ITT: /v/ lives in a house together

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If you niggers expect me to always do the dishes you will pay me to do them.

>>379579916
fiber internet terminates in PCMR room which has several 10gbe switches connected to a central 40gbe switch, with a single 100mbps port for the rest of house.

Consoles don't need much data right?

we will all be dead in a day

>>379580041
You'll do the dishes, and you'll work for our pleasure as well anon. Now bend over.

*walk in*

Nintendo Switch? More like Nintendo switch it off!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYVO5bUFww0

Some of you guys are all right, don't come home tonight.

>>379579916
>living with white people
Welp... at least I'll have Persona and Bloodborne to entertain me until I starve to death

Who has been using my towel as a cumrag?

>>379580158
You're OK, PCMR room grants you access to our wifi.
>You're gonna want it, the rest of the house isn't just sharing 100mbps, they're QoS'ed to high hell and back.

A bunch of ugly fat bastards and maybe a few cute ones who will probably be raped by the fat bastards.

Ah just like my japanese porn.

>>379580216
Wait, you're the one that has been using my cumrag as a towel?

where the vorefag room at

>ITT: Reddit lives in a house together
FTFY, I think the anons in the thread knew what you meant anyway.

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>>379580360
IT HAD MY NAME EMBROIDERED ON IT YOU FUCKING RETARD

hey guys I'm heading out for work, don't eat my fucking food while I'm out

>>379580513
It already has shrooms in it, so it means it isn't yours anymore.

Guys the neighbors have been complaining, we're being too loud at night!

Stop replacing all my clothes with dresses when i shower.

Does anyone want to play... Dragon Ball Z in my room with me? I'll be Piccolo and you can be Vegeta.

>WHO PUT LOLI PORN ON THE LIVINGROOM TV AGAIN
>Why are you mad man?
>MOOOOOOOOOOMMM
>...hey man check this out, lolis on the TV again...
>2D > 3D
>you fucking retards I was Anonymous all along, now I know your true colors. Expect my hacker friends to destroy you all
>guys you really shouldn't put this on the livingroom TV guys. Which mangaka is this btw?

I am drawing a line, you stay on your side and I will stay on my side.

>>379579916
*Walk into hallway*
*Step into jizz*
GOD DAMN IT DAVE, NOT AGAIN.

NONE OF YOU ARE DISCUSSING VIDEO GAMES REEEEEEEE

>>379580686
>>379580758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lt3WUtq9kIs

Anybody know a good minecraft server without retarded mods ?

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>>379580686
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>379581059
FUCK OFF TODD

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>>379581151
Only if you buy my game

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>walk in the v house
>Open the door
>Get on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur

>>379579916
A fag in one room paying 60$ for Playstation 2 games.

A smarter individual playing Playstation 2 emulator next door.

>>379580970
that's cuz we're playing them every night in the living room, are you coming down this time?

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Yo anyone wanna play Resi Outbreak? I got the online all hooked up.

GUYS CHECK OUT MY NEW GAMESPHERE

>>379581459
y-yeah I'm pretty tired but I try to come down tonight

>>379581754
cool bro, don't sweat it. Glad to have you here. Look out for Johnny though, he's been cumming on everyone's pillows lately.

Ooga booga, where da thicc women at?

Haha does anyone want to smash my ass? Haha im just kidding of course. It's not like i would want any of you guys to seriously fuck my ass hard or anything ahah...

>Japdevs sit across from NAdevs
>They both fight over the genrepasta
>MommaPC is a slut who takes anyone's games
>Papa Nintendo keeps making the same jokes (games) over and over again

Are cutebois welcome :3

>>379582115
I'd atleast like to think we'd be somewhat original

I want a boyfriend

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Can we kick /x/ out?
There trying to summon a skinwalker down in the basement.

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THE SMELL
THE SMEEEELLL OH MY GOD

go to bed Dongus

I'm playing Super Mario on a poorly coded Nintendo 64 emulator

>>379580158
kek

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Hello, i'm from the delivery, i'm here to deliver this yoshi doll that was bought by Mr.Anonymous in suspicious bitcoins, where i leave it?

>>379580184
Reported to the house janitor

>>379583412
haha

>>379582916
>implying we'd ever live with /x/

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>>379579916
>implying you all wouldn't just hide in your rooms browsing the internet

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Someone get their faggot cat to stop spying on me when I fap

>>379582979
what smell?

>>379584818
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

*wanks in the bathroom*

>>379584818
Your bitch's slit.

>>379584908
>female at all ever in /v/ mansion
In your dreams

state of this house lads

get it together

>>379584972
>Muh secret club house
Get with the times you cis white male. Grill gamers are in now.

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?

