/v/ plays game dev tycoon: E3 Hype Train 3

>>379639074
G64

PC

TES

PC

>>379639074
TES holds the key here

>>379639074
gonna have to be the G64, I think it's starting to pick up steam

>>379639074
Notnendo is!

>>379639074
L I C E N S E

>>379639074
Tes

>>379639074
get the pretendo

>>379639074
I'm doing it, TES

>>379639074
G64

>>379639074
Tes, even though we can't afford it.

>>379639074
It'll never sell on the TES. Go for PC.

Do it.

>>379639074
T E S
E
S

>>379639074
T E S

E

S

>>379639074
The Elder Scrolls

>>379639074
PC

>>379639074
SIXTY FOUR OH MY GOD

What game is this

>>379639074
put it on the nes

>>379639074
G64

If we pick TES, we lose the game for bankrupt i'm just saying

pee see

PC

>>379639202
reroll

>>379639305
fuck you
get the Sontendo

>>379639305
LOOK AT THIS GOOBER

Also TES

>>379639074
The PC... no wait! The G64

>>379639331
Let's do it, faggot!

>>379639074
G64

>>379639074
_pc

>>379639074
NINTENDO POWER!

>>379639074
PC

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>>379639365

>>379639074
>>379639331
Sounds good, load 'er up.

Todd told me we need to support the tes.

>>379639074
Let's just make the Rush Hour board game into a PC game and hope it sells

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>>379639365

>>379639385
SAVED

>>379639331
Got to spend money to make money fool

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>>379639385

>>379639442
Nope
>>379639365

>>379639385
sorry fammy >>379639365 won

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>>379639365
Jokes on you, we don't have enough money

>>379639385

>>379639545
T E X T B A S E D
E X T B A S E D
X T B A S E D
T B A S E D
B A S E D
A S E D
S E D
E D
D

>>379639545
Text based

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>>379639545
text based

>>379639545
text

>>379639545
text

>>379639545
2d garfix

>>379639545
2D

>>379639545
T E X T

>>379639575
RIP

>>379639385
Busta, straight busta

>>379639545
Text

>>379639545
We'll just get burned on text. 2D is the future.

>>379639483
>>379639514
get fucked
>>379639545

>>379639545
Graphic motherfucker. Let's go out with a bang

>>379639545
2DPD

>>379639575
Glorious!
GRAPHICS

>>379639545
TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXT

>>379639545
Our traffic jam sim needs graphics

>>379639575
You fucking niggerfaggot

>>379639575
>>379639585
>>379639625
O h .

>>379639575
>>379639585
>>379639625
people has spoken

>>379639687
It was destiny

>trying to save money
you're only delaying the inevitable

>>379639619
Rerolling for 2D

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>>379639575
>>379639585
J-jokes on you

>text-based transport strategy game about muslim extremists driving over infidels in a truck on the NES 30 years before it actually becomes relevant
I have a good feeling about this one.

>>379639840
Engine everything

>>379639840
All story

>>379639840
Fuck story. Full gameplay and engine.

>>379639840
Gameplay: 100

>>379639840
All in story

>>379639840
All In engine

>>379639545
2D GRAPHICS

>>379639840
Story is what works

>>379639840
Everything on gameplay

>>379639840
50/0/50
It's gonna be the new dorf fortress

>>379639840
ONE HUNDRED PERCENT
G A M E P L A Y

>>379639840
All in gameplay

>>379639840
30 70 0

>>379639840
0 20 60

>>379639840
TRUCKS need ENGINES AT 100%

>>379639840
0 100 0

>>379639840
50 on story and engine

>>379639840
Everything in Gameplay

>>379639840
0 0 _1_

>>379639882
Rerolling.

>>379639840
20 50 30

>>379639840
engine 50
gameplay 5
story 45

>>379639840
all gameplay

>>379639891
Reroll

>>379639840
>Gameplay: 100

>>379639890

>>379639840
max gameplay

>>379639840
All Gameplay

>>379639840
EVERYTHING FULLY CRANKED

>>379639995
Anon saves the day

>>379640000
Do quads trump 5s?

