>waiting time : long

>>379596928
that hurts

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>>379595030
go look at gear loadouts or read lore
nice way to pass the time

>>379597960
where do you read lore ?

>>379598010
On the character screen

78
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>>379597960
>Gearbox game
>Lore

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>>379600215
>not posting best waifu

>30 sec of waiting after each death

Holy shit are all mobas liek that ?

>>379596928
>moving the goalpost.jpg

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This is a sniper

>>379601138
Wait what. Really? That's retarded.

>>379601138
That's badass

>>379596928
>make decent game
>release it for free after a few years
>tons of people love you for doing it

>make bad copypasta game
>nobody gives a shit
>release it for free with 80% of its characters locked and no single player
>???
>nobody gives a shit

What were they thinking.

I legitimately feel kind of bad for, at the very least, the art directors of the game. They kind of tried to make something unique, even if it's shit, and their game was entirely fucked from the very start

ONLY 2 MAPS

ONE YEAR AFTER

it's only like 2 min max so w/e

>>379600638
Yes, overwatch and paladins don't have that long a wait though which are the direct comparisons

>this gets released as 'f2p'
okay, I'll try it, let's see what the fuss was all about

>full of borderlands-tier memes and '''''jokes''''''
>gameplay is fucking dull, has all the bad things from MOBAs and none of the good things
>you have to grind a lot to unlock characters

I even wanted to like it, it looked good at first glance. I'm so glad this flopped. Fuck Gearbox.

>>379601642
you just know the only reason they did that was because of Randy, there's no way whoever is in charge of the marketing would have approved this if they weren't forced to

>>379602324
>Gearbox is only one person

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>>379595030
>tfw even nu-Penny Arcade makes fun of Randy

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>>379595030
>waiting time : long
Stop being so entitled you bigot

>>379596928
Friday night soon. It’ll climb up the leaderboards and rival CSGO.

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>Make MP game where team composition is unique for the rest of the match
>Don't fix a bug on which a team can get two or more of the same character
>Matchmaking is tied to Steam Download region
>Visual mess
>Performance is shit
>Pretend that everything about your game is still "ok"

Pretty sure the list is longer.

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>>379598010
>where do you read lore ?
knowyourmeme

>>379603367
Pretty much, yeah. It's Randy's way or the highway over there.

looks like they fired everyone and had no one work on this pile of shit

>>379603934
There's no way they left it in this long
>beatrix in screenshot
Jesus fucking Christ Randy!

>>379601138

B A D A S S
A
D
A
S
S

>>379603959
I miss Ryan Davis.

You know your game's shit when you can't even break into the top 100 most players on steam just after going F2P

Going to try it, maybe the "pve" is not that bad if you don't listen\read the dialogues... Other than Alani, this game have some waifus or at least good character? Someone similar to Pharah (gameplaywise)

>>379604759
There is no PvE in the free version

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>>379604624
>You know your game's shit when you can't even break into the top 100 most players on steam just after going F2P
Its not entirely the game's fault >>379603779 blizzards is doing its best to destroy whats left of battleborn's corpse

>>379595030
I played it for 2 hours and the forced vs ai I could wrap my head around what was going on but once I started doing 5v5s I literally had no idea what the fuck was going on from the map objectives to all the explosions and shit

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>>379601138
BADASS
A
D
A
S
S

>>379604891
>Overwatch raping Battleborn at every chance
Randy suicide soon?

>>379604891
Is that supposed to make the game look better? If Overshill shitting out a double XP weekend is enough rto sabotage your game then your game wasn't very interesting to begin with.

The game very much is at fault here, it's an FPS ASSFAGGOTS, literally no one asked for an FPS ASSFAGGOTS. Blizzard made the right call by advertising it as a shooter first and foremost.

>>379603865
Lord randy did give this kind and good man some free ingame currency, right?

>seeing my friends give it 'not recommended' ratings
>all of them have 10+ thumbs down ratings

holy shit how many people are on gearbox's payroll

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>>379605487
B A D A S S

>>379604345
Absolutely btfo

>>379605487
that was a really bad roast
get better at banting ya cunt

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>>379601138
>>379601241
>>379601350
>>379604359
>>379605072

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>>379605695
Is this one acceptable anon?

Randy's a pretty attractive man.

I would have sex with him and then play BattleBorn F2P.