>>379580995
holy fucking shit, how can someone just scream this whole time?

Man where are his parents?

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>>379582979

What's that smell?

>>379582916
this is fine
i have "bread" and i am willing to use it if anything comes out of the basement

>>379585137
only if theyre grill(male)

>>379585186
>Man where are his parents?
In the living room, passed out drunk or ODing on meth, maybe both

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>>379585443
W-what

>>379585989
ok which one of you fucks let an outsider in?
i thought we had meetings over this shit

larry was it you again? if it was cut the shit larry

>>379586063
The borders have been fragile since moot moved out.

>>379586380
maybe we could convince /DIY/ to build a trench
and get /k/ and /pol/ to build a wall

turn this shit into a castle ya know?

who shat in the sink this time, it fucking stinks

>>379579916
alright why do you fuckers keep sneaking into my bed while im sleeping.

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The perfect opportunity to test my skills.

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*Walks in*

Hey, I'm Alex, your new roommate. Hopefully we'll have a good time, huh, anons? Haha

myfidgetspinner.org/

you're all making me so fucking mad im going to spin my fidget

>>379581247
How the hell did you get in the house anyway?

>>379586551
I get dibs on King on v.

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>>379579916
>horrible rancid stench of unwashed body fat
>carpets caked with jizz and mossed-over food crumbs
>disease outbreak do to nonexistence hygiene
>every female is raped
>everyone dies in electrical fire started by trying to plug 45 power strips into each other

I would not recommend this thing you propose.

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>>379579916
nobody touch my Lulu pillows while Im gone okay
Especially not you Craig with your cumstained fingers

>>379580041
If you don't plan on cleaning up after yourself at least keep your mess to your room and not in the sink and on the kitchen counter.

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Anons your tendies are done

>>379586732
you are black!

>>379586732
gross

>>379588318
ok.....
where
the
fuck
is my chocolate milk though?
i just bought a new gallon yesterday

>>379588318
Hey, thanks anon! I'm taking this, I'm bringing a girl tonight to watch some anime, wanna come? I might be able to hook you up with a friend of hers.

*BING*

*BING*

WAHOOOOOO!

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WHO THE FUCK LEFT THE TOILET SEAT UP AGAIN
HOW MANY TIMES MUST I TELL YOU

>>379579916
any hungg there to succcc?

no homo

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>>379588889
What's seem to be troubling you, anon?

>>379584702
Mr kittles looks traumatized. He has seen some shit.

>>379588318
BITCH THIS CHICKEN IS COLD

>>379589092
Can't be me, I only shit in the sink.

WHO THE FUCK JIZZED ON MY BITCOIN MINE?

Why is there a dragon in the basement?

I found a raccoon in the cereal cabinet.

I like to walk around naked sometimes, so what?
I'm not stopping now, in fact I recommend you all join me

>>379589364

Well if your gonna put hentai stickers all over it what do you expect to happen

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>>379579916
>Faggots ITH actually enjoy Fallout 4

>>379589415
Can I keep it?

>>379589386
That's not a dragon, that's Dave, he gained a bit of weight lately. Honestly, I'm getting worried.

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>someone in this house actually owns an xbone

>>379580216
>>379580360
kek

>>379589386
that's just another anon who happens to be a dragon

he'll let you get fucked by him if you want

>>379589552
What if I want to fuck him?

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Look I knew living with /v/ was gonna be a shit idea, but my parents just died and my grandmother kicked me out of my own house and I had no other choice.

Don't get me wrong, I'm still very grateful for being able to live anywhere that isn't the streets of Chicago.

THAT SAID, whoever is covering my Vault Boy Bobblehead in cum and broke my entire three season collection of The Ricky Gervais show is a fucking dead man that needs to come out with it RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!

>>379579916
Guys Todd Howard is at the door again,I gave him 3 warnings now im calling the cops

Who keeps jizzing on my lucina figma? where the fuck is my tharja?

>>379589920
wait...you didnt buy it to hotglue it?
what the fuck? why bother then?

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WHO THE FUCK KEEPS ORDERING THESE DRAGON DILDOS FROM AMAZON

HOLY SHIT

>>379589002
KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING NIGGER

>>379590015
room decorating duh. how the hell am i suppose to show off my video game swag in front of you guys if everything I own is covered in cum?

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>>379589780
You shouldn't have talked to him fool! Now this house is doomed, you have cursed us all!

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hey guys i found a cat can we keep it

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>>379590168
The real question is who ISN'T ordering Dragon Dildos?

ALSO, GUYS, Meet my new friends, George and Misha. We're both gonna chill in my room and play vidya, so don't come a knocking.