>>379640000
QUAD MODE ACTIVATE

>>379639995
>Gameplay
>On a text based game about muslim driving over infidels before the police shoot you down

>>379639867
its for the pc

>>379640000
nice quads tho

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>>379640000

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>>379640000
>>379639995
Beautiful

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>>379640015

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>>379639995

>>379640015
>>379639995
halal

>>379639995
>>379640000
>four zeroes
massive failure incoming

>>379639867
People three decades in the future will remember our game as one that was way ahead of the curve for its time and it will be elevated into a cult classic.

>>379640015
>>379639995
>>379640000
The gods have chosen.

>>379640130
DIALOGUES
100

>>379640130
>MORE
>DIALOGUE

>>379640130
100 dialogues

>>379640130
0 50 50

>>379640130
All dialogue, we obsidian now

>>379640130
all AI

>>379640130
Full AI and level design.

>>379640130
Level design. Gotta have those beautiful, infidel filled roads

>>379640130
All in level design

>>379640130
AI max

>>379640130
10 60 30

>>379640130
95 dialogue
4 level design

>>379640130
Chants will be needed

>>379640130
50 0 50 we need smart trucks

>>379640130
>AI: 100

>>379640000
oh boy

>>379640225
YES

I am fucking done. 0 everything.

>>379640130
Put just enough into AI to give our muslims animal-like behavior as is fitting

>>379640130
MAX AI

>>379640130
10 30 60

>>379640130
Full ai, full level design

>>379640130
level design 100%

MAX AI

>>379640225
NOICE

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>>379640225
LAST STAGE

>>379640453
Graphics :^)

>>379640453
max sounds

>>379640453
max world design

>>379640453
GRAPHICS

>>379640453
0 80 20

>>379640453
20 0 80

Gotta hear those infidels screaming.

>>379640453
All in graphics

>>379640453
all to sound

>>379640453
MAXIMUM
GRAPHICS

Text-based

>>379640453
Graphic: 100

>dat font

>>379640453
MAX SOUND
I WANT TO HEAR THE INFIDELS SCREAM IN HD

>>379640453
ALL ON SOUND

>>379640453
Deselect basic sounds, but 0/100/0 it anyways.

>>379640453
40 0 60

>>379640485
GOTY

>>379640453
Full GFX

>>379640453
90 on world design, 10 on graphics.

We don't need sound where we're going.

>>379640453
Max sounds we need need proper chanting for immersion

>>379640245
>>379640405
Got a winrar already.
See>>379640225

>>379640453
67 0 33

>>379640453
50/50 graphics and sound
gotta make them quality text

>>379640453
World design

>>379640485
Welp

>>379639074
How do the variables in these games work? Do they change which systems end up being successful and evolving or do they follow the general rail of IRL history every time?

>>379640485
This!

Along with max AI and level design, we have a winner right here!

>>379640515
At the last fucking hurdle.

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>tfw playing this the first time
>make a game called Retard Wrangler on some shitty handheld
>it makes billions of dollars overnight, nearly 100% of the market for a decade

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>>379640485
Is this game gonna send us to the top
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sk1Q-BFgnPM

>>379640515
FUCK

>>379640485
This would've been 10/10 game if it wasn't text based

>>379640535
>>379640485
5 and 5.. it's fucking poetry. Such a shame.

>>379640639
this song would work really well for our game if we had any audio

>>379640639
Trash it

>>379640639
ITS OUR TIME TO SHINE

>>379640639
Well, at least text-based Truck strategy has certainly never been done before.

>>379640639
GOTY INCOMING

>>379640627
IRL as far as i know

>>379640639
Great now let's bury our shame by trashing it

>>379640627
it follows history so don't bother with that dreamcast license

only exception is if you make your own console and it's successful but that's lategame enough /v/ will never make one

>>379640705
Trashing is never an option.

