ITT: Your favorite video game quotes

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>>379475545
"it's cloudy with a chance of vengeance!"

-far uh

>>379475545
>READY TO GO TOTAL BORE
-Street Swine

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>>379476184
>"It's midday"
-Cowboy Bebop

>>379475545
>You'll feel like you're Riddick!

-Anna, when upgrading an ally

>>379475545
"Balance the following!"
- Sana Hong

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>>379475545
>"You, John! Glue shins now!
-April

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>"Salute the monarch, darling"
- Serious Sam

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>"You ain't too shabby"
-Handgun Tabby

>>379476713
kek

>>379475545
I need healing
-you know who

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>oh, you're sad because a girl at your high-school doesn't like you back? Peter, when I was your age, I left school to bullseye gooks from a helicopter in the middle of some god forsaken jungle. I fried so many slopes, they named a brand of rice after me. Don't tell me you have it hard because you're a pathetic kissless virgin. You can act sad when you have to leave behind the lady-boy you fell in love with and made passionate, steamy love to in a collapsing bamboo shack, just like I did. You think I felt good about firebombing his chink village and watching our fuck-hut burn to the ground? We were going to build our lives together there, Peter! You know what? Fuck you. Get the fuck out of my sight.

-uncle raimi

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Expire! Expire! Expire!

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>"Put you on hold, eh?"
-Large Commander

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>"Joyful teamwork"
-Helias of Brooklyn

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>>379476184
>the Will of Muhammad (PBUH) be enforced on the infidels!

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>>379476337

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I'm a him, umberto.

-umberto, the iconic vietnamese jigsaw puzzle mascot

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Show me that famous cornbread and plantain Vance ass, sweetness.

I perceive. But you understand, I mustn't allow you to survive. Your diurnal undertakings are advancing to an expiration!
-Umbrage the Aardvark

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Let it be known to me the authenticity of the deceit in which you mask your physical appearance.

I'm here to chew ass and kick bubblegum, and I'm all outta ass
-Dick Kickem

"haha"
- Yoshi Bros. The DinoSaur

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>Initiate command 66

Dark CD ooze

>>379475545
"Just behavior or treatment is precipitating from a higher level" - The Pharaoh

>"The essence of a human being is but a pitiful amass of deceit."
- Batman

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"Damn nigga that bitch got huge fucking tits."
-Luigi

>>379475545
He looks pretty good for a 76 year old.

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"SUCH ACTIONS WILL NOT BE ALLOWED ANY LONGER"

-R2-D2

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>"MY WIFE FOR HIRE"
-Zaenthony Lurch

Allah, Darnoc, bind your frickin' shoestrings

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>>379475545
"People who are admired or idealized for courage, outstanding achievements, or noble qualities,at no time in the past or future; on no occasion; not ever, cease to live." - Pity

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>"I'm the dude"

-Junpei Tenmyouji

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I want to f*ck Automata.
- Nineties

>>379477683
Company of Heroes. Nice.

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>>379476337

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"Bonk!"
- Somber

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>>379476337
"Quit loli gagging and get on the point."

Pic unrelated

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>Rejoice, person of romantic interest! The medieval horseback-riding English knights are currently in this position!
-Stencil User

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>>379477801
"Boop!"
-Scoot

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>>379476776

*thud* I'm gay!
- Tracer

ATONE FOR THE COLON STEAM
-Saria

>>379477105
>Large Commander

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>"Affirmative, affirmative"
-7UP

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>"There is a lack of things which convey your immediate existence like the feeling of tar coating your lungs."
-Skidalong Tim

Suck-in later, hostile law abiding man!

-American radiation boy

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Propaganda of Lucios!
- Sombrero

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>"Physical suffering is fragility exiting the structure of your physical being!"
- Rocketman

>>379478084
>Not "Scandalous booty!"

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>>379475545
"Don't you..push shits out!" -May

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Tiny robots, kid! - President Weaklegs

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>>379476776
>>379476713

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>EIN, ZWEI, DREI
- Ripper

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>>379475545
>I advise that you should start quickly moving in the opposite direction, young male!
- rack maker

>>379476308
>READY TO GO FULL BOAR
this could almost be an actual voice line.