Quit telling me to turn off Death Grips
I'll just play it louder

Sorry for wait, guys, but I was on a toilet so long, because I... because I was playing an intense game. And, uh, can anyone unclog it? I've tried flushing more water, but it only made it worse. And don't use a broom for awhile, let it dry.

>>379579916
That would be horrible.

"Why are you playing that game, anon? I hate that game. Stop playing it. That game looks stupid. Don't you know even looking at that game causes me physical pain? You can't like something that I don't like." and "my waifu my waifu". I'd rather live under a bridge.

Get those mouthbreathing sonybros evicted.

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hey anons i'm going out to do the weekly shopping make sure my chocolate milk stays here

Who has the best speakers
I need to play loud nigra

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Hey anon, is Alex home?

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>>379579916
I wish this would actually happen just so I could see the people who constantly feel the need to act like complete cunts to others here for the smallest of reasons.

I've love to see you fuckers sperge out in real life because I said I didn't like your favorite game or something.

>>379590520
does a wank

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>>379581497
Hell yeah my nigga!

>>379590175
>implying you'd actually say that in person
>let alone to a blackie you're living with
You ain't fooling no one mac.

Who stole my weed, DUDES

>>379590591
He's probably in his room.

Can you fucks keep it down? I'm trying to play vidya here.

looking for boipucci pls. I know there's at least one of you who wants to dress like a girl and take it up the butt

>>379590620

>posting mat_fullbright images on /v/

That's a bannable offence you know.

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HAHA Hey bros can I come in? I brought my MAGA edition Lunchbox with the Reddit alien sticket on it, and my Pepe fuckdoll I rape every single night.

Fucking Jews amirite? I'm so Redpilled!

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>>379584818
A smell, a smell that smells smelly...

>>379590168
who the fuck keeps leaving my wet wipes container open?

>>379590776
But i just did tho???

Sounds good! Who here wants to do meth with me and stay up for a week straight playing games? Think of all the money we save not buying food. Think of all the drugs we could buy.
T-to play vidya for longer I mean. H-haha.

>>379590928
>playing vidya in /v/ mansion

Way to out yourself as an outsider, faggot.

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anyone up for some xbox one?

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>>379579916
What about using our bodily fluids to water the plants?

>>379579916
Ds2 babbys and ds1/des nostalgia cucks are living in a dog house from now on.
t.DS3 patrician

>>379590928
Why would you play vidya here? Now put on this fursuit and call me Mommy.

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can someone lend me a controller? my buttons don't work

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>>379591068

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>>379591398
paws it over bro I'll fix it for you

>>379590776
a nigger living in a /v/ house is like a neutered nigger. niggers are violent because of high test. niggers that genuinely like vidya, outside of meme sports and fps games, are docile. Especially if they like anime.

ANON, COME DOWNSTAIRS AND STOP PLAYING THOSE VIDEOGAMES ALL DAY, THEY ARE BAD FOR YOUR BRAIN!

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>>379590885
Show me.

>>379591625
sorry, cats only.

I found a gamestop bag in the trashcan. Who was it? Come clean now and maybe we won't kick you out.

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>>379591727
Y-you mean we could play in real life? What kind of game, anon?

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>>379591779
Anon this controller feels REALLY grimy.

W-what do you do while you play vidya?

>>379591735
Second floor, first door on the right.

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>>379591859
Come join me and my friends in the Hot tub anon! Waters nice and warm.

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>dad walks in
"Are ya winnin' son?"

>>379591779
Do you know what website you're on? This a site for Pups and big pups not for normie pussy cats.

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>>379592025
AAAAAAAAAAA ITS A FUCKING GHOST

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what would be the role of mods in the /v/ mansion?

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Hey anon can you unlock the door to your room? I wanna play some video games with you.

>>379592134
What mods?

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>>379592025
FUCK OFF DAD. I'M TRYING TO BE COOL IN FRONT OF THE GUYS!

H-hey guys, i feel lonely today what about we do a group masturbation session?

>>379592025
dad leave we're practicing prostate exams

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hey guys where's the mosque

>>379592134
pay them rent
cant allow anyone to play vidya
shitty house rules
always buying hotpockets

>>379579916
I hope no one minds the giant statue of Link and the Crimson Loftwing I stole from Nintendo New York. I know it's taking up most of the foyer but really, you can walk around it.

First floor is for Chads like me who play Madden and actually fuck girls.

You betas can all go upstairs so we don't have to see you. And I swear if I see any of you faggots building those gay ass "battlestations" and scaring any girls off with your virgin shit like figures an "PC games" I'll have to lock you up there.

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>>379592163
W-what kind of games?

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>>379592025
Damn it dad can you fucking knock?!

>>379592291
>say something like this
>post no pics

Come on man.

