Who is your favorite speedrunner? And why is it Darbian?

The jews did this

>>379460408
What does he stream? FIFA?

>you wanna go, I'll shoulder throw you across the room

kek

>>379460223
It looks disgusting but when you have teef like that....you're guaranteed to give some of the sloppiest succ. I'd let it succ me.

>>379460896
Who? Darbian?

>>379461014
I have no idea who the fuck that is anon.

>>379460223
He/she looks like a fucking ghoul

>>379460223
Is that chin chan?

>>379461206
Chin chan was from the future this whole time?

Werster

I want Cosmo, not Wanda.

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>>379461279
Well, at least she had a vagina.

>>379460223
goes to prove that 90% of Zelda runners are autists just like the Golden Eye community. In all honesty the only solid Zelda runners are sva and enopp.
But to answer the OP; Darbian, nearly everyone who runs punch-out games, nearly everyone who runs Super Metroid, people who do 1CCs and score runs like Murphagator, Aquas, and Macaw (if they count). Romscout is also pretty cool despite being a massive Iga shill but most CV runners are great

>>379462481
ZFG seems like a cool guy

>>379462481

Not all Goldeneye runners are autists. RWhiteGoose is still worth watching.

>>379460223
DSS

>>379462610
Goose is THE posterboy Golden Eye autist

JOHN

>>379462610
Goose admits that his hobby is degenerate and a waste of life. Being self-aware doesn't make you not something.

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>Gamer Girl here

darbian actually is my favorite right now because he gets world records in fucking super mario bros, can't get much more og than that. also he taught me about frame rolls and he's an inspiration because he's an engineer or some shit with a full time job yet still manages to be the best at mario somehow.

>>379460223
Also lol'd at the op pic

>>379460408
Yes

>>379462859
who dis seaman daemon?

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>>379462927
>mfw his record is so optimized it's a bit over a second slower than the TAS WR

>>379463381
calm down there you autistic fuck

hey it's me speed runner 89 i'm a fucking psychopath and i have a big dick cuz i got a world record on level 2 of goldeneye on easy difficulty for 2 days in 2007 by cheating

Normally I'd laugh at this thing but you know this is going to end up in gruesome suicide.

>>379463412

you're probably rwhitegoose because you have no fucking life

>>379463558
Its bound to happen, im amazed its taking this long.

>>379463476
subbed + donated

This isn't precisely related to the thread, but do you guys have any favorite TAS runs/shenanigans? Speedrunning was never really all that interesting for me but seeing how hard someone can break a game when given complete control of every frame input is cool as fuck.
That's not to say I hate speedrunners, but I just find TAS more interesting to watch

>>379463559
t. guy who wrote a paragraph on here about a youtube video.

>When my stream gets huge and I am largely successful
You mean like before the transition?

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>>379463381
t. Marc Rutzou

I have a soft spot for bullshit speedruns like Lufia 2 Ancient Cave.

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And this is why you should lift instead of drinking soylent. Smh.

>>379463558
I think that's the only reason we still talk about him really

It's sad but people are taking bets

>>379463669

takes less than a minute if you aren't a fucktard and it's not exactly well-written, it's just me saying how much i wish that nigger would die and that he made a list of top degenerates who run goldeneye yet conveniently left out that he FUCKING CHEATED AND EDITED A VIDEO TO GET A RECORD! fucking scumbag, and he sounds like a fucking retard too. you could probably crack a baseball bat over his fucking caveman nigger forehead and nothing would happen because his boulder head doesn't have a brain with the mental capacity to process what just happened. fucking caveman ass nigger retard

>>379460408
He did it to himself.

>>379462610
lolno
he is a miserable self hating cunt that pretends to be this charismatic dude but constantly spergs out over videogames

>>379463951
calm down there you autistic fuck

>>379463951
Did Goose say something mean