ITT it's E3 2067

>>379638812
>show shows characters in an imaginary scene in the future where they're old
>everything around them still has the same decor and style as 40-50 years ago

>>379638812
I can't believe the PS12 STILL doesn't have any games

NeuralScan gimmick? WOW nintendo is FINISHED

>>379638812
>Well, it looks like consoles are finally catching up to the performance PCs had 50 years ago.

>>379638960
Have you ever been in an old person's house? They're always like that, like the person quit buying new furniture and decorations 40 years ago.

>>379638812
What was the name of that one man in the space suit? Metroid? He's nothing but a distant memory now...

>zelda 345
>mario 453637373
>splatoon 97
>metroid federation force 3

I can't belive the Sega Uranus sold more than the PS12

Please sit Douglath.

Take a seat. This couch was very expensive.

Sit down douglath.

>>379639114
But even the objects others have in the scene are old. Or if the scene is imagined in a public place, the place is still as it was 40-50 years ago.

The answer here is it's a day dream and doesn't matter, but it's ujust something interesting I notice in TV

I'm so glad all the gay people and niggers are dead haha

>>379639223
Mr. Dink didn't have a lisp

>>379638812
>aw man we missed it

>>379638812
>I'm telling you this is the year! TWEWY 2!

>>379638960
Did you even have grandparents? They always have old fasioned shit.

To be honest it's more inaccurate whenever you see when a show does a future thing when they show the character old and he's wearing old clothes from like 1940s. If it was accurate, old version of someone young now would still be wearing hoodies and jeans and shit.

OH MY BACK

>They're living together

what

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>EA shoving more Robots in their games to be more 'post-progressive' and to make us embrace 'cybercity'
I am fucking sick with this gay robot shit being shoved in all of my games. Robots are literally not alive and do not deserve special rights.

I'm telling you, bros! This is the year for DMC5! Just look at Reuben's hints on twitter!

DOUGLAS YANCY FUNNIE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY PS12?

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>>379638812
Guys! This is the year! This is the year that DMC5 will be announced! I can feel it! It will happen this year for sure!

>That old Mr Gabe is gonna crack someday eh /v/ward
>eh /v/ward
>eh /v/ward

Are you guys excited for the Kingdom Hearts 3 trailer? I hope they show some of the new content in the game. Maybe we might even see something about the FF7 remake.

>>379638960
>>everything around them still has the same decor and style as 40-50 years ago

Checks out with most old people

>>379639358
Sit in the chair douglath.

Do you ever take a shower with your dog?

>that call of duty revival

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>>379638812
>P Cucks will NEVER get to play Bloodborne Kart 8 Deluxe

I heard Bannerlord is playable at this year's E3! Could this be the year?

Oh man, Final Fantasy 7 is finally getting a release date this time.

>>379639525
Fuck yes, boy.

>obligatory half life 3 joke

>>379639640
Quite disasteful. It's way too soon for a world war 3 game.

I wish these games would focus on gameplay and not all this space sports bullshit.

>>379638812
Can't wait for that Dino Crisis reboot

haha only 10 years until cyberpunk 2077 comes out

>>379639818
Dude, it was 42 years ago, let it go.

>I'm tellin' you guys, THIS will be the year. Valve's definitely going to announce HL3. They've got to.

>>379638812
You know? If you delete Doug's autistic day dreams, Nickelodeon Doug wasn't so bad, especially the graduation episode where Doug and Roger became friends.

>>379639807
>>379640071
>7 - 6 = 1
>1 + 0 + 2 = 3

you broke my grill?

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>>379638812
WOW, THIS IS IT GUYS! NINTENDO HAS JUST NOW TOTALLY GIVEN UP! IT'S OVER, MICROSONY WON!

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>Sega buys out Capcom
>After 3 years after the merger they just announce another Sonic game

Fucking Seca

Death stranding 3 is silent hills all but confirmed!
RUSE CRUISE IS STILL ON!

>>379640303
>saed

Fuck off shill. You think a robot's going to not write cucked bullshit?

I remember when games journalism was human only.

