Is Max still a virgin?

>>379610449
>Women
>Virgin past her 14s
This ain't 60's anymore

Oh man, I am really loving this thread.

>>379610449
I know I'm haha

>>379610904
>60s
I thought that was when feminism made being a slut cool and hip?

>>379610449
She lost her virginity at the age of 12 in an orgy. The only reason she was mad about Kate being filmed being a slut was because they never fucked her.

No, she wasn't pure at the start of the game.

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No.

>>379610904
Women throughout history have been deflowered at young ages. Since the beginning of time this has been the case.

>>379610449
>White Woman in the US
>Virgin past the age of 14

Likely story.

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>>379610449
>Roastie

No. She even has a beta orbiter in her game even though her personality is literally the Beta female equivalent. DAILY REMINDER: ROASTIES CAN ONLY CHOOSE TO BE VIRGINS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

>>379610904
This

>>379611639
>14

More like 12 and I'm not trying to be funny.

Women used to get raped when they were young through all history, now they just fuck whatever Chad cross their way.

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Just ask yourself, would you tap that?

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>gets fucked
>she just turns back in time
>is still a virgin


SHE CANT GET AWAY WITH IT!!

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>Ignore LiS because /v/ says it's SJW trash
>Get it on PS+ for free
>Nothing SJW about it

Why did /v/ actually hate this game?

>>379612134
Same reason they hate TLoU. They are too autistic to engage in an emotional story and thus base a games quality just on gameplay. Any story driven game is treated as trash as a result

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>>379612134
Women characters.
They're just bitter.

>>379612134
IDK if it is or isn't but I do know its anti-second amendment If you have balls and you unironically like this you might as well castrate yourself.

Why is no one post SFM?

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>>379611795
Wait, if I become chad I can fuck a 12 year old loli? Are girls this young already promiscuous?

>>379612381
only if you're a 12 year old Chad

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>>379612381
As a Canadian gen Z I can confirm lost virginity at 12 is not rare

>>379612134
Because it's full of poorly written characters and dialogue and full of cloying, off-putting attempts at cheap emotional appeal.

>>379612309
one of the main characters owns a gun you retard

>>379612134
Chick game

>>379612310
Max isn't for sfm you degenerated

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>>379612309
>The retarded character thinks something and therefore it is the theme of the game

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>>379611363
Never ever say that Kate was a slut ever again
Kate is a pure girl who was taken advantage of by people with malicious intent and can't be held responsible for what happened to her

>>379612134
>Horizon is SJW propaganda
Spoiler alert. Female MC realizes that the matriarchy village she was outcasted by was so narrow minded, she is glad she got away and explore other traditional civilizations.

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>>379612309

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You are locked with Max and Chloe in a room.

You have gun with exactly one bullet, who do you shoot?

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>>379612132

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>>379612639
>KIDF strikes again

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>>379612486
Aren't you too young to be on this website. Also how does your court system handle cases where both partners are under the age of consent?

>>379612480
>12 year old chad
A horrifying concept.

>>379612709
Myself

>>379612617
This is obviously propaganda to make gun owners look like stupid morons.

>>379612921
Let's continue this conversation on pol where you belong

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>>379612921
Yup. Obviously...

>>379612921
I didn't get that vibe at all, and I'm as pro-second amendment as they get

>>379612862
2 years apart is legal. I know people that have gone 10 years apart though

>that SFM with fucking Max's corpse

Literally ruined the game for me.

>>379613398
She was just sleeping, bro.

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>>379612617
>Pulling off a 180º ricochet

Pretty... good.

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>>379613813
She shot a chrome bumper on a car facing directly towards her

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>>379613263
I'm 22. Where is my loli slut?

>>379612639
This desu. If you talk shit about my wife you might as well fight me.

>>379612617
>stupid gun
Every single time

>>379613926
You have to be a highschool drug dealer. That's the easiest way.

>>379612921
she didn't own the gun, it was her dad's

>>379613813
>>379613918
Can something like this even happen in real life?

>>379614224
In theory but it would likely take effort to actually work

>>379610449
are girls who rub their vaginas together still considered virgins?

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>>379610449
No, we recently consummated our marriage.

>>379614224
If you shoot medival armor bullets actually can ricochet off of it and his you so yes

I hella want to impregnate Max

>>379614624
No. That's a sexual act. So is oral, but sluts like to pretend it doesn't count.

>>379614224
The chances are exceptionally slim. It'd be more likely a chunk of it flew off the bumper and hit her than the bullet ricocheting into her, fuck it's next to impossible given the circumstances.

Can lesbians lose virginities to each other?
A dildo can't count

>>379612639
>>379613938
>implying Kate wasn't sucking every cock in the vortex club

>>379614850
nigga what? medieval armor would get penetrated by most modern cartridges, even then if it did deflect off the shape would guide it outwards away from you.

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>>379615054
>9mm

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>>379615036
Yes. But Max/Warren is the only true canon anyway, so what's the point of your question?

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>>379615168
>Max/Warren is the only true-

>>379615137
>memes
It's not ideal but 9mm should still penetrate plate to my knowledge. Probably shit like sub .38 Special would get stopped, even then deflection would still be pretty rare shooting head on
>inb4 i'm taking the bait

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>>379615039
You better ducking stop right now

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>game about magic
>lets discuss physics of car bumpers

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>>379615168
>optional romance is canon
Oh anon

I hella want to smash Chloe's head with sledgehammer.

>>379615168
Did you even play the game? Or did you miss the part where Max and Chloe made out and proclaimed their love for eachother?

>>379615338
Hook, line and sinker baby

>>379615617
>tfw should've known I've been had since the start

>>379615338
There are videos of 9mm deflecting off of body armor.

>>379612921
I don't think propaganda is necessary for that.

Chloe is for reverse corruption and marriage

>>379615769
Question being is it medieval plate or modern Level II+ vests?

>>379611978
Honestly?

She's my type.

>>379615892
It doesn't matter, point is bullets can ricochet off of armor

>>379616092
Naturally, I never said it wasn't possible at all. I'm saying it's less likely when we're talking specific types of armor.

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>>379612617
every time

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Who else made sure max stayed completely pure during their playthrough? It genuinely made me upset when you find out max was part of the vortex club in the alternate reality when Chloe was paralyzed.

>>379610449
the fact that people unironically like this trash and are hyped for the sequel makes me lose all faith in video games

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>>379617546
But that's another timeline, anon. That hardly counts for reality.

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>>379617776

>>379615039
thats it anon

>>379612134
>looks terrible
>music is terrible
>dialogue is terrible
>characters are terrible
>story failed to engage me in any way
>my choices didn't have any consequences

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>>379612134
>/v/ actually thinks KF2 is also SJW trash
Why would you listen to /v/?

>>379618829
How does that relate to SJW?

>>379610449
Why is everyone reaching for the same low hanging fruit of "LOL ALL WOMEN ARE USED BY 14" joke?
It's pretty lame and cliche.
inb4 "LOL IT'S NOT A JOKE BRO"
inb4 the overly sincere "NO REALLY, IT'S NOT A JOKE, KOHAI"

>>379612921
Actually, the person who owned the gun, responsibly locked it away. She stole it, and then proceeded to use it recklessly. Painting her as an irresponsible criminal.