>>379579916
Soul Cal 5 tourney in the basement if y'all want in.

>>379592163
fuck off todd we're all pirating fallout 4 right now and we can't get to the door

Not a single Deadale Wives Watchtower reference. What happened to the greatest /v/ generation

>>379592316
We'll play house, I'll be daddy and you can be mommy

>>379592207
>>>/trash/9780200

>>379592441
What the god damn christ

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any1 wanna play fifa
please respond

>>379592441
what the fuck

>>379591870
eating doritos and mountain dew

>>379592092
no. everyone here is a cat person, except you

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STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MY FORT

>>379592441
degenerates

who the fuck wrote >implying
all of the walls

>>379592730
**rapes you while you sleep**

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>>379592730
FUCK YOU I'M COMING IN!

>>379592730
Sick E3 fort, dude.

Care to let a brother in? I'll bring the dew.

Let's see if /v/ is an ideal roommate. Fill out this survey:

1. How many hours a day do you play video games?
2. Do you shower everyday?
3. Do you wear deodorant?
4. Do you brush your teeth and floss everyday?
5. Do you clean up after eating?
6. Are you an early riser or a night owl?
7. Do you smoke or indulge in any form of recreational drugs?
8. Are you tidy?
9. How will you pay for rent?
10. Introvert or extrovert?

why does this place smells like piss?

Who did shit in the sink again?

hey i'm going to the convenience store you guys want anything

>>379592857
a gallon of lube and a gallon of milk
activated almonds

>>379592823
0-8
No
Yes
Brush but not floss
Yes
Early
No
Haha no
I have a job
>implying anyone on 4chan is extrovert

>>379592908
he doesn't activate his own almonds. what a fucking pleb.

>>379586732
Blacks get the Shack. Out you go.

>>379593021
why should i when some spic and do it for me

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>>379592163
TODD? Can't you see I'm in the middle of something?

>>379592823
1. Roughly like Half or 3/4th of the day, depends.
2. Either once a day or once every two days. Depends on what I'm being caught up with.
3. Of course
4. Kinda
5. Yes
6. Most the times I'm a Night Owl
7. Sometimes I fancy a sweet ale or beer, a Cider deffo, but otherwise I'm not a heavy drinker, and I hate smoking of all kinds.
8. I'm working on that bit. It's not like a nuke went off in my room, just small bits of junk and clothes here and there.
9. Sadly I'm having trouble getting my FIRST job, though if my Sister pulls through, then I might get lucky.
10. It REALLY depends. New people I'm very quiet around, but if we get to know each other and once I'm more comfortable with them, the I tend to be a little more open.

>>379592823
1. How many hours a day do you play video games?
3 hours but only at night
2. Do you shower everyday?
Yes, it may be hard to believe for you /v/ nerds but i do
3. Do you wear deodorant?
Only when i have to go out and i didn't shower in the last 4 hours
4. Do you brush your teeth and floss everyday?
Only before going to bed or going out
5. Do you clean up after eating?
Yes
6. Are you an early riser or a night owl?
Night owl
7. Do you smoke or indulge in any form of recreational drugs?
I smoke
8. Are you tidy?
Nope, i have mold on the walls in my bedroom
9. How will you pay for rent?
I'll beg on the road
10. Introvert or extrovert?
Awkard autist level extrovert

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>>379592823
0-3
yes
yes
yes/no
depends
depends on what my schedule is like but i can pull off both
no
yes
cheques
loudmouthed extrovert

>>379592857
i need some bleach and maybe some ice cubes too

>tfw really really morbidly obese
>tfw stinking up the the place with the smell of cheese and BO
sorry guys. today's gonna be another no shower, terraria all night and day too.

>>379593140
Reported for non video game related activity. This is /v/ not /soc/

>>379592823
1. How many hours a day do you play video games?
Video games are gay
2. Do you shower everyday?
no
3. Do you wear deodorant?
no
4. Do you brush your teeth and floss everyday?
haven't once this year so why start now?
5. Do you clean up after eating?
no
6. Are you an early riser or a night owl?
night owl
7. Do you smoke or indulge in any form of recreational drugs?
Drugs are degenerate
8. Are you tidy?
no
9. How will you pay for rent?
I wont
10. Introvert or extrovert?
Introvert

I will be moving into room 3 in 5 minutes.

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Hey everyone my name is Todd, I am your new room mate.

Anyone want to play some Fallout 4?

>>379593238
Sure thing. I'll download the mutliplayer mod

>>379593238
yea sure thing man, i just finished pirating it.

