The Polygon Show

>>379608114
And? Why does this bother you?

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I'm 50 seconds in, it feels like an NPR Podcast.

>Beverage Shaming LMAO

>>379608250
It's sexist?

>>379608114
>hoests

Freudian slip?

What's the female version of a neckbeard?

>>379608371
More like crippling retardation.

>>379608406
chrischan

>>379608114

Is that lipstick on the one on the far right or blood from her latest victim?

>>379608114

What a fuck is this shit?

>>379608250

Did you lose your way from neogaf nigger?

why they all so ugly

>>379608406
Go ask Reddit, fag.
it's a legbeard

>>379608406
legbeard

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Shit man.

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Holy fuck.

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>>379608495

>>379608114
Fuck, marry, kill?

>>379608784

Can I kill all of them ?

It's a pretty mundane podcast to be honest, there's nothing really interesting about their personalities. Same could be said for a ton of all male podcasts as well.

>>379608784

Kill with extreme prejudice, fuck/marry, kill, kill with fire god damn that's ugly.

>>379608302
in what way?

>>379608250
Because polrygone is a shit company

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>>379608114
>https://www.polygon.com/podcasts/2017/6/9/15766094/polygon-show-podcast

>Simone de Rochefort : Assasin's Creed enthusiast
>Chelsea Stark: Zelda fan
>Ashley Oh: Mei Main
>Allegra Frank : Nintendo Nerd

i refuse to believe any of them didn't suck and fuck their way through the job interview.

>>379608654

It's like her face is pressed against glass.

>>379608920
In the same way that it's sexist that men can't work at HOOTERS

Vore Games Inc. is the only Polygon podcast anyone will ever need.

>>379608784
3,2,4

Super easy. 1 and 4 are interchangeable.

>>379608964
>half of them are nintendo fans
What a shock...

>>379608654
This is what a smile looks like, right?

>>379609021
men are allowed to do podcasts about video games

also I don't think anyone thinks hooters is sexist because men can't work there as waiters

>>379608283
literally took them 3 and a half minutes to talk about vidya

No game podcast will ever be as good as Giant Bombcast when Ryan was still alive
>30 minute intro of 90s gangster rap
>Ryan asks Brad what his favorite was
>Brad says nothing, like always

>>379608406
A tumblrina?

>>379608784
Kill far right, marry second from the right (crook eye), fuck blue shirt. Anything else is incorrect.

>>379608964
It's easier. They would have simply file rape suit and accuse of racism if they hadn't been hired.

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>polygon

polygon shit is yawn inducing, all the crazy people they employ doesn't help. This shit was certified gay and old news like 4 years ago.

>>379608114

who cares my guy. not everything is for you

>>379609770

>>379608463
>Did you lose your way from neogaf nigger?

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>>379608114
Everything that's "all X" just tells you quality is automatically up in the air because they were guided by some other standard, and should be avoided on principle.

Shill

>>379608545
>>379608654
For a second I thought it was that Wii porn image set with the girl with the hairy armpits

i bet the guy that started this thread doesnt think he hates women

>>379608114
>make a polygon podcast
>no mcelroys
It's like they want it to tank

>>379610176
But I do. <_<

>>379608545
Fortnite?

>>379610264
well at least youve got that straight

You know how big of a faggot you are OP?

>>379610228
they probably think their brand has value outside of them

i mean, they're wrong, but that's probably what they think

>>379610176
I bet the guy that made this post thinks he doesn't hate women

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>>379610176
We all hate women Anon, why else would we play video games?

>>379610442
The only value Polygon has if from their guy's just fucking around. The girls make the most boring videos.

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>>379610176
I don't.
I love them.
I only hate obnoxious people.

>>379610495
certainly not to have discussions about them

>>379610598
if by "their guys" you specifically mean justin and griffin mcelroy, then yes

the other dudes that work for them do not bring in the views

Women ruin everything

>>379610865
Did the girl you spent hours looking at in high school completely ignore you, /r9k/?

>>379610767
nick is like an adopted mcelroy just for car boys and the skyrim vids

>>379608114

desu women are good in interviews that doesn't involve politics and technology/science. Everything else, if the woman is qualified, it's great.

Videogames are not about politics and technology so that's a smart move. I hate polygon and I won't hear their postcast though.

>>379608114
>all these people naming polygon journalists
jesus, some of you actually visit that shithole?

>>379610865
>The opposite sex is cancer and is responsable for every wrong in the world.
t. obese, disgusting people trying to find someone to blame for not having anyone close to them

>>379608406
Pitbeard?

>>379610981
yeah but if griffin weren't in those videos they'd never get the same sort of attention

it's probably only a matter of time before he realizes he's bringing more to Polygon than they are bringing to him and leaves

>>379610865
Not in my experiences they didn't.

I've seen just as many asshole guys and girls

>>379611060
how else are we going to know what to be angry about?