>>379605806
that one's better
my favorite is the april fools one

>>379605870
Hello Randy

>>379604891
"Jeff stop! He's already dead!"

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>>379605881

Glad battleborn is failing and I hope gearbox goes bankrupt.

Those fucking bastards ruined the aliens game.

>>379606004
based

>>379597960
>reading lore for a shitty and dead game

rethink your life

>>379606063
They put more effort into the aliens trailer than the actual game

>>379605704
kek

>>379605907

Underrated post

>>379603934
>Matchmaking is tied to Steam Download region
Really? No fucking wonder I couldn't play with anyone.

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I wish the Iron Shiek or Iron Shiek Jr. woudl just beat the fuck out of Randy.

Just imagine /v/.
Imagine the Iron Sheik or the Iron Sheik Jr. aka. The Real Iron Sheik just beating the shit out of Randy.

That would be something.

>>379604891

Wrestle with Jeff then prepare for death.

>>379606575
>Iron Sheik
I read that as Iron Shrek
Took me a minute.

>>379605487
Someone post the "how dare you speak to me" one, please.

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>>379606680
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jR7_WiHI1g

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>>379606969

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>>379605907
Holy kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cGhVYdWZIo

badass, also epic

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Remember, Feminism is awesome.

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>>379607294
The only competitive thing about battleborn is finding a game in less than 30 minutes

>>379597960

I thought you had to unlock lore segments?

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How much in the hole are they with this?

Seriously how much money did Randu waste?

And how could this fail so hard? What did Randu do?

>>379607453
they removed that line ins the french version, instead, he says : "Be advised : I've just killed someone"

>>379607596
It's like they took a One Punch Man figure and slapped hair on it

>>379607596
Wait, that's an actually official figure?

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>>379607767
lel

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>>379596928
>i could be playing right now with pubs to do achievements for me
>and get weapons skins to sell
>and perhaps make "friends"
>can't because shit internet

Why can't I set up a private match? Is that not allowed in the F2P version? If so fuck this game

>>379607909
they also made a card game

>>379603959
Well, for once, I agree with Burch in that writing in vidya is a fucking joke.

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>>379607453
Fuck you gator, that line is actually funny in context, you see, Oscar Mike says that line everytime he kills a female enemy, you know why?? Of course you dont, you are a gator bigot, but here, let me tell ya':

Feminism is awesome to Oscar Mike (and for every person with more than 1 neuron) because gender equality allows him to kill male and female BADASSES

>Launch game
>It launch at 800X600

Uh oooh

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>>379607046
>How dare you speak to me
Everytime.

>>379607767
Holy shit a good joke.

>>379607909
Pre order figures. There are stories of people buying a copy of the game and then received the entire figure stock since the stores knew it would sell like shit.

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>>379608104
Sure thing Randu

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>>379608053

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>>379607934
It's a shame arabs are muslims, they have so many pretty women.

>>379607726
Well it cost more than Boderlands 1 & 2 combined and made I think roughly 18 million by all reports. And their Duke and Bulletstorm remasters sold like shit so I assume they're in quite the hole atm.

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HOW DARE YOU MOCK MY FAMILY ?

>>379608349
That's why they cover them

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>>379608372
Boarderlands made the hundreds of millions tho.

I just want to know how much in the red they are with just Battleborn.

And how it could fail on such a scale.

>>379608412
Your genes suck.

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>>379608349
80% of them are ugly as sin from all the inbreeding.

>>379608514
Last time I checked they were on deatchwatch.

http://www.oneangrygamer.net/2016/12/ars-technica-puts-gearbox-software-on-deathwatch/20179/

>>379605247
No, the sad part is pieces of shit like him really exist. These are the people who ONLY browse forums to choke on the devs cock and act obnoxious towards everything and everyone who opposes their shitty game. Every single dead game has a bunch of them for some reason. You can go on the forums for Wildstar, Tiger Knight, Rift, and find a bunch of stupid faggots like that guy.

>>379608638
What the hell? Was that their attempt at a roadblock?

>>379608253
The jerk-store called, they're running out of YOU

>>379608638
Sounds like the 20% need foreign seed to be saved.

>>379608742
People tend to think cars are more fragile than they truly are, probably because of action movies.

>>379605132
>Blizzard made the right call by advertising it as a shooter first and foremost.
Isn't Overwatch basically TF2, and not a FPS MOBA?

