>anon why dont you use voice chat

that's a gun not a microphone you dumb fucking anime bitch

>>379572815
I too, shoot toddlers when someone asks why I don't use voice chat.

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>>379572896
rude

>>379572815
Because I don't want to listen to other people's shitty voices or stupid thoughts.

>>379572815
>>>/a/

I used to hang around on vent with some online friends all day erry day back when I was 14-17.

Ten years later I really know that feel unless it's with irl friends to play a match of something. I just want to chill and listen to my music and shit, and I live with a grill. Doesn't matter if I sit at the computer 10 hours a day but if I do so with headphones on while isolating myself from any potential interaction with her, it feels a bit awkward.

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Is anime possibly the worst thing to happen to young, and explorative men in the West?

>>379572815

>...Don't have a Mic.

>>379572815
Garbage show. Gabriel Dropout is better.

>>379573063
I use to pretend I was a girl, but never had my mic open just to get gibs in any game I played.

>>379572815
I'm deaf.

>>379573194
>You have been kicked from guild: faggot with no ears

>>379572815
>he doesn't use voice chat
fuck off sperg

>>379573235
I'm okay with this.

>>379573081
This picture has always been the most accurate thing and I hate it with a passion

can't it just be good enough to not have a neckbeard and not be morbidly obese anymore??

I'm 30, veteran, but I still get mistaken for a kid or girl.

It sucks.

>>379573081
>a normal walk is a virgin walk

>>379572815
I do. Usually after some faggot won't stop bitching about how there's no one else in voice chat, I join in, tell him to fuck off and never speak again just to spite him.

>>379573451
sheriff here, this guy's lying, vote him up and lynch him

>>379573556
How is
>back slouched
>Stiff, straight arms with little arm movement
>walking pace/form lacks fluidity because he struggles to "autowalk"
>Compulsively needs to pass anyone walking slightly slower than him
I used to see someone like this every other time I walk to the university. The awkward skinny or skinnyfat fedora who walked at nearly running speed, looking like they just wanted to burst out into a sprint to get home faster because the social anxiety was killing them.

It's quite accurate, but not really as widespread as you might think if you just look at the picture itself. The descriptions make it.

>>379574239
Aside from having a pace just below a powerwalk there is nothing wrong with anything listed.

And how the fuck does hair overreacting to the wind have anything to do with being a virgin? Last I checked getting laid doesn't magically change your hair

i play games to play games, not to talk to mouth breathers

>>379574385
Because normal people have a decent posture that doesn't devolve into a hunchback slouch when they walk. Most normal people don't also compulsively stare at the ground because they're scared of meeting anyone's gaze. A stiff walk is pretty much a direct result of you feeling awkward and self-conscious. If you're relaxed, your arm movements flow naturally and your steps in general have this natural rhythm to them.

Of course it's mostly ironic memes but it's surprisingly accurate when you look at some people who somehow manage to fit all the signs.

>>379573159
Fucking laughed. Get the fuck out mate.

>>379572815
>gun
>zoom in blur effect
>seasonal loli
>social media JPEG artifacts everywhere

Anything missing? I guess it could be flashing red or have some twitter handle embedded into it.

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>>379572815
>Because my voice is grating on peoples ears
>"Jesus christ, turn your mic off."
It's at the perfect pitch to drill through your skull in the most annoying way

>>379575374
vocaroo

>>379574595
>tfw my bad back didn't read the memo that I'm not a virgin and I still have to walk hunched over

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>>379572815
>Nobody ever asked me to use voice chat

>>379574239
>Compulsively needs to pass anyone walking slightly slower than him
but if they're walking slightly slower than you then it's inevitable that you're going to pass them. you have three options:
1. slow down.
2. stay walking the same speed and end up walking awkwardly close to some stranger as you slowly pass them.
3. quickly walk past them then return to your normal walking speed.

obviously 3 is the best choice.

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>>379573081
No, meth is.

>>379576150
Yeah, of course. You have to be pretty zen to not be pissed off by people blocking your way and being super slow.

It's mostly the way the guy bunches up his shoulders to appear super small, speeds up ever so slightly to get away faster, and passes you by meekly.

>>379576150
>not slowing down so you can stare at cute girls butts for longer

>guy I met online wants to go on discord
>refuse because he'll realize how dreadfully dead inside I am

has anyone else got this problem?

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>>379573081
Do i have the virgin walk, /v/?

>>379576481
You are not special, he's probably like you.

>>379576059
hey buddy wanna get on teamspeak and voice chat

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>tfw get bullied for my voice

>>379576608
the idea makes me uncomfortable

Because if I spoke it would just cause drama and ruin my facade.

