I can not wait to play minecrap.

>>379531354
B R O W N
R
I
C
K
S

I don't know what is a meme and what is a barney trap anymore

>>379531354
Oh look, a free Ipad

>>379531354
walkin around at the speed of brown

>>379531905
Look at this brown that I just found

>>379532000
Brown away the anger

>>379531354

Mein Kraft

Quite poawssibly

>>379531354
B R O W N B R I C K S

IN MINECRAP

STOP MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

>>379535775
this

>>379534515
Do you ever get tired of doing that?

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OI HAVE A DISSOCIATIVE IDENTITY DISOWDAH IN MOI BRAIN THAT ALLOWS ME TO SAMEFAG 12 QUADRILLION TIMES PAH SECOND AND IT WONT WEELLY BE ME!! - Mike

http://archive.is/ZRttp
http://archive.is/WREqV
http://archive.is/y0UYB
http://archive.is/e16uH
http://archive.is/P8H1G
http://archive.is/U3h0N
http://archive.is/YCtUR
http://archive.is/FY3v0
http://archive.is/wJAdo

JOOLIAN

You can shut up now

>>379537534
MOY DEDUCTION SKILLS AS A DETECTIVE TELL ME HE HAS QUITE PWOSSIBLY

NEVAH HAD SEX

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This is the most chromatic hell I have ever been through

>>379531354
Wait what video was this again? I've seen it

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MEIN KAMPF

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Someone post Mike's comic strips bout that loco bandito or some shit

>>379531354
I just realized that inspector gadget is just one big fidget spinner.

I'm always on duty

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>>379531354
Imagine how surreal and depressing that video would be if Gadget wasn't there and it was just Mike raving to himself for several minutes

>>379538779
i do that in the car already if im alone
it helps me focus and rationalize the bullshit i go through each day

>>379534515
Derailing threads with ponycrap is the most fun you can possibly have

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQf8ahGC6GY

>>379538779
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6GkwWw9W6Y

>>379538779
Yeah.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6GkwWw9W6Y

>>379538779
badda bing
https://youtu.be/Q6GkwWw9W6Y
Don't judge me for the source.

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>>379539096
>>379539116
>>379539162

>>379539096
>>379539116
>>379539162
oh fug

fun fact mike "niggerkiller" matei took down the miney video soon after it was uploaded and my friend who was really into avgn shit managed to grab it, but his plugin fucked up the audio so he had to scour the internet for reuploads at the time and there werent any except for some spanish text commentary upload, he took the sound from that upload and video from his and combined it together into what is now the only source reupload everyone keeps reposting

I still can't comprehend this barneyfag shit.

>>379539307
untrue

>>379538779
It's almost like you already knew this video existed and were just baiting somebody to post it

>>379539401
Don't even bother with it.

>>379539096
>Mike freeze-framing while pretending to be shot because the creator couldn't erase the lasers out
Can't be that hard

>>379539162
Its like John from Garfield without Garfield

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Rfp_IyJQZU

>>379539401
To be honest don't even try. As soon as someone even MENTIONS MLP, he will come out of the woodwork. The only REAL way to make him stop posting and spamming is to stop feeding him (you)s

>>379539640
i wonder what yoshis brown bricks smell like haha just wondering hah

>>379539401
one autist get triggered by mlp since 2012

>>379540173
>>379539785
>>379539534
Why is he called barneyfag?

>>379537991
I LOVE BUILDING CAMPS WITH MEINY KAMPFA

>>379540395
I don't know what I expected.

>>379540221
Look him up on ED

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>>379539785
>implying ignoring him will make him go away
he's an autistic brony himself trying to crusade against the existence of global rule fifteen by his own admission, his autism will never be sated until horsefuckery is allowed outside of /mlp/, which is never gonna happen(thankfully). Unfortunately that also means we have to live with his faggotry

I watched the video and i dont get it

>>379535240
I'm convinced this is extremely unfunny on purpose as a pisstake

>>379541156
>he hasn't seen Elmo in Grouchland
Mike has the sense of humor of an edgy middleschooler.

>>379541156
Its about as funny as the rest of Mike's works.

>>379531354
Why does brown bricks trigger barneyfag now?

MONKEY SEE, MONKEY DO

mein shaft

brown spics in mein country

>>379541268
>>379541307
how old was he when he made the comics?

>>379541886
Something like 25-30, IIRC.

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>>379535240
The unholy union between man and bus!

>>379541886
I looked into it and according to some reddit post he was 24 and they were made in 2004.

What's this fresh new meme?