>>379604345
>>379605662

>implying steam doesn't label anything free to play that doesn't cost money

ok...

>>379608723

Didn't TOR have some excellent "this game is perfect in every way and if you disagree go back to fucking pandas you dipshit" posts?

>>379608846
Don't reply to anyone with the mental capacity to use the ASSFAGGOTS buzzword meme seriously. It's just bait.

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>>379601138
>those saggy tits

>>379608030
Someone pls answer me. I know there's at least one BB fan here, don't you want me to keep playing?

>>379609028
>buzzword meme
It's a pretty clever abbreviation though

>>379608846
According to /v/, any FPS game with abilities and charactes is a MOBA.
According to this definition, Call of Duty Black Ops 3 and Infinite Warfare are MOBAs, too.

>>379607767
pretty sure it's still in there, you only hear it ingame when you kill phoebe repeatedly anyway.

>>379608030
you should be able to (small button below the pvp queue), but it doesn't have progression anyway (for some idiotic reason)

>>379608947
Yeah, all of Bioware's games get that. The Heroes of the Storm forums are full of that too.

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>>379608372
>>379607726
>>379608651
This was made before bulletstorm HD bombed, I guess 2K is only waiting to see if they can get some money back with memelands 3

>>379608253
This one is the best

>>379609028
It's a better name than MOBA, m8. Multiplayer Online Battle Arena could be used to describe almost every multiplayer game, while Aeon of Strife Styled Fortress Assault Game Going On Two Sides is a pretty damn accurate description of the genre.

The only people who cry about the ASSFAGGOTS name are the 12 year old autists who make up 99% playerbase.

>>379609219
I know where the option is, but it has a lock icon on it & says I don't have the proper permissions to have a match. I've done all the tutorials & shit, all I can think of is that F2Pers aren't allowed to do private matches or it's a rank based unlock(i'm 4 or 5 right now)

>>379605907
gold

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Wasn't there some crazy stories about Randy lying about all sorts of things?

Like people he met and talked to and his overall past?

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>>379608253
not him, but posting "feminism is awesome" is pure retardation, especially when there so much other shit to post

either you don't know the context which makes you a memespouting faggot, or you do and just post it because LE EBIN TROLED XD. either way >>>/neofag

>>379604891
Honestly, at this point it's a mercy killing. Blizzard doesn't want to see it suffer anymore.

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>>379609621
You seem upset.

>>379608651

>arsetechnica

>>379609332
Who is this semon demon?

>>379609592
One posted alot was he was the one that came up with steam. But he lost it gambling against gaben

>>379609592
He told a story about winning the rights to use "Gearbox" as a company name from Gabe Newell. Gabe said it was BS & Randall backpedalled and said it was just a jape. There's also the whole embezzlement thing with Colonial Marines

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This character use stealth

>>379609563
then gearbox is even more stupid than I thought. you gain nothing from it so there isn't really any reason to lock it, even for low ranks.

fwiw you can always try the dojo for heroes or bot battle (which always has been piss easy)

>>379609995
Post the snakeman that looks like a stealthy thief type but is actually a tanky melee fighter

>>379608253
Don't bully Randy

>>379610107
>>379609332
>impossible_shirt wasn't impossible after all
Huh

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>>379608412
Now his bloodline continues with Randy making millions of dollars disappear, and his son making celibacy reappear in the 21th century

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>>379609898
>>379609843
Oh yeah that is what it was.


My sides why is Randy posting so much fun?

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>>379608638
>my friend just got a possible neck and/or head injury
>I'll just jerk him up in the air and carry him

Is there anything dunecoons are good at?

>>379610359
He looks just like the mom
>>379610484
no

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I want to have sex with this thing

>>379610359
Why does his son look Hispanic?

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>>379609760

>>379610107
>>379609332
MORE please

>>379609828
They are like Michael Pachter, they are sometimes right, but people only remember when they failed, I mean, they put ouya on deathwatch while everyone was hyped as fuck about that console, not to mention the ammount of butthurt they caused when they put onlive on that list, because according to their detractors that was only a hit piece paid by steam to destroy their new competitor

>>379609843
as if the word Steam is some creative metaphor for the platform, lol

>>379610185
I've been doing bot battles almost exclusively because it takes half a century for the other game modes to fill up(I did get at least 2 PVP matches yesterday though), I just wanna play exclusively with my friends for fun, is that too much to ask? I wanna like this game but this is absurd. The grind to buy one character with F2P funbucks is also crazy, worse than Warframe(a game exclusively about bullshit grinds), I just wanna play as the girl with the big skeleton stand or have Orendi permanently

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>>379610764
>masturbation is just sex
Keep telling yourself that Randu-Bu-Bandu IV.

