ITT: We make episode ideas for a TF2 TV series

>tf2 didnt get a series
>castlevania did


This timeline is fucked up

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>>379563187
>It's a blu team episode

>heavy gets a disease that makes him act friendly towards the other team, medic tries to heal him before he gets himself killed

Soldier meets a group of actual WWII veterans, that shit practically writes itself from there.

>>379563724
Oh way to make me feel old asshole

>Scout's follow-up date
>Administrator's inspection day (BLU)

>>379563483
valve time ruined it, it was supposed to be on adult swim

>somebody keeps stealing Heavy's sandvich from the fridge and he has to find out who's doing it

>a day at the races on mariokart
>spy cashes in on the trend of catfishing for free items
>treasure hunt on cp_steel with no one being able to figure out how to read the map

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>Smissmas secret Saxton, but everyone put it off until the last 28 minutes!

>spy disguises himself as an enemy engie but a homewrecker pyro constantly follows him around so he has to keep up the act

>Demo whips out his Big Black Cock
>everyone gets jealous
>engineer makes a dick size increaser
>turns their dicks into scaly dino dicks instead
the end

>>379565026
>scaly dino dicks
Like that episode of the Weird Al show??

>>379564594
I heard there was a lot of other factors that stopped it from being a thing, like the character voice actors being too sick to fully reprise their roles. At least we got those youtube videos to keep the dream alive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n049JQaXAPE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGwoMK18FNM

>somebody scratches the heavy's gun while he's away, entire team freaks out and self-destructs over how to fix it/who dunnit

>>379563187
Forgive the autism, I'm just throwing basic ideas, a tf2 tv show is an idea that pleases me a lot
>the mercs try to form up a music band
>Heavy gets blamed for eating everyone's stuff in the fridge, has to go noir detective and find the culprit
>BLU team gets a shipment of new, superior and dangerous weapons (could be the usual weapons everyone calls a buff for), RED tries to outsmart them.
>Eyelander shenanigans and loads of decapitation
>true support (medic or engie) gets replaced by another, incompetent and holier than thou mercenary, RED struggles to carry on while *medic or engie* is on vacation
>Merasmus shenanigans, soldier goes apeshit and the other mercs try to survive more than lethal roomate disputes.
> >It's another Scout tries to get knee deep in Pauling's gash
>A rip off of that episode where Father Ted has to kick Bishop Brennan up the arse, but it could be spy losing a bet against scout and has to kick the Administrator in the ass.
>sad trivial event occurs, musical comedy themed episode
>Pyro themed episode
>The mercs take a day off in Teufort, it's an absolute disaster and lots of people die brutally
>Something about soldier being covered in honey and/or naked wrestling again.
>Flashback episodes setting background for some of the mercs
>Food rations have been changed, mercs forced on an healthy diet, all go apeshit

I would fucking kill for a TF2 series

>>379567283
>buff
*nerf

So much potential, wasted.

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>9 RED mercs protect a small village from hundreds of BLU mercs à-la 7 Samurai

I know valve could make this basic filmmaking 101 story layout into something funny and worthwhile