IM ONLY HUMAN

>>379512183
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPOlAPsazHs

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>>379512183
I MAKE MISTAKES

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>>379512183
i feel like they tried to copy rise of the tomb raider with lara's facial animations and failed spectacularly

>>379512183
I literally went "Awwww"

>>379512183
i miss andromeda hate threads
anyone have the breast expansion morphs of the white haired side cut lady? i think there were some of sarah ryder as well

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I love Sara Ryder!!!

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But I'm also chicken and waffles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLJ48xtD1gs

>>379513019
According to a Kotaku article it was a bioware shit show during development with a small animation team due to high turnover.

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>>379513236
>Tfw Andromeda's score kept dropping and all the Biodrones tried to run damage control
They were so fucking excited when it hovered around 75 for a couple hours Kek. Then it crashed down into yellow.

>>379513425
IT'S LIKE A LEG IN ONE HAND

>>379513656
AND A BRERB IN THE OTHER

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KWkao73HuU

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>Mfw Mass Effect is finally dead

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Post cute girls stuck in a shitty game

>>379513604
Daw, the mobile game wasnt that bad :(

>>379513604
ME2 and 3 do not deserve scores like that.
Early 2010s were hell.

>That article that got released.
Literally five years of development hell.

>>379513849
thanks doc

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>>379513849
*reprimands you*

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>>379513849
Turian waifu deserved better.

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>they turned Jaal, a canon womanizer that always went on about how hot asari were, and flirted with your female crew members, and turned him gay just to appease the 1% of players wanting to have gay sex with him.

I defended Andromeda for a while

but that was the last fucking straw

>>379513923

Yes they deserve it.

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Still haven't finished it desu.

Why is this game so horrible? Like some kind of terrifying nightmare?

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>>379513923
Every place but /v/ considers ME2 the best game of the series. Even fucking Metacritics backs this up since critics and fans agree with their scores.
If any game is overrated in the series, it's ME1. Outside of setting, music and a new universe (first game) it literally does nothing well. Great concept, poor execution. Yet fags here like to give it a pass for some reason.

>>379514186
They actually turned him bi? God I fucking hate Bioware.

One thing is to write a bi character, another thing entirely is to change his sexuality just because some tumblr hambeasts were angry.

>>379512183
>multiplayer still broken, let's patch in more of the gays for our fans

>spend 3 and a half years fucking around making at best a more broken No Man Sky with gay sex, only to scrap it when NMS flops and scramble during the last eighteen months to conjure something for plebs to eat up

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>>379512936
>power rangers part

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>>379513019
i think it's motion captured but that game has the best facial animation i've seen in a videogame

also lara is cute. CUTE!

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>>379514412
>Scott Ryder can now pursue Jaal as a romance option. There are several important reasons for this change:

>Scott Ryder did not have a same-sex squadmate available as a romance option, nor could the achievement for completing three romances be achieved with only male same-sex partners. And as the angara have expressed their fluidity in how they perceive gender, it seemed only natural that Scott could have a relationship with Jaal.

>However, we understand that a character’s orientation is an important part of what makes them feel real. The relationships with your crew are some of the most loved and cherished parts of our games, so we wanted to make sure we got it right. We consulted with members of the LGBTQ community, both externally and within our own studios. After carefully considering all feedback, we decided this was an important change to make, and one that made sense for Jaal, Scott, and the angara.

>Our writing, editing, and animation teams worked together to ensure this change made sense for Jaal’s character, and the result is a relationship we hope feels as fulfilling and memorable for Scott as it does for Sara.
>they wasted all this time and money on making someone gay, rather than actually fixing the fucking game

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>>379512936
>1:08
i usually just breathe out air through my nose if something's funny but this part made me laugh like a retard

>>379514410
>If any game is overrated in the series, it's ME1.
No it isn't, because it posed a great beginning, a promising setup for an excellent series. It was clunky as hell, but it set solid foundations for an immersive, expansive sci-fi RPG series unlike anything before it. It deserves every bit of praise it gets, and only makes what came after worse.

ME3 apologists are worse than tadpole shit. They're the video game equivalent of pyromaniacs.

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>>379512936
>That power rangers part

>>379513398
I love diabetic 30-something mangirls. Yaranaika?

>>379514410
I don't care about ME1's score even if it's bloated. Those games simply don't deserve those scores simply because the style they bought into happened to be extremely popular with "journalists" during the time the games and the reviews came out.

