E3 is almost here.

Make it a gif and have it shake around while the background glows red and you have the perfect encapsulation of /v/ during E3

xbox will win btw ;)

>>379607647
Is there ever a time when all 4 of them would be crying?

>>379607837
that's funny, tell another one

>>379607880
when they realise iphones are the future of gaming

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>>379607837
As was foretold

Nintendo could have won already if they announced pokemon for switch. But they had to fuck it up as always.

oh boy I sure can't wait to hear all about those sports simulators I will never play

>>379607880
That's exactly what is happening all the time. Just put them in smug face masks and you're good to go

>>379608001
kekus

>>379608001
>no more greenlight memes
It's not fair

They seriously need that into a banner

>>379607952
they did and that is why the switch is an answer to that.
literally just look at how its internals are designed compared to how a phone is.

>>379607647
disappointement incoming

>>379607880
Different reasons but all E3
> the Switch will continue to get old ports and games nobody wants
> the Scorpio is just smoke and mirrors, Xbox is DOA
> the PC just gets second-hand ports and trash indies

...not sure on the PS4 guy

EVERYBODY!
prepare all of your wojaks and squiliams.

>>379607880
ouya exclusive

>>379609689
Movie cgi trailer, delays and no release date for games announced years ago

>>379609689
>games nobody wants
you know it's sad when pokemon fans doesn't want a pokken tournament for the switch.

>>379607647
This image gets posted every year and it unironically makes me feel happy.
It also makes me feel a sort of kinship with the rest of /v/.

Still, I hope your favorite games get trashed and your lives fall into a bottomless pit of despair as a result.

I hate all of you.

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>>379609992
y-you too anon

>>379609957
I do

EMPOLEON MY NIGGA IS IN

>>379609957

They do though? I know the ones on /vp/ bitch and moan, but I'm guessing Pokkén will sell just fine on the Switch; it was the Wii U's best selling game of 2016.

>>379607647
what fantasy race would you call each of them?

xbone is clearly human

>>379607880
past around 2007 I'd say

>>379607837
It really bugs the shit out of me that Xbox might actually win.

All I care about is Monster Hunter XX on switch.

>>379609689
No games, just Dark Souls 10

>>379610513
xbox, go home

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>>379607765
only for you anon

>>379607880
>day one dlc
>purposefully cut content for said dlcs
>season pass!
>unoptimised garbage
>constant aggressive anti consumer practices

Yeah every side is loosing.

>>379610712
*turns off*
*spontaneously overheats*

>>379609957
Yea they do, that wasn't the reason why people were mad at the direct.

>>379608171
It's just been rebranded as Direct. Our memes will survive

>>379607880
>no games, just Mario and Pokemon
>literally no games
>no games, just Halo 6 and Gears of War 5
>no games, just CS: STOP, Alliance of Mythical Heroes, and Minecraft 2

>>379610867
Perfect

>>379610867
hey, you're pretty gud

>>379607647
Cyberpunk 2077. Silent Hills. MGS6. It's gonna be lit.

>>379611789
CARAMEL FUCK OFF

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What will happen

>Nintendo
WHAAAT WHY ARE MONHUN AND SMT COMING TO SONY IT IS NOT FAIR, WHERE IS METROID, FUCKING ANOTHERRRR DONKEY KONG GAME BY RETRO???!!!

>MICROSOFT
HAHAHAHAH SCORPIO BEST SCORPIO OWNS where are the games tho AHHA YES I LOVE SCORPIO PHIL FUCK ME WITH YOUR 4 INCH DICK

>Playstation
HAHAHAH YES MONHUN IS OURS BITCHES....WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN *ALSO ON PC

>PC
WHAAAAAAT FROMSOFT CANCEL BLOODBORNE 2 OR MAKE IT MULTIPLATFORM OR YOU CAN KISS YOUR BUSINESSS GOODBYE WHERE IS PERSONA 5 REEEEEEEEE

There.
Authentic autism simulator.

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Xbox 10 S DOA

>>379607765
I like the one in the OP.
It looks like they're used to crying and that's just how they would casually be around each other during E3.

When is our conference sonybros?

>Who's losing E3 guise
We are, we're getting fucked in the ass by publishers even harder than last year. We already lost, lads.

>>379607880
/v/ - the vidya

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>>379608001
>this will trigger lying Xcuck

>>379609841
>no release date for games announced years ago

PS4 is not PC. It actually gets games announced for it.

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>>379613190
>Xbone doesn't matters

>>379613190
please kill this thread before the rest of the sonygers get here

>>379614240
>triggered

It worked

>>379610867

aspect
fucking
ratio

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Every year all years

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Can't wait to meet my Ebony Goddess

>>379614747
>implying normal people =/= /v/

Please Doomguy...

>>379614973
>/v/
>normal people

>>379610867
>>379614550
This, you f****** it m8

>>379614772
I think that's Aisha
People have been saying she's not doing it this year so there's that

>>379607647
I just now realized why the sony wojack is black after all of these years. Sonybro, hehehehe...

>>379615163
>anonymous
>normal people
>/v/
>/pol/

All the same shit.

>>379615342
Fucking dropped.
Ubisoft LOST

>>379614772
#GIRLWOOD

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>tfw won't be able to watch Xbox conference this year

h...have fun guys

>>379614772
Rest in fucking pieces.

I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU UBISOFT.

>>379614772
Anon...