>>379592823
5-9 hours
only 2 times a week
some times
yes
i let it lay around me for some days
night owl
no
yes
always

>>379593238
nah I'd rather play new Vegas

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>>379593193
holy shit, leave me alone

>>379593238
Suck on my magic mushroom and maybe I will give it an ol'pirate, k?

>>379593310
I'm gonna squish that dumb pudge nug

>>379593310
Reported again. Your gonna get banned from this house. You need to say at least something video game related to be on this board
>botw sucks dick

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>>379593193
>Guy ask a question
>Folks answer it for fun
>HEY LET ME ANNOUNCE MY REPORT!

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>>379593310

So, we are drinking while watching E3 this year right?

>>379593487
Reported. Enjoy your ban

notice me senpai

>>379592927
>brush but not floss
Flossing is something you do after meals, its a meme otherwise. Who wants to see my used floss and tooth pick collection!

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>>379585206
It's just me, haven't showered in 4 days :)

>>379592823
1. 0-5
2. almost
3. yes
4. brush, but not floss
5. yep
6. early riser
7. nope
8. yea
9. we're all neets here
10. introvert to new people, but i open up quick

>>379593216
>unwashed parasite thinking they're in any position to decry others as degenerates

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>>379593272
>>379593287
>>379593305
>>379593321

Sure thing, but make sure to buy it if you like it.

>>379592857
Oreos and a Tombstone Pizza.

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>>379593686
>buying games

>>379592441
I forget that this awful board exists.

>>379593608
Are you german?

>>379593238
Sure, I think I'll make a Stealth character for the Railroad.

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>>379593686
I don't think I will

>>379592134
>mods
>on /v/

>>379592360
>5
Hook up 3 and we're good to go

>>379593723
dev here. if no one buys my game, I can't afford to stay. and then no one gets my wonderful indie games.

>>379593686
yeah nah m8 ur a fag & i wont be buying ur shit jew cunt

>>379594041
I pirated all your "games" and gave everyone here 10 copies even "him"

>>379592823
>1. How many hours a day do you play video games?
2 on the weekdays, 8 on the weekends
>2. Do you shower everyday?
once a week
>3. Do you wear deodorant?
yeah, everyday
>4. Do you brush your teeth and floss everyday?
no flossing but yeah, I brush my teeth
>5. Do you clean up after eating?
yep
>6. Are you an early riser or a night owl?
it depends on if there's something to do
>7. Do you smoke or indulge in any form of recreational drugs?
no
>8. Are you tidy?
fuck no
>9. How will you pay for rent?
I have a job
>10. Introvert or extrovert?
introvert

>>379592823
>1. How many hours a day do you play video games?
3 hours on weekdays, 8+ on weekends.
>2. Do you shower everyday?
Yes.
>3. Do you wear deodorant?
Yes.
>4. Do you brush your teeth and floss everyday?
Brush yes, floss no.
>5. Do you clean up after eating?
Yes.
>6. Are you an early riser or a night owl?
I stay up as late as my sleep requirements allow me when I've got work the next day.
>7. Do you smoke or indulge in any form of recreational drugs?
No.
>8. Are you tidy?
Yes.
>9. How will you pay for rent?
I have a job.
>10. Introvert or extrovert?
Extrovert that lives like an introvert.

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>>379594050
>>379593894

BUY MY GAME

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>>379585149
Thinking any fat faggot here knows how to cook.

>>379594281
I don't think you'll fit in here Todd. It's time for you to find a new place to live.

>>379594281
nah m8

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When I was contractually obligated to stay with all of you I didn't think you were all faggots, why is there an entire room dedicated to dragon dildos, why is there a dragon dildo emporium. I've had to sleep on the hammock outside because there is just so much cum in he house and you mongoloids never throw away empty cereal boxes. Every house keeper I hire leaves because this place is so vile, I've had to hire hookers to clean the house and these are some filthy hookers. The only decent ones here are the fgc memebers at least shower unlike those fucking smash fags. Also WHO KEEPS HIDING MY PS VITA I KNOW IT WAS ON OF YOU?!
If it wasn't for like 3 of you that play dragons crown I would have left a log time ago.

>>379593767
nope

>>379594281
you still haven't given my magic mushroom a succ

I'm moving out, fuck you faguettes

Hey guys, has anybody seen my fingerbox? I can't fucking find it and it was a gift from my granma

>>379594414
I have it and trust me you don't want it back after where it has been ;)

>>379592823
>4 hours
>yes
>yes
>yes
>yes
>depends if I got something going on
>acid and weed
>Not really I don't like garbage, but I will just toss clothes around
>I have a job
>extrovert

Someone play skullgirls with me ;-;

>>379594564
**pirates the exit**
>>379594571
refer to >>379594575

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>>379594575
I have a 3 week amazon save on there please anon j-just let me transfer the save

>>379579916
Who /homeowner/ IRL here? There is nothing more satisfying or cathartic as owning your own place and making it how you like it. If any of you anons are financially stable and not looking to relocate, buy as soon as possible and stop throwing money away on rent.