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>>379514749
these pictures scare me

>>379514412
Rumors are they did the same thing to Vetra. She was originally straight only, but all the Tumblr dykes took to her for some reason. So last second they made her bi. Even files of her Scott romance scene still in the game. Yet it was cut because it was a female x male scene, that is why we got that shitty fade to black scene.
Imagine the backlash if they turned a gay character like Suvi into a male option.Or Sera from DA:I.

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Best girl got shafted hard.

Fuck this game

>>379514905
What style did ME1 buy into? You're being very vague and it's difficult to take you seriously.

>>379512936
>starring Knuckles from Sonic the Hedgehog

>>379513604
metascore is so shilled that number of "reporters" crossing the moral line of shilling to score a shit game, means that the number of reviews is the MOST accurate meta score.

>>379513849
looks like a twilek with zika virus

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>>379514623
>The state of neo Bioware

>>379513849
looks like that goat woman from shittertale

>>379515934
It's really obvious considering how Dark Souls games were reviewed, where the first one has the lowest score despite being the most widely popular in the community.

>>379513425
>>379513656
>>379513704
>tfw Uncle Funkle didn't put air conditioning in the pool house
How could he be so cruel house?

>>379514039
can you romance that character in the game?

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>>379514623
They took the time to develop a gay relationship for this Knuckles-the-Echidna looking motherfucker but they couldn't make Garrus romanceable as a male in one of the three other Mass Effects?

>>379517163
No

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>>379512183
Thank god this shit IP is finally dead. Fuck you Mass Effect and your retarded diologue wheel that ruined Fallout.

>>379513604
here's the only two kinds of Metacritic reviews
1- 10/10 fucking amazing eccellent would buy again masterpiece!!!
2- 0/10 eh, could've been better

>>379519632
Fallout was already ruined before that, the dialogue wheel just made it worse

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>>379515043
Would earn them no brownie points. We'll keep getting fade to black turians in full armor.

>>379519992
Anyone got the /v/ scale pic?

>>379512183
I like that song but the lyrics sound very pussy like it's some guy trying to shrug off blame for any and everything with shitty excuses

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>>379522936
They were so fucking lazy with the models.

>>379513019
Nah, it got outsourced and wasnt clean up, we knew this for a long time before release.
Its impossible to tell if they ran out of time or if the animation staff was understaffed or was it just incompetence, but i would say a mix of all 3.

>>379523745
FAIL!

>>379523745
H-He's fast!

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>>379523839
>He

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>>379512183
I do it for her...

>>379512183
I'M ONLY AUTISTIC AFTER ALL
PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME

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>>379513019
It's amazing how a million dollar budget game like this had no quality control.

>>379513604
>>379513923
I've been replaying ME3 and I really don't get what could possibly make it that bad. It's so detailed and polished in ways that a lot of games aren't, the combat is really fluid and tight, the multiplayer is good (aside from that skinnerbox microtransaction bullshit for unlocking new stuff). Then again, I haven't seen the ending. Is the ending alone really bad enough to retroactively ruin everything else?

WE WUZ HUUMUNS, AFTAH AWWL

>>379513772
HERE I COME
ROUGHA DEN DA RESTUH DEM

>>379524649
looks like something straight out of gmod desu

>>379523745
oh no....

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>>379524772
A gmod animator paid minimum wage would've done a better job.

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>>379513604
The real question is: Do you really want another Mass Effect after this?

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>>379524931
This Gmod pose of Hitler and CJ having a standoff while a Serbian war vet acts as a mediator features infinitely superior facial animation than shit pumped out by a major company under a AAA publisher.

>devs blame frosbite 3 for the bad animations
>Battlefield 4 that was made 4 years ago has really good animations
>BF hardline that was made two years ago has really good animations
>BF1 that was made last year has really good animations
https://www.eteknix.com/mass-effect-developers-frostbite-blame-andromeda-woes/

Bioware, pls.

Mass Effect: Andromeda In One Video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Bao_qkemDs

>>379524649
It's even more amazing how over my life EA has killed off every game series I loved and their respective companies:

Maxis

Westwood

Bullfrog

and now Bioware

(there were many more companies and games but these were my favs with games that I loved)

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>>379525239

>>379525039
A thousand times yes.

i loved every game in the OT and i still have hope just give it back to edmonton oh god please

>>379525268

>>379525317
This is how it starts first they destroy titles and make them shit then they rape and milk them for whats left and then.. they bring em out back and.. you'll see

>>379525615
I'm with you but then see>>379525646

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>tfw remember this same exact pic being posted during ME2

>tfw it actually happened

>>379525863
I'll hope for a sequel to Andromeda, but if that's shit like this game is then the franchise is dead to me

>>379526057
This anon knows the truth

>>379526214
Same. I actually want a sequel. Andromeda sets itself up with a lot of potential.