>that guy who's ALWAYS talking, even when you're trying to say something
>that guy who's always eating chips and won't use PTT
>that guy who won't use PTT and has a mechanical keyboard and a loud mouse
>that guy who has two young kids screaming in the background
I've known all these people for years and they're starting to get on my nerves.

>>379576481
I've got no problem with voice chat, but when people want to meet me in person I usually start making excuses.

I only use voice chat fuck all of you betacucks.

>>379573081
>hair seems to overreact to the wind
Is there an explanation for this? Because that's the one part of the image that really gets to me. That's exactly what my hair does and I have no idea how to make it stop, outside of using a fuckload of product.

>>379573081

The guy who made this picture knows what he's talking about. He must be a very powerful virgin to be able to correctly identify all these points.

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>>379573001

>>379573081
Okay, we've had our fun with this image, but I think it's time to put it to rest. There's no reason for this to be posted in threads anymore, so I suggest we just stop.

>>379576641
Why?
I've seen people get bullied for real stupid shit but that sounds retarded.
or are you just slutposting

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>>379573081
>tfw used to fit most of this.

WEW.

But I wasn't a virgin before I decided to fix my posture, sooo...

Anyway, I still wear a generous amount of darks and blues and always will. Still get past slow ass walkers as soon as fucking possible, too. There's NOTHING more annoying than when you're in a space with no room to get around slow people, and you're forced to conform to them dragging their feet with their buddies. I may seem like a dick at work, but narrow or not, I'll toss out an excuse me and blow straight past them.

Like, hurry the fuck up, we only get 15 minute breaks.

people will make fun of my ridiculous accent.

>>379573081
Try carrying a backpack as heavy as 12kg on your back everyday for 12 years, see how that affects your back.

>>379577005
What accent, Anon-chan?

>>379577005
I wouldn't. I'm sure you sound fine. If people want to talk to you, you should take the chance. People won't care as much as you might think.

>>379576958
Slutposting, sorry. I really do have an energetic/girly voice though so people always want to bully me for it

>>379577030
new zealand.

>Anon you should use voice chat!
"H-hey"
>LOL. You sound 12!
That's why voice chat never works for me

>>379577078
I bet it's cute.

>>379577078
feesh an cheeps brew

>>379572815
>finally use voice
>speaking volume is so low because I never actually talk with anyone
>fan is literally louder than my voice
>"lol stop growling/snoring"
;_;

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>>379577069
You sound adorable.

>>379577182
Get a better mic, Anon. Or turn off the fan.

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>>379572896
fpbp

>>379576641
I'm sure you just need a good dicking.

>>379576641
And you deserve it.

>>379572815
>"Use your mic, anon, it's faster than typing"
"Well, okay then"
>"LMAO WHO BOUGHT THE INDIAN TECH SUPPORT HERE?"

>>379573194
How are you typing then?

>that foreign friend types english perfectly but is too worried about bad English to talk
>they finally do and its fucking fine

You weenies, protip, americans encounter shitty accents on a day to day basis, your slight accent is nothing

>>379577257
Indian accents are adorable.

>>379577257
POO

>>379576924
t. permavirgin

>>379577295
Yes, the broken ass english is great, isn't it?

>>379577338
Except I didn't say anything about being a virgin, I'm just saying that there are many other sorts of images that people could enjoy now that this one has stopped being funny.

>>379577358
Pls do not bully them.

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>>379577078
>my countrymen are on /v/

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>a fag is sperging over the mic
>type in chat "get a mic after you go through puberty"
>he shuts up

Best feeling. Fuck yeah

>>379573451

21 years old here

same shit, this is the sole reason I don't use voice chat ingame, feelsbadman

>>379577461
>>379577078
Sheep fuckers

>>379577078
>>379577461
sheep shaggers leave

>>379573081
>Is anime possibly the worst thing

why are you on 4chan then?

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>half lisp

kill me

>>379577458
Shut up, Rajeet

>>379573451
Yeah same here. I'm 26 but get mistaken for a girl because I am one.

>>379576825
it's just taking a lot of plain things and baselessly atributing them to the "virgin walk" to bloat the meme image

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>>379577640
>voice still cracks every now and again even though I'm 28
help

>>379576384
Only worth the trouble on staircases where you get that nice angle.

>>379577640
speech therapy
>>379577701
voice training

>>379572815
Why do you retards keep using that compression artifacts ridden shitty facebook image? Either make a similar one with decent quality or forget ir ever existed.

