keep it vidya

>>379611002
bamp

>>379611228
>microwaving water
Is that a thing?
Explain yourself Amerifats

>>379611228
mcKillyourself

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here

>>379611406
Yes. For making tea. It's faster than making it boil.

>>379611406
It boils much quicker when ever I long for some Early Grey

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>>379611002

>>379611520
>>379611538
Just use a kettle you impatient fucks

>>379611406
>yurocucks are so dumb they don't know what a microwave is

>>379611646
We don't own electric kettles because we don't drink tea enough to warrant it.
We buy coffee makers.

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>>379611646
>Just use a kettle you impatient fucks
Buddy it ain't the 15th century anymore.

>>379611002
This is funny enough without being edited

>>379611646
>Turn stove on
>Wait 5 minutes for stove to get hot enough
>Put kettle on stove
>Wait another 5 minutes for water to boil

vs
>Put water in microwave and boil it in 2 1/2 minutes

No wonder your country's economy is collapsing.

>>379611993
>put kettle on stove
What the fuck kind of kettle do you have?
You fucking heathens

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>>379611993
>to get hot enough

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>>379611002

>>379612236
You cant fimd electric kettles in America because no one drinks tea except for a few hipsters.

>>379611489
I get it

>>379612331
>no one drinks tea
What the hell?

>boiling water in a microwave
Good way to have it explode in your face

>>379612385
Look it up. This country runs on coffee. We brew our tea in a harbor or several bags in a pot to make sweet iced tea.

Aussies and britbongs need to be banned from this site

>>379611646
Let them go, they dont even know how much they pay for turning on this machine. idc if someone's rich, but I would never understand this excuse.

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>>379611569

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>>379611783
>>379611845
>>379611993
Wait, this is actually a thing? Microwaving water is normal over there? I'm not judging though, I'm just surprised.
In yurop we use kettles like the other anon said, or stuff like this.
I've never thought about using a microwave before.

>>379611993
>wait for stove to get hot enough
>Put kettle on stove

What the fuck

>>379612492
>distilled water
who would do such a thing?

>>379612592

>that gif

Seeing that monster of a human being laugh brings chills down my spine.

>>379612501
Really? That's kinda suprising.
I mean, even I have at least 4 types of green tea alone.

>>379612625
Speaking as an Amerifat, I have never microwaved water. I have a kettle, though I don't really drink tea too often.

>europoors ruin another thread
Color me surprised.

>>379612723
Back in colonial times, there was a huge tax on tea from the British so Americans started drinking coffee instead.

>>379612713
I mean, no matter how much of a monster someone might have been they are still human and as such still have humor, the only people who would not actually laugh are hardcore /v/ retards who actively hate fun

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>>379612846
fuck you

>>379612880
Makes sense.

>>379612625
Yes it's normal

Actually it's notWe don't drink tea

wait, this isn't a meme?
do americans really microwave water?

>>379612846
He is not wrong, you want to be fucked by a penis in the ass, there is nothing gayer than that, you faggots just refuse to accept that you are indeed homosexuals

Can't be all that b--

>Amin's rule was characterized by rampant human rights abuses, political repression, ethnic persecution, extrajudicial killings, nepotism, corruption, and gross economic mismanagement. The number of people killed as a result of his regime is estimated by international observers and human rights groups to range from 100,000[10] to 500,000.[9]

Uhhh, damn.

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>americans microwave water

This can't be real

>>379612846
Hey man traps aren't gay as long as they look feminine its like you don't like dicks or something

>>379612248
Who is that girl?

>>379613008
But I want to fuck someone in the ass with my penis

>/v/ - Video Games

>>379613172
>girl

>>379613093
>>379612998
You microwave water to increase the humidity in the microwave to keep certain foods from drying out, I know yuropoors can't into science but this is some basic gradeschool shit my dude.

>>379612998
>>379613093
I don't understand why that's bad. It is literally how a microwave works without the food in-between the water. It is literally what it is supposed to do.

>>379613093
You're kidding right?