THAT'S MY ASS

holy shit you guys watching?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vepiQyus_A

>>379535240
Is finding the line about fucking the bus even slightly funny a sure fire diagnosis for autism? I'm worried

>>379542479
>fresh
More like resurrected.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vDUCI3Hf0A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwDa853Mq00

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they didn't even mention the embarrassing racist comics that mike's been trying to bury

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>>379544354
what an embarrassment to james and to the human race

>>379542217
does that mean mike is like 37 years old?

>>379544614
Yes. I think he is 36.

>>379544614
he was born in 83. do the math nigger.

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>>379544614

Tell Julian to stop critiquing games. He's awful at it
Dingdong has an opinion but Julian doesn't know what he's talking about. Chris needs to stop being a little bitch when he has to wait.
Other than that and Julian trying to be funny and not being himself, these guys are alright

>>379531354
What was the point of including inspector gadget in this video? Is that an ongoing character he does or something? It doesn't make sense to me. Inspector gadget has no relationship with minecraft

>>379545169
They used him one time for another video.

>>379545169
It's a running joke that began with him and James reviewing the DVD menu for the Mario Bros. Super Show, James doing a Inspector Gadget Cinemassacre tutorial, and then this, supposedly making fun of videos like the annoying orange in a similar way his Elmo review ''makes fun'' of internet critics ripping on bargain-bin movies for kids

Why do you retards still shitpost about a dumb video made 5 years ago? Mike has moved on. He has improved. He admitted that it wasn't a good video. But noooo you retards are still postiing.
Also he's not going to get into trouble. He's not going to jail. He's not going to get fired. James is Mike's puppet. He owns and rules cinemassacre. Mike has a legit huge penis and a pretty gf. None of you fat fucks can say the same.

post the racist comics. all of them. every last cringy panel

>>379545397
Hi Mike.

too lazy to turn it off until after e3, eat a pecker decker.

>>379545397
hi mike

>>379545397
Yeah there is no way Mike is going to get fired after all I do most of the job at the channel nowadays.

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>>379535240
Am I retarded because this is hilarious

>>379545397
t. elvis8atari

>>379544841
thats a namefag dumb newfag

>>379544354
The funniest thing about it was if he simply ignored or shrugged off all the negative feedback about MINECRAP, it would have all blown over.

But, no. He got buttblasted and tried to take down every possible reupload to little success, and it's blown up completely many years later.

Interestingly though the elmo video isn't as easy to find

>>379545667
its literally on the first page of google

>>379545635
What did he mean by this? It says tripfaggot right there

>>379545581
someone posted a few weeks ago defending mike's walkthroughs where he plays over recorded game footage, claiming that he was actually mike's editor, and then the comment quickly disappeared. hmmm....

>>379545601
It's a non-sequitur joke. Nothing in the comic was leading up to that punch line.

>>379545581
>>379545883
does mike hire a ghost editor? if so, what does that mean? how may people is this guy paying to take out his trash??

and did he pay a guy to use that dick pic?

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>>379545364
Mike has actually transcended irony

>>379545905
>>379545905
THAT'S NOT A FUCKING EXCUSE
NOTHING IN THAT COMIC LEAD TO ANYTHING OR MADE ANY SENSE

Why did he reference an incredibly obscure 70s actor?

Why did he have cocaine, was that actor known for his cocaine use?

Why is the comedian in the comic in general?

Why did the Mexican want to fuck a bus after he did cocaine

Why did the comedian fuck the bus before him

What does AIDs have to do with anything? Did the actor die of AIDs?

>>379546239
t. nigger with aids

>>379546239
Because niggers are poor and filthy.

>>379546462
OK, so was the actor known for having sex with black people?

>>379546506
No the joke is that niggers have aids

oh nilly.

>>379546154
Mike's sole utility to the channel is the fact that he puts together videos for James. I doubt he has an editor himself.

>>379546239
Charles Nelson Reily is an 80's comedian

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>>379545905
>>379546239
Honestly, these comics remind me a lot of Johnny Ryan's work. Wouldn't surprise me if Mike was heavily inspired by him.

>>379546797
But there is a point, a punch line and the panels lead into one another.

>>379546797
I don't think his comics were overtly racist though. They're clearly both intended for shock value, but at least Johnny Ryan's comics have some surrealism to them to bypass any missed humor. Even if you don't get the joke you can laugh at how absurd it is.

>>379545601
I would get checkd

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it's a shame that noone had the balls to publish Frito Bandito

His interview with the Donkey Kong nerd he posted today was decent though.

Mike can work when sober and not trying to be funny.

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RIPPING OFF OLD LADIES IS THE MOST FUN YOU CAN PAWSUBLY HAVE

I'm better than you are, so I should post the thread

>>379547508
Wasn't he a teen when he posted that?