>tfw got bullied for my voice so much during my teens that i just stopped using my mic from that point on and became an introvert

I hope you faggots are proud of yourselves.

>>379577774
I'm sure you sound fine.

>>379577640
I would if I could. God I hate lisping. It sounds so bad in English too.

>>379577656
You can't be a girl and have a dick at the same time. No matter how small dick is a dick anon.

>>379577689
It means that you don't have a proper haircut and don't know how to gel your hair hippy boy

>get on voicechat
>'oh my gawd a grrrrrrl'
>immediately brap into the mic

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>Never been asked to voice chat but worry someone might sooner or later
>Worry about having to explain myself why I never turn on my microphone even when other people in the group are talking
>Pretty sure they know why because I never excuse myself and they never ask

>>379577846
It's too late for that, Anon. Everyone is a girl. Even you.

>>379577846
actually i do, i gel my hair often (when it's short)

>>379577640
>lisp
that's fine as long as you're a girl.

>>379577864
im always incredulous at why anyone would ever have trouble speaking over the internet, it's just a voice, you're still anonymous as fuck

>>379577759
>Voice training
This. 26 here and my voice is this annoying mix-breed of medium-high pitch with a touch of nasal thrown in. But there are late nights when my voice sounds much better because I'm tired, so I'm currently training it to be deeper.

I'm learning it's about how you breath deeply, and relaxedly involving the throat more.

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>>379577656
>girl

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>>379578003
a lot of things would be better about my life if i were a girl

not like in a trans way
as in "i wish i could live life on easymode where all my flaws are interpreted as cute instead of fucking annoying"

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>start relationship with someone over the internet yeah, I know
>she wants to talk
>I don't have a mic
>she says that's fine, continue to talk and play together
>get mic a couple months later, just to talk with her
>its nice for a bit, happy to hear her voice and talk like people for once
>she leaves mid-conversation
>haven't seen her online since
Plenty more fish in the sea, I guess.

>>379578103
>training it to be deeper

not.. not really a thing

it will however, sound deeper if you eliminate the nasal factor, but that's just allowing you to use your natural pitch you had to begin with

>>379573081
>>379573432
It's expanding on /fit/ come over and have a look.

>>379577838

Apparently not since people would not shut the fuck up about it.

>>379578119
unless you were a below-average girl

existences in order

HotFemale > HotMale >AverageFemale >AverageMale >UglyMale >>> UglyFemale

>>379578119
It only goes so far, Anon. I've dumped and rejected chicks because of specific flaws I just couldn't look past. I'm sure they get flack, too.

I never speak in English so it's kind of embarrassing. But I'll never get experience if I don't. What do?

>>379578282
I'm kind of curious now, but I'm sure you're blowing it out of proportion like people with the manlet thing.

>>379578325
what nationality are you familam?
if you're french or something you might be able to do the sexy foreigner shtick

>>379578302
>UglyMale >>> UglyFemale

ugly girls still get flooded with messages on dating sites, i assure you

>>379578306
okay chad, i don't think what you say applies here

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>>379572815

"Can someone slap this fucker's shit? He's been camping up there all damn game"
>"HOLY SHIT ANON, That voice is sex please keep speaking"
>"Oh my god, Dude friend me right now!"
>"Lets all get on skype with Anon or he can join my discord!"
>"Dude do you have a youtube? Are you a youtuber?!"
>"Hey, can you say "X" for me?"


I just want to play video games.

>>379578325
you can actually practice talking when nobody is listening

>>379578354
Spanish, but all the voice talk I do is in my mother language.

>>379578302
I like ugly girls though.
They tend to be sweeter on the inside.
If she's nice enough, I could look past any physical issues. With enough time I'd probably even find them endearing.

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>>379577656

>26
>Grill

Sorry sweetie but you're too close to 30 to be considered a grill anymore.

You're a proud, independent woman now.

Too old to be hot or QT anymore.

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>>379578384
No anon

ugly female

not "Below average" female

ugly female

UGLY

FEMALE

FUCK

look at this girl and tell me you wouldnt get more matches on tinder than her

>Tfw my French friend tells me to say words in French just so I butcher them and he can laugh

>>379578456
Nice guys finish last

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>wow dude you sound like you're seconds from suicide

>>379578201
>it will however, sound deeper if you eliminate the nasal factor, but that's just allowing you to use your natural pitch you had to begin with
It's really annoying, honestly. I have a decent voice overall, apparently, anyway, seeing as people have told me it's very pleasant (or hot), but I speak in a much higher tone than what my real voice is. It took a long time for my voice to become manlier after puberty and in retrospect it was probably because I've always unconsciously made it higher pitched through nasalwhatever.