>>379613172
But why do you want to stroke their penis then? You want to feel their manhood in your hand, that still pretty fucking gay

>>379613037
500,000 is fucking rookie numbers.

>>379613125
https://www.google.com/search?q=homosexual+definition
adjective
1.
(of a person) sexually attracted to people of one's own sex.
noun
noun: homosexual; plural noun: homosexuals
1.
a person who is sexually attracted to people of their own sex.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/homosexual
Definition of homosexual
1
: of, relating to, or characterized by a tendency to direct sexual desire toward another of the same sex a homosexual man was involved in a homosexual relationship
2
: of, relating to, or involving sexual activity between persons of the same sex homosexual acts

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexuality
Homosexuality is romantic attraction, sexual attraction or sexual behavior between members of the same sex

https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/homosexual
Sexually attracted to people of one's own sex.
Involving or characterized by sexual attraction between people of the same sex.
‘homosexual desire’
A person who is sexually attracted to people of their own sex.

http://www.dictionary.com/browse/homosexuality
sexual desire or behavior directed toward a person or persons of one's own sex.

http://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/homosexual
a person who is sexually attracted to people of the same sex and not to people of the opposite sex

http://www.yourdictionary.com/homosexual
adjective
The definition of homosexual is people who are sexually attracted to individuals who are the same sex, or it is something related to sexual attraction to someone of the same sex.
A man's sexual attraction to another man is an example of something that would be described as a homosexual attraction.
A bar that is primarily frequented by gay men and gay women is an example of a homosexual bar.
noun
Homosexual is defined as a person who is sexually attracted to someone of his or her own sex.

>Traps are men
>Therefore sexual attraction to traps whom are men makes you a homosexual if you are also a man
Futa isn't because hermaphrodite

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>>379613168
Maid from a really average show. Izetta the last witch

>>379612985
Hot chocolate nigga.

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>>379611993
>>Wait 5 minutes for stove to get hot enough
>be Burger
>have to wait 5 minutes for my stove to get hot

More third world country than I thought.

>>379613269
>basic gradeschool shit

You said it anon. Reheating shit in the microwave is about as pleb as you can get.

>>379612625

Its not like nuking water to make it hot is such a revolutionary concept

>>379613274
>>379613269
Are American microwaves this shit

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I'm about to go microwave some water to make hot tea. Suck my dick.

>>379613295
tru tru
kawakami on lov

>>379613325
Thanks, I wanted to know because the girl on the right is pretty cute.

>>379613345
>Using water for hot chocolate and not milk
Disgusting.
Also you can't heat up milk in an electric kettle that's why you microwave it.

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>>379613420

>>379613485
Most hot chocolate that you can buy has powdered milk in the mix.

>>379611228
>vidya

I use a kettle to heat my water, but I also don't use plebeian tea bags either.

>>379612998
sometimes
it depends on the circumstance
i do it when i make jello or instant ramen

>>379613320
>Futa isn't because hermaphrodite
no, futa is super gay
>hey, you know what would make this female more attractive? a male sex organ!
anyone who likes futa is an ultra gayboy in denial

>>379613414
Anon, if you microwave something for too long it heats up the water molecules and they'll leave the food. This is going to happen in any microwave it's thermodynamics. To prevent this you increase the humidity inside the microwave so the water has nowhere to go and stays in the food. Certain foods do not have a problem with it like soups. But it is a problem with bread.

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>>379613485
>Americans microwave milk

Where is the one with 4chan and Reddit

>>379613414
I mean they work don't they? I don't understand this meme of "if it's slightly different and it's american, it's shit". Besides, that is literally how food cooks in a microwave, it vibrates the water particles in the food to create friction and therefore, heat.

>>379611406
I'm american and I've always used an electric kettle

>>379613269
>>379613274
ok, now you're definitely joking

>>379613604
Futa is by definition straight.
Anyone who claims otherwise is objectively wrong and is retarded as someone who claims 1 + 1 = 3.
Definitions, facts and reality don't care how you feel about things

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>>379613735
Traps are gay because they have dicks, anon. That makes futa gay too.