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>>379475545
"I WILL NEVER DIE"
t. Dirty Dan

>>379477772
You mean Individuals of Villains, of course

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>"YOU CHOSE THE INCORRECT HOME IDIOT!"

Enormous Steam

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AW YEAH IT BOUT TO GO DOWN, NIGGA FUGG SHIEEEED *smacking lips*

>>379478334
Your sole objective was to pursue the locomotive, CJ.

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>I'm ready to start a Blizzard!
- Allen Adham, Michael Morhaime, Frank Pearce, 1991

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>SHIIIIIEEEEET
- Luxurious

>>379478520
>- Allen Adham, Michael Morhaime, Frank Pearce, 1991
kek

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>i did not requested any of it
inspector gadget

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>you face Jomaxxi, Eldritch Lad of the Bumbling Legate!

- Lad Jomaxxi

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>>379478334
>>379478461

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>I'm going for the Torbjorn, Steve
- Zara

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"I have indeed done reports on various armed conflicts before."

-Francis East

>>379476776
>"meow"
- Turning Cat

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PURCHASE MY INTERACTIVE MOVIE

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>It was worth the weight.
- Goblin

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>islam is the religion of peace
Galaxy note 7 guy

They're advancing without you Dongor, in the Quiz Cylinder

-Religion doctor

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Women should not have the right to choose who to mate and breed with. This decision should be made for them by rational men of intelligence. If women continue to have rights, they will only hinder the advancement of the human race by breeding with degenerate men and creating stupid degenerate offspring. This will cause humanity to become even more depraved with every generation. Women have more power in human society than they deserve, all because of sex. There is no creature more evil and depraved than the human woman.

-Elliot Rodgers

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>"JACK OFF"
- Durante and Vogel

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"I won't forget the hood. I won't forget the days of catching a bullet on the way to the mailbox or bricks with death threats that somehow made their way through the window." -Pau Gasol

>>379477967
>not Massive Manager

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>I need to steal a car
The great car thief

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>"Captivating, huh?"
- Salad Snack

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>"Glad I could make it, Arthas."

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>"Ass in ass."
- Creed

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>"WOOF"
- Reactor Lancelot

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"All hail Arstotzka"
- Raptor Man

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>"Would you kindly get out of the way"

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GIRLS, THE ENDOTHERMIC DRILL

-Bane, The Dark Knight Rises

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>LOOK OUT FOR THOSE FOREARM MISSILES!
-Democracy Reproduction.

>>379479242
>Metal Gear Rising with Raiden comes out, has blade mode when you can cut shit in slow motion
>no Metal Gear Onslaught with Ocelot with ricochet mode where you aim trick shots in slow motion

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>Do you experience positive emotions as a result of bringing physical harm to those other than yourself?
-Dick

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>lasagna
- squad goy

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>"Come hither!"
-Predatory Arachnid

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Make sure not to drop our dicks today - randy macho man savage

>>379476337
>>379476776
chortled

>"aardvark pays off"
-Santa Claus

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>>379481206

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>"females and males....ready your mechanisms"
-Trashweasel

>>379478238
Welcome to business, pal
-Mr.Bonkers

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:thanking:
-:thinking:

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>>379475545
>"CLAIRE"
-Leo Scottyboy Kennedy

>"dirge"
-/2

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>The Middle Kingdom is going to increase its size in the future

t. manchurian tractor

>>379478520
clever boy

'Quite a desire for comeuppance...
WHYYYYYYYY'
~Bone Head, Ferrous Cog Rigid the Fifth: The Spooky Hurt

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>>379477250

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>>379477674

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"It's time to lick ass and chew hubba bubba, and i'm all out of ass"

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>construction worker, place a device capable of providing your gang with first aid and ammo right here
-large armaments bloke

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>the door wont open man
>the doors jammed man
>DOOR JAMED
>would you PLEASE open

>>379477417
fuck you used my joke REEEEEEEE

>>379482820
kek

>>379475545
>>>r/gaming

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>"AEIH AHM WELDINN DIS DOOOAH"
- Mister Twister

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>Don't worry my friend, I won't have you stickied on a cross like the rest of those people with other taste.
-Uncultivated Fox

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monkey wrench?
t. rooty tootie jump n kablooie

you guys are really stupid idiots. you get both the quotes and the character names wrong

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>"A dude decides stuff, an unpaid worker does what hes told to do despite his circumstances"
-Aaron Rodgers

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>"I stand in superiority !"
- Crimson Crow roadseeker

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Cuckdogs, all of you!