If I pay attention I notice I constantly speak like I'm mildly excited. What the fuck. Though maybe that precisely makes people like conversing with me because it makes me seem more approachable and pleasant.

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>>379573081

>>379578486
there are men who will still fuck that

>>379578486
Can vouch for >>379578667, I'd fuck that.

I get tired of using voice chats. I can talk and give info very well for like 3 minutes, then I get tired of talking and I remain quiet.
I'm like that irl too. I can have brief small talk, but after that I just get so fucking socially exhausted that I can't be arsed to say anything.
So its better to avoid voice chats completely.

>>379578734
But could you love her?

>>379578667
yeah? would you fuck it?

i wouldnt fuck it

i dont even know what you look like but if i had a gun to my head i'd rather fuck you than that

>>379572815
Fucking hell fuck voice and friends online in general it's always the same fucking shit. One or more of these things.

>Don't ever vent and enjoy a friend's company for a few weeks and then never hear from them
>friend will tells me they're gay, a tranny, a furry, ect
>Do vent my anger at shit and never hear from them again

The last one that disappeared on me was a faggot who wouldn't stop hitting on me via messages.

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>>379572815

>Act like my mic isn't working anymore
>They could hear be breathing all along because the volume was set to max
Seriously fucking kill me. This was like fucking 8 years ago or something but I still get first hand embarrassment when thinking about it. Fuck.

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>>379578201
What?! My training has been a lie?!

...So I guess I'm just trying to get into the habit of speaking with my natural pitch, then...

I'm told I have a very monotonous voice.

Then again, I only talk to make call-outs, not to ask about everyone's day and be BFFs.

>>379578734
..really? her okcupid profile literally says she'll date anyone as long as its a male, get to it then

eugh

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Almost every single post that has a stupid pathetic anime cartoon attached to it has a sad comment saying that they are too shy to talk or have weak voices or im sad this or im a faggot that

Anime really does ruin the lives of young men,

>>379578526
>tfw you're a monotonous autistic robot
On the other hand, at least I can do deadpan humor.

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>tfw good looks, but voice sounds terrible.

>>379578780
well, you can train to expand your vocal range, but that is not the same as natural pitch

>>379573081
Literally me, I fucking hate this world so fucking much to the point where I feel I understand where these rampage shooters come from motivation wise.

>>379578486
>do ob/gyn clerkship rotation
>checkups on sexually active females 200x uglier than that
>300lb lardos coming in for contraceptive advice

I have a professional reason to ask, 'how many sexual partners have you had in the last year?' some of these specimens have said 4-5.

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>Girls are in the guild
>Jokingly flirt with one
>They flirt back

>>379578870
Pretend to be mute.

Problem solved.

>>379578764
>i dont even know what you look like but if i had a gun to my head i'd rather fuck you than that
kek

>>379578915

w.. what

THERE ARE GIRLS UGLIER THAN THAT

>>379577005
This, being Scandinavian and speaking English is suffering

>>379578915
Fat =/= Ugly

I don't know why people make this connection. Ugliness is primarily based on facial features and fat only makes your face rounder but doesn't change your innate facial features and bone structure.

There are plenty of people who prefer plumper bodies and plenty of actual fat fetishists. You can be fat and ugly but being overweight doesn't make you ugly by default.

>>379578986
People tend to like scandi accents though for some unfathomable reason.

I fucking hate hearing that shit.

>>379578867
I love saying silly shit in a totally dead voice. Though desu it's not fun that the guy who said that to me isn't totally incorrect.

>>379578960
I feel like that would create more problems than it would solve.

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>>379578385
People always think I'm critical and I hate it. I don't even know who that is.

>>379578986
which region?

>>379578960
what about if you pretend to have throat cancer and get one of those buzzer things. then they'll never have to hear your actual voice.

>>379578657
zozzle

>>379578978
there are women with fucking mustaches who get penis in vagina sex. women with PCOS.

I honestly thing that an ob/gyn rotation should be mandatory for every male who comes of age. you will stop putting pussy on a pedestal in an instant.

>>379578996
>Fat =/= Ugly
wasn't implying that. though I draw a line between 'fat' and 'morbidly fucking obese to the point of needing five people to move you from operating table to bed'

>>379579638
>though I draw a line between 'fat' and 'morbidly fucking obese to the point of needing five people to move you from operating table to bed'
Yeah, although 300 pounds is quite far from that still.

>>379578926
>Half the officer staff in the guild are girls
>They're all married and maybe have children

>>379579174
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxckfeEiNNs

Here you go.

