describe Samus's bikini in an accurate and vivid manner

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She would look a lot better pregnant haha

>>379516314
it make penis becom larg

>R E M O D E L I N G

>>379516546
wat?

masturbate after you come here to shitpost fucking virgin,nintendo just needs to make samus more slutty to bring metroid back from the death

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I'm actually glad Metroid is dead especially with the waifufagottry fad infesting the market. Non-autistic people who genuinely enjoy metroid for what it is can look back at this great franchise with gems that will never be matched

>>379516959
Metroid prime is my favorite game. Ever. I consider the zero suit to be an added bonus of liking the series. No need to put your little dick in a cage over it you chastised faggot

I want to impregnate Samus

>>379516314
too hot for this world so they had to materialize her into the 2d realm to make it feasible

>>379516314
Functional.

I want to give samus a miscarriage!

>>379516374
I think she'd look better fat, to be honest.

>>379516704
>He doesn't know.

>>379516314
Metroid is a dungeoncrawler in space
female dungeon adventurers wear bikinis
so Samus must wear a bikini
it's thematically appropriate

>>379519807
Hi George Lucas!

>>379519807
absolutely
>>379521065
wat?

>>379517121
>not being a waifutard means you're a self repressing numale

lol I'd tell you to leave your house but I'd rather recommend you kill yourself

>>379516314
muh dick

>>379521065
that was a rap, not a poem

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>>379516704

what

>>379521237
I believe anon meant that you reminded him of how Lucas made Carrie Fisher not wear underwear under her clothes because "there's no underwear in space"