>>379547838
24

>>379547423
Mike is such a fucking faggot.

>>379547693
>thecolobandito1994 aka Mike Matei
He was really proud of those horribly unfunny comics. I bet he would had never realized MINECRAP wasnt funny either if people didnt tell him.

Berating someone for some racist (so unfunny it might as well be ironic) comic they made 10 years ago is retarded

>>379548069
>so unfunny it might as well be ironic
But it wasnt. He really thought those were funny and worth being published. You cant just make something shit and after its done say "it came out shit so its ironic".

>>379548069
It's a bunch of butthurt redditors forcing this whole thing, what do you think? Yes, Mike is annoying, but this all stems from hurt feelings over getting banned from the reddit page

>>379548069
Digging up dirt is fun though.

I'm glad /v/ is over its ironically liking Mike phase. I got the feeling a lot of people were taking it seriously.

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Legitmate question because it eludes me to this day.
Where the fuck did he think any of the humor was coming from in that video. Where did he think there were laugh points.

Why is it Inspector Gadget? it's not even remotely an accurate impression. There's so much about it that's confusing and wrong that it boggles my mind how he ever actually pressed record before thinking about it.

>>379547693
>Find a better deal
>Goes for it

W.....what a monster....

>>379548307
They made a video showing the Mario cartoon DVD and that had Inspector Gadget talking on the menus for no real reason so he made the same joke.

>>379548307
I think the video is funny. It makes fun of minecraft perfectly while being a completely shitty impression of inspector gadget.
Honestly, it just feels like mike released his repressed rage against online communities in video form. I wonder if he's even cognizant of the fact that's what it is.

>>379548307
He has the same sense of humor as a 12 year old. Look at his elmo video.

>>379548469
I actually think the elmo video is way worse, I'm kind of surprised it's not the one that became a thing.

>>379544595
>posted his penis
no he fucking didn't

>>379548307
Watch The Sicksons and ask yourself the same thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Iuf41ROr8Q

>>379548678
Yes you did Mike, three fucking times

>>379548307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdU00m4MgU0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkQpXTlD37Q

>>379548590
Probably lack of meme value like BROWN BRICKS.

>>379547693
it was obvious from his request that he was in a hurry
>doesn't have to look the best
he was clearly looking for something premade or thrown together and not "an authentic costume including gauntlets, shoulder armor, ENT detailing" etc

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>>379549119

>>379548706
the sicksons was made by a group of teens, not a mid-thirties man. when you're in a group as teens literally anything can be funny to you.

AND the sicksons is on a completely different level than brown bricks; as stupid as it is there's still SOMETHING in it that could be interpreted as "funny".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDASSvsQsYM

>>379549119
>It's okay when James does it

Elmo in Grouchland review is the true Mateikino.

>>379548590
It kinda did though. Aside from the whole cheetahmen thing that's the only AVGN drama I even know about.

>>379549372
then why didnt he just buy a cheap one in the first place?

>>379549739
probably didn't know where to find one

>>379549119
I guess, atleast James's video makes fun of the main menu thing. Mike's was just weird.

>>379548307
Minecraft with Gadget is modernist comedy kino.

It'll only get truly appreciated for how funny it is in the future

I think the gadget video is legitimately good.

Everyone just bandwagoned on the hate.

>>379550275
>I think the gadget video is legitimately good.
How?

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JOOLIAN

>pic related is my catcha

>>379548069
It really seems its slowly moving away from laughing at mike to trying to go on a witch hunt. Why is reddit so obsess with witch hunts?

>>379550383
the way he says ''braaaaawwwn brix with mOYncrap'' kills me everytime

>>379549562
James' video is very obviously a parody of the Inspector Gadget DVD menu while BROWN BRICKS IN MOINCRAP just feels very off-putting

>>379549507
The Gex playthrough was such a disaster

They played all these graveyard levels for 30 million episodes

>>379550413
It's full witch hunt for a while now.

>>379550551
The "rub the mouse scroll penis" gets me everytime. James can nail the childish humor while Mike just feels tryhard.

>>379550383
it's an obvious parody of terrible avgn rip offs with their shitty gimmick characters

it's made more absurd by the fact that it's inspector gadget with a terrible impression instead of something original

the fact that most anons can't pick up that it's supposed to be tongue in cheek is surprisingly strange

>>379548069
>>379548201
>>379550413
>>379550565
>passing up on a perfect opportunity to get James to finally fire this unfunny faggot or at least off camera where he belongs.

>>379550764
The fact that its ironic or not doesn't make it suddenly good

>>379550863
You have to be 18+ to post here.

>>379550383
It's just funny because it's dumb.
It's Inspector Gadget getting upset at Minecraft.