It's medicore humor at best, the kind of stuff you watch when you're tired or want to hear someone ramble nonsense about a game you like. He does have a strangely soothing voice for someone that constantly makes butt jokes.

>Go into voice chat in Overwatch
>always get told I sound cute and that they want to fuck me in the ass
>Recently told I should do ASMR
I guess Overwatch really is for fags

>go on VC in TF2
>everybody is chill and it's always full of fun bullshit
Why is /v/ so full of pussies?

>>379580375
>go on tf2 server
>literally 4 children, 2 of which have speech impediments, start talking

i dont play this game anymore

>>379580110
>I guess Overwatch really is for fags

It is when you're playing it, cutie.

>>379580375
please tell me this is bait. the little fuckers in the server bullied me so hard i had to pull the internet cable

>>379573081
>insecure virgins actually believe that this doesn't apply to everyone

>>379581065
>projecting this hard that he thinks everyone walks like this

anon, do you know what posture is? you can walk AND maintain it

at
the
same
time

woah..

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>>379573081

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>>379578657
What's up with Chad's legs?

>>379581351
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>379576560
>rolled up pants legs
Good luck out there kid.

>>379572815
I wanna chain this dragon up, slice it's wings off and keep in a dark room to utilize it's fire to temper metal for the rest of it'a life.

>>379581224
Please, tell me you have a Chad variant of this.

>>379581224
>the chad lounge
>doesnt own a phone
>has never been awake in his life

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>>379578657

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>>379572815
Because I don't want anything to do with your gay vietnam roleplaying.

>>379581224
>wearing glasses while lying down sideways
0/10

>after 10 minutes of cajoling, finally get on mic
>"hey"
>*snickers*

>>379582223
lol you must sound like a pussy bitch then

>>379580375
>go on tf2 server
>chill and kicking it with randos on team
>xxbitchass96xx has joined the game
>immediate micspam
>chat bind "just mute me faggot"
>call vote to kick
>50% yes -1
>"just mute me faggot"
>"just mute me faggot"
>"just mute me faggot"
>"just mute me faggot"

>>379581798
I request more Chad behavior

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>>379581798
>Constantly screeching as loudly as possible
>uses telekinesis to lift food into his mouth
>ouch! wow! DANG!

>>379576641
>tfw underage cousin bullies me into sex
>can't do anything anymore cause she has black mail advantage

I feel like I am her cum dump what do?

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>join our discord anon!
>go on voice
>one guy sounds like he's living in a wind turbine

>>379581798
I know this is an exaggeration but chad is literally going to die of hunger if he cant eat alone, without other chads, without at least 50 people present around him, and it has to be in a restaurant

>>379582439
>I feel like I am her cum dump
>she

>>379582573
>another sounds like he's 15 meters from the mic

>>379582439
How is her cock?

>>379582620
>>379582703
Women cum too but not semen. They squirt out liquid.

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>ha you don't use a mic, you can't be 23 you must be like 12
>said the self admitted 14 year old

>>379582749
>piss
fixed

>>379582749
Does she squirt it in his ass?

>>379578302
>>UglyMale >>> UglyFemale

Surely you jest

>>379573081
No. Jews are

>>379576641
Fucking neck yourself gay faggot cunt. Fucks like you ruin threads.

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>>379578486
>implying i don't get zero
Fucking cracks me up whenever normos try to make a point, they can't help but project their easymode onto others.

>>379579950
He sounds fat and autistic. Can't stand vocie like that.

>>379583127
She'd match you anon.

>>379582810
He's right. Even if an ugly female has money, odds are nobody would be willing to fuck her

>>379583174
>Implying

Tinder is an app where it makes women believe they are higher in the sexual pyramid than they actually where.
A 9 or 10/10 guy bangs a 6/10. Then goes and does the same thing to others because he wants quick sex with no strings attached.
A 6/10 girl thinks they deserve a 9/10, 10/10 guy cause of that now.

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>>379583234
??????????

>>379582693
With a bucket on his head.

>>379583352
Doesn't even look that bad.
Children doesn't matter since it's a no strings deal.
Only weight is the problem, but there are obviously whale hunters.

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>>379578090
Whenever i try to talk and be a part of the conversation i inevitably kill the momentum due to lacking any kind of knowledge of social cues or timing, not to mention my nervousness making me stutter and slur my words. It's why i've always had a "broken" mic in every guild i'm in.
Anonymity really has nothing to do with it. Like what, they're gonna find out who i am and tell my non-existing friends that i'm actually an awkward loser who can't interact with other people even when I don't have to worry about my appearance?

