get on my level
>>379598962
>Supporting Decepticons
Go away,scum of the galaxy
>>379598962
nigga das an iron
>gaming iron
What a timeline we lived in.
>>379598962
There are two models of that one, it's a gamble if you'll get the good one or not.
I like this one.
>2017AD
>he still doesn't have gaming printer
>>379599073
How did you get past the captcha you fuck
>he doesn't have a Japanese E-Sports Pro-grade Gaming Washlet
lmao toiletlets, when will they ever learn?
>>379601120
>Not wearing alienware diapers
>>379601120
So what are those buttons for
>>379602647
they doug
>>379602707
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMZ7T9tIwOg
>>379602647
It's a bidet
>>379602707
teach me how to doug
>>379598962
Flat-out impressive mouse
that's a fucking iron you retard
>>379602647
emergency evacuation
>>379603315
you have to remember, the bidet never caught on in the united states.
>>379605820
It's because they're ass-backward. Remember how their entire industry fell because they refused to play games on fucking computers instead of "entertainment fun joy systems"
>>379605938
if i recall it was for a really stupid reason like during WWII americans assicated the bidet with brothels or something as that is where they mostly found them.
>none of you bought the ergonomic mouse
Enjoy your carpal tunnel. I got the patrician mouse with massaging mallets.
>>379606067
It's because you homo-ass Europeans and nips enjoy a stream of water penetrating your asshole every ~5 hours and that's pretty gay
>>379605820
>tfw chink
>need bidet cause paper make my ass bleed
>just pop one of these in every toilet in my house
most big appliance stores have these now
>>379605938
>ass backward
>>379605938
I'm American and installed an after market bidet onto my toilet. My ass hairs have never been so clean. It was like wiping peanut butter out of a shag carpet.
>>379606534
yeah i mean i... kinda... agree but i don't think the water is pressurized enough to actually "penetrate" any more than wiping your ass with paper does.. and the thing is when you wipe you're literally rubbing your own ass with a little bit of soft paper which is pretty gay also
>>379601714
Alienware computers should come with complementary diapers considering their target audience.
>>379598962
That's clearly a steam machine
>>379598962
Only if you turn it on and use it upside down
>>379598962
Muv Luv references?
1v1 me in IKEA VR Pancake Kitchen m8 u'll git rekt
>>379609579
>implying there's ever a game with Psychological Horror
>>379607082
how'd you get peanut butter on your shag carpet