You have acquired the Monkey's Paw! Dare you use its forbidden

Mass Effect 3 Extended Cut Extension Directors Cut

I wish for the monkey paw to not grant my wishes

>>379592178
I wish a classic 90s platformer to be revived!

>>379592251
It ends up being handled by the same team that did Andromeda so it turns out to be a complete piece of shit, and EA cuts out half the content and makes you pay $60 to access it via Day One DLC.

Persona Q2 with the P4 cast and P5 cast maintaining the similar gameplay like Etrian Odyssey.

>>379592442
>the same team that did Andromeda
no longer exists

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>>379592430
Chameleon Twist gets revived and the game turns out to be a low budget shitfest. It's Nintendo Switch exclusive, so Nintenbabbies unironically praise it despite being fucking horrible.

>>379592582
They get brought back to work on more shit thanks to the Monkey's Paw.

>>379592393
It ends up granting your wish anyway, and you're disappointed with the results.

>>379592710
Bubsy

>>379592516
It gets announced, but then cancelled in favor of Dancing All Night 2.

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Monkey Paw, I want a new Medievil

>>379592251
Granted but you die

>>379592393
Granted but you die

>>379592430
Granted but you die

>>379592516
Granted but you die

>>379592991
Granted but you die

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>>379593040

>>379592178
More third party switch games
it's all ports of chinese mobile ripoff games full of microtransactions

>>379593040
I fail to see how that's a downside. I want to die

Bloodborne 2 and Bloodborne PC port

>>379593252
Granted but you die

Front Mission

>>379592251
Granted, they add a fourth colour.

>>379592991
Granted, but its a F2P mobile game

>>379592991
Granted, all the edge is removed, it comes out alongside a Pixar-esque movie with the same title

>>379593252
Granted but the port will be almost unplayable and no mods or fixes will help.

>>379593396
Granted, the combat is now identical to Dark Souls 3

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Luigi's Mansion 3 (made by Nintendo, not Next Level Games) for Switch.

>>379592991
Revived as a low budget smartphone game.

>>379593526
Damn, I'm in

>>379592178
2d Metroid with non-pixel graphics that is not a remake of another metroid game in which you play as Samus Aran shooting various enemies with your arm cannon.

Or metroid prime 4. Take your pick, monk-e paw

>>379592178
DMC5

>>379593040
we all die eventually though, so thats not really a downside

>>379593252
Directed by the guy who directed Dark Souls II, so the game is disappointing and unmemorable. The PC port also turns out to be a buggy, unoptimized, and ultimately unplayable piece of shit.

>>379593424
>Granted, they add a fourth colour.

Can it be the brown ending where shepard shits into the crucible turning everyone in the galaxy into shit?

Jak 4 announcement.

>>379593572
Granted, it's turn-based

>>379593572
Nintendo makes you pay $40 for a season pass and forces you to buy more Amiibos to unlock more content for the game.

>>379593572

Granted but all the ghosts yell RAPE as you suck them into the vaccum and complain about female rights ECT

...wait a second, that'd be amazing. Luigi fights Feminism: The Game

>>379593739
Granted, you play as Donte and he's now bisexual

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>>379592178
I want a bad game for the Nintendo Switch.

>>379593708
Both wishes are granted, but they're made by Team Ninja. The dev team is split in half in order to make the two games

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>>379593708
Turns out to be a sequel to Metroid Prime Federation Force.

>>379594013
Granted, but the console still sells like hotcakes

>>379594013
The game is awful but every videogame journalist gobbles it up and gives it 10/10 and is forever more known as the greatest game of all time

>>379593739
DmC2

>>379593986
>>379594103
goddamnit

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I want another pushmo title

>>379593817
It turns out to be a rushed, shoehorned sequel like The Lost Frontier.

>>379594013
You get a Deluxe edition of BOTW, but it's actually good now

>>379593943
If you wish for that with the Monkey's Paw, then Luigi would be the bad guy and you would be playing as Anita Sarkeesian.