Why do you love futa? It's because of the dick. And that's what makes it gay.

>>379613536
So you basically dilute milk with water.
You dirk watered down chocolate flavored milk.
You drink this kind of soft drink and you think it's good.
It really makes you think...

>>379613735
>masturbating to a penis is straight
whatever helps you sleep at night, gayboy

>>379613728
I'm not, no one has refuted that microwaves just vibrate the water particles in the food, so I am still right.

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>>379612846
>>379612945

>>379613735
don't bother arguing with these people, their conception of sexuality exists to reinforce their own ego/sense of self-worth. It doesn't matter that someone can find traps hot but be literally incapable of getting it up to masculine bodies, that's still gay to them.

>>379611228
>tfw literally just did this
>green tea is currently steeping
whats wrong with mocrowaving water, bros?

>>379613886
meta

>>379613886
Now make a last panel with them fucking

>>379613812
Traps are gay because they are male you retard.
Futa is straight because they are hermaphrodites.
>>379613842
Not an argument.
>>379613898
Traps are gay mate.

>>379613860
ok, now explain why you should add water in between microwaving meals?

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>>379613831
So then how do you get powdered milk into it's liquid form then smart-ass?

Guess what, it's with water

>>379613728
Not an argument. Here you go, it's a children's educational video.
https://youtu.be/6tgU6cCG1EU

>>379612483
fucker

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>>379613536
Euthanize yourself

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>>379613624
>Anon, if you microwave something for too long
Name one thing that you put in a microwave that takes longer then 2 minutes to make?

VIDEO GAMES

>>379613948
>b-but how can masturbating to a penis be gay???
lol, fag in denial

>>379613812
>tfw by this anon's retarded logic you could fuck a male bird and it'd be completely heterosexual

>>379614019
>muslim
yeah no thanks, achmed

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>>379611228
Is this some ebin new euro meme? I'm a burger and I've never heard of anyone fucking microwaving water.

>>379614039
Chicken Pot Pies

>>379612483
Impressive

>>379614024
>Hey see that guy
>(The guy is Reddit)
>He likes something you like
>(4chan angry)

>>379614089
Bestiality is neither gay nor straight. It's just degenerate.

>>379614039
Anything with a smaller surface area. Like a footlong sandwich.

>>379613975
I don't know, I've never done that. You can try it yourself but I honestly don't know if it does work.

>>379614084
>can't refute facts so has to resort to strawmanning and ad hominem
I accept your unusual way of conceding.

>>379613975
because the moisture is what heats up.
If you microwave something that is dehydrated it won't get any hotter

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>>379613394
>be burger
>wait 5 minutes for the stove to get hot
>get shot
My version is better desu

>>379614163
>fucking a male isn't gay if they're an animal according to this anon's retarded logic
It's like you intentionally try to be the most retarded and incorrect faggot possible.

>>379613717
Majority of americans are not hipster fags anon.

>>379614129
Actually unlike you, my country has banned such unwanteds. Better get those prayer mats ready.

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>>379611002
not vidya

>>379613624
>cooking in microwave
Holy shit, burgers. Microwave are literally for heating up leftovers, nothing more.

These arguments are so fucking bananas. Sexuality is entirely psychological. Someone's chromosomes do not determine attraction, how they look, sound, and act do.

>>379614304
I bet you're Canadian. KYS degenerate

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>>379614269
>>379614161

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>>379614136
>Dont know wtf your talking about
>Look it up

Cant blame Americans for being fat this shit looks delicious.

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>>379614113
Whenever someone brings this up in elder scrolls threads I actually get a little asshurt

What's wrong with microwaving water? I don't really do anything that would require it, but I'm genuinely curious.

>>379614246
I'd say a worse problem by that point is that it's going to be dry as hell and therefore hard.