>>379608913
...because any game that does not cost money to play is fucking free to play

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Say something nice to my wife!

>>379609592
The most recent ones are that apparently despite being the CEO of a (in)famous game developing studio he never head of g2a, something you'd do like one week after installing Steam for the first time, and how he said that the guys in Gearbox' publisher branch are newbies at this and people should cut them some slack with the g2a debacle but just later twittered how they are total pros.

Then there's some questionable shit like how he claims to have put 10 million bucks into A:CM from his OWN money or how he constantly said during previews how awesome DNF would be and how everyone who disliked it is just a mean asshole but then told everyone during the lawsuit with 3DRealms that they should pay HIM money due to the game being of piss-poor quality and the damage in reputation they got from releasing it.

>>379611050
Lucky you, you're going to have her for yourself since you're probably the only one that even knows she exists.

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>>379610386
Why are his eyebrows like that?
Why is he always wearing his dad's Jackets?
Why are these kids allowed to wear hats indoors?
I bet there are shoes on those feet too.

>>379611050
Something nice to my wife.

>>379611143
less porn though

>Quest: win 3 meltdown matches!
>only way to play meltdown is a random pull mode
>twice i've gotten into a match and it ends immediately after loading in for no reason

I'm also really disappointed in the whole p2w aspect. I enjoyed my first couple hours playing it but now that i'm running into people that bought extremely powerful gear and just shit all over me because of it, I'm done playing, it's not fun, it's just reminding me that because I refuse to dump cash into getting more power, I'll be behind the other team.

>>379601715

Yeah when it comes to video games, especially bad video games. I generally feel bad for the artists, as they often will come up with all sorts of interesting ideas only for it to get boiled down to something stupid.

Looking at concept art at what could have been hurts sometimes.

>>379611263
in general. where can i find more of this? is there a dump somewhere?

>>379611263
The one in the peach looks just like my sister-in-law

UNFFFF

>>379604891
Just look at that smug fucker.

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>>379611050
Your hairstyle and color scheme will probably be used as a SHiFT reward in BL3.

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>>379611091
>they should pay HIM money due to the game being of piss-poor quality and the damage in reputation they got from releasing it.

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>>379607596
Holy shit

>>379607726
Gearbox has never made a good game.
Borderlands was half decent and got popular mostly because it was viral marketed to hell and back.
They thoguht their marketing success somehow equated to them being good at making games.

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>>379610756
TAQUEADO

>>379608068
That's because either the writers were terrible or they write around the game instead of making a game around the story.

>>379611765
well where can I find more?

>>379611391
It's not like they thought about the contents of their f2p grind for longer than 5 minutes.

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>>379611220
see>>379607726

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>>379611009

>>379611675
>it was viral marketed to hell and back.
Was it? The original, I mean.

>>379611792
The problem is that most of the times, when you make a game around the story, gameplay suffers from it.
You gotta find a balance, and I don't think anyone can perfect it.

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>>379611765
So this...
Is the power...
Of THICCC.

>>379611859
Obviously, but still, disappointing, and I play some of the most p2w mobile gacha shit out there. This is far far worse, because it creates the illusion of fairness.

>>379611916
definitely not in the way that BL2 was. I can't remember the commercials or even posters for Borderlands, but that dubstep BL2 ad will haunt me til I die

>>379611924
Don't make your story retarded, it's not hard. You literally have infinite possibilities when it comes to making up a story, there's 0 reason why basing a game around a story limits gameplay if you're building it from the ground up.

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>>379607596

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>>379608104

>>379612147
fuk u

more please

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FElmjlzdSSM
>anime
if battleborn really did have those 3d animu styles, then it would genuinely be next to overwatch because of muh waifus

>>379611765
There's no way you could put something like that on without assistance.

>>379612397
s t i c c

>>379610359
this looks shooped

>>379612397
So... what is this product supposed to accomplish?

>>379612579
if it is like most womens clothing, shaping and distributing weight, while being comfortable.