>>379544874
>Julian trying so hard to be up to par with DD and Chris in term of jokes
>DD complaining about the comments while also taking the critiques to him at face value and being depressed about it
>Chris being bored
They're great when they're just all playing and having a good time, but you know the episode is going to shit when one of these kicks in.

>>379550764
It's definitely amusing but the video itself is pretty garbage

>>379550764
At the time when it came out I interpreted as an extension of the Inspector Gadget running gag except talking about Minecraft, which was a current thing at the time, I didn't think it was funny or cringy.

>>379551015
YOU CAN'T GRUNT ANY RANDOM WORD IN A ITALIAN ACCENT AND PUT ''INI'' IN THE END AND EXPECT IT TO BE FUNNY ALL THE TIME

>>379551015
You'd think DD would be less sensitive with the kinds of jokes they make

>>379535240
the drawings are kinda decent to be honest

>>379551180
hes a fucking whiny cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYM-TzUqN0Q

>>379551180
well he was the one complaining about the Courage rape joke, until Chris turned it around and made the joke better.

>I CONSENT. THE THINGS I DO FOR LOVE

I wonder what James thinks of Loco Bandito.

>>379549562
Because he is actually funny.

>>379551359
I think Bootsy and James knew about it since its creation.

>>379551296
>>379551180
The fact that he acts as a censorship or level-headed guy makes it even more funny desu.
>YOU CAN'T SAY THAT.

Why did he do it /v/? why did he have to have inspector gadget review minecraft?

>>379531354
How can one man be dumb enough to get caught shitposting on both 4chan AND reddit within 2 weeks of each other? Think about that. Also, known fact that whenever you see the phrase "witch hunt" in here, it's either Mike or someone from Screen Wave Media trying to put out the fire with their preplanned talking points

>>379548201
/tv/ dug up all the dirt, asshole

>>379551359
probably the same thing as with Wizard of Oz 3: Dorothy Goes to Hell, it was just edgy shitposting while in college.

He definately knew about it, after all that Kung Fu Bandito video was on Cinemassacre for a long time

>>379551717
I love how /tv/ also dug up all sorts of shit about RedLetterMedia but stopped short because they like them.

Also, up until Space Cop, there were daily threads shitting on the AVGN Movie and calling James a cuck, it took RLM to make an even shittier film than James to shut up both sides.

>>379551717
Hello r/cinemassacre. Having fun trying to ruin peoples lives just because you don't like them?

ITT: Jealous 2-inch Dicklets.
Pathetic, you're all just shoving dirt on Mike because you can't have a 10 inch dick yourselves and it shows.

>>379551931
>>379551943

t.elvis8atari

>>379551728
Dorthy Goes to Hell was amusing

>>379551943
I bet you had a 10 inch dick in you.

>>379551602
This, every good comedy group needs the straight man, and julian cant be that cause he's fucking gay.

>>379551717
/tv/, reddit... who can tell the difference?

GOBLINS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkQpXTlD37Q

>>379551943
Honesty the reason I Hate Mike is because he's a nerd, and I hate nerds more than I hate MAD agents!

>>379552046
ironically Chris is the most normal guy of the 3, he just makes funny voices

>>379552195
What an asshole

>>379551943
t. Mike "Brown bricks" Matei

>>379552195
WHAT AN ASSHOLE.

>>379552293
He's pretty much egoraptor before he when on The Tester

>>379551717
>if you aren't on le epic witch hunt campaign you're a shill

OR. You're simply not underage and ignore Mike's content if you can't stand it. I just watch James' videos. Even watch his metal playlist videos and I don't even listen to metal. Don't give a fuck about forced Mike drama.

>>379551989
Whatever helps you sleep at night knowing you are doing something terrible.

>>379552419
t. thelocobandito1994

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who /roughpatch/ here

>>379552490
>1994
>LocoBandito is older than most of /v/ and the people butthurt about Mike

Damn.....

>>379552376
speaking of Egoraptor, if he can't lay off that fucking cackle he developed during Danny grumps even while playing with Chris who is pretty much a natural then I seriously don't want to hear him again

>>379552513
Dsp i guess

>>379552490
>t.false dilemma fallacy

>>379552586
>>379552662
t. Mike "stacking brown bodies in mein kampf" Matei

thoughts on james' alternative tracklist order for metallica's "hardwired" album? i thought it was nuanced and a big improvement

>>379552806
I don't care I just enjoy hearing him speak about the stuff he likes. There's this childlike joy in his voice you see.

>>379552379
"You should be supporting Mike during this rough patch. Also, check out the new Playlist Junkie video, the new and exciting series from cinemassacre!" - elvis8atari

How much are they paying you lowlife shills?