>>379592178
New Thief game.

>>379594013
It becomes critically acclaimed by journalists after Nintendo pays off all the reviews. Nintenbabbies unironically praise it and the fanbase becomes even more insufferable and cancerous.

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>>379594392
Somebody already used the Monkey's Paw for that.

>>379594392
It's a sequel to Thi4f and is somehow worse.
The streams are just as amazing as Thi4af's though.

>>379594392
no thanks

not again

Might and magic XI is made and it is an amazing DRPG

>>379594630
Gets announced but then cancelled shortly after due to lack of funds.

>>379594630
It's only for the N3DS and the small screen makes playing it a pain in the dick.

>>379592828
Now i know how my parents feel.

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>>379594090

>>379594679
I don't need monkey's paw for that

>>379594687
I have a 3DS XL, checkmate paw

>>379594974
Sadly, it just stretches things out, making it look worse.

half life 3
i dare you

>>379592178
MGS Fox engine Remake almost identical to the original

>>379595148
It gets confirmed, but will only be released after your death.
And it'll disappoint.

>>379595148
Granted, it doesnt live up to your expectations and leaves you dissapointed

I WANT A SUPER STAR SAGA REMAKE

>>379592178
No, I use it for game series which I don't like or series which have absolutely no relevance, thus ensuring that companies waste time and resources on failures.

I wish for a new GEX game with production levels similar to Final Fantasy. Get to work Square-Enix

i want a 3rd company in the gpu business.

>>379592178
Monkey paw, I would like a new Treasure Games IP exclusive for the Switch.

>>379595198
Granted, it is almost identical, only difference is an always on, always subtitled commantry on the problems of the game by Anita Sarkeesian.

>>379595148
Gaben dies of a heart attack mid-development. Gearbox takes over and turns it into a low budget memefest.

>>379594169
the baby cries for the entire level. there is no music just the baby cries

>>379595198
It turns out to be a pachinko game.

>>379593040
Real imaginative there anon. You should work copy.

>>379595418
its the only treasure game that isnt good

>>379595326
The game turns out to be a massive success and praised by critics and gamers alike, and the series that you actually cared for gets buried and forgotten.

>>379595318
Enjoy paying $45 for a season pass.

>>379595460
FUCK
I'll take it, it can be modded anyway

>>379595753
Console exclusive, so it can't be modded.

>>379592178
Devil May Cry 5!

>>379592582
Wait really? Beautiful.

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>>379595907
FUCK YOU!

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>>379595561
Oh god I haven't played pushmo in ages but fuck I remember the crying

>>379592178
Armoured core 6
Patapon 4
Warhawk squeal
Vita 2 that literally improves on the first Vita, and doesn't require Sony brand sd cards and has fully functional l2,r3,r2and l3 bottens that use the OLED screen, and has Gravity Rush 2 ported to it, and has freedom Wars 2 announced

>>379595907
>>379595995
DMC:dmc dante dimension hops to devil may cry and kills real dante and says "never in a million years" dmc5 is dmc:dmc2

>>379596231
Everything gets released in japan only

>>379595032
Well played, but still better than reality

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>>379593873
I'll take it.

Chapter 3

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D4 - The Complete Series (based on found SWERY's manuscript)

>>379596748
It's just Kojima re-enacting MG1 all by himself.

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>>379593040
It supposed to have negative effects.
We all die.

I wish for the concept of video games to be completely and permanently erased from existence forever.

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>>379594013
>>379594067

Burnout 3 Takedown 2 (made by the original guys)

>>379593221
>>379593770
>>379598459
Speak for yourselves faggots, I'm gonna shit post for eternity.

>>379592991
Granted

They just remake the first game AGAIN

I want a sequel to Anarchy Reigns

>>379598515
Granted, the concept is completely erased, as is everything else. The only thing left is you drifting endlessly in the void

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>>379596889

>>379592178

Monkey Paw, I wish to be an average but cute girl who also plays and enjoys video games~<3

>>379596889
It's more buggy than DP without mods.
You cannot finish the game because last, 2-hour cutscene doesn't start.
Devs never release a patch and it's on game's engine so it cannot be extracted.