>>379594613
DUDE

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>>379592231
Fuck off latasha

>>379594705
I've been seriously considering buying a house. I have a nice job and I still live with my parents because it's obviously cheaper than living alone.

How long have you been living on your own and how old are you anon?

>>379594705
a decent house where I live in a good area are listed $450-725,000 and that's still considered mid range

>>379592134
they're the landlords

>>379592823
>1. How many hours a day do you play video games?
about 1 or 2
>2. Do you shower everyday?
yes. No shampoo though, cause I'm not a retard
3. Do you wear deodorant?
yes
>4. Do you brush your teeth
yes
>and floss everyday?
not really
>5. Do you clean up after eating?
yes
>6. Are you an early riser or a night owl?
early riser
>7. Do you smoke or indulge in any form of recreational drugs?
no
>8. Are you tidy?
kind of. As long as the place doesn't smell like trash
>9. How will you pay for rent?
i have a part time job
>10. Introvert or extrovert?
introvert until I find someone I have a lot in common with

>>379592823
1. 12-20 hours on a free day, 6-8 on a work day
2. Every other day, though usually every day in the summer.
3. Yes.
4. Yes, twice a day.
5. Depending on what you mean by clean up. I always clean my plate etc., and vacuum any general crumbs once a week.
6. Night owl.
7. No.
8. My side of the room is generally somewhat disorganised but I do my part in keeping communal areas tidy, and I wouldn't touch anyone's things.
9. I work as a lab technician and moonlight as a freelance editor/ghost writer.
10. Depends on my mood, but generally introvert unless I'm talking autistically about vidya I like.

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haha chocolate milk

don't be a baby anon and get a real drink

>>379594694
I don't know what any of that means so I will be frank with you:
I shoved that thing up my ass and then hit it with my poopoo hammer (a hammer that I stuck up my ass)

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>>379594347
>>379594369
>>379594452

if the next person says no then the whole house will blow up.

I'm a reasonable guy, just buy and enjoy the game.

>>379592823
>1. How many hours a day do you play video games?
Depends. Can be anywhere from 2 hours to all day.
>2. Do you shower everyday?
No. I shower every other day because I like having healthy skin.
>3. Do you wear deodorant?
Yes.
>4. Do you brush your teeth and floss everyday?
Yes
>5. Do you clean up after eating?
Yes.
>6. Are you an early riser or a night owl?
Usually up early lately.
>7. Do you smoke or indulge in any form of recreational drugs?
Yes.
>8. Are you tidy?
In my own room I'm disorganized but don't leave food or anything lying around. In anyone else's space I will always keep tidy.
>9. How will you pay for rent?
With money from my Job
>10. Introvert or extrovert?
Introvert unless I'm forced out in which I pass as an extrovert.

How'd I do /v/

>>379595051
do it pussy

>>379595051
NO MEANS NO!
RAAAAAAAAAAAPEEEEEEE!

>>379595169
>How'd I do /v/
Spread your legs.

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>>379594934
delet this

>>379595051
*pirates 60 copies* do something fuckboi ;) also new vegas is the best nu-fallout game.

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>>379595051
Woah buddy, calm down, you don't have to do this. Here, I'll buy your game

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>>379595189
>>379595191
>>379595254

>>379580041
I was fine with doing the dishes until you faggots kept leaving your full piss bottles in them

FUCKING DISGUSTING SHITS

>>379592823
1. 8h+
2. no
3. yes
4. no
5. if kitchen yeah
6. i sleep different times every day, whenever i'm tired
7. yes, yes
8. no
9. autism bucks
10.Introvert

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Alright alright, who the FUCK deleted my BLACKED porn folder?

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hey you faggots my cousin is visiting from out of town , be nice

>"sup bitches"

>>379592823
6-8
Yes
Yes
Brush
Yes
Night Owl
No
lol
I won't
Introvert

>>379594934
SO YOUR THE FUCKER THAT STOLE MY CHOCOLATE MILK I BOUGHT YESTERDAY

PREPARE THY BUTTHOLE ANON

>>379595325
cough cough is that all you've got cuckboi *pirates enough copies so that everyone in Africa has 10 copies*

>>379595384
Is not deleted, i just pirated it :^^^^)

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>>379595325
Well that was bound to happen eventually. Time to move back in with my Parents.

