Would you work at Super Nintendo World for 9 coins an hour?

>>379513835
Hell no.

>>379513835
Make it 10

how much is a coin worth?

>>379515019
1.3 Rupees

>>379515019
5 red coins

>>379515019
$2,747.45
http://www.coindesk.com/price/

>>379515071
how much is a rupee worth?

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>mfw free employee lunch

>>379515119
Then I would definitely work at Super Nintendo World

It's a worthless currency only useful for buying mega mushrooms and toad on koopa porn.

>>379513835
>you can get the equivalent of one life per 100 coins
>1 life is around $9.1M, so a coin would be 91k
>819k per hour
hell yes I would

>>379515213
>Touching DK's stash
I've played pretty much every DK game there is, and anyone who does that, they don't live.

>>379515146
10 pesos

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>>379513835
Depends, will there be turtle rapists?

>>379513835
>Literally a new life after 9.1 hours.
>Continue working for immortality.

heck ya.

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>>379515517

>>379515119
>That feel when back in (i think) 2005-ish I tried "this bitcoin mining thing" But couldn't figure it out because there were like a dozen programs and two dozen wallets and you needed one for the other and you needed to compile shit and I had this shitty compaq PC and didn't know anything about that.

Is it bad that I am really excited for this? Is anyone else here going to try to be there launch week?

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>Mushroom Kingdom coins

>>379520658
A
FUCKING
BEAN

>>379517489
I really can't believe it. My sister is making money with bitcoins and here I am still stuck in the past thinking it's a worthless coin.

Only if I got to work at the actual Mona Pizza and could lead people in song every hour.

What's your dream attraction, /v/?

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>>379520658
>Beanbean currency

>>379521136
An F-Zero roller-coaster. Preferably Big Blue and including the OST.

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>>379521136
One of those simulation rides where you're flying alongside Pit with Palutena speaking to both of you would be awesome

>>379521060
>johnny rockets style mona pizza
FUND IT

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>>379520658
99,999,999,999,999,999+ coins= 1 bean


Oh my goodness

>>379521136
"Nintendogirls sex party VR"

Failing that a Big Blue rollercoaster

>>379521662
I would like more physical rides in universal but I would ride this.

>>379516781
Using this method of conversion, you'd get paid $6.43 per hour
That's below US minimum wage
Hell nah

>>379521427
>>379521784
The Mushroom Kingdom was Zimbabwe all along

>>379521136
rosalina ride

>>379521636
f zero I think would make a good go kart ride or something like cars speedway in Disneyland adventure but not a rollercoaster

>>379522019
How about an Imp Midna ride?
She rides you

>>379521136
Ashley mating press ride

>>379513835
I'd love to work at a theme park if I lived near one.

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>>379521136
Metroid dark ride where you and other "federation troopers" ride in a federation escort vehicle while Samus guides you through sr388

Same tech that other Universal rides use, (transformers/Harry potter is a perfect example), but the ride should be much slower. Almost make it a horror attraction with super dim lights and space pirates jumping out at you.

End the ride with a sudden burst of speed where you get chased by a queen Metroid. In my dream ride you would be able to turn around in your seat and see Samus hanging off the back shooting at the queen as it chases you.

Lots of emphesis should be put on the atmosphere and immersion

>>379513835
Pfft, try 20 and benefits.

>>379515119
is it worth trying to hop onto this meme for free money or is it too late

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>>379521136
Ashley's Haunted Mansion, where Ashley and Red pop up and jumpscare you throughout the walk.

That or WarioWare Inc. where an animatronic Wario tells you how rich he is and how much of a little poor shit you are.

>>379521136
Wario Ware