>"I'm a faggot"
- OP

"I will now stop using up your time"
-Large Leader

>>379483245
You don't get it anon, the joke here is to get quotes and names wrong

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>i enjoy giving my game away for free
toad

>>379482808
"this is the opposite of good"
t. having weapons guy

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>having weapons guy

>>379483367
"thats how we do it canadian style"
t.mountie man armed w/ a wrench

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>>379483289

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>A BOMB!
-Jason Adams

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>"Bring me to the McDonalds"
~Kooky Cabbie

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>>379483087
>"Ain't a nigga entitled to the chedda from his hos? The white man says nah nigga it belongs to them dirt-broke niggas. Them fuckin pussy ass preachas is all like nah son that shit goes to god, and them russian motherfuckers said some shit, but I didn't undastand any of it cause they speakin like Russian or somethin. Basically I said man fuck all y'all pussy ass niggas, I'mma keep it real in the one place the white man can't reach us, bottom of the fuckin ocean, BEYAAAAATCH

-Walt Disney

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"kame hame ha"
- Fighting man

>>379483680
kindly fuck off to /b/

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>*Emotions*
- Unusual mercenary

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>HUPP HUPP HUPP
-Zelda

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>Simple sociology
Django

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>"BUT THAT'S WRONG THOUGH!"

-Point McLoud

>>379482840
Shut the fuck up faggot

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The time has come and so have I.
-Hirohito

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"Leviiiiiiiii Jenkinsonnnnnnnn!"
- Levi Jenkinson

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>My moves are very compact.
- Dildo

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>I WILL DRINK FROM YOUR SKULL

>>379476308
READY TO BE BIG PIG!

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>>379484073
Dogs eat in sacks!
-Bishop

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"Oh no my appendix!"

- Not very sane person.

>>379483996
Kill yourself you dumb nigger waste of space

>Legends never perish

-female Hitler

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>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>379484376
How about you first you imbecile cunt

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>"I find it unlikely that a a negative outcome could result form this"

-Catman

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"gun"

-man

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>I will remind you one more time. I'm Irish!
-Guinness

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>"Please tell me more"
-Whirlpool

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>"I'm unable to find a solution to this predicament!"

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NOT A CHANCE, FANCYPANTS

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>Please do this for me?
Francis Fountainhead

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>Hehehehehe
-Tedious

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"ggnore2ezlmaogitgud" - Professional Star Craft FEMALE Player

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>>379486064

>why did i buy battleborn?
- Professional Star Craft FEMALE(male) Player

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WHERE IS MY BIOLOGICAL SON

>>379486291
t. pandy (not anymore) richford

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"Firing a whore !" - Jung Crap

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"The execution of your actions can be considered well done!"
- Jungle cat

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>"MEDIC!"
-Some kinda weeabo i don't fucking know

>>379486978
>not
-naruto

>It is I, Mario
-Luigi

>>379476337
Lel'd

>"uguaaba"

me when i farted just now :3

>>379476953
>Peter, make sure to wear gloves when working with poisonous animals, especially spiders and women. They like to stab you with their fangs and suck out all the life and happiness out of you. That's all a woman is - a hideous, poison-filled parasite. Now I know what you're thinking, "But Uncle Ben, you're married to a woman." Shut the fuck up Peter, don't talk about May that way. You think I'd marry a real woman? Why do you think we don't have any kids of our own? Trust me Peter, beneath "her" dress is a cock and pair of balls as old and wrinkly as a month-old zuccini and a pair of avocados. Her asshole is like a used rubber band now, but back when she was young, goddamn she was as tight as an infant and just as smooth.
>Anyways, what was I talking about? Oh yeah, spiders. Wear gloves. I saw on the news a farmer got bit by a wolf and turned into a werewolf. His brother got his finger slammed into the front door of his house and now he's a werehouse. He has to have forklifts drive into his receiving dock everyday, unloading boxes.
>Anyways, I wanted to tell you all this before the Alzheimers gets me.

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>>379475545
>"want to see my friend tibbers?"
-Unpunished belgian

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"Select a deity of which you choose to worship."

-Fred

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>>379487893
good post