>>379640639
NEW RECORD SHIT

>>379640639
DO IT

>>379640639
it's a shit game put it in the trash where it belongs

>>379640639
It's going to send us somewhere for sure. RELEASE IT BABY!

>>379640639
TRASH

>>379640639
It'll become the Rogue of our time, you'll see.

>>379640639
Gonna be GOAT

>>379640639
guaranteed max score on reviews or they'll be accused of hatespeech and racism

>>379640705
Ohmy....

I'd play this.

>>379640639
Can't wait for metascore

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We aren't done yet!

Ive never been this hype for a game

>>379640936

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

I prepared this post before knowing what's the outcome.

>>379640936
noice

>>379640639
Trash it

>>379640936
FUCK YEAH!!!!

>>379640936
man fuck all games

>>379640936
/v/ made the videogame of peace
and mediocrity

>>379640936
>They shouldn't forget about Sound
I fucking knew it.

>>379640936
Underrated

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>>379640936
>tfw got the gets for theme, genre and world design

>>379640936
Is this our best game so far?

>>379640936
can we just pay someone to give our game 10/10

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>>379640936
>They shouldn't forget about Sound

>>379640936
Just like real life SJW games.

>>379640936
This is pretty good critique, next game will be a hit

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>>379640936
We live for another game, a success in my books.

>>379640936
SEQUEL WHEN

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>>379640639
game theme
https://youtu.be/0McUHEVTy0Q

>>379640936
Inshallah brothers

>>379640936
We broke this one guy's immersion by not including high quality recordings of islamic chanting way to go

>>379640936
>informed gamer
>I like it
He knows what's coming

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Is this how religions start?

>>379640936
Looks like /pol/ is reviewing the games

>>379640936
>quirky but good
We cult classic now.

>>379640936
"Quirky but good"

>>379640936
>They shouldn't forget about Sound.
Fucking shitty game critics don't understand true art.

>>379641079
Location: France

>>379640936
comfy game about trucking around the middle east and strategizing more efficient logistics, avoiding political and religious warzones

>>379641079
ALLAHU ACKBAR

>>379641079
Its just a bunch of pre-internet /v/tards

Its our dads

>>379641079
YES WE GOT THE DRONES

>>379641079
>Muhammad Alli likes this

>>379641079
Hope we'll inspire even more people to take up the religion of peace

You know it's just dwarf fort autists and prehistoric let's players

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Allahu ackbar this product!

I can't wait for the g4 Icons show on our studio

>>379641153
>neo-/v/
more like your grandparents

>>379641267
mashallah

>>379641267
WE CULT CLASSIC

>>379641267
Good goyi- I mean, Isullah, brother!

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>>379641267

>>379641267
We've finally found our niche as producers of edgy games

>>379641267
BASED MAHAVARA

>>379641305
>implying I havent been here since 2003, and SA before that

kill me i cant do it anymore

>>379641265
>implying that's not a good thing
>implying we won't see countless trucklikes and other clones in the future

>>379641267
OVER 10 THOUSAND INFEDELS RUN OVER

>>379641267
SALIL AL-SAWARIM

>>379641401
Hatred when

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>>379641267
you'll see people posting this on /vr/ in twenty years

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We even have money now

>>379641267
next game should be another islamic game tbqh

>>379641431
Hacking

>>379641267
we already sold more than battleborn

>>379641431
Prison

>>379641431
Horror

>>379641431
hacking

>>379641431
Prison

Are we a text based developer now?

>>379641431
government

>>379641431
Hacking next

>>379641431
Evolution

>>379641431
HAXXING

>>379641431
HACKING

>>379641431
Prison!