>>379552775
>>379553292
>t.BTFO reddit mod

>>379553394
I get those guys. Imagine being a mod on reddit aka your biggest achievement and then suddenly lose it to a literal 10 inch dick.

>>379553394
>implying a reddit mod would come here
c'mon son, you're just embarrasing yourself now. Look up the streisand effect, you could learn a thing or two.

>>379552608
I miss Jon. where did he go to

What I want to know is why the Gadget drawing is replaced with a different, shittier version at one point in the video.

Ryan if you're in here, just letting you know I'm off to the movies. Can't wait to smoke that bowl next week. Fucking party, man!

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>>379553745
don't know about Ryan but Julian is a confirmed lurker

>>379531354
Funny for all the wrong reasons

>>379553574
I wasn't aware that typing 4chan.org/v/ is literally impossible if you mod on reddit. Have fun with your witch hunt.

>>379553614
Jew york where he essentially became a Nazi

>>379553951
>making fun of Mike's dumb comics and brown bricks is a witch hunt
t. Mike Magay

>>379551256
Dingle Dongle is cute when he's angry.

>>379531354
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>>379554623
>trying to get James to fire Mike isn't a witch hunt

>>379554841
Dingus Dongus is more precious when he's gleefully happy and innocent

It feels like I'm on Kiwi Farms rn
Matei has always been a fucking lolcow

>>379555063
he deserves it for firing bootsy

>>379555453
Bootsy should make his own show, I'm sure /v/ would flock to it

>>379555686
he said he would make more bootsy beats but never did. lazy cunt.

>>379555453
He throw the guy out since he was liked more than he by the fanbase if I understood corectly. He would also fire James since he is waaaaay more liked by everyone, but he knows that without him in 1 week he will be at a homeless shelter. The faggot has an open relationship also from what I've understood, get off to being cucked (who would have expected) and made bot accounts to praise Ryan in the comment sections. Sad.

Loco Bandito animated series when

Today I learned having a 10 inch penis actually isn't the solution to all your problems because reddit will go out of its way to destroy your life due to jealousy

Huh. Life is more complicated and intricate than I realized

>>379531747
what the fuck is that about? I've seen it, but I can never know the context or what it accomplishes.

>>379556127
>The faggot has an open relationship also from what I've understood, get off to being cucked (who would have expected) and made bot accounts to praise Ryan in the comment sections.
source to these claims?

>>379556671
He's actually more like 9 inches. But regardless it's still huge

>>379556750
Random threads on /v/. Until seeing threads here about him, I thought he was one of the coolest and comfy guys to be around. If it's true or not, hell knows, but there were links floating around here though I have never bothered to save any of them, not that important.

>>379556919
I always found him annoying and wished James would get rid of him. Pretty funny seeing him crash and burn now.

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>>379531354

>>379556127
Was the screenwave mole right when he said that Mike fired Kyle too? No one ever talks about it, but I haven't seen the guitar guy all year and James stopped using his version of the theme song

I know mike personally (well I'm sort of friends friend with him) and sometimes the things he does or says is really odd. One night when me and my friend were hanging with him and his girl he kept making weird jokes about having a gangbang. It was funny the first time but it kept coming up throughout the night repeatedly.

>>379557640
I never thought about that and did not see anything around. But it is possible. After all remember that Kyle was in a couple of AVGN episodes that got received very well. I wonder if when Kyle stopped appearing Ryan started to move little by little into the spotlight. If this would be the case, then we all know what happened.

fuck off

>>379555453
>mfw mike is such a beta faggot that a guy like ryan bulls for him

>>379539401
I still can't comprehend what's the most fun you could possibly have with miney crafta

Watch Mike's livestream of Frogger he's a fucking pleb shitter

>>379548450
The video is a critique to Minecraft haters.
Mike represents the voice of reason, talking in a calm voice and being comprehensive, Gadget represents the arrogant and annoying hater.

DO YOU HAVE THE AUDIOBOOK OF MEIN KAMPF

>>379560373
WHAT KIND OF NIGHTMARES DO YOU HAVE, MIKE.

>>379557724
There were tons of rumors going around MagFest a few years ago after Mike got really drunk. Let's just say that, um.....

>>379560867
whipped his dick out and was showing it off. You know what, if my dick was that big I probably would too. I'm not gonna lie

>>379557839
Kyle doesn't know jackshit about video games. I would guess that's why he isn't used much

>>379561050
Who cares, he was part of the team. He did the main theme, he was part of a couple of episodes that were well received and since now James started doing music-related videos, he could be the perfect co-host. He is not used at all, like he vanished. I liked the guy desu.

