This is Bayonetta, the sexiest vidya girl

When will this autistic thread format die

>>379518472
she's not white

choose one:
>A - bayonetta is your mother
>B - bayonetta is your girlfriend
>C - bayonetta is both your mother and your girlfriend
>D - you become one of bayonetta's shoes

Bayonetta is a pretty cool guy eh gets naked in combat and doesnt afraid of anyone

Something nice? No.
She was obviously created by a misogynist to appeal to the male fantasy. Thank goodness there won't be anymore of her sexist games.

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>>379518653
Does C mean she will also give me momtalk sex?

>>379519867
no but she will give you a nursing handjob

>>379518472
I love Bayo, her games and her character in smash
but damn, i've never been able to pop a boner to her, being so oversexualized doesnt do it to me

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>>379518653
Who gets to be the other shoe

>>379518472
Her proportions are ugly as fuck.

>>379520427
Me nigga.

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That's not Isabelle

>>379520590

Women don't have any body part called a "proportion" anon

>>379518653
Don't make a question I don't want to give an answer to!

>>379518741
here's your (You)

>>379520878
k-kawaii...

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>>379518653

>E - you are bayonetta

>>379518472
not real, next

>>379520884
She's too tall and her legs are too long.

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>>379518472
This is Dante, the sexiest video game guy

>>379522245
that is not an option as if it were everyone would obviously pick it.

>>379518472
Does she give good blowjobs?

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I think Jeanne is prettier.
Short hair Jeanne.

>>379518472
Not with those glasses she aint.

>>379520424
This. i don't find Bayo attractive enough to give me a boner like all waifufags seem to have for her.

>>379522538
man i wish that was me the pizza that is

>>379518653
E - Bayonetta jerks you off with her hair

>>379518653
... C

>glasses

No thanks.

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>>379518472
superior version

>>379523501
are you gay?

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>>379523501
>>379523110

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>>379518741
>implying they're either gay or a feminazi
You picked the wrong site, fool.

>>379523449
sorry the only options are A, B, C, and D.

>>379523449
>>379523814
True option E- Bayonetta uses her hair to bondage you and then fuck you in the ass, gently, softly, for hours.

>>379524083
How many hours, exactly?

>>379524083
there is no option E

>>379522372
Found the manlet.

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>>379523449
Fuck yeah, dude.

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>>379518472
Is there a better song in Bayonetta 1 or 2 than Moon River?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXhhdNL05sY

>>379520424

I think it's right before the point where you think it's too much, for me at least. I like her for her attitude and stuff just like I like Dante. Except this is a female Dante that I want to fuck hard.

>>379522940
So is the umbran clock tower in switzerland while vigrid is in italy on the coast toward spain?

>>379518653
CD

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>>379518472

>Play it a few days ago
>Game is just kinda comfy as fuck and I actually read the lore bits
>Finished it in not even 10 hours
>Still legit miss the game and Bayo already
>I even watched the anime even though it's just a retelling of 1 with some changes
>2 is Nintendo exclusive

Fuck it all
I'll actually buy it during Steam sale so at least I can platinum everything on a legit version

>>379524428
A minimum of half an hour, a maximum of three in one session. Can be summoned once a day.

>>379522372
Why are manlets still allowed to post on 4chan? When will they learn?

>>379525414
Just get Cemu and a Bayonetta 2 ISO, I was able to finish it from start to finish without any blocking bugs. There were some graphical glitches but it was still very playable.

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what did he mean

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>>379518472
I found her hot from the start but I only got a boner from the point where little-her kept calling her mummy.

>>379518653
C

>>379525798

Does it really work? I looked up recent videos of it lately and the sound was basically just ear-raping morse code.

>>379524617
Tomorrow is mine.

>>379525073
you can only pick one

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>>379523678
>Liking grandma glasses

Do you want some of my mayo bayo

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>>379524617
Yes you basic bitch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Qtr-IlViQ8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBhUwLxlKLU

>>379523551
with those monstrous man shoulders ?

>>379526072

Yeah I liked that too. I can see how many people are annoyed by the constant mummy-ing but imagining Bayo as MILF just made the whole thing kinda hot.

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>>379526210
yea it works fine at 60 FPS but you have to turn off the music to prevent the ear rape

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>>379527270
>you have to turn off the music

>>379528104
I just put the OST playlist on youtube, it's that or pay 300$ just to play one game.

>>379527270

Nice, I will try that out.

>>379528104

There is always youtube to let the music run in the background if it helps.

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>>379520424
>>379523307
I think I found her sexy before I actually played the game
during and afterwards I just appreciated the artistry that went into her design and facial aesthetics, and became infatuated with her personality and voice acting to waifu-levels

>>379526804
>>379524617
Battle for the Umbra Throne is my fuckin' jam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=US4-kRbtHHk

>>379525414
>tfw literally the same and have been thinking exactly this for the last few days to the part of sadness
I think it's legit the most fun and actual joy I've had in a video game for years
>ywn live in a world with magic and bayonetta
except I played it on my Wii U which I am now so glad I bought despite it and Bayonetta 2 being the only game I've bought for it

>>379528518
>>379528104
Consider getting a preowned or refurbished one? I mean if you're only intending to play the one game properly it doesn't matter if the console isn't new, coming to think of it you could just sell it back again when you're done or borrow it from a friend?

>>379527270
It got fixed over a month ago.

>>379518653
Admit it, the only true answer is C.

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>>379518653
C
there needs to be a VN of this scenario NOW

Is the sexiest girl behind her?

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>>379524586
my nigga

>>379525414
>anime
Had no idea that existed