>anon join our voice chat
>join
>immediately hear a mechanical keyboard
>immediately hear a fan blowing into a mic
>leave

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>>379583352
>Hi there, I'm chad
>Bryan Bullock

>was mic shy for these past 10 years
>only ever used mic on vent/discord when my 3 friends were around
>friday the 13th comes out and i'm forced to use mic or die in game
>suddenly mic shyness is gone
>still have trouble talking in a discord of random /v/ goers though

at least thats over with

>>379572815
I don't have anything interesting to say

>>379579195
Denmark

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tfw europoorian
tfw no one ever uses mic anyway

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>>379581798

>>379573081
>tfw bounce when I step
help how do I not

>>379584445
I do it too and was heavily bullied as a kid for it. Skipping everywhere I go, especially if in good mood. I have to always consciously adjust my walking so I step heel first, and not toes.

>>379584428
the original virgin walk one had me a little self conscious for like a day even i lost my virginity at 14 but at this point these are getting funny, pls post more

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Found this on /tv/

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>>379584428
>vibrates constantly

>>379584428
>constantly vibrates

My sides.

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>>379584901
>ear piercing yelling

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>>379584901

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>Join ranked game
>"Everyone get in voice"
>"Get on voice now"
>Join voice
>Go the entire game without anyone speaking a single word

Why the fuck do people care so much about voice if no one is going to fucking talk?

>>379584901
I can't do this. I am reading this at work and can't even pretend not to laugh anymore while my colleague is facing me.

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>>379584309
I really wish I could get my Euro friends to use their mics, I just want to hear their accents.

>>379584812
Pretty good but they forgot one thing on the left side
>doesn't take his hoodie off even though it makes him extremely sweaty and hot to the point of exhaustion

>>379585289
>the wizard with the screen to the eyeballs
FUCKING KILL ME

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>>379585289
>always tired but never sleeps
I need help.

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>>379585430
Wish I had friends outside of my country to talk to. But I'm worried I won't understand what they say and will need to ask to repeat even though I think my english is ok for conversation.

>be british
>bunch of black guys think im french-canadian as my voice is so shit

REEEEEEEE

>>379573001
I want Kanna to nom on my dick

>>379578910
Welcome to the final stage, anon.

>>379585693
I work in hostel and I can assure you everyone from Europe not counting frenchies speak understandable English. It's the people outside of Europe you can't understand for shit

>people actually making images in satire to make fun of the user base on this board, or generalize and shame anyone you comes close to meeting the image, or you suspect they do
Reddit really fucked this board.

>>379577069
Vocaroo pls

>>379577274
People who learn English as a second language tend to write and speak better than my fellow countrymen, from my experience.

>>379586020
pretty sure quentin made the walk one and the rest are just memes

>>379583162
i thought so to but he isn't

>>379586204
Yeah and look at how many people think they're in good company now. Fuck this board.

>>379586020
>to make fun of the user base on this board, or generalize and shame anyone
It's originally one shitposter / baiter doing the first ones, other people finding it funny and creating various edits, including the Chad ones as a response. It's self-ironic and not some witch hunt aimed at shaming non-normies.

Getting offended by these is on the same level as getting offended by the countless console war Wojak edits.

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>"I need to start communicating"
>buy a mic
>record some vocaroos to see how it sounds
>remind myself what I sound like
>never use it

I've done this on 3 separate occasions

tfw you can relate to the virgin memes even though theyre exaggerated for comedic effect

>>379586020
The people who are being made fun of the most in these images are the "chads", the "virgins" are obviously self-inserts by the people who make the images. I can't speak for everyone but I find them humorous because the "virgin" side is usually frighteningly accurate, the "chad" side is just a ridiculous caricature of extroverts which is also funny. I think humor where people can make fun of themselves is great, making fun of people who are on the opposite side of a spectrum is pretty hilarious too. I'm not very good at trying to explain these things and I'm probably going too deep into this, whatever.

>>379572815
>Get on mic
>Wow Anon you sound like a narrator!
>Chuckle
>Wow Anon you sound like a spooky rapist!
>Hum a song
>Wow anon you sound like a bass guitar!
Never again.

>>379586020
it's specifically made to fuck with you holy shit get over yourself
trolling really is an dead art

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>mfw I have a good deep movie trailer voice but always too shy to bring it out in chat

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>>379586573
this shit is not okay
t. someone else

>>379579064
>would create more problems than it would solve.
this
i pretended to be mute for years and eventually i got into a relationship online i know i fell for a meme and he still thinks im a mute and has discussed learning sign language for when we eventually meet. im too far deep in to just admit that im not a mute

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>cute girly voice that makes people fawn over me and think i'm some sort of anime girl/16 year old girl
>am actually a 6'2'' ugly ass 20 year old male

>>379586750
You're the best kind of idiot.