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>>379612579

>>379605487
LOL

>>379612397

i cant believe there's a whole youtube channel dedicated to this. i love it

>>379612665
Wait, that's how a penis works? There's a giant tube inside it that fills with blood?

>>379609662
Oh I think they do, just as the rest of us.

>>379612571
This is (((healthy))) in the US.

>>379612646
>comfortable
>women clothing
pick one

I went to the Gearbox meet
Despite being a NEET
As Randy Pitchford started to sing
I started to cringe
at Gearbox's king
Yeah yeah
Then he asked us all to
sing along with him

So watch as the game sales fall
Watch as they blame it all
on a two-thousand-fourteen twitter hashtag
Shat out by 4chan
When will the owner of Duke
Nukem
see that Battleborn JUST
fucked up his shit senpai?!

He sang about gamergate
In the year two-thousand-and-eight (plus eight)
As part of a three minute long musical rant
at >muh boogeyman
He literally just can't
even
'Cuz Randy Pitchford
can't handle the #bantz

So watch as the game sales fall
Watch as they blame it all
on a two-thousand-fourteen twitter hashtag
Shat out by 4chan
When will the owner of Duke
Nukem
realize that Battleborn
fucked up his shit senpai?!

If you work at Gearbox
This man is your boss
He decides when and if you get paid
You won't anymore
'Cuz your boss spent your pay
and more
On a half year old game
no one plays anymore

So watch as the game sales fall
Watch as they blame it all
on a two-thousand-fourteen twitter hashtag
Shat out by 4chan
When will the owner of Duke
Nukem
see that Battleborn JUST
fucked up his shit senpai?!

>>379612935
there are comfort clothing

>>379608349
>not wanted qt trap Muslim wife, all covered up and snug
Why even live?

>>379612872
yes

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>mfw people flock to the jewy Payday and not Battleborn.

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>>379610978
problem is, even when you could you wouldn't get anything for private matches because they don't have any rewards or progression.

gearbox also tied queue to download location for some moronic reason, you might find matches faster if you change it to a bigger city or sth

in the beginning you also get like 35k or sth if you do all the quests, but that can take a while.

if you're on pc you might still find some cheap keys online for a few bucks which unlocks all? heroes and story mode, if you coop it anyway you'll probably get the money's worth out of it (despite what the /v/ circlejerk says).

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>>379611916
Newfag.

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>>379613015
>muslim trap
Why?
Some white boys can kinda look like girls with the proper clothing and make up, but arab men are ugly.

>>379612918
It's healthy for my penis

>>379613170
Wow I didn't remember a specific game being shilled eight years ago.

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>>379612778
at some point you get realistic and realize you won't get some animu model looking gf and just want tone with nice big tits and a tight innie

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>>379613092
Payday 2 is fun though.

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>>379613267
>>379613092
Does anybody else have to reinstall the whole game with every 100mb update too?

Fuck this broken mess

>>379613248
>It's healthy for my (((circumcised))) penis
ftfy

>>379613267
Only if yo're playing with a group, randoms are autistic as fuck and will sperg constantly the second anyone does something wrong. God forbid someone wants to have fun.

>>379610703
the first battleborne thing I actually enjoy looking at

>>379613170
>tfw the pirated copy worked perfectly fine in multiplayer

>>379613092
could it be perhaps, i don't know, payday devs are to lazy to add VAC ban or a way to stop people from using DLC UNLOCKER?

anyone got the pic of the guy jerking off onto the orendi figure and tweeting randy

>>379612997
Yeah, they're called men's hoodies.

>>379611091
Can you explain what g2a is to someone without steam please?

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>>379613397
why are you always fucking up, anon?

>>379612147
More like my wife's half-sister's house.

I hope my wife looks as good as her sister when she hits 40. (just 10 more years.)

>>379613528
What do you mean? Like explain how to use it if you don't have Steam?

>>379613615
why

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>>379595030
>waiting time : BADASS

>>379610484
>Is there anything dunecoons are good at?
Fuck you, british people rock

>>379613609
I'm not, i'm just pissed off with faggots sperging and leaving the lobby every time someone does something wrong, if you want to take the game seriously then you really shouldn't be playing with randos in the first place.

>>379613479
I think they blocked the DLC unlocker.

