>gtg wife aggro

>sorry texting
>before every pull

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>s-sorry guys
>mom's home!
>*disconnects*

>brb rolling a joint

>brb my baby's crying
>ok back just closed the door

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>>379632394

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>comes back and catches up with the group
>with all the mobs we dodged right behind his tail

>>379632394
:(

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>brb smoke break gotta make my place smell like shit while also lowering my life span and giving room for cancer to take over because I have nothing else left to live for than playing shitty chore simulator MMOs

Man that guy was fucking weird.

>>379632394
Babies cry for no fucking reason constantly, it isn't that unreasonable

>>379632657
I don't even care about that, just don't make your addiction everyone else's problem. They could also just say "brb" but smoking isn't fun unless you can be an attention whore about it

>>379632394
Just as >>379632712 said, babies cry for attention
Give in and they'll cry more

>>379632919
>>379632712
its important for the development of self perception and some other character traits.

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>gtg anxiety is acting up

>>379631643
>gtg wife wants sex
Godspeed chad

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>mfw constantly have to make some shit up
>the real reason is my gf figured out that I get massive lag and can't play when she starts streaming shit and now does it every time she wants me to stop playing

>>379632919
Are you thinking of toddlers? At that age, babies are too young to be manipulative. They have no other way to communicate.
Anyway, when you're a parent with a young baby, priorities should be on raising the baby not playing video games. Maybe after it's sleeping

>>379631643
>>379633989
Really sorry to whoever I was playing KF2 with last night, but my wife really wanted to get fucked. Came in the PC room with no shirt or bra and stuck her tits in my face. What the fuck else was I supposed to do?

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>>379631643

ANON PUT DOWN THAT VIDYA BOX AND MAKE ME ANOTHER ENCHILADA BOWL NOOOOOOOOOOW

>>379634851
Yeah, toddlers cry for attention. Babies only cry when there's legit something wrong (tired, hurt, hungry, gassy, etc). But babies sleep all the fucking time so it's not that hard to focus on them while they're awake, then play vidya when they sleep.

t. have a 16-month old

>>379631643
>raid
>halfway through the raid tank goes bababa buu hehehe and then a baby's laugh is heard
>wtf is going on?
>oh im playing with my daughter's crib right beside me
>this goes on until the raid ends

>>379634943
Call Tyrone and the boys. DUH

I don't know how you guys can play WoW, the community is infested with disgusting normies and people who RP unironically.

>>379633989
When I lived at home with my parents, I couldn't play anything without my dad downloading porn on limewire. If my girlfriend did that shit to me, I'd kick her ass out. But she plays with me instead, i doubt that'd happen

>>379633642

Happened to me 4 years ago. I mean not the sex part, but he went AFK for literal 13 min and came back.

All he answered on my question if he was done already he said "I am"

>>379632820
>but smoking isn't fun unless you can be an attention whore about it.

t. Someone who has never smoked anything in their life and makes assumptions about it.

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>brb bio break

how do you get to end game without being able to hold it for 6 hours?

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>>379635535
Yeah I forgot to mention it's also for depressed people who were to weak to stay away from it.

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>>379632550
And this is why you never skip mobs in a public group. Never fucking ever. You got that? It's because of things like these, that happen AT THE FUCKING LEAST 50% of the time, that cause the skipping to lose more time than gain it.

Only reason people are so adamant on skipping stuff is because they saw "pros" do it and therefore must do it themselves. Well guess what? An actual "pro" would be aware that he's playing with shitters and would pull and kill everything just in case.

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>tfw sister will never shit on your couch

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>i'm back, sorry i had to close my car window because it started raining

>>379635191
>>379635149
>>379634851
i dont know how you guys can play, i either play at work, play in house but inside the bathroom (using the wii u) or neglect my parent responsibilities letting it all go to my wife, so i can play, never do the 3 of them but those are the only moments i can play/shitpost on /v/

>>379637259
poor nigga must be playing on a laptop in a walmart parkinglot using their wifi

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>>379631721
>mfw I have a friend that does this constantly through every game
>mfw he always wants to play games with me