>>379612584
we dont have electric kettles, and gas for the stove is more expensive than electricity.

in my case my stove is electric, but running that shit for 5 minutes and losing a ton of heat to the atmosphere would definitely waste more electricity than a microwave

>>379614386
I'm not the one claiming fucking male animals isn't gay, you degenerate redditard.

>>379614135
As a murrica, the only people I know who microwave water was a sheltered child in college who literally ate popcorn for dinner every night and had to google "how to boil water" in order to make herself soup.
And also my mother who reheats her tea in the microwave when it gets cold, but she has a kurig that spits out boiling water to brew tea.

>>379613093
sorry your country wasnt able to become glorious on the power of radiation. Better luck next civilization

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>>379614408
It is

>>379614379
We're talking about heating up leftovers idiot. Quit arguing semantics.

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>>379614502

>>379614502
Lol'd out loud

>>379614194
>no being attracted to a male sex organ isn't gay at all trust me its fact
nah son you're full of shit
considering heterosexual sex is by definition a man and a woman how can being attracted to hermaphrodites be straight
like i said, you're a fag in denial

>>379614343
Electric kettles are pretty goddamn common in america.
Like they're all over target and walmart, they're not some sort of oddity. And need I remind you kurigs took the country by storm and those are the same goddamn thing.

FUCK OFF SHITPOSTERS
>>>/bant/961578
>>>/bant/961578
>>>/bant/961578
>>>/bant/961578

>>379614379
>cooks hot pockets in the oven

>britbongs this assblasted we nuke water

Afraid of something you dont understand?

>>379612492
>putting plutonium in your water before microwaving

>>379614594
Nice!

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>>379614639
>leaf

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>>379614640
>eats hot pockets

>>379614640
Not him but fuck you nigga, they come out better if you cook them in the oven instead.

I have never ever heard of anybody using a microwave instead of a kettle even when I went to America

>>379614639
>leaf
why am I not surprised

>>379614640
actually switched to toaster oven for hot pockets and pizza and I never looked back

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>>379614570
Then why the fuck are you putting water in before heating stuff up? You don't have pic related?

>>379614615
Considering homosexual sex is by definition sexual attraction to the same sex and hermaphrodites aren't the same sex, how can attraction to hermaphrodites be homosexual?
You've been focusing a lot on the penis rather than definitions, sounds like someone might be projecting homosexuality. :^)

If traps are gay because they have a penis even though they look feminine, is Buck Angel straight even though she looks like a man?

>>379614619
A simple google search has proved you wrong.
>being butthurt over tea
Sorry that you have to lie to not feel alone. Go watch Giant Bomb or some other hipster sjw shit so you can feel like someone else gets you.

>>379614350
A FUCKING LEAF

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>>379614079
this is a video game

>>379612998
Speaking as a leaf we do the same. Why do you have to be so uppity? It's hot water in literally one quarter of the time.

>>379614246
>If you microwave something that is dehydrated
what, like flour, baking soda? anything that's a powder?
are you talking about instant stuff? do you pour cold water in the mix and then put it in the microwave? or microwave a glass of water then pour it in noodles or whatever?

>>379614832
Traps aren't gay because they have a penis.
Traps are gay because they are male by definition.

>>379614841
>a simple google search has proved you wrong.
Except it hasn't.
Every kurig and electric kettle i've ever had i've grabbed from target, you moron.

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>>379614938
So then fucking Buck Angel is straight?

>>379615031
Yes, because that's how definitions work anon.
Also, stop cherrypicking.

Microwaving traps is gay.
Video games.

>>379614823
>how can attraction to hermaphrodites be homosexual?
like i said before, its obvious you're a fag in denial attracted to hermaphrodites because of the penis
being attracted to penises (a male sex organ) is homosexual
therefore you are a homosexual

>>379614910
I've actually never tried it but that's what i've heard, if you throw a dehydrated substance in the microwave it shouldn't heat up, that's why you throw water on dry leftovers to heat them up faster.
For people who do instant stuff like noodles they heat up just the water then poor it in the noodle bowl i guess

>>379614447
should be great library

>>379615031
Also, no straight man would be attracted to Buck Angel, much like no straight man would be attracted to a 0/10 hambeast.
>>379615191
Objectively incorrect by definition.