>>379611391
do bot batles for easy wins

gear all has the same max stats, higher gear only has 1 stat more + other effects.

most matches don't even last that long that you could activate the best shit, most people run around with green/blues + white shard generator. but yeah, farming gear via packs is fucked up, because majority of the gear is crap and/or has dozens of shit variants.

fun fact: people have suggested a no item queue weeks ago, this is just the usual gearbox incompetence.

core gameplay is pretty good
the artstyle is disgusting

>>379612872
More than tubes they are spongeus (spongy?) tissue.

>>379613382
>trying this hard

>>379604345

What compels this man to embarrass himself on Twitter for years on end?

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>>379609332
>>379610107
>>379611263
>>379611765
>>379612147
>>379612397
>>379612571

Unintentionally sexy on its' own but what really gets me

>dat slight hint of nipple color and definition

This game hurts my brain, there's just too much shit going on on screen.

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>>379613829
Stop fucking up!

the irony

>>379614095
hot stuff that's not porn is the best
>>379614110
>tfw too dumb for battleborn

>>379614095
>unintentionally

>>379610703
I want her to do lewd things to me with that giant oversized syringe

>>379613864
I can't even do bot battles because the only modes available are bot incursion, then regualr incursion, and a grab bag mode that randomly decides what to give me, which 9 times out of the 15 so far has been incursion, 3 more have been capture the point/domination/koth or whatever, and the other 3 meltdown, 2 of which crashed on loadin.

It's just frustrating as all hell and makes me not want to play. I get limiting the player to playing a few bot matches, and even a few regular pvp incursion matches, that's the meat of the game, that's what you want people to play. But when you tell me "hey play this mode" then DONT LET ME PLAY JUST THAT FUCKING MODE it ruins the experience.

>>379601138
does she float? Or did they just stop designing her?

>>379614196
the irony that you replied to the wrong person and deleted your post?

>>379614197
>having ADHD=intelligent
Nigga the game's HUD and effects are fucking dreadful.

>>379613618
no, just want to know WHAT it is.

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What would you do on Randys place?

>>379605907
>Am I...Am I a badass?
Lost it

>>379614346
a cdkey store. people sell their unused cdkeys that can be redeemed on steam or other platforms.
Sadly sometimes niggers steal credit cards, buy videogames and then sell the codes there so when the credit card owner finds out he chargebacks.

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>>379614346
G2A is a (shady) key reseller site. People get keys for certain games and try to sell it for cheaper than retail price.

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>>379614306

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>>379607726
>shoes on bed

>>379614206

It's fucking QVC. It's entirely unintentional, regardless of what they're trying to sell.

>>379614446
Probably just accept the loss.
The art assests are garbage so they can't be reused.
The gameplay competes with overwatch, so it can't be reused at least for some years.
It's all dead. Maybe the engine can be saved for something else if it's new, but it's probably outdated by now.

>>379614613
>shoes inside the fucking house

>>379610386
That is one exquisite leather fedora

>>379614446
Release a proper f2p mode where platinum is more heavily restricted and limited daily by a variety of daily quests up to a maximum of 50 a day, instead of "maybe you get a mission worth 35, maybe you get one worth 3" shit they have now, allow story "packs" to be purchased for platinum, rebrand it as Battleborn F2P instead of this "trial" shit which makes everyone I know of and have talked to about this piece of trash think it's a demo, and then finally, go to the streamers. Offer them packs of 200-300 platinum to give away, as well as a copy of the game so they can stream it. Give shit to the streamers, and they will play your game and love it if only because they have stuff to give to their fanbase.

>>379614446
an hero?

>>379607726
I remember a guy on reddit going to collect his preorder a week later and being given a whole box of stillborn trading cards.

As someone who never saw the appeal of Bordermemes - the collapse of gearbox is only a good thing.

Outside of Band of brothers they have given only negative experiences to videogames.

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>>379609898
>>379609592
What the fuck was Randy thinking when he said all that bullshit?

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someone post noob stomping strats pls

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>>379614471
>>379614496
thanks

>>379612918
this is a uk model retard

>>379614798
play montana, get a dedicated miko player behind you and go hog wild. I've been going like 20-2 most matches.

>>379614761
He probably thought Gabe would never find out or just wouldn't care enough to deny it.

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>>379608349
agreed

>>379611391
I had a very similar experience yesterday. I was trying to unlock phoebe but I was about 15k credits off so I start focusing on the main quest objectives when I get the "3 Meltdown Wins" one...