Far Cry 20 looks interesting, though I liked Far Cry 19's tribal afrikan setting where you murder white oppressors much better.

I mean, wow, the protagonist here is actually a fucking white male? In CURRENT YEAR?

Good ol' Ubisoft, pushing the envelope of social commentary as always!

>2000 pokemon
>still no mega flygon

>still no Mega Man

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>>379639529
>he doesn't know Kingdom Hearts 3 was delayed to 2070

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POST YFW THEY ""SWITCHED"" THE SWITCH 3 INTO A FUCKING GUN AND KILLED SONY ON STAGE
WHAT THE FUCK

>>379640318
thats a cute doggo

>>379638812
>AT LONG LAST WE REVEAL
>120 FPS ON CONSOLES
>*at 1440i

Kojima's games sure took aturn for the even weirder after he had his conceousness uploaded into that robot body.

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Destiny 8 looks so fucking good

Fucking hell man, 15 fire emblem characters?
Fuck you sakurai.

>go to my grandson's house
>he's with his friends, talking about life
>I tear up as I think that I used to be just like that long ago
>what do /b/

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>tfw last white man left
at least im 69 and cant get an erection anymore

do you think doug ever fucked patti?

>>379638812
>I wonder if the Red Dead 2 PC port is coming this year.

Nice of Accolade to bring that old mascot Mario as a guest in the new installment of the succesfull Bubsy Kart.

>>379640889
Anyone else think it's weird that Sakurai hasn't aged at all since the early 2000s?

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>>379640593
>Sony
Who?

What the hell are you people doing discussing games on dead formats? Everyone knows that the only place where new games are announced these days is the WWDC

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Can someone help me with H&T stealth? I'm playing some of the older games from the Payday franchise because my dad has it on his SteamGold account.
I can't even use my neuralizer to play it so the game is artificially difficult in the first place, but I still want to know if I can use the experience for my "Video Game History" class.

Who else hyped for PAYDAY: INFINITE XIII?

>>379640998
too soon

>>379638812
E3 peaked when Half-Life 3 were announced in 2017.

>>379640659
I wish his clone actually made a game before he fucked off to musical theater. Why can't they just thaw off his body and make another clone.

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>>379641093
There's a mod somewhere that adds in the RL stealth droids but it makes it too easy since the cops in PD2 still only use 2012 tech.

>2012 was 55 years ago

>>379638812

boy i can't wait for kingdom hearts 5 to finaly get it's release date announced

>>379638812
It's a shame that the meteor wiped out most of the world's player base. Now all that are left are a bunch of faggot weeabos

OMG MOTHER 3... FINALLY..... ITS HAPPENING!!!!!

>playing video games
>not fucking your bootleg android waifu

plebs

>>379640523
Lol good one

hey guys i finally bought an oculus rift anyone know any good vr games?

>>379640889
What are you talking about? There's like 40 FE characters in the new FE party/fighting. Don't know who this Marth fellow is though. I think he debutted in this nintendo-wide crossover fighting game before in the past.

>>379641479
Fucking weirdo, ending women's suffrage was the right thing to do 20 years ago. Get a job and get a real woman, gayboy.

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Is Routine out yet

>>379641479
fuck off weebshit

3d girls >>>> 4d girls

I really need to brush the dust off of my Xbox Thunderbox, this lineup sucks

I can't believe they're reviving Valkyrie Profile

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You're going to be preordering Fallout 15 and Elders Scrolls 27 right?

>Mfw Granddad tries to get me to play this old system called xbox.
>mfw you have to use your hands to play it

Like some kind of babys toy.

>>379641676
It's been out for 4 years... Don't tell me you haven't played it because it's still in Early Access...

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Valve finally added the third game, and it was shit. What else did you guys expect?

>>379641785
Now that Todd's got the cyberbrain is he gonna be around forever? Did he lie about getting one?

Half-Life 4 when?

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Anyone ever played this gem?

>>379641834
Neural Networks are where it's at

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>>379640659
didju rike it?

When is this site finally going to go down? I've been on this place for 60 years, where the fuck did the time go.