>>379586020
>>379586384
>I'm so miserable I can't even laugh at myself anymore
I used to be virginwalk.jpg a decade ago and could still laugh at myself with other anons here.

I still find them funny, and I don't deny I used to be like that, but at the same time I'm not really laughing at myself anymore.

>>379586792
vocaroo pls
say hello where are the videogames

>>379586828
t-thanks

>super deep, monotone voice
>talk on voice
>everyone starts asking me what's wrong
no stop it I am happy that's just my voice leave me alone

>>379586573
I'm more offended by the fact that some of those posts are serious, and we'll only see more as that image spreads and anons see more anons shitting on other people, which will bring in actual normies who think they're in good company. This is how the board got this bad in the first place, it all starts with harmless satire and posting in good fun, then it devolves into actual shit flinging like what we have now, with every thread.

>husky mom voice
>play along
>be guild mom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcOxhH8N3Bo

>>379573081
MUH WHITE SUPERIORITY
MUH SUPERIORITY MUTHA FUKKA

>>379586920
>No proper punctuation or capitalization at the beggining of the sentence
Anon, is there something wrong? Are you giving up?

>>379586989
It's all a snowball effect.

>>379586868
I don't know about that.

>>379587014
>guild mom
I respect you.

>>379587014
You post a video like that and say you've got a similar voice, you need to follow up. There is a serious lack of vocaroo in this thread.

>>379586989
There's nothing you can do about it, it's all like >>379587075 said.
Just have some fun while you can?

>>379584901
I'm dying

>>379587061
reeeeeee

>>379584901
I never use urinals, I always take the handicap stall.

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>>379586920
Hey, are you me?

>>379572815
>have a really sarcastic voice apparantly
>people think Im being sarcastic all the time

pros:
some people think Im funny
cons:
people think Im a dick

>>379586989
And yet everyone here shits on each other in various threads based on their tastes, sexual preferences and whatnot.

Yeah, you're a loser if you identify with pic related. A lot of people here do or have done so at some point, me included. We share some degree of solidarity here but in the end we all hate each other. Suck a dick.

>>379587512
>we all hate each other
But I love you and every other anon here?

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>>379586020
(You)

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>>379587512
>>379587550
Yeah, I love everybody too. GROUP HUG!

>>379587706
Now these are starting to try a bit too hard. I mean the walk and sit and whatnot were pretty funny but come on.

How many ways can you even watch TV in? And implying normies aren't as ADHD as they get nowadays too with the BLING BLING FACEBOOK MESSAGE shit going on.

>>379587706
You're right, I should kill myself.

>>379586868
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OxfWvcprm7

Ok here you go.

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>Someone gets in VC
>They have a garbage voice and/or are annoying
>Too polite to tell them to shut up

>>379587706
>beverage

These don't even make sense anymore

>>379587872
naisu naisu

>>379587972
But as I said I'm ugly as hell.

>>379587872
oh my god

>>379587872
No offense, but you just sound like a tranny.

>>379588015
were all ugly here anon, but only some of us are 6'2" with a cute voice

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>>379582223
>"hey"
>not introducing yourself with some long winded youtube gamer introduction
Your own fault.

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>>379588236
I know, I've been told that so many times I lost count.
I'm not one but at this point I don't care anymore.

>>379588239
I'd rather be 5'5'' if I have to have this voice. At least then I could try to be a cute sissyboy or something.

I am 6'2'' in a country of manlets. When I pick up the phone people think I'm my mom. Then when they meet me in person they're weirded out by the sound of my voice, and I already make an effort IRL to not sound like a prepubescent child.

>>379587872
Tranny voice

>>379588265
HEY WHASSUP GUYS NIGGERFAGGOTCOCKMAN69 HERE WITH ANOTHER MULTIPLAAAYER GAMEPLAY OF [SHIT GAME YOU LIKE]

>>379574093
Jester you fucking idiot

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>>379573001
What else ya got?

>>379588265
>>379588363
WADDUP LADS ITS YA BOI DICKLORDGAMING COMIN ATCHA' WITH ANOTHER EPISODE MINECRAFT PVP

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>>379584812
Christ this shit is too funny. Did the chad versions come after ?