Took me so long to even find 3 meltdown games (which I won, thank god) that I could afford Phoebe before I was even done. It was a bittersweet feeling.

Im pretty sure the game ending after loading is due to people disconnecting before/during character select.

I remember back in beta you could vote on your game type, what the heck happened to that?

>>379603934

>all of those unique character designs
>still end up being forgettable in every way

This game needs to be shown to students to teach them what not to do, it's incredible how everything could be fucked up like this.

>>379614956
>>379614761
This is such a fucking bizarre thing to claim too

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>>379611091
>he never head of g2a
This, and dont forget that he blamed some employee for the deal at g2a, and one day he said the people on his publishing team were pros and that's why they decided to sell bulletstorm HD at $60, just for a couple of days later claim his publishing team was new and that's why they made the deal with g2a, because they knew no better

>>379614957
Egyptians are filled to the brim with Roman seed.

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>>379614630
>Probably just accept the loss

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>>379609332

>>379614761
He was obviously just prankin them, when some two bit journalist of some shitpaper no one cared about came to me I'd fuck with them too.
Randys life has been pretty epic I don't need to lie like this you know?

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>>379615239
what the fuck

>>379615159
probably why Pharah is perfect then

>>379603779
>ambient storytelling
>moon quotes consist of "boy we sure are high, earth is so pretty"
Fucking
Christ. I ain't gonna say Battleborn is better but from the open beta I can say at least they try to make actual humor and some actual unique characterization. It fails because over half of it is Borderlands humor on overdesigned shit heaps but they still at least try.

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sorry bros, this thread cannot get more unique ips that Battleborn players

>>379614989

Presumably, everyone only played the game types they liked-with the smaller playerbase, this is probably an attempt to cut down on matchmaking times for unpopular modes.

>>379614446
Do what was originally planned, a coop action rpg shooter

>>379614758
I dont know, their Halo PC port was awesome, the maps were some of the best in the entire series, timberland and infinity were aweome

>>379614231
are you on console? on pc you just have quickmatch/bots/draft with map/mode selection after it pops. 3 modes with 3 maps each and at least half the time in bots people pick meltdown, especially if there's incursion option (capture is even more boring against bots). you could also write you need meltdown for daily etc, most people don't really care with mode anyway. at least bot matches are quick.

there's also face off, but that was usually it's own queue so no idea if and where gearbox put it with f2p.

>But when you tell me "hey play this mode" then DONT LET ME PLAY JUST THAT FUCKING MODE it ruins the experience.

welcome to last year when you just wanted to enjoy battleborn. for everything good there were 2 things were gearbox went full retard. for example consoles had their own incursion queue since it's so popular that you hardly could play anything else with randoms and private matches aren't worth it.

as last resort you could try the discord, they usually run bot matches or full pvp if there are more people online

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>>379601138
This is also a sniper.

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>>379615318
Dont post that, jannies and mods get triggered by it and ban you for that

Was this game really just 2€ on PS4?

Just cases cost that much

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>>379604891
It's cute how he tries to be perky and cheerful when he's actually salty as fuck

>>379609995
That character use cloak device.

>>379595030
Only played one game then got tired of waiting for a second. Is co op vs ai the only free option?

>>379615369
>I can say at least they try to make actual humor
Sadly not everyone is a fan of le epic maymay humour that Burch uses and that infected the gearbox writing team

>>379615574
It was in my local target's bargain bin for $4.99 so I got a copy last month to try it out, it was worth about $5.

>>379615420
but how long ago was that? 15 years?

They have produced nothing of value for 10 years at least

>>379615507
What gayme?

>>379615574

You can get physical copies for a pittance, yeah. The digital versions still stubbornly cling to around 30USD, though.

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>>379615159
Sounds like we need to continue their good work.

>>379615719
Battleborn

>>379615687
There were some good lines so evidently there is at least one dude who didn't drink the kool-aid.

gameplay is way more fun than in overwatch
but borderlands 2 humor is a fucking cancer

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>>379615369
>but they still at least try
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bozvLUp0f1o
Is that the best they can do when they try?

>>379615375
give it a week

>>379615764

Carpe diem, anon.