>>379611060
just their youtube channel

>>379610495
I don't hate women I just hate shit they do and get away with. Pussy pass is a hell of a thing

>>379609858
y u heff to be med

>>379611104
*moves into your interest sphere*
*ruins it*
*moves on*

>>379611060
Most of the people posting that shit are advertising for the show. Your initial feeling is correct. This is terrible and your nonplussed reaction is entirely justifiable.

>>379611314
>le reddit asterisks
Hey newfag, did you know there's something called greentexting to use in these cases?
I bet not.
You gotta go back.

>>379611273
sexist and racist much? look up white privilege

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>>379611314
>*action*
Reminder that pic related are the kind of people who type this shit.

I
FUCKING
HATE
WOMEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNN AAAAAHHHH

>>379611436
nah, he's right. You're just saying shit.

>>379611493
Thanks for sharing /r9k/

>>379611436
Are you from neogaf or something?

>>379611436
This bait. No anon those buzzwords are meaningless.

>>379611314
Videogames were ruined back in 2005.
SJWs are pissing in an ocean of shit.
Oh boy, I sure am mad that there's SJW shit in my beloved Ubisoft-esque open world collectathon with tower climbing, or in my ultra-casualized multiplayer shooter full of cosmetics and microtransactions.

>>379611314
>polygon show
>interest sphere

>>379611380
reddit asterisks?

people have used asterisks like that since forums first started popping up

>>379611286

>>379608463
>Did you lose your way from neogaf nigger?

>>379611593
nah, he's right. you're being a faggot. greentext.

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>>379611593
This newer epidemy is a symptom of reddit swarms, and they all need to go back.
They are the same people who type shit like
>Ummmmm
or
>Hmmmmm

Why do you guys willingly pay attention to things that irritate you?

>>379611709

hmmm

>>379611314
Bribed videogame "journalists" are in your interest sphere?
Even before they got filled with SJWs they were not worth paying attention to unless you wanted to see them mention how ebin as fug the latest Call of Duty for only $59.99 is going to be.

>>379611606
>One guy wants to talk about video games and actually plays them
>The other just uses the broad topic to find something to be outraged about and perpetuates 'outrage culture'

Which one of the two is from neogaf?

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>>379611704
*uses asterisks in your presence*
heh.... just try and stop me kid...........
*teleports behind you*
i guess I have to use ``````that'''''
*uses newfag-killer ultimate tenshin jutsu*
*you explode in a gory mess because you're an eternal post-2006 newfag*
tch...,,,,,,, it was personal kid,,,... very personal. maybe you shoulda stayed in /pol/

>>379611954

>>379608463
>Did you lose your way from neogaf nigger?

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What is Polygon for?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UujtfN7hCdo

>>379611709
Ummmm think again sweetie ;)

>>379611954
both

>>379612005

>>379608463
>Did you lose your way from neogaf nigger?

>>379611972
OHHHH WOW YOURE ACTUALLY GONNA SAY THAT

>>379608114
cant wait for the unintentional comedy gold from people who dont play video games

>>379608114
One of them is a trap, guess who

>>379611158
I hate almost all wacky character creator shit on YouTube but Monster Factory is fantastic because Griffin is on point constantly. They're lucky to have him
>that entire Spore series

>>379608964
>Zelda fan
literally every gurl gaemer is a "zelda fan" WHY

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>>379608114
they're all hideous

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>>379611972
*shitposts violently*
It's gonna take more than that to kill me senpai

>>379611436
you have to go back

>>379612825
moshi-moshi beito desu

>>379612721
the asian girl isn't that bad looking tbqh fampai

would fuck her for the patriarchy

>>379608250
Autist spotted

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>>379609167
>>379608920
autism

>>379612476
yeah, him and justin are pretty entertaining. i enjoy their podcasts too, although I'm not the biggest fan of travis

>>379613417
man, even as an insult this word has lost all meaning

>>379609770
You sound really boring t b h

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>>379608250

Second to left is kinda cute desu

>>379609976
By that principle everything that's "there has to be at least X" should be avoided as well.

>>379608302
>>379608463
>>379608938
>>379613094
>>379613942
Easy bait.

>>379608114
Finished listening to it. Pretty good. Thanks OP.

This is a good thing. When they don't get an audience for this shit, they'll be one step further towards realising that the ones who share their politics don't care nearly enough to spend time or money on it.

>>379611478
Who give a flying fuck about ships? Take that shit back to anime and movies for middle-aged women

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>>379608114
Why are women getting so fucking ugly these days?

>>379613636
I like the three of them together like mbmbam and adventure zone never bothered to do any of the seperately podcasts because they play off each other well

>>379614998
*holds up mirror*

>>379614871
Just like Anita, /v/ will yet again popularize more womyn without ever realizing they're doing so.

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>>379608964
>Ashley Oh: Mei Main

>>379614998
liberals have always been that ugly

>>379608114
For Shame Polygon. None of these are trans*women.

>>379608964

I like how they know listing Walking Simulators would give them no viewers whatsoever, so they just resort to the most mainstream things about video games possible.

>I love Zelda, Assassin's Creed and Overwatch I'm such a nerd lol!