>>379573081
Are you guys so beta that you don't realize this is bait? These thing apply to so many people. That's the point

>>379588332
Try vocal training.
I've been singing in the car for the past year, and I have opened up my range tremendously. My voice is almost unrecognizable from when I started, but I still have a long way to go. Spending your entire life nearly mute really fucks with you when you start to care.

>>379572815
>wow anon you have a movie trailer narrator voice
>thanks?

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>>379588332
Get huge and don't speak.

>>379588501
please be real

>>379588684
Imagine the contrast of his voice and hugeness then.

>>379588573
It's actually a mix. Some of these are pretty common (seriously who likes to be behind someone who walks slightly slower ?), but things such as stiff arms or being afraid to take too much place are accurate.

>>379588748
it's a shop

>>379588762
That's why he gets huge, he makes it a part of his character and makes it a joke, then others will laugh it off.
It's all about having a sense of humor.

>>379588493
AAAAAAYYYYY MY GUYS MAXFUXSTIXGAMER HERE WITH SUMMORE GAY-Z PVP GAMEPLAY
NOW I'M GONNA TALK ABOUT MY PERSONAL LIFE WHICH NOBODY WHO'S WATCHING CARES ABOUT FOR 50 MINUTES

My driver told me I sound like I'm from "Australia or Britain or something", but I've lived in Florida all my life.

>>379588882
fook off ya cunt

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>>379588828

>>379588684
I'm already a pretty big guy. I got wide shoulders, nice strong legs from rowing and nice arms from rowing as well.
I should probably start working out harder and get huge. That would give me a bit of a confidence boost I guess.

>>379588762
At least if I'm big and strong nobody will have the balls to make fun of my voice.

>>379588882
Florida has it's own thing going on with the dialect and informal language.
t. floridian

>>379572815
I do with people I know, if I don't know you, you can fuck right off. Also I'm not a native english speaker so enjoy my mongrel accent i guess.

>>379588882
Yeah, that would make you hispanic, not european.

>>379572815
Because I sound like a nigger and have difficulties keeping a consistent voice tone so I come across as an autistic nigger.

>>379587872
did you play siege?

>>379576759
Don't forget about fucking barking dogs and traffic sound like he lives on the middle of the street

>>379589134
Nope, I've never played Siege.

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>>379589147
Or constant mopeds if they live in finland

>>379588957
>tfw anon will never dominate you with his strong arms and girly voice

aaaaaaaaaaa

>>379589169
did you hang out with people that played siege

>>379588957
>I'm already a pretty big guy.
for you

>>379589208
Like MTF Zarya or some shit.

>>379589129
I'm black and I don't use my mic either anon. Just tone down your autism. Ebonics give more flavor to what you say anyway.

>>379589236
Some of my friends do play Siege.
Are you thinking of anyone in particular?

>>379589287
I may or may not know you

>>379581798

Oh good there are more. I've only seen the walk variant.

>>379589342
Probably, I got tons of friends online.
They've been trying to get me to play Siege for a while too but I refuse.

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>>379572815

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>>379572815
And...

>>379572815
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AcSOPbpxYk

>>379572815
Because i've been pretending to be a girl since 2004. I haven't paid for a game in over twelve years.

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>>379589902
>i've been pretending to be a girl since 2004

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>>379589832

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>tfw nobody ever wants to voice chat with me

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>wow Anon you sound like a girl

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>tfw you don't want to use voice chat because you don't want to wake up your parents

>>379590092
>tfw you don't want to use voice chat because you don't want people to hear your parents

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>>379589832
Damn, anon.

>>379572815
my jaw is misaligned and speaking is physically difficult i want to die

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>>379584428
Take the wizard pill /v/

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>mute voice chat and text chat
>now you are free

>>379574385
>hair physics change after having sex
how would you know?

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I love voice chatting no matter the person. I'm confident about my voice and people seem to like it. Give it a try anon, you never know who you'll get to talk to or how much they might appreciate your effort!

>>379576825
You just have hair whorl, it's nothing special. Go to a barber who knows their shit and ask for a haircut that tries to mitigate it.

>>379574385
>how the fuck does hair overreacting to the wind have anything to do with being a virgin?

virgins tend to not care about their hair so it just flies around without any styling product to give it a shape

Nobody wants to listen to me play March of Cambreadth over the mic so why bother?

>>379591664
this was a nice post and all until I read filename

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>>379586920
>in csgo
>hear a guy like you talking on mic
>ask him if he ever has seen the cartoon Winnie the Pooh
>tell that mother fucker he sounds just like Eeyore

Everyone laughs and deep voice guy never talks again throughout the match