>>379535240
Is this a Ben Garrison type situation or is this a real Mike Matei comic

>>379561770
It's Mike trying to be like Johnny Ryan

>>379561876
I have since looked it up and can confirm it's real but he already had it taken down from the Wayback Machine somehow

>>379562314
holy fuck you're right. how does mike always get his way?
https://web.archive.org/web/*/http://www.thelocobandito.com:80/8404.html

What do you guys think of James new Playlist Junkie show?

>>379562578
shit sucks. i just watch it for james though.

>>379562635
Would it even be better if he had other tastes in music?

>>379562713
No. Who cares about playlists or fan made track lists? It's a retarded idea for a show.

>>379562512
Maybe he has a really good lawyer?

>>379537785
One of the few insults that doesn't work against that massive autist.
Somehow, despite what a weird fucking guy he is, his massive dick manages to still find its way to cuties 24/7.

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>>379562963
>mfw we're potentially making mike spend money because of his stupid mistakes

>>379562851
The views seem to reflect that.

>>379548069
>Duuuude it's ironic
That wouldn't make it funny, would you also eat shit ironically
>Duude digging up public comics and shitting on them is wrong
It's funny because they kicked off Bootsy for supporting Trump when Mike has comics about filthy niggers with aids, spics, and chinks

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>>379563045
>less than half the views mike and ryan get
JUST

>>379563025
I think the only reason he gets laid is because his penis is huge. It has to be. Because he can be pretty obnoxious half the time

How did Mike even think up the term Miney Crafta

>>379563112
This. I don't care that he said nigger or made edgy comics. It's the fact he acts like he is above it when he isn't. Booting bootsy for such a reason is ludicrous. Typical liberal though to say one thing and believe another.

>>379560980
Well, that would be pretty gay, so I guess it's a close guess

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>>379563112
>>379563535
>tfw Bootsy also worked on the loco bandito

>>379562963
How can a lawyer erase something from history? Holy fuck, Mike still doesn't understand the Streisand effect! Now everyone is gonna want to see these comics

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>>379563138

>>379549119
>"older release by DIC"
>"it's sucks"

>>379563932
Have you watched playlist junkie?

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>>379531354
BROWN BRICKS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-ynV9gYv7o

>>379549562
When did anyone say it was okay Mr. Elvis8Atari? That one isn't as bad but has its moments
>Move the glow around my asshole

>>379563914
That's the worst views I've ever seen a cinemassacre video get, and it's a brand new show. Time to call it quits

Why was Inspector Gadget a thing, even? His show is really fucking boring and gay

>>379563138
Id rather watch ANY video with James than see that lard ass nose talking faggot and Mike in a video.

>>379564183
Pretty bad when Mike's videos are getting seven times more views than James

>>379564268
Ryan talks out his nose?

>>379535240
Jesus Mike what the hell

>>379564394
>>379546797

>>379564378
How long until Mike completely subverts the channel to his own, becomes the AVGN and has James do editing

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>>379564378
Fuck Mike Matei. Fuck his shitty art and his god damn dick posting autism.

>>379564293
Doesn't Mike run the YouTube channel? They haven't even promoted Playlist Junkie or even tried to get more views. It's just kinda buried in there. Maybe on purpose because it sucks?

>>379564113
GRAY DOT

Size doesn't matters

Mike's dick is bigger than mine. I've got 7.5"
What you guys have?

>>379564113
Is Oney part of how this whole thing blew up? I remember hearing that Mike Matei sent him a C&D or some shit after they made some brown bricks jokes in an Inspector Gadget video several months ago or w/e, which caused some of the Siivagunner people to temporarily adopt it, and both of those things caused it to spread out and get more attention again, which somehow (?) led to Mike posting his dick, which led to people finding Loco Bandito, etc. Am I getting this right?

>>379564652
Lots of speculation. Who knows

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>Mike posted his cock 3 times. All were the same pic
Is this dick meme a joke

>>379564749
The was another picture I saw at one point. Its a big weiner.

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>>379564749
>then banning anyone who mentions the fact that perspective is off to make his dick look bigger

>>379539401
He replies to a post in any given thread providing a normal response plus a cropped reaction image that may have a pone or humanised character. A minute later he will announce his battle cry and link to the full original pic on derpybooru in some halfhearted attempt to prove he has encyclopedic knowledge of every pony related piece of art in existence. Were not fooled.

>>379564652
oneyplays said brown bricks in a fuck ton of episodes starting in 2016. they're partly responsible of the resurgence of the meme. Mike posted his dick first in 2015. People found loco bandito because mike used the name 'elvis8atari' to defend himself on reddit which people googled and found lots of dirt on him.