>>379612305
>he thinks MH will be on PS4
If you BELEIVE the rumour you will get a watered down MH while normal portable MH is still on switch

But hey the rumour is bullshit anyways

>>379608001
Xbox doesn't have low meta scores, because you need games to get scores

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Step aside faggots here comes your E3 victor

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As a bone and toaster owner things can only get better from here!

Give me all your wojaks

>>379616098
one rumor is MH5 on PS4
The other is some guy on /v/ claimng its MH the movie the game

>>379615508
https://www.pcgamesn.com/ubisoft-e3-conference-2017

>>379607880
That one (shady as fuck) E3 when Nintendo, Microsoft, and Sony all focused on camera technology.

>>379608001
LOL

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>>379610867
Now make it a banner

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>>379616156
I'm genuinely barely looking forward to their conference and I play Sports games.

What does EA actually have?
A new NFS?
>It's actually good this time!
Mass Effect DLC?
>We heard your complaints this is for you
Yearly releases?
>Better than ever buzzwords galore


Seriously, I'm struggling to think of an EA published or developed IP I want to see, and it's not like they're full of surprise. Their conferences are generally by the numbers, mundane if anything

Can any E3 ever beat Qualcomm's CES 2013?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7qTHbOEiDY

>>379617275
This guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=outJSCu3FOc tried his hardest

>>379617084
Lots of star wars I'm betting. Battlefront 2 is actually looking promising so far and they have two other games in the works too, one of them being made by the titanfall devs I believe. I'm gonna be pissed if battlefront is going to be the only lightsaber game we get

HL3??

Where do you guys usually watch the conferences? I'm looking for another place that isn't IGN.

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Be honest with me /v/.
What are the chances for a new REAL Animal Crossing?

>>379617596
youtube if twitch lags

>>379617515
Shhhhh

Wait for approval...

>>379617506
Don't give much of a toss about their FPS's honestly. One of the Star Wars titles will probably be VR anyway

>>379617518
Windows 10 is a great OS

>>379617596
Aren't they all on Youtube at this point

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>>379617753
>Windows 10 is a great OS

>>379617596
comfytheatre

>>379617678
Not really that long of a shot. This is the longest we've ever been without a new animal crossing. Considering they announced that mobile app, there is a decent chance there is a switch game that it's advertising and likely linking up with. The mobile app is scheduled to be released this year so that would line up with Nintendo's claim that this years e3 is about games releasing this year if there is a switch game to go with it..

>>379617941
What's wrong with it exactly? Please no meme muh privacy responses

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The blatant non ironic console warring is getting ridiculous here these past couple days. I don't know how I failed to realize it all these other years but Summer + E3 is a terrible time to be on this board.

>>379618426
Have you ever updated that piece of shit? If you miss an updated the system will freeze or boot load infinitely . Stability was the last thing o.n Microsoft's mind when making Windows 10

>>379618583
Summer is a meme you dumb weeb, moot confirmed it.

>>379607880
yes, this e3

>>379618856
Never happened to me. Maybe because i disactivated the automatic update.

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>>379618876

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it's gonna be a good e3

>>379617275
Konami
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6OCnvvkSLM

>>379618426
>Data collection is a meme
>Anything I don't agree is a problem is a meme

>>379610513
I know this is a typical my dad works at X post but I do have a friend that works for the Xbox division and I was told not to be excited so it's doubtful.

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>>379619345
> E3 2010 was 7 years ago
> there will never be a conference as incredible as this again

>>379618876
No. I can pick up the differences in the shitposting here. Most of the year when people are posting console war shit like wojaks it's entirely ironic and just for laughs, then you got the recent posters here that just shit on specific brands with no joke involved, they're entirely serious and want you to feel bad for owning X instead of Y. They use controllers as arguments and bring up decade old faults for reasons why you shouldn't support a company.

>>379619346
I don't give a fuck about microsoft knowing I fap to mongolian cave paintings tentacle porn.

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>>379618426
>>379619001
Living the dream...

>>379610943
Nah it would be like this
>either of them go through this
>others start to laugh
>it happens to them too
>before the first guy can laugh they will pull the "its okay when X does it" card
>too busy fighting to feel bad

>>379619540
>I have nothing to hide, so its okay!
Why are people so ready to let people stomp on their faces, is it the nu-male generation?

>>379607880
right now because the current status of this industry is so shit

>>379607647
Eh, I don't get what the big deal is about Corporate Lies: The Expo.

>>379619672
>The Circle.mp4

>>379618856
Why would you not update your OS unless it's pirated?

anyone have that long picture of sonygers making fake reviews on metacritic due to breath of the wild doing better than horizon?

>>379615619
fuck just discovered I have to take some bullshit test during xbox. I'm with you anon

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>>379620005
>implying isn't a problem because you don't need to update your OS

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>>379607647
>not the true version

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>>379619521
>Most of the year when people are posting console war shit like wojaks it's entirely ironic and just for laughs

>>379620432
Why Nintendo is so short?

>>379620703
Welcome to summer

>>379620921
its a kid

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>>379620921
Nintendo fans are known to cripple themselves in order to be shorter. According to them being tall is something only 'mature gamers' do

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>>379620970
>Most of the year
>it's entirely ironic
>and just for laughs

>>379620921
Nintentoddler

>>379621134
I don't think he gets it anon, leave him be in his bubble

>>379621134
[stares in autism]

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War is coming . . .

>>379617446
>ruins
Mr Caffeine was based, bullshit video title

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>>379621515

>>379620703
>You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18

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Will we see the return of THICC Craft?

>>379614747
>projecting in the left
>literal bros in the right