Randy Pitchford Appreciation Thread

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SORRY WHAT WAS THAT YOU WAS SAYIN

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Reminder that he made the greatest official Duke 3d level

>>379477653
gearbox should have stuck with modding games and stayed there.

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He's also an accomplished Singer/Songwriter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BmuPUiYAX8

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He's a man of science

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WOW

>>379478268

This is what Colonial Marines costs us.

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He's also qualified as a professional magician, is there anything this man can't do?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iu-QWPcoeUo

>>379479036
not be a faggot

Battleborn is a good game. Too bad v has absolute shit taste

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX7wtNOkuHo

>>379479381
It wasn't just /v/ that decided not to buy the game. So go ahead and blame the whole world for not buying a game from a company that everyone associates with Aliens: Colonial Marines and Duke Nukem Forever.

>>379478060
All atheists are big faggots so it's not surprising.

>>379477809
BIGOTS BTFO

>>379479036
>hey randy, i bet with all your magic you cant create an impossibly bad game
>shazam!

NOBODY LIKES A RANDY

UNLESS

UNLESS HE'S CRYING

bump for based randy

>>379478060
A grown man acting like an r/atheist teenager. How did this man reproduce?

>>379481852
Have you seen the castle?

>>379479036
So thats how he made Segas money disappear

>>379481852
Our culture is so juvenile these days that actual mature, adults are a dying breed of people.

>>379482070
>believes in a mystery cloud man
>adult
heh...

>>379483418
I ain't religious.
I simply won't pointlessly mock beliefs other people hold dearly like an edgy teenager.

Randy a qt

>>379483493
>you can't do that that's edgy
grow up

>>379478060
>nobody likes a bigot
>but fuck these religious texts, amirite?

>>379478060
>he throws dirty rags outside for the servants to pick up

What a cunt

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Imagine being Randy in this industry and having to be all like "damn, Battleborn, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your wacky proportions and horrific monster faces. I would totally draw porn of you, both female characters and male." when all he really wants to do is sing another incendiary song in a game con. Like seriously imagine having to be Randy and not only sit in your ample office chair while Battleborn spouts its horrific dialog in front of you, the bigots barely going through all its many issues and shady business model, and just sit there, tweet after tweet, hour after hour, while it's patched to perfection. Not only having to tolerate its monstrous HUD but its faux-badass attitude as everyone on Gearbox tells it's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, BATTLEBORN PLAYS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch fucking gremlin faced characters contort into types of game modes you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been producing nothing but a healthy menu of FPS expansion packs and ports and later alleged Duke Nukem and Alien games for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the liberal boonies in UCLA. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on the desperation as it becomes F2P suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to not pay a dime to sit there and revel in its "hobby-grade (for that is what you call it)" co-op campaign, the campaign worked on so hard by the entire studio in the previous years. And then Burch pitches in another meme attempt, and you know you could kill every single person in the studio before building security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Randy. You're not going to lose your future online feuds over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

Is he going to commit suicide soon? I feel like him making that shitty game F2P is going to push him over the edge.

>>379479036
>LOOK THE MONEY, ITS GONE!

>>379481852
with a landwhale that couldn't outrun him

>>379485319
>you can't believe in that because I don't
Heh...

>>379487026
He's in denial over it, saying it's not F2P but just a free trial.....with no end.

>>379487176
that was a good one

>>379477608
thought it was steven blum for a second

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>>379479036
>12:20 and onwards
HAHAHAHA

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POST YFW YOU'RE NOT RANDY PITCHFORD

>>379487189
you can but you gotta acceppt that ur stupid

>>379487335
>What kind of guy gives a 7.5 game a 7.5
Really fires my noggin

>>379478060
>Hates bigots
>Go ballistic if somebody makes fun of his shitty games
>"Haha dumb christians amirite? *tips son fedora*"
I bet he won't dare to say that about the quran

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How dare you speak to me