>>379598929
Granted, but the whole world will know what you wished for and will mock you ceaselessly.

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>>379599029

>implying I'm not into that

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>>379598936
HELL GOD BABY DAMN NO

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Holy fuck no!
I feel like I live in a Monkey's Paw timeline already.

Thank you Crapcom for pic related and neo-Marvel vs. new-Capcom Infinity suffering.

Another Fire Emblem remake

>>379599440
Granted. It is a f2p mobile game.

Monster Hunter on PS4

>>379593040

Is this some kind of down side? Sound like a sweet deal to me.

Diablo 4

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>>379598851
I'm ready to be Kars

>>379599947
It turns out to be the worst in the series.

>>379599186
I want X Tekken II: This Time Without The Bullshit Edition

>granted but I'm the only person in the world who plays it
Par for the course.

>>379600347
Granted.

>>379595148

It is literally impossible to ruin Half Life 3. Either it's good, or it will fuel endless entertaining shitposts.

A Mario and Rayman crossover

>>379592178
A GOOD TEST DRIVE GAME

>>379600792
Can't get any worse after Gen/XX, so I'll take it

>>379601421
It's going to be worse than those.

>>379601194
But you will be forced to see Donkey Kong fucking Murphy in the ass inbetween levels.

A new aliens vs predator game with a lifecycle similar to avp2. A server list with user created dedicated servers and bo link what so ever to a central server like GameSpy. Fuck you GameSpy.

>>379599104
You will live in a third world country

>>379592178
D
M
C
5

I wish for new KH3 footage on Monday.

>>379601709
Granted, but its going to be a porn game.

>>379592178
I wish for Caramel to be completely right.

>>379601868
I fail to see the problem.

>>379601859
Granted, but it's a trailer of disney's anime series

>Spyro remastered
>New Tomba game
>Properly marketed Anarchy Reigns sequel
>P5G with hifumis playable and extra vacations post haru

>>379600347
Ends up being worse than Diablo 3.

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>>379601194
Somebody already used the Monkey's Paw for that.

>>379604560
>rabbids
no it's not the same

>>379604790
Exactly. That's the point of the Monkey's Paw.

>>379592178
Mega Man Legends 3

>>379604560
we got the shittiest leak before e3
why?

>>379592178
>I want new game
>but game turns to shit
10/10 thread

>>379594013
>>379594067
So nothing changes then?

An official Monster Hunter porn game.

>>379606149
Granted, but your choices are the Elder Hall ladies

>>379594013
Granted.
Nintendo gets the rights to mgs and has Kojjima make the next game on the Nintendo Switch.

I wish for Halo 3 Anniversary

>>379606149
Granted, but the lead artist is Shadbase.

>>379606323
How do they look like?

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>>379598753
>They just remake the first game AGAIN

I can live with that as long as it's successful enough to continue afterward, unlike a certain OTHER remake of the first game.

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>>379606374
Somebody already wished for that.

>>379606374
Granted, but it's exclusive to the Xbox scorpio causing it to sell like shit.

>>379598929
Granted.
You enjoy playing video games, but other than that nothing changes.
Gender is fluid, and if you want to call yourself a girl, you go girl.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

I think someone already wished on the paw for new Berserk anime, and what we got is the result.

Thanks a lot.

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A new BLOOD game.

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I think someone made a monkey paw wish recently

>God, fuck MN9 and Yooka Laylee, they don't hold a candle to those platforming classics from my childhood. I just wish one of those old dead platformers I played back then, one of them could come back and have a brand shiny new game like they never left at all!

Golden sun 4

>>379593739
Its targeted to a feminist pandering audience.

I want Megaman X to be in Marvel vs Capcom Infinite

The game is complete shit either way.

Shin Megami Tensei V also on other systems than Switch.

I'm not buying a fucking Switch.