I am pleased that the <INSERT BIOWARE GAME> has bucked the trend of rejecting the <MINORITY> and am looking forward to a brave new <DISABILITY/MENTAL DEFECT/DEGENERATE> as the lead character.

>>379638812
I can't believe they revived bubsy AGAIN

>>379641553
I don't really trust that thing after GoogleBook used it to "help children's education". There still some kids that are saying that someone named Jerry is coming.

wow, Halo 44, Gears 37 AND Forza 58 at one show????

Microsoft just keeps hitting it out of the park. And Rare doing a Halo spinoff? Incredible

>>379641992
I heard it was originally going to be called mountain climber simulator. Tell me anon how realistic is the mountain climbing?

>>379638812
>Implying it wouldn't just be a bunch of wierd buzzwords and memes that we can't even yet comprehend.

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>>379639325
mfw they're still kicking and somehow still bitching

>>379638812
dude cuphead is totally coming this year i can feel it

>>379638812
Finally, Gabe Jr. presents Half Life 3. And Nintendo the new Super Mario.

Can we agree this the year Nintendo dies? So far it's been nothing but flukes here and there but you can tell they're done.

>>379642115
Fellow oldfag here, remember the great neckbeard/sjw wars of 2025? Man can't believe they wiped each other out like that.

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RUSE CRUSE IS HABBENING FINNALY!!
THIS E3 2067 YOU'LL BE ALL BTFO YOU FKN FAGGOTS NON-BELIEVERS!

THE HELICOPTER CRASH IS THE KEY.
PT - DS : PTDS

ARE YOU BLIND?!

>>379638812
I'm dead

Nintendo is fucking doomed

unga bunga rock-stop

>>379642601
Too soon anon.

>>379642636
you're 60 years late. wait until next week.

>>379642636
>tfw Carmel was right and didn't fudge it and it all happened. They literally did a head transplant for video game PR.

Amazing, I wouldn't believe if it hadn't happened in this suspiciously weird present where lots of very impossible things have happened.

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>>379641957

You will buy my game wont you? I'd hate to have to hack you...

>>379643965
Not so fast Todd, I remember how badly Skyrim 3 was on the Segatendo Switch Pro, I will never buy any of your games.

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guys I found this old think in a box labeled '2017'
is this what controllers looked like back then?
There's not even any neurotransmitter pads
how do you even tell when your character takes damage if you don't feel actual pain?

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>>379642895
fucking time-traitors, marrying people from the past and bringing them up in our timeline

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>50 years from now
>thought reading devices become so advanced you can create any concept of a movie/video game in 1/100th of the time it would take to make it before
>new renaissance
>then facebook buys it out
>ads everywhere
>cannot disable phantom thought tracking
>thought police begins
>1984
>end of civilization
can't wait lads

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>>379644130
think this through, anon...

Don't make me ask twice...

>>379644517
I've read about these and seen one at a museum once.

You're supposed to hold it with both hands and face some box that flashed light at your face. It must have some sort of voice control with the holes in the front to talk into it, so I think people actually TALKED to play games. The last time I had to use my mouth was when I was 6 when I screamed in pain from getting my neural-linguistics translator implanted.

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It's been 18 years since Half-Life 3 came out!

Gabe doesn't know how to count to 4!!

You think they're going to announce Warcraft 4 this year?

>>379638812
4chan is dead because it's a problematic site, banned for good and any off-shoots get the same treatment. Having a Facebook account is obligatory or you get fined/jailed.

>>379641375
lol

>>379644994
fuck your game todd

Unga bunga rockstop

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>>379646337
YOU LITTLE SHIT BUY MY GAME BEFORE I LAUNCH THE NUKES

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>>379646707
you wanna get snippy with me todd?

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>>379646707
careful, todd...

I still can't believe Miyamoto uploaded his consciousness into a supercomputer, then he took over the world. All hail our Mario overlords.

>Can't believe FF7 episode 3 is almost out!

