>>379646969
This nigga gets it
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>>379655554
Japanese pizza is weird at first but it's actually not too bad once you get used to it. I tried a mayo+seafood pizza that was actually pretty good after I got over how different it was.

Their weird thing with sweet corn pizza is the worst though. It's the only topping I've ever had in my life that was worse than pineapple.
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>>379655820
If that were PB&J instead I'd be down to try it
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>>379644025
literal child
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>>379647247
fuck that outer layer of the uncooked meat looks fucking gross. Why does meat look so much more appetizing raw then cooked?
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>>379651705
>Tomatos and Pineapple are 2 different spectrums of Acidity.

Which is exactly fucking why they work so well together. Do you even food?
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>>379651801
>god dammit, i ordered HAM pizza
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>>379656178

All me.
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>>379656186
>these 2 things taste different, therefore they must taste good together

pineapplefag, everybody
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>>379656178
>quoted people who both like and dislike olives and other toppings
am I supposed to eat a null pizza then?
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>>379643458
ill pour a slice out for ya
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>>379655554
>not chimichurri sauce
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>>379644393

So am I, when do I get my young boy to "mentor"?
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>>379655554
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>>379643743
>nutango
I'd buy that for a dollar
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>>379654518
you have two choices; feel good and dont eat them or continue feeling bad because you like the taste
it's all up to you anon, do what feels right
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>>379647625
>If it's good meat than it's fine.

No it's not. Yes, you can eat raw meat, but in a fucking hamburger, it's going to be disgusting and unappetizing, because the meat is not meant to be raw.

It's all about the preparation. If I go into an Italian style restaurant and order a seafood dish, I'd be pretty pissed if they served it raw and said "What's the problem? Don't you like sushi?"
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if you put fruit on a pizza you will burn for it
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>>379656349
>not eating plain crust
Simpletons, all of you.
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>4chan unironically embracing normie memes
God, I wish I could quit this site.
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>>379656317

I mean in a general sense he's not wrong. Balancing flavors is a part of cooking.
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>>379653070
Except the guy who made it has enough balls to sue the balls off that faggot and while he probably isn't AS rich, he's got plenty to live off forever.
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>>379656784
My favorite pizza is sunlight and water.
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>>379656178
>amerifat eating burgers for breakfast, lunch, dinner and everything in between bragging about better taste
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>>379656784
>eating
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>>379656859
in a general sense, but it's silly to go "aha you admitted they taste different! that's why they're good!" like some big gotcha
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>>379653867

I don't live in a country cucked by muslim immigrants, nice try though.
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I hope that faggot rots in hell
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>>379657290
Heh, hell doesn't exist kid. Except for the Hell on Earth that Christians are trying to create...
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>>379656784
if im gonna do that i'll have a naan
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>>379657367
>trying to create
lmao stupidhead we're already in hell
go die already
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>>379655820
Interestingly enough. I've noticed that both chocolate work as toppings on pretty much anything in appropriate portions. Peanuts work anywhere.
And also in the inverse. Gravy works as a topping on EVERY dessert really really well
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>>379657367
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>>379657290
you think Satan likes pineapples on his pizza?
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>>379657108
Burgers are literally the best food ever.
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I hate pineapple. I love pineapple on pizza, best topping after mushrooms and onions.
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>>379657619
in hell you're not allowed to pick the pineapples off, and you've got a dude sitting next to you explaining how tomatoes are TECHNICALLY fruits nonstop for eternity
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>>379657619
No. He like pepperoni only.
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the hate for pineapple comes from a fundamental understanding of knowing what shouldnt be combined with cheese, bread, and tomato sauce. mother fucking FRUIT is one of them.
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>>379657619
Satan isn't that dumb.
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Vesuvio the GOD pizza
Adding Kebab and fresh French Fries ontop.
One a separate plate or a cup, cold, fresh sliced raw onions that you can bunch on after you're done with the pizza.
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>>379646165
they don't understand pizza hut anon
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>>379657825
You sure you didn't get it confused for the other place?
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>>379655687
This is a thread about pizza, not sisterfucking.
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>>379646165
>slices of cardboard
>deep dish
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