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>>379614502

>>379614938
is getting pegged by a butch girl with a fat silicon dick gay then?

>>379615272
>Objectively incorrect by definition.
No, it's actually objectively correct by definition, not that I would expect a fag in denial to know how to read.

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>>379611569
nice

>>379615130
So you're telling me it's 100% straight to want to fuck a cuntboy even if they look like hairy fat italian bikers, because they have a vagina. The vagina is the only thing that makes it straight. If Brad Pitt had a vagina and you were to say "man I just want to FUCK BRAD PITT'S PUSSY" that would be 100% totally not gay because there's a vagina. That's what you're saying.

>>379615272
>Also, no straight man would be attracted to Buck Angel
So being attracted to a woman isn't straight?

>arguments about what's gay and what's not gay

if it feels good who cares

>>379615472
Buck Angel isn't a woman, you mong.

You guys are retarded. If anything futa could be considered bi. Also if you like futa you probably have a mental illness.

>>379615370
Technically no, but it would mean you would be an incredibly feminine.
>>379615421
>n-no its actully tru
Nice damage control faglord.
>>379615443
Congratulations on learning how definitions work.
>>379615472
Straight people have standards, anon.

>>379615191
acktually, if they are attracted to women and traps they would be bisexual.

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>>379611002
is this vidya enough for y'all?

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>>379614502
lel

>>379613979
With milk.

>>379615191
Where is your proof that I am sexually attracted to the male sexual organ?

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>tfw americans defend microwaving water
>tfw americans defend not having electric kettles
>tfw americans defend heavily-processed garbage
>tfw americans defend hot chocolate with milk powder in it
>tfw americans literally don't have first-world convenience
>tfw americans literally defend south african eating habits
>tfw americans truly are living in a third world country
>inb4 nukes
>inb4 trump
>inb4 'freedum"

>>379615559
>n-no it's actually false!! DELETE THIS!!!
Nice damage control, actual homosexual.

>>379615551
buck angel is a biological female from birth, if I'm not mistaken. If I am, substitute in any FtM

>>379615667
you're fapping to futa instead of women

>>379615669
but I'm an american and I don't do any of these things.
And what the fuck is a south african diet? gruel?

>>379615685
>n-no it's actually true!! DELETE THIS!!!
Nice damage control, actual homosexual.
>>379615780
Where's your proof I masturbate to futa?

>>379615559
>Straight people have standards
so a man attracted to buck angel is gay?

>>379614350
You can't buy bagged milk in my city
pls no bully

>>379612385
Sweet iced tea is popular in the south. I boil mine on the stove and make an entire gallon of tea at a time and keep it in my fridge. My grandma does the same thing but she uses the microwave instead of the stove.

>>379614746
Depends on what part of america you went to i imagine. Ovee here insocal we nuke everything. You need to remember america isnt a homogenous country

>>379615973
>bagged milk
>bag
>of milk
You're as bad as the americans.

>>379615985
>boiling a gallon of water in the microwave
What kind of crazy microwave does your grandma have?

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>>379614849

>>379615968
No. They would however have very poor standards.

>>379615824
not eating, also malaria, ebola and AIDS are all great for weight loss too

>>379615669
>tfw Europeans have to pay for a license tp use their monitors and TVs

>>379616046
I've only ever seen it in plastic jugs or paper cartons.
It's those retarded easterners that bag it.

>>379615830
>Nice damage control, actual homosexual.
Not an argument, gayboy.
>Where's your proof I masturbate to futa?
The fact you're defending it as not gay while attacking traps is proof enough.

>>379616128
day of the rake soon fellow burger

>>379614380
>((look)), sound, and act like a female
>that is not enough
>needs a penis for you retards to be attracted to it

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>>379615616
nice

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>>379612483

>>379614502
had a leangthy wheeze over that one

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>>379615616
>gay romans

>>379616382
go back to where you came from new poster

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>>379611520
>>379611538
>>379611658
At this point I'm not sure if this is come long run trolling or is it actually true.