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>>379615645
why is he doing this

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>>379615538
haha btfo'd you so hard you got disconnected

>>379615047
exactly, there's nothing really creative about the name. the ONLY reason to think it would be cool to have come up with the name is knowing how well known the platform would be

>>379615878
Better than not trying at all. Phoning it in and just letting the marketing execs take over.
Spiritually, not monetarily obviously.

>>379608053
I remember a year ago I was in probably the only GAME shop left in Ireland and they tried to give me like 20 booster packs of battleborn cards.
Cos no one wanted them and they were trying to get rid of them

>>379607726

I believe it cost close to $60 million to make. That's not including 2K's marketing budget which was a lot as well.

Game runs like absolute garbage on my PC. Is my PC just shit or is the game unoptimized garbage? I can run anything else i've thrown at it fine but not this so my money's on the latter.

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>>379615719

>>379615897
Maybe he has a fetish for denigration, or is too stupid to refrain himself from getting owned by random people on the internet or have a PR guy approving hi tweets

>>379595030
Funny how Blizzard puts up a 2x exp weekend for Overwatch right when Battleborn releases their free trial. I would've tried Battleborn to be honest but now I'm too busy.

>>379616086

Historically speaking, it's had performance issues. The first month, the PC version was pretty much unplayable even on good machines.

>>379612312
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgWdyMycK_0

>>379615764
>wearing comfy socks
>still wearing bulky uncomfortable helmet
I wish I could make art so I didn't have to put up with this shit

>>379616086
turn off some shit in options

>>379616176
why aren't you level 60 yet

>>379616064
The GAME here sells new copies as preowned, the guy behind the counter was basically begging everyone who came in to take a copy. I haven't seen so many copies of a game since MW3 came out and CeX had 3 shelves dedicated to it 2 weeks after release.

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>>379605704
JUST
U
S
T

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>>379604345
>when Randy gets so blown out he has to pretend to be autistic.

>>379614689
there's no way to restrict plat more, especially now that gearbox upped prices for cosmetics. as for the random amount, I think a dev said you always end up with roughly the same (measly) amount per week.

>proper f2p mode
when the f2p topic first came up people actually argued all heroes should be free since grinding gear without pve and bank/slots is already shit enough and overwatch has them all available from the start too - and since battleborn competes with it rather take the hit than be stupid (but this is gearbox).

fun fact: when the game came out chars were locked behind progression or credits (like "win 5 matches with oscar mike to unlock X), which got removed in the winter update and everybody said it was a good change, despite how easy it was (and was put in to not overwhelm people).
so what does gearbox do? not only lock them again but also made it much more shit to unlock them. gg

>>379612325
underrated

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>>379605907
>Worlds number one badass
gets me every time

>>379612918
Yes, that is the ideal female form.

Women do not need to be "fit". There's no reason for them to be.

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please fap.

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4 MILLION PLAYERS !

>>379615719
dude

>>379615159
Nope. Modern Egyptians are the descendants of Arab invaders.

The only folks left there who are actually genetically related to ancient Egyptians are the Copts.

>>379616546
how

>>379616526
Still blows my mind that rule 34 is commonly accepted and people know what it means.

>>379616710
People installing it, launching it once and uninstalling it again.

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>>379616772
Randy can't even tell shit from nutella

>>379605791
Please tell me that this amateurish shit isn't the actual model and someone just fucked around in SFM.

>>379615696
In a way you made a penny profit in fun!

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what did he mean by this

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>>379615957

>>379616797
Would still mean they made millions back

>>379616797
>>379616710
Consoles as well.

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>>379595030
Played for a while, got rid of it last night.
Randy is a hack.

>>379612872

More like a cylinder of porous tissue, but yeah. Did you know you can also use it to make babies?

>>379616887
She doesn't look like a hooker

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>>379617037
>Played for a while
no

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>>379608053
>They made a card game

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>>379617049
why would you kiss a hooker

>>379617048
How?

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>>379608053
and a clicker game

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How do I play Ernest? Seems like he does shit damage and dies to literally every other hero

>>379609621
Just because it makes sense in a given context, doesn't make it any less of a shitty line.
Its still badly written and not funny at all

>>379603934
Is it a glitch for multiple people to play the same character on a team? I've even seen the bot teams do it. I thought it was a feature.

Just last night a guy I got matchmade with had us all play the Robot butler and we just headshotted the other team to oblivion.

>>379617194
How rich is he?

>>379617341
Idk what you are talking about but post more of these tits.