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If Inspector Gadget is better than Mike, thus his reason for doing the review, then how big is Inspector Gadget's dick?

>>379564447
What's your fucking point? Tryhard edgy humor isn't funny just because some other dude did it in the past. Mike's shit is akin to that kid who found /b/ at the start of high school and tried to parrot the culture to everyone unironically 24/7.

>>379564832
I'm not sure about that. His balls and cockhead are on the table. And so is the ruler.
The first inch is cut off though. I'd say he's 9"

Why do guys always add an inch

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>>379564749
Why did he do this? Why can't Hames keep him under control?

>>379564862
As big as he needs it to be.

>>379564825
The one with a magnum condom?

I don't think it's the same penis

>>379564652
oh and the inspector gadget video surprisingly didnt have any BROWN BRICKS references. also i refuse to believe that mike is so petty he sent oney a c&d.

>>379564905
Hames needs hair

>>379564749
He claimed he was drunk when he did it all three times. Two of them were in the early afternoon. Yeah he's a pervert with a drinking problem. He's be jerkin off in theaters during Disney movies if it wasn't for James and his success

>>379564932
There isn't much reason to believe he's not that petty though.

>>379564652
Yes. It was dead for like 4 years until they made jokes about it.

>>379564862
There's a good chance his dick is just an extendable hand with a boxing glove on it

>>379565000
yeah but goddamn thats just too far. threatening some small youtube channel because they made a reference? also checked.

>>379564932
>i refuse to believe that mike is so petty

Look to the video and his humor.
>I'm better than you are.
He has the mind of a child.

>>379562314
Should have sent this shit to Kotaku and Polygon and whatever other SJW outrage rag long ago

Fuck Mike he deserves to burn

>>379565180
He may be a piece of shit, but to involve those degenerates is going too far. Kotaku and Polygon members must boil alive, Mike is just an asshole.

I think we should convince James to stop Playlist Jukie

>>379565296
Fuck off, Mike.

>>379565360
dude it fucking sucks.
>wanting james to waste his talent on shitty track lists

>>379565296
Watched one video
>Here's a playlist for a virtual battle of the bands
Wow

>>379565157
he was petty enough to ban anyone on reddit who mentioned brown bricks, elmo, bootsy, his drunk stream, and him exposing his penis using the cinemassacre accounts. and then he banned all of the mods at once so he could have total control. and then he made an "apology" which blamed the fans. and then he created a sock puppet account to try and build sympathy for himself, but got caught. and then he paid to get his racist comics scrubbed from the internet. he was also caught playing over recorded game footage to make himself look better and he was caught shitposting on here like 3 or 4 times

nah, not a petty guy

>>379565407
He has no more talent he's a dried up fucking husk and is a dinosaur for what YT has become

Fuck Cinemassacre Mike killed it

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>Cinemassacre's YT shifts focus from more than just games to weekly movie reviews and music
>Mike goes full on turbo autistic shortly thereafter

What a totally odd coincidence. It's almost like Mike realizes all he brings to the channel is playing shit NES games like a thousand other YT channels, his terrible art and his fucking dog shit personality so he's in panic mode trying to grasp at something to keep him relevant.

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>>379549119
I love watching pure autism. idk why.

>>379565491
i mean yeah he's petty but i didnt think he would be THAT petty.

>>379565606
she's not a tranny

t. guy who faps to trannies and traps a lot

>>379565529
That makes me wonder if Mike is trying his best to bury Playlist Junkie on YouTube so that it looks like his own videos are more popular. I wouldn't doubt it after everything I learned about him in the last week. Crazy motherfucker would do anything for an upper edge on James. Playlist Junkie sucks, don't get me wrong, but that's an abnormally low number of views. Fans will watch anything James is in, I thought, no matter what

>>379565857
The first episode got ~165k views. I think people just aren't interested in james naming off songs.

>>379565857
Mike's live stream archives get more views

James is a used up hack who is out of ideas, accept that Mike is the future of Cinemassacre.

>>379565976
His old streams actually do get more views. Maybe James doesnt realize not many people care about old hard rock

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>>379565810

>>379565529
>reddit conspiracies
In this thread? What a surprise!

>>379566092
>Maybe James doesnt realize not many people care about old hard rock
I think it's just something he's wanted to do for a long time and he doesn't really give a shit about audience reception. Just that he wants to give it one good solid effort and then if there's any demand make more. Doing shit JUST for views is how you get Lets play garbage.

>>379566213
Hopefully Mike and Ryan fire him for dicking around and wasting time and money putting out shit content

>>379566172
That's not a conspiracy theory.
It's just a theory.
Like it's based on observations but it's purely circumstantial evidence so no distinct conclusion can be made. If the amount of variables can be narrowed down it'd be more conclusive.