I still think it must be some persistent trolling, because I refuse to acknowledge this complete lack of common sense in a person whatever his origin.

>>379615669
Whats the big deal with nuking water

Are you autistic?

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>>379616382
it's called manly bonding you faggot,not that you would know because you roam your mommy's basement

>>379616093
We boil about a quart or so with a couple of teabags and add more water and some sugar once its done boiling.

>>379616480
http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/best-way-make-tea-microwave-according-science/

I hope some idiot super heats his mug of water to show those darn 4chinnerz what's up.

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>>379616514
>mfw major knight says the legion is literally open to homosexuals

>>379613728
m8 microwave a slice of pizza with a glass of water in there with it, then microwave a slice without water. Eat both slices. Tell me which tastes better.

>>379611324
underrated

>>379616732
or maybe just put that pizza in the oven

>>379616798
that takes much too long my man
I've got vidya to play, I don't have time to play house

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>>379615669
>mfw amerifats call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings "peanut butter and jelly"
>mfw amerifats call a rooty-tooty-point-and-shooty "a gun"
>mfw amerifats call chocolate globbernaughts "candy"

>>379616514
>gay buttsex is "manly bonding"
sasuga, legion fags

>>379616258
>no actual evidence but assumptions
>retarded enough to claim non arguments when he never made any arguments in the first place

>>379616856

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>>379616856
how is putting the pizza in a tiny little oven for 5 minutes too long

>>379616603
>some literally who published one (1) article in a literally who journal
ok

>>379616730
>believing NCRIDF propaganda

Liking Buck Angel is gay because he looks like a man.
Liking traps is gay because you know they have a penis. Getting 'trapped' doesn't count if they are sufficiently feminine and you had no idea.
Caring about the sexual orientation of someone you aren't trying to fuck is incredibly gay.

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I know someone who prefer his soda room temperature.

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>>379616912
we will soon convert your greatest scientist to our side,we'll see who gets the last laugh porfiligates

>>379616732
It's just like the absolute plebians who think milk in eggs is better than water in eggs; they simply don't understand how chemical reactions work. Be it in the microwave or on the stove, water in the eggs brings out substantially more flavor than milk does, makes them much fluffier, and obviously keeps them from drying out while not making them soggy.

>>379616995
Gotta play CSGO with his reddit friends on steam

>>379617071
I prefer my soft drinks to be flat
eat shit, normies

>>379612483
I have been outsmarted

>>379616252
We had plenty of them in the land of Po, but nowadays it is rather rare sight.
They were good for freezing, when the things were scarce.

>>379616917
>he's still trying so hard to deny his homosexuality
if that isn't proof enough you're in the closet nothing is

>>379613093
Is this a meme I don't get? I'm a eurofag and I microwaved my tea water all my life, and only started to boil it recently with those electric water boilers.

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>>379614502

>>379617203
>buy a bottle of coke
>open it up
>leave it lying in the fridge for 3 days straight
Normalfags will never understand

>>379617071
Friend of mine does that. Doesn't bother me that he does it, it bothers me that he says it's better.

>>379617298
>he still has no proof I masturbate to futa and is arguing this hard to prove the homosexuality of a man based on poor assumptions
Speak for yourself about being closeted.

>>379617379
There's potential here.

>>379616289
and what if I'm not your stupid made-up strawman and I just like both? Also, does that make everyone with a fetish so extreme they can't get off to normal porn actually gay?

>>379617101
lmao dude i sent power to the full region

>>379614408
they don't have chicken pot pies in other countries?

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>>379617434
>defends futa
>not gay by association alone
Leave, sodomite

>>379616730
>implying homosexuality
http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Jimmy_(Fallout:_New_Vegas)

>>379617342
I'm like that with cakes.
Bake a chocolate cake and leave it a day or two.
Much better than when its all moist and shit.

>>379611845
I think your mug is cute.