The last 2 or so hours with the Meridian Dyson Sphere is neat as all fuck and I'm super interested in what happened with the Quarian, volus and hanar Ark

Not to mention we were only in the Heleus Cluster which is a tiny speck in the Andromeda Galaxy. They can absolutely broaden their horizons and salvage the Andromeda saga, but only if Andromeda 2 makes up for all of Andromeda 1's faults which is right now very fucking doubtful

>>379526057
>still remember beating me2 and being so excited for me3
>still remember being so beyond disappointed and let down by me3
>still remember how much of a fucking joke andromeda was when the screenshots started coming

Mass Effect ain't what it used to be.

any sara sfm porn yet?

>>379526057
YOU'RE NEXT DICE STOKHOLM MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>>379526732
Porn should arouse people, not completely disgust them, anon.

>>379526484
The idea of holding back in your new reboot of the franchise is just sickening. Why in hell do they hold back so much? Is not like anyone will buy DLC for this game.

>>379526484
If that Kotaku article is to be believed, the Meridian final sequence was always meant to be in the game and persisted through the developmental nightmare the rest of the game was.

The ark with the quarians was supposed to have every race that could be taken realistically by lore to Andromeda, so probably not vorcha, batarians, yahg, etc. It's so depressing that something that huge was relegated to DLC

I doubt we're going to anything more than one or two more clusters in the next game, since it seems like Bioware doesn't want more mass relays. I'd look the other way if they bullshitted up some relay analogue for the sequel, though. I want more aliens.

>>379526519

This is just the beginning of the bioware raping/milking. I just hope they put her down soon so she can stop suffering and we can remember her for how great she was..

Wait till you see how much fetchquesting & multiplayer focus will be in DA4 compared to story.. wait till you see all your text options mean nothing.. oh right andromeda..

its so hard to watch even after seeing it happen so many times..

>>379527187
...I would.

I wonder if the other races being held back was for deadline reasons or money reasons. So fucking retarded

>>379523745
I have, without exaggerating, seen better choreographed fights on the PSX. Fucking insane how lazy poo in loos can be.

>>379527187
I am.

>>379514623
Hey, don't look at me, I wanted to bone Avitus, not Jaal.
Seriously though, if they wanted to do this right, they should have waited to the DLC, THEN introduce the gay squadmate. No controversy, more characters, everyone happy.

>>379529363
They should've just made everyone wait for the sequel, where Avitus would be ready.

>>379524285
No tits, what?

>>379513236
I want to see this, someone please post

>>379514749
This would be funny if it didn't remind me that autism-fetishes are a thing in deviantart

>>379523745
The only fights these faggots see are in movies, so they think that people really fighting punch past each other, I guess.

I think its funny how Mass Effect 3 was great until the last 15 minutes, but Andromeda was shit until the last 15 minutes.

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>>379523745
The voice makes it even worse.
It sounds like a drag queen that got their balls hit repeatedly with a hammer

>>379530467
>I think its funny how Mass Effect 3 was great until the last 15 minutes

right-on, the game was great

>Andromeda was shit until the last 15 minutes.

eehhh... anything after the nomad part that had 0 player interaction was also preeetty shit

>>379512183
She is actually a sophisticated sexbot.

>>379524285
Needs a fidget spinner + cube by that 3DS and some Deviantart furry pics, then it's solid.

>>379529860
I was refering to what they should have done if they wanted to add a gay LI after release the game, making a new one instead changing other, but I agree with you, it would be jarring to romance Avitus after his lover just died.

And now we'll never date him because they will be no sequel, and I won't be able to make him happy (with my dick) :°(

>>379530467
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxU2eqZtYmc

>>379512183
Thank christ they put this shit series into the ground. This was getting embarrassing

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>>379530959
>This was getting hilarious
fixed
Their colossal fuck ups snapped me out of a suicidal depression

>>379530840
This is EA we're talking about. The game was still profitable, just not as much as some other games they'll prioritize, so they shelved it. Expect them to pick it up after Dylan and DA4. Hopefully Edmonton gets reigns, or they get Montreal sorted out, and hire a competent team by then.