>>379565491
Who cares about any of those things? Nothing's gonna happen and you fat ass faggot redditors will continue to circle jerk about it. You're pathetic.

>>379566374
so much reddit here

>>379565976
It's a channel built on video games and movies. If it's neither of those things, no one cares. As for Mike...... there is no future of Cinemassacre. Who's gonna play over recorded game footage when he goes to rehab?

Mike Matato

>>379566318
It's the same pseudo intellectual trash that you are your plebbit ilk love to come up with, how desperate do you have to be to larp about knowing some kind of secret information?

>>379566374
Hi elvis8atari, you forgot to mention witch hunts and how you're going through a rough patch, and how your racist comics are actually great because they're ironic

Why isn't he into porn?

>>379566591
He could have a good career in porn

>>379565857
I doubt that, his recent videos have a good amount of views. A series on music isn't bad but making one on playlists is pretty lame. If he talked about a bands history, their impact, discography, and reviewed them thatd be more interesting

>>379566581
I'm not defending him idiot. I'm just pointing out that caring about those things is incredibly reddit. God forbid you ever come up with your own opinion. Go back to your hive mind.

reminder that Mike's dick isn't actually 10 inches, he's holding his dick closer to the camera then the measuring tape

M O N K E Y

S E E

M O N K E Y

D O

>>379566683
To me it looks like his dickhead is on the table

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>>379565857
There is a reason he's referred to as Motherfucker Mike. Motherfucker doesn't fuck around. Honestly I worry for James' safety if Mike starts seeing him as a serious threat.

>>379566740
so is his ballsack

>>379566374
You don't care that your hero Mike shitposts in here on a daily basis? Or that he's singlehandedly ruining the channel that we all love? Keep banging your head against the wall fucktard

>>379566771
>more reddit larping
They're friends. Nothing like that will ever happen.

Mike controls Cinemassacre with an iron but fair fist.

>>379566802
I still enjoy the channel. Nothing has changed apart from bootsy who was Ryan-tier anyway. You just want some drama to bitch about.

>>379566825
>They're friends.

Sociopaths like Mike aren't capable of friendship.

>>379566683
reminder that mike posted another dick pic and it was a totally different dick

>>379566936
Bootsy was okay. He had a pretty dull personality though. I just want James

>>379566652
>Cinemassivecock.com

>>379566939
>larping
>armchair psychology
You have to go back.

>>379567075
>MotherFuckerMikeMonsterCock.com

What happened to Bootsy?

>>379566898
Fair, he says. Hilarious

>>379566936
Comparing Bootsy to Ryan. You really are a fucktard. Is that what all their fans are like these days? Glad I unsubbed a few months ago. I'm embarrassed I ever liked them

>>379567078
Show some proof that Mike isn't a sociopath

>>379567121
>complaining about content from a channel you don't even watch
How mundane is your life that you leech onto any bit of internet drama. I'm legit embarrassed for you.

>>379567214
That's not how burden of proof works kid. Moron.

>>379567108
Didn't he die under suspicious circumstances right after a heated argument with Mike?

>>379567414
How big are Magnum XL's ?

>>379567436
He choked him with his cock and gave him filthy nigger AIDs

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>>379567458
google is your friend

>>379567458
idk
https://www.condom-sizes.org/condom-brands/trojan-magnum-condoms

>>379567640
So about 8 or 8.5 inches

>>379567640
8.2 inches in length?
>tfw i'd have to buy magnums if i needed condoms

>>379567285
There is more proof that he's a sociopath than there is of him being healthy is what I'm sayin. A whole lotta things in fact. I don't think he's schizophrenic like others suspect, but I'd definitely say he's bipolar

>>379567742
A lot of people are bipolar.

>>379567797
Stop memeing this "everyone has a mental disease and it is normal" BS.

>>379567742
>Armchair psychology
I bet you're one of those retards who self diagnoses and claims to have OCD and talk about it like it's some kind of super power. Time to grow up.

>>379567797
Sure, but not a lot of people are bipolar sociopaths. Deadly combination, especially with his insane insecurity and narcissism

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>>379567414
Why do Mike complain when people talk about his penis?

Is he on the spectrum?

>>379567985
>Armchair psychology
I bet you're one of those retards who self diagnoses and claims to have OCD and talk about it like it's some kind of super power. Time to grow up.

>>379567985
James is on the spectrum. Good chance Mike is too

>>379567950
Nope. I'm just able to spot out nut cases like Mike. It's not hard unless you're a fucking idiot like yourself