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>>379615812
>mainstream things are popular

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>>379608114
how anyone gave the go ahead for allegra frank to be in an audio only medium is beyond me. She does this thing every time she speaks where she smacks her chops and breaths sharply at the same time. Besides that this is Polygon what the fuck did you expect, the most testosterone there resides in pic related which says enough on its own

It's not much more cringeworthy than 99% of videogame podcasts.

>>379615938

https://youtu.be/sExTt4j69zI

>>379616265
This is pretty good, thanks

My point was just that they probably aren't faking liking all of those things, they're just casuals, which is fine. I do wish there wasn't such a black and white divide between being either casual or elitist

>>379614565
pretending to be retarded, wow.

>>379616697

And I wonder why is it such a bad thing to have a term for "posers" in video game communities? They are a thing in movies, books, comic books, music and practically any older form of media.

If its a casual podcasts for casuals, then fine. Theres plenty of those so good luck on trying to compete with them. Polygon in general is a site that shills for shitty San Fran walking simulators so this is a clear desperate attempt to actually try to tap to larger audience.

Because they clearly don't actually play games a whole lot:

https://youtu.be/d3pQ0oO_cDE

>>379616853
Ahahaha, so mad :^)

>>379617372
Sure, but I think the line between poser and casual is pretty blurred these days as well. To the hardcore it's easy to spot but for many people playing Zelda and Overwatch makes you a "hardcore gamer". Basically posers to us but to them they're being genuine. Maybe that's just my perspective of a perspective.

>>379618145

Nowadays if you're under 40, you're guaranteed to have most of your friends have at least GTA and FIFA on some kind of console back in their homes. And these same people also occasionally play the Zeldas and Assassin's Creeds, so its not really considered "HC" by nongamers. Thats the new normal.

Well, that and them having shitty mobile games on their phone.

>>379608114
hey

there are no black people

WHAT THE FUCK

>>379618589
Sure, maybe I should have said normal instead of HC. Point is I don't think these kinds people believe they are being posers, regardless of if they actually are or not. I look at some chick with a boobs camera on twitch and say that's a poser

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>>379618793
it's one of the great ironies of the modern leftist elite. they are the least diverse of all.

You have 8 seconds to name one example of a girl that was good on a podcast.

>>379618854

>Point is I don't think these kinds people believe they are being posers,

Posers don't generally think they are posers because the reason they are posers is they don't know any better.

They're like that little kid who says he's a football pro because he kicks a ball a lot in his backyard, then when he enters the junior league for the first time, his hopes get shattered almost as hard as his spine as the actually good junior players fucking crush him when he grabs the ball.

>>379619567
Interesting, I always associated posers as being self aware. I guess at the end of the day it doesn't really make a difference besides intent

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>>379608250
REEEE WHY ARE THERE NO MEN REEEEEEEEEE

IVE NEVER COMPLAINED ABOUT ALL MALE PODCASTS BUT REEEE THIS AFFECTS ME SOMEHOW REEEEEEEEEE

>>379618793
The one on the far right is black

>>379619808

Posers dont have to be self-aware. Their lack of knowledge on the subject they claim to know a lot about is the only requirement to be a poser.

>>379609193
The Giant Bombcast and the Giant Beastcast can sometimes take up to 30 minutes to get to talking about video games. Famously, there was an episode where they talked about an old dirty mattress for half an hour.

They're the top podcasts in the video games category.

Basically, you're only complaining because it's women, and this double-standard only proves that women have to work harder in the same category as men to be even accepted, not even excel.

And I fucking hate pointing this shit out because I want it to be false, but us gay fucking man children keep proving it true.

>>379608406
A fat woman with low self esteem.

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>>379608114
>yet you link to it.
WHY!?

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>>379608964
> Chelsea Stark - News editor. Zelda fan. PC gamer. Dungeon and/or Dragon.
> LOL D&D JOKE SO ORIGINAL
> Do we have nerd cred yet?

>>379619112
big if true

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>>379608114
It's your fault for creating a cis male dominated videogame culture

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>>379619112
/pol/ even has a native American (2nd guy to the left of the girl) wow I'm impressed

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>>379621485
Heres the thing, the guys at Giant Bomb eat breathe and shit video games while these posers at Polygon pretend they have the same dedication to video games when they clearly don't.

Its obvious this is an affirmative action job, instead of choosing the most charismatic and knowledgeable at the office they chose 4 'empowered wyman' so they could cater to the leftist crowd.

Also, you have to go back

>>379623368
90% sure most of the men who work at polygon freelance from around the country and their office is mostly women

>>379611709
hmmm and asterisks is just old chatshit tho

I used asterisks when I was a 15 year old animefag *glomping* people, 13 years ago.

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>>379609167
This. How many gaming podcasts are there where it's just men. I wager a lot more than just women. Any man who thinks he's being excluded should take the advice that they've no doubt given at some point to people making the same complaint and go make their own podcast if they give that much of a fuck. I shouldn't be surprised that this is a point that goes over /v/'s
collective retarded heads but I'll say it anyway.

>>379608114
>3/4 wearing glasses
looks like an intelligent bunch