How exactly do you "win" e3?

Step 1: Be Nintendo
Step 2: Show up

>>379494418
Do a presentation better than the rival presentations

You have an army of braindead fanboys at your command that will praise you no matter what you do or show.

People will quote this post and say "ya thats what _________ does" while completely ignoring the irony of what a braindead fanboy they are.

>>379494418
Have better bullshots than the competitors bullshots.

By not being there.

>>379494418
Have some game that gets everyone to talk about it.

Be hideo kojima

Because we exist on the same cosmic plane as Sony, they win.

>>379494524
the "presentations" don't matter.

the games shown always do

anything that happens on stage ends up in the cringe reel on youtube.

>>379494576
Gee whiz man, you're so above it all, you're 3 cool 5 school!

>>379494971
>If you're not a frothing-at-the-mouth dipshit fanboy, you're pretentiously above it all.
There's just no fucking winning on this board.

>>379494576
Thing is I don't give half a fuck about E3 but it's 98% sonybros starting shit. In their defense I'm convinced it's a couple autistic samefags at this point though

>>379494971
I'm not even him but fuck off

>>379494971
spotted the fanboy

>>379494418
Be the least shit.

>>379494418
There hasn't been a winner in a decade.

The only qualification for 'winning' is not being the worst loser.

>>379495068
Fell right into the spoiler, my dude.

>>379494517
nintendo usually fails the second step though

>>379494418
generate the most hype one way or another.

see: nintendo E3 2016 BOTW presentation.

>>379495068
You just proved him right.

>>379494971
you are a massive faggot

>>379494418
its a meme you dip

>>379495068
>sonybros starting shit
it's because Sony is the only one in the last few years who's tried to make E3 exciting. Microsoft has been so often underwhelming, Nintendo obviously doesn't give a shit, so Sony is the only possibly exciting group

>>379494576
>>379495068
samefag

Show games so that dick heads on /b/'s video game board can post about it alot

>>379495068
>Someone starts a thread to talk positively about something they saw during the Sony show
>"WTF WHY ARE SONYBROS STARTING SHIT!!!!!"
This is you.

Ask Sony, they destroy the competition every year.

>>379495580
to be fair, the "SONY ALWAYS WINS" meme is probably what he's referring to

>>379495068
To all of the idiots who tried to me, read the last part before getting smug

Idk lol

>>379494418
release half-life 3