Fallout: New New Orleans made by Obsidian

>>379607272
literally in the first trailer

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>>379592178
Vagrant Story 2

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A new real overlord game

>>379607324
Granted, but it's incredibly buggy and crashes constantly.

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>>379606937
you sure?

>>379598515
granted, but there are no more Todd posting nor Battleborn threads.

I wish for spyro remake that is exclusive to the ps4.

>>379607669
Granted, but Cynder will be in it

>>379607582
Im used to this!

I wish for a solution to movement in VR, no more teleporting.

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>>379593708
Granted! However...
it is indeed a sequel to Federation Force. the game is a big success, and in this success the metroid series is reborn as a line of just Federation Force games with Samus Aran cameos as available to hire bounty hunter when you've failed a mission one too many times. Samus Aran is only spoken of or, that's right, the easy mode option, no longer playable.

>>379592178
Monkey Paw, I wish for a Spyro remaster.

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I just know that wishing for KOTOR 3 is a veritable minefield of monkey paw exploits it could use to fuck me

I won't even bother

>>379607863
Granted but it's a mobile FPS

I want a new Halo spinoff.

>>379607669
Granted but it will be developed by gear box and then buy the game though mail order.

>>379599440
Granted but they only improve the graphics and don't fix the gameplay flaws like if it's for FE6 there's still same turn acting reinforcements.

>>379592178
I wish for the Vita 2

>it's still $250
>still has proprietary memory
>has HDMI out
>but it only works if you have PS+

>>379607870
How the fuck did you think The Old Republic was made?

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I want a sequel to Ori and the Blind Forest, and I don't want Microsoft to make it W10/Scorpio exclusive

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>>379607428

>>379608190
Granted, but the only game in its library is Vitanon Simulator

Elder Scrolls VI - We actually hired competent staff this time

A new Advanced Wars game that doesn't rely on waifushit.

I want the AAA industry to stop making stupid Ubisoft-tier open world games where 99% of the budget consists of marketing

>>379607669
Granted, but it will cause children to become furries.

>>379592178
KOTOR 3 LIKE THE SECOND GAME BUT WITH THE TIME AND BUDGET OF THE FIRST GAME

>>379595328
Granted but they're called Jraphix Sards and they have JDDR5 RAM and they only work on Tumblr made motherboards..

>>379592178
Kingdom Hearts 3 for switch!

>>379607626
yeah

>>379608479
Granted, in reverse most AAA games are linear af hallway simulators where you can only move forward.

>>379592178
I'd use it to troll the DMC fans by wishing for a new Devil May Cry and end up with DmC2.

>>379601796
I already live in the US.

>>379608491
I can live with that

>>379592178
Bitch, I know better than to fuck with causality.
I wish that EA has a "successful" e3 presentation.

>>379607291
You get your wish. The other systems being the Wii U and OUYA.

>>379608621
Good, at least that's something new and once I get bored of it I can go back to AA and indie
Thanks monkey paw

>>379608783
Furfag pedo detected.

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>>379608885

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>>379592430

Granted, Bubsy is now revived.

>>379608563

Comes out 2 years after PS4 release with bugs not in the original

>>379608789
Granted but this is after EA has bought out Nintendo and Sony through some twist of fate

>>379593174
Found the Dryposter

I want M&B Bannerlord to be Warband with better graphics, a deeper rpg experience but still unscripted and a god tier city/castle management

What now, stinky paw? Ha? What now?

>>379608441
Granted, it sells by being fujoshit instead.

>>379609115
It never gets released

>>379609036
.... I'll take the delay and bugs.

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Drakengard 4 - Totally not scalebound edition

>>379595148
Half Life 3 gets confirmed to not be happening.

You weren't specific enough.

>>379609484
Well I am into yaoi, so that's not much of a problem

>>379609115
Granted, development resources are taken away from optimization and QA, resulting in a buggy mess that is only playable on PCs 10 years from release date.

>>379592178
GTA San Andreas Stories

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>>379609935
Me too anon.