>he plays as an elf (male)
>>379583945
And because if that reaction i do it on purpose!
>>379583945
Tal anu'men no Sin'dorei!
>>379583945
...Am I looking at a pepe or what?
>>379584120
It's Pepa, you didn't get the new meme memo?
>>379583945
Its because I wanna play as a mage and I dont wanna be a chick because thats gay.
I play as manly men as role models and as girls because I want to fuck them.
I can't really think a reason why a non faggot would want to play as a femenine man.
>He doesn't exclusively play male human paladins
>>379584664
He needs a beard, that's almost a elf.
>>379584664
>>379584509
These two have a lot of feminine features
>>379584727
Nah, he's fine. He's just young.
Veteran paladins rarely take off their helmet, in any case.
>>379583945
>play a fantasy game
>pick a non fantasy race
for what fucking reason
>>379584940
Elf isn't the only fantastic race.
what's wrong with elf(male)?
>>379584509
To style on people.
>>379584940
The other races are gay
Also to prove the white mans eternal conquest
>>379585006
>pick manlet
>pick green nigger
>pick manlet green nigger
>pick furry
choices, choices....
>>379584509
My favourite archetype is the flamboyant one. I love playing as flamboysnt characters that love themlselves or looking good while doing things
A flamboyant gay character, however, is usually shit because it's what to be expected and unimaginstive as fuck.
>>379584509
And where are these femenine men? I can't think of a game where all the elf males look like girls. This is just a meme.
>>379584940
Because often humans are the best choice, both aesthetically and gameplay wise.
Can't beat that enterprising human spirit, baby.
>humans are the jack of all trades race
I want this meme to stop
>>379585226
Tera and Lineage would like to have a word with you.
>>379585226
japanese games
>>379585226
Are you unironically telling me you can identify the gender of an elf without looking at their genitals?
>>379585363
I actually love this meme.
>>379585395
You are right. This is the girliest girl I've ever seen.
>>379585512
this looks to me like an intentional subversion of the effeminate elf meme
>>379583945
Disgust best girl.
>>379585512
Tolkien Elves were manly as fuck war heroes
I'm still mad people think they're effeminate hippies just because Tolkien enjoyed nature and poetry
>>379585627
Does this have a non sadpanda source?
>>379585374
>two korean MMOs
Great, let's disregard the rest.
>>379585667
I believe we have the movies to thank for that. Tolkien did describe the elves as things of radiant beauty, but I think Peter Jackson took that too far.
>not playing Elven Bard (male).
>>379585586
>he doesn't know about night elves
I pity you.
>>379585749
Elvish Presley
>>379585627
>stop it, that's rude!
>>379585742
Pretty sure he just meant otherworldly and handsome. He also regularly called them terrible and beautiful
>>379585791
Hah, amazing
>>379585075
FFXIV lore is that humans are so weirdly neutral and keen to adventure that they're everywhere.
In practice, you see more of the uncommon cat race and rare lizardmen.
>>379585667
I can't even understand where this is coming from. Being a woodsman is manly. All older cultures enjoyed poetry and songs. Norse skalds could also be warriors, like Gunnlaug serpent-tongue.
>>379585742
I think this was one of the reasons why his sons doesn't like the movies.
>>379584509
sounds to me like you're insecure about your own masculinity lad
>>379585667
>Tolkien elves have relegated bows to "the girl weapon"
Thanks fag
>>379585867
Yeah, I think he meant the elves to be almost alien in their appearance, yet still attractive to the human eye. Kind of like the Eldar, which I am pretty sure are based on Tolkien's elves.
>>379586010
No shit eldar are just space asur.
>>379585994
Tolkiens elves used all kinds of weapons, and heavy armor.
>>379586159
Yeah, but people remember Legolas.
>>379584120
No, its Disgust from Inside Out.
You do know Pixar's stuff gets world wide releases, right?
>>379585994
No, it's not because of Tolkien. Women are usually ranged characters in fantasy because it "looks" more plausible than having her use a sword.
>>379586207
>>379586339
It IS more plausible.
>>379583945
>not playing as elf male and rape all the human/orc girls as revenge
>>379583945
Female playable characters are awful and invite disgusting shitheads, especially in MMOs, if you remove them, you'll remove some of the worst of the game's cancerous fanbase AND give it the air of legitimacy, because adventuring and war are men's pasttimes.
>>379586557
They're both equally unrealistic. It just looks worse to have a tiny woman juxtaposed against a man who is clearly much stronger and bigger than her, which is what happens with non-ranged females. Unless they're Amazons.
>>379586731
This is how you play modded Skyrim.
>>379586780
If you have to put a woman to fight it is better to put her ranged. Yeah, you need strength to use a bow correctly but you also need it to fight melee but also mass and height, wich women lacks on average.
>>379586960
Casters are also a plausible option.
Fat-ass girl casters where and why are they so rare. Implying the nerds holed up in their towers and libraries exercise.
>>379584509
>he says whilst posting a tumblr filename
>>379587090
not him but sometimes you just google for a reaction pic and it ends up having a tumblr filename and you just roll with it
>>379587119
And that's exactly how I got that.
>>379586960
>>379587043
Or
You know
Just don't include women in your fucking game.
>>379587043
Oh yes casters are also ok. I forgot we were talking about fantasy.
I think women casters usually tend to be healers or witches because people think of long bearded men as wizards because of Merlin, Gandalf, Santa Claus and Dumbledore.
>>379587043
That's just you and your retarded fetishes.
An actual fucking nerd spellcaster would be too engrossed in their studies to overeat. Would probably accidentally skip meals.
>>379583945
>he doesn't pick his race based off of how their armor looks
>>379587090
RREEEEEEEEEEEEE TUMBLR IS THE ENEMY, TUMBLR IS FEMINISM, TUMBLR IS SJW