>>379613093
>all those butthurt murrican replies
You're already a degenerate if you just so much as own a microwave, using it literally means you're a caveman

>>379617574
>he realizes his homosexuality has been found out and in a desperate attempt at damage control posts mike pence memes
Confirmed closeted homo.

>>379617434
>no dude i don't masturbate to futa PROMISE i just KNOW for a fact its 100% not gay and i'm willing to spend an hour defending it on an anonymous imageboard
you couldn't be more of a faggot in denial if you tried

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>>379615669
>mfw americans call rooty tooty pointy and shooty a gun

>>379617946
I'm not the one arguing how futa isn't gay

>>379617958
>no dude I'm not homosexual I swear I just care about some dude's sexuality to argue over it for an hour on an anonymous image board
Speak for yourself, homo.

>>379618082
But you are the one who's in the closet. :^)

>>379617958
>straight porn
>one man, one woman
>50% gay

>futa
>one woman, one half woman half man
>25% gay

Jesus do Euros really have such a limited understanding of microwaves?

If you put a cup of water in the microwave it will heat up much quicker than waiting 5 minutes plus for a stove top or electric kettle.

Euros are so obsessed with American's that they have to find anything to shit on them. It's pathetic really.

>>379618087
>he's still trying

>>379617937
>cavemen were already able to harness the full power of radiation with their technology
I underestimated them

>>379618087
>>379618184
Literally not an argument. Has syphilis already destroyed your brain?

>>379618321
>he's still trying

>>379617958
I masturbate to futa. A lot. Two lolis dicking each other at the same time is the purest form of love.

>>379618207
>this meme again
gay is gay and lesbian is gay
straight is exactly one man and one woman or an equal ratio of male to female
changing that ratio makes it more gay, not less
sorry fagboy

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>>379618274
>reddit spacing
>defends microwaving water
>seems triggered
buddy what's up

>>379618354
>so butthurt his homosexuality has been found that he resorts to meme spouting damage control
The only thing more butthurt than you figuratively is you literally.

>>379611406
As a poorfag college student i did this for my instant ramen.

>>379618386
you must be the most triggered closet homosexual in existence

>>379618578
Speak for yourself. :^)
>>379618475
>a man who masturbates to two females is attracted to other men
>this is the intelligence of anti-futafags

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>>379618538

>>379618578
Don't reply to obvious trolls

>>379618578
>>379618747
>has to samefag out of desperation

>>379618660
>a man who masturbates to two females is attracted to other men
futas aren't female, sorry

>>379618382
This is my favourite

>>379617434
I've never seen such a faggot in my life
>inb4 "I was just acting retarded"

>>379612982
How do you fucks not know this? It was the Boston Tea Party.

>>379618838
futa on female is 75% straight
futa on male is 75% gay

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>>379618824
>being this wrong
you can kill yourself now
>inb4 you imply i edited source in under a minute

>>379618838
Except you implied masturbating to lesbian porn is gay you dumb fuck.
>>379618851
Try looking in a mirror then and you'll find one easily.

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>>379618538
Finally laughed.

>>379618929
brits can't handle the story of a bunch of lolbertarians btfoing them by dressing up as ooga boogas and mass dumping tea into the ocean

>>379618382
this my favourite though it could use a bit more color

>>379618971
>posting on phone and computer is somehow a mythically impossible thing to do
THE DESPERATION
W E W

>>379618986
>Except you implied masturbating to lesbian porn is gay you dumb fuck.
do you have autism? you seem to have trouble telling what a statement implies and what it doesn't
i said lesbian porn was gay, i said nothing about masturbating to it

>>379618971
See >>379618747

I have a keurig machine and I make my tea in it. Don't have to wait for water to heat up in the microwave or in a kettle.

>>379618660
You mean two females with gigantic jumbo cocks fucking each other. Why not just jerk off to lesbians with a strap on? Because it's the cock that attracts you faggot.