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>>379531102
>filename

>>379531740
They need to bring back the Edmonton team, fire Mac Walters and call back Drew Karpysharn to the helm. Andromeda 2 would be an instant 10/10

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>>379531912
>look up credits for Andomeda
>Mac Walters became Director
>he went from a fucking writer in ME2-3 to the Director in Andromeda

Holy shit I should have seen this coming a mile away. No fucking wonder it was a train wreck

>>379514840
The term is "womanchild"

>>379531912
A game where the asari squadmate isn't forced down your throat? Already sounds good.

>>379531845
xD

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>>379532572
>he's judging you quietly
Every time

>>379532298
who is mac walters and why does everyone hate him?

>>379532889
>>379532504
Well, for one.

>>379532889
Someone who worked on ME1 that progressively made the series worse as a direct result of him steadily getting more influence over it.

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I unironically like Andromeda

>>379532889
He is directly responsible for ME3's ending

>ME3 writing is made up of a team of writers all approving or critiquing with eachother's ideas.
>suddenly it's time to write the ending
>o shit what do we do
>mac walters and Casey Hudson lock up in a room together and mac writes ME3's ending without any approval from the other writers and Casey Hudson approves it.

>now the fucking director of Andromeda

He's Casey Hudson's fuccboi

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I'm just glad it's over and we won't see mass effect be raped again for a while

>>379524680
To ruin the impact of your personal choices, yes. But nothing else. All they did was give you the exact same ending no matter what last final decision you made.

>>379529363
>they should have waited to the DLC

There's not going to be any DLC. They've already outright confirmed that there won't be any large multiplayer expansions like the ones for ME3, and single player DLC hasn't even been mentioned as a possibility. EA are washing their hands of this train wreck, which is why the team was downsized to a maintenance crew for the multiplayer.

>>379517068
Hey, he may be a fat inconsiderate dick but that man is your father and you should treat him with respect

>>379514749
>tfw /v/ killed bishopbb

>>379512183
I'd fuck it

>>379513830
underrated

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ME3 wasn't bad anons. A bad ending doesn't make the whole game bad. I enjoyed the shit out of it and played the ending while drunk so i badly remember it. The rest of the game remains a perfect memory to me and it's a fond memory because it was a pretty good game.

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>/v/ actually meme'ed me into wanting to fuck a retard
I accept it

>>379534182
The genophage arc is the only good one.
Rannoch, Cerberus and Thessia were absolute abortions. Rannoch in particular managed to fuck up the Geth/Quarian conflict in one stroke.

>>379531845
I wanna protect her smile.

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>>379534272
she's pretty cute for a mentally impaired woman, not gonna lie

>>379525268
>>379525646
>>379526057


>>379533664
You will. The raping isnt over yet. Still a few years till EA takes bioware out back. Just look the other way like I do and go to your happy place.

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>>379534313
tuchanka was perfect, but i don't think thessia was bad itself, more like the way kai leng fucked everything up was beyond retarded

cerberus was the worst part of the game

>>379514749
god i want to dive into that ass so hard with no lube and making her think of her vows for the wedding

>>379514410
Ah yes, ME2, the glorified sidequest about dealing with daddy issues and space orcs that aren't mentioned in any other entry.

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>>379531845
>tfw seen this pic before but just noticing the foot the the bottom right

>>379512183
BUT YES I AM CHICKEN N WAFFLES

what kind of panties does she wear?

>>379535505
Adult diapers

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>>379534451
N-no anon you're wrong! Bioware wouldn't dare make another mass effect after andromeda for at least a decade! My favorite franchise will never be brought back from the dead by corporate overlords just so they can use it's decaying corpse like a puppet for a new generation of players ignorant of the evils of EA! It's impossible! oh god it's going to happen and there's nothing I can do to stop it

>>379535505
none

>>379535292
I fail to see how the world can benefit from a man's DICK

>>379535778
You sometimes I have this hope that EA is going to wake up and change. They'll come out of nowhere and see the light. They'll realize they've been wrong all along and that there is still hope......................................................................................................................................................Yeah.. just come with me and lets look the other way. Remember. Happy place. Happy place.

>>379534691
>Battle at Eden Prime starts playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wogS-7UH3Fs&index=4&list=PLJAXsS8rpwOaXRdBtVVvleIoJfzXYHKAV
It's a fucking war out there, no place for love or autists

>>379538130
>Ilos Battle starts playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHkBFymRiOs

We remember the fallen... Thanks for the memories Mass Effect.

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>>379537049
Okay anon, I think it's finally time for me to begin stage 5: Acceptance and just come to terms with the fact that mass effect will never be good again.