>>379641465
h-hayai

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>>379641414
>trucklike

>>379641431
Hacking

>>379641431
evolution

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>>379641465

>>379641495
True patrician

>>379641431
Hacking

>>379641431
H4ckerman

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>>379641465
Hayai

>>379641465
winrar

>>379641431
Government

>>379641431
Hacking

>>379641620
action

>>379641620
rpg

>>379641620
RPG

>>379641620
Strat

>>379641620
adventure

>>379641431
transport

>>379641620
Action

WATCH DOGS 3

>>379641620
RPG let's make .hack

>>379641620
Adventure

>>379641620
RPG

>>379641620
Action

>>379641620
SIMULATION

>>379641620
siiiiiiiiiiiiim

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>>379641267
DEJAVU IVE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE

>>379641620
Action

>>379641620
TACICAL HACKING ACTION

>>379641620
Simulation.

>>379641620
More Strategy!

>>379641620
Strategy

>>379641620
simulation

>>379641620
Simulation

>>379641620
strategy, can lightning strike twice?

>>379641620
RPG

>>379641675
wtf is an adventure hacking game

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>>379641620
simulation

>>379641675
Welp

>>379641620
Hackzor RPG

>>379641620
RPG

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>>379641675

>>379641675
>>379641729
We Shadowrun now!

>>379641803
/pol/: The Game

>>379641803
despicable m3

>>379641803
Hackers on Steroid: The Secret History of 4chan

>>379641803
tales of matrixia

>>379641803
TES

>>379641675
roaming around a post apocalyptic wasteland fighting robots with just your key-swoard
>>379641803
keyboard warriors

>>379641803
DogWatchs

>>379641803
nintendont

Putin's wacky adventure

>>379641803
Koranet.hack

>>379641803
Less than 10% chance of being elected

>>379641803
Hackerman

>>379641803
Ahmed vs the forces of Infidel

>>379641835
boring

>>379641803
To the Gate

>>379641675
D-don't worry guys we can still salvage this

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>>379641803
BOOP

>>379641835
Oh shit.

>>379641835
wasted

>>379641862
Rolling for this

>>379641803
Presidential Election 2016

>>379641803
Looking Muttons

>>379641803
Diabolus Ex

>>379641862
>>379641803
reroll

>>379641803
4Chan the video gaem

>>379641835
Of course /pol/ is the one to ruin this

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>>379641835
Which plat? We still don't have enough money for the TES

>>379641803
/g/: the adventures

>>379642008
PC

>>379642008
64

>>379642008
Always bet on PC baby

>>379642008
g64

>>379642008
TES

>>379642008
G64!

>>379642008
PC

>>379642008
G64

>>379642008
Lets' save the Covadore with this epic exclusive

>>379642008
TES. I am taking the wheel here

>>379642008
Flying like a G64

This game is pretty cool, i made all my games nazi based, robohitler was my best selling gameseries all 5 of them made mad cash.

>>379642008
Our last hit was on PC. Let's keep doing that.

>>379642008
PC gamers are eccentrics and will appreciate another weirdo game from us

>>379642008
G64 is gonna consume PC any day now

>>379642008
PC

>>379642008
G64

>>379642008
TES

>>379642008
COMPUTER

>>379642008
pc is king

>>379642008
G64

>>379642008
PCMR faggot

>>379642008
PC

>>379642008
mustard race

>>379642078
We don't have enough money

PC

>>379642008
G64

>>379642135
We don't have the money for that, dumbass.

PC

>>379642008
PC.

>>379642008
Pc

>>379642008
PC

flip a coin nigger

>>379642008
PC

>>379642008
PC

Gotta support your fan base on the same system

>>379642195
We have the winner

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>>379642195

>>379642135
Not enough money

>>379642008
Everything on PC.

As many dimensions as there are genders

>>379642339
2d

>>379642339
video games based in letters of the latin alphabet

>>379642339
Graphics

>>379642339
Text

>>379642339
text

>>379642339
2D

>>379642339
TEXT. we dont need graphics where we're going

>>379642339
text

>>379642339
TEXT IT IS BABY