>>379619116
>he's a mobileposter
this explains everything, no wonder you're such an in-denial faggot

>>379619141
>n-no i was just pretending to be retarded i didn't actually mean lesbian porn was homosexual to masturbate to
D E S P E R A T E
>>379619223
>so desperate he has to make assumptions about lesbian porn

>>379619276
>n-no i was just pretending to be retarded i didn't actually mean lesbian porn was homosexual to masturbate to
im sorry you have literal autism and are incapable of reading and understanding a post, anon

>>379618538
Heh

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>>379619106

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>>379619195
>keurig machine

>>379619372
>n-no you cant read im totally not wrong and damage controlling
>>379619250
>n-no you're the mobileposter not me

>>379619563
Do you like chicks who have dicks?

>>379619223
>imagines lesbian porn to have giant cocks
>somehow the other person is the homosexual

>>379619563
man, you got BTFO so hard its funny watching you try this hard to come back

>>379619687
Do you?

>>379619687
2D futa is the only good futa
3D futa is just gross

>>379619862
>n-no y-you got btfo not me
SEETHING

Let's use a scale to determine how homosexual or not homosexual types of pornography would make a person be if they were to be sexually attracted to.
0 would be standard heterosexual porn.
1 would be homosexual porn of the same sex as the viewer.
-1 would be homosexual porn of the opposite sex as the viewer, as it is essentially is absolute sexual attraction to a sex that is not the same.
Hermaphrodites make up 1.7% of the world population, and for the sake of convenience, let's have the remaining 98.3% be evenly split between males and females, which would be 49.15%.
Finding the average would be adding -1 multiplied by the percentage converted to a standard decimal it would be absolutely not gay to, 0 multipled by the percentage it would be straight to (which means we can ignore this equation as 0 x anything = 0) and 1 multiplied by the percentage of the population it would be homosexual to then divided by 100 to find where it lands on the scale.
Yuri and Gay porn would be gay to females or males respectively, and not gay to hermaphrodites and the opposite sex.
-49.15 + -1.7 + 49.15 = -1.7
-1.7 / 100 = -0.017
Futa on male and Futa on female would be straight to the sexes involved and absolutely not gay to the sex not involved.
-49.15 + 0 + 0
= -49.15 / 100
= -0.4915
Heterosexual porn would be -0.017
Futa on futa is absolute not gay to female and males, and gay to hermaphrodites
=-49.15 + -49.15 + 1.7
= 96.6 / 100
= -0.966
Ergo futa on futa is objectively the straightest porn on average for the entire world population.

>>379619943
>>379619871
Do you like females who have penises?

>>379619971
nobody will ever be as mad as this closeted homosexual
we have reached peak salt

>>379620161
Do you?
>>379620178
>n-no y-you're mad not me
ANALLY RAVAGED

>>379620114
>Futa on futa is absolute not gay to female and males
>this delusion

>>379620247
I'm asking you, do like chicks with dicks?

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>>379611569

>>379620293
Yeah, it's delusional to not think futa on futa is the straightest form of pornography to males and females. :^)

>>379620247
>he's so salty he's still replying
lol

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>>379620161
>females
>who have penises

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>>379619872
Was about to call you out, but then I just noticed the silhouette.

>>379620114
Imagine actually believing this

>>379620403
>this butthurt
BOOTY BLASTED

>>379620442
Yeah, imagine people believing in objectively factual claims, that are as true as the laws of this universe.

>>379611489
Fuck, this was the funniest one

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>>379617331
it's the obsessed euroshitters that try to find any reason to take a shot at the US

>>379611002

"Hey see that man over there?"

"He has your rathalos plate!"

>>379620390
whatever helps you sleep at night

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>>379620587
>objective factual claims made about girls with 4 foot dicks

>>379614135
Murican' here. I microwave water. Easier to clean a single cup than an entire pot.

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>>379611002

>>379620753
Obviously not.
It's objective facts about hermaphrodites, males, females and homosexuality.
>>379620752
The objective truth wouldn't be very effective at keeping people asleep.

>>379615601
/v/ BTFO LMAO