Guys I'm having a heart atta

>>379639431
Fuck off human, we're the superior race

>>379638812
They're bringing back Tyrone The Progressive Kitsune Kin in an all new indie shit platformer, Tyrone Insane! I'm so glad they're not making the 3D games anymore, especially after they gave him the ability to realise the left is shit.

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>>379638812
any day now ...

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So fucking tired of all the waifu pandering in the new Fire Emblem games. Remember Camilla ? Now that was a well designed and written character.

Wow I can't believe I have to respect women in order to use my Nu Box 3.

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>>379638812
The world has finally moved passed the "half life 3 coming out yet!??" meme

Valve announce paid mods are in full effect

they still have release a new game

Miyamoto's soul in the Japanese super computer is starting a Kickstarter for a successor to Super Mario Bros, and the Kickstarter will be launched at E3 this year!

thisll be the year nintendo dies, I promise, even though they just bought japan

>>379648767
But Japan was destroyed 5 years ago in a Godzilla attack.

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Hey grandson, want me to tell you the story of when Sony won E3 50 years ago with the purchase of the Super Smash Bros IP and soldout of PS4s all around the world, even in Africa.

This Kingdom Hearts 3 trailer is amazing.

Why is everyone talking about Japan, they've been wiped off the face of the earth by China.

Hey gringos, speak Spanish. It is the now official language on United States.

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>>379649605
only in California. speaking that anywhere else gets you gunned down.
t.spic

>>379649220

So sad, Grandpa has gone totally fucking senile, better give him a legal euthanasia.

>>379649805

>united states
>california

???

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>we're finally getting a new F zero
>100 years later

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>>379638812

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Remember when Taro got that new body upgrade but it was an unstable model and it went out of control and killed most of the audience? Good times man.

>>379638812
BoTW micro transactions and /v/ defends it

Any WW3 veterans?

WHY WONT I DIEEEEEEEE

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqri4Lvf-4s

>Kojima literally turned himself into Raiden.
>we're still waiting for Death Stranding.

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>>379650424
>tfw they sent all the autists and rejects war and sent all Chads to Hollywood to portray them in WW3 movies.

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>>379651398
>tfw barneyfag was one of them sent to die

Shame about what happened to Europe. At least we get all those cool historical shooters set in the ruins of it.

>>379650363

>still has content 50 YEARS later

Game of the millennium.

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>last guardian 2 is finally announced

Kojima is not dead you retards, it's all just part of the ruse, he transplanted his head into the body of the son he had with Joosten, I'm telling you he WILL be on stage this year showing us Metal Gear Solid 5.

>>379649605
>>379649805
I thought Arabic was the official language? Weird times we're living in when a refugee with no experience wins the election on the basis of being transsexual. Oh well, more power to Prez Alashid bin Hadur Jisheer Nanseladur bin Hadad.

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>tfw you'll outlive everyone you've ever cared about

>>379652548

Thats my plan, last man standing, I don't want any of my friends at my funeral.

>>379638812
N-Nintendo is finally finished guys; r-really!

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They have to announce a new F-Zero game...they just got to...

>>379653664
Nope, they just announced pokemon tea and coffee for their new console, the nintendo switch hyper turbo.

This is the year! Kingdom Hearts 3 has to happen!

Bethesda just announced a new game called Half Life 3. Not sure why they're calling it 3 even though it's the first one though.

What's a Turbografx and why are they making a compilation for it's game library?

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>>379647816
>superior
>can't handle an EMP
Get hacked, cuck.

>KINGDOM HEARTS 4 : THE POST DREAM SOUL/SOUL DREAM 2
releases tomorrow are you hyped /v/?

I can't believe Ace Combat 7 is finally releasing.

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>E3 2031 was 36 years ago

>>379639925
top kek

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>>379655918
>tfw Halo 24 turns is 20 years old this year

>>379655739
>EMP
You mean an Emp?

>>379638812
Mario Odyssey is 60 years old this year, feel old yet?

>>379657070
Actually 59, you do remember that it got delayed because they wanted a better model of Mario's hat and make a NG+ with Metal Mario, right?

>>379638812
I think the new Fallout is going to be great! I'm so glad Todd is a Cyborg.