>>379592823
>1. How many hours a day do you play video games?
3
>2. Do you shower everyday?
yes
>3. Do you wear deodorant?
no body odor, and yes
>4. Do you brush your teeth and floss everyday?
yes, I also use mouthwash
>5. Do you clean up after eating?
yes
>6. Are you an early riser or a night owl?
depends on when I go to bad
>7. Do you smoke or indulge in any form of recreational drugs?
no, unless alcohol is a considered a drug
>8. Are you tidy?
kind of
>9. How will you pay for rent?
I work as a cashier
>10. Introvert or extrovert?
I like being with people I already know, otherwise introvert

>>379592823
1 hours of games, 18 hours of 4chan
no
no
no
no
no
drugs are good
no
student loan then disappear partway through the lease as i dropped out of school months ago
nontrovert


put me in coach

>>379592823
8-12
yes
yes
brush
yes
whatever works
no
somewhat
house bitch (male)
intro

>>379592823
>1. How many hours a day do you play video games?
0-24
Widely variable
>2. Do you shower everyday?
At least once.
>3. Do you wear deodorant?
Yes but I can't wear most antiperspirants.
>4. Do you brush your teeth and floss everyday?
I brush twice, don't floss, but do waterpick in the mornings.
>5. Do you clean up after eating?
If I was alone, yes. If I specifically made more for others, then not as much.
>6. Are you an early riser or a night owl?
Chronic insomnia (since before anything that comes next, some of them even help.)
>7. Do you smoke or indulge in any form of recreational drugs?
I smoke cigarettes, marijuana, drop LSD, do shrooms, and drink.
>8. Are you tidy?
In public spaces, always. In my own space I don't worry as much about putting things away.
>9. How will you pay for rent?
Privilege bucks
>10. Introvert or extrovert?
Introvert.

People usually don't complain about living with me. Worst thing I do is walk around at odd hours and forget my clothes in the dryer.

>>379595384
MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>379595486
BRING IT NIGGER
>>379595510
Nah I did actually delete it. I also replaced all his porn with normal heterosexual love making for the purpose of reproduction

>>379592823
1. 8 hours if I have the time
2. Yes
3. No
4. Yes
5. Usually
6. Night owl
7. No
8. Very
9. Get a job at a grocery store
10. Huge introvert

>>379580391
The kitchen

Guys, I brought my little sister in because I'm late to work and can't get her home soon enough. Please watch after her, she likes to watch cartoons, play casual games and eat snacks. See you in a few hours!

>>379592857
Goldfish and coke please

>>379595813
fuck your sister, I'm calling social service

>>379595813
Alright. Should we allow her to enter the basement or not?

>>379586892
>/v/ buys the house right next door to Todd Howard.
>Todd has a telescope set up to spy into our rooms and see if we're playing Skyrim.

>>379595862
KALI MA

>>379595247
No way fag

>>379592823
>1. How many hours a day do you play video games?
4-6
>2. Do you shower everyday?
Every two days
>3. Do you wear deodorant?
Yeah
>4. Do you brush your teeth and floss everyday?
Yeah
>5. Do you clean up after eating
Yeah
>6. Are you an early riser or a night owl?
Night Owl
>7. Do you smoke or indulge in any form of recreational drugs?
Nope
>8. Are you tidy?
Yeah
>9. How will you pay for rent?
With my savings until I find a real full-time job
>10. Introvert or extrovert?
Introvert

>>379595813
let's play house little girl :) I'll be the daddy and you can be mommy

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WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING?

PULLING ON YOUR WEEWEES LIKE A PACK OF FUCKING FRUITS?

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>>379579916

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hey guys, wanna watch the best anime of the century with me?

>>379595886
So Todd is our Newman?

>>379595964
you like what you see?

>>379594815
I'm 28 and have lived on my own since 23 or so, right after college. Bought my first house at 25, sold it three years later, and made almost $20k profit on it. That was enough for the down payment on my current house, a beautiful Victorian built in 1900.

It's an investment and depends heavily on your area. I would never buy a house in a small dying town or anything like that because resell down the road could be horrendous, but by all means if you want to move out consider buying instead of renting. You will never make any of your money back with the latter.

>>379594858
I'm really spoiled in my area. My 4 bedroom, 3 bathroom house is on a corner lot across from a huge park in an area of about 75k people and I got it for under $200k. If you're willing to buy a bit of a fixer-upper you can usually buy those for cheap and slowly put money into it when you can.

>>379596046
MOMMY /A/S INVADING AGAIN

>>379596094
I would pay money to see it happen.

>>379595964
yes sir no sir

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>>379596046
We've already got a dedicated 24/7 Redline until Nintendo gives us a new F-Zero.

>>379592823
1. How many hours a day do you play video games?
3
2. Do you shower everyday?
yes
3. Do you wear deodorant?
only when going out
4. Do you brush your teeth and floss everyday?
nope
5. Do you clean up after eating?
clean up what? Dishes? Sort of
6. Are you an early riser or a night owl?
depends on friends schedules
7. Do you smoke or indulge in any form of recreational drugs?
yes only about once a week or so
8. Are you tidy?
sort of
9. How will you pay for rent?
rent?
10. Introvert or extrovert?
I consider myself an extrovert but I can't find anyone with a personality to talk to other than some close friends

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>>379596234

Remember to find an E3 viewing buddy
Losers have to cuddle with the ugly traps in the basement.

>>379592823
>1. How many hours a day do you play video games?
1
>2. Do you shower everyday?
yes
>3. Do you wear deodorant?
yes
>4. Do you brush your teeth and floss everyday?
not floss
>5. Do you clean up after eating?
yes
>6. Are you an early riser or a night owl?
night owl
>7. Do you smoke or indulge in any form of recreational drugs?
yes
>8. Are you tidy?
kind of
>9. How will you pay for rent?
job
>10. Introvert or extrovert?
if it wasn't for work i'd leave the house once a week

>half of the fags and traps on /v/ wouldn't be banging the ever loving fuck out of each other.

>>379596046
We're watching Ninja Slayer? Sweet.

>>379596458
>half
>HALF

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>>379592823
>1. How many hours a day do you play video games?
On average I'd say maybe two, but I don't play many games on weeknights.
>2. Do you shower everyday?
Yes.
>3. Do you wear deodorant?
Yes.
>4. Do you brush your teeth and floss everyday?
Yes, just went to the dentist yesterday in fact, zero cavities.
>5. Do you clean up after eating?
Yes.
>6. Are you an early riser or a night owl?
Early riser. I love getting up at a decent time and getting my shit done so I have the rest of the day to relax. In college I would schedule my classes as early as possible so I could chill the rest of the day. My roommates would sleep until 3:00 and then wonder why they never had any freetime. One of said roommates is now a registered sex offender.
>7. Do you smoke or indulge in any form of recreational drugs?
No.
>8. Are you tidy?
Yes.
>9. How will you pay for rent?
I have a salaried job with no nights or weekends ever.
>10. Introvert or extrovert?
Introvert for the most part.

>>379592823
Currently unemployed after finishing my undergrad
>6-12, depending on when I wake up
>every other after my runs, meaning to switch to daily after I implement other exercise routines
>no
>brush before bed
>the current "dishwasher" for a house of 8 dudes (unofficial)
>I don't like staying up late, but I've been waking up later
>alcohol is a drug
>I'm not messy but I ain't clean
>trying to find employment
>introvert

>>379596357
>Losers have to cuddle with the ugly traps in the basement.
This helps my self-esteem just as much as theirs.

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HE

>>379596610
HAS NO STYLE

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>tfw no gf

sup bros, just to let you know up front I have chronic hemorrhoids so you're gonna hear a lot of brass

WHO THE FUCK KEEPA ON LISTENING TO /v/ THE MUSICAL THAT SHIT IS RETARDED

Fuck this, i'm moving out back to _____

>>379596773
I wonder what that smells like haha

>>379596720
Hey buddy. The /r9k/ house is two doors down

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>>379594939
. . .

pic related is my hope of finding a pure BF in this house

>>379596696
HE HAS NO GRACE

>>379596980
haha bloody braps bro haha

>>379597229
sounds tasty hehe

>>379592823
1. Maybe 1-2 on a regular basis
2. Only on work days
3. See above
4. I don't floss most of the time
5. I put the dishes on the stack in the sink if you mean that
6. Neither
7. No
8. Depends on your personal tolerance for untidyness
9.I got a job.
10. >Implying there is a single honest extrovert on this board

>>379589386
>>379582916

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Which of you ordered the extra large cheese pizza?

guys why is there a giant shine to todd in the attic?

>>379597606
Wrong place, dude. /co/ is a couple blocks down.

>>379597606
BRYAN DELET THIS MAN

>>379592823
1. 0-2 hours on a work day. 4-5 on weekends.
2. Twice a day during working days. Before going out if I have to go anywhere on the weekends.
3. Yes
4. Yes (trying to make a habit of flossing)
5. Most of the time. Sometimes I get lazy as fuck but I'm normally good at keeping up with it.
6. Night owl. I work over night and try to stick to a nocturnal sleep cycle to avoid messing up my sleep patterns.
7. I smoke occasionally, I like to drink.
8. I have a bad habit of leaving piles of clothes in my bedroom floor but otherwise tidy.
9. Full time job with the gubbament.
10. Introvert

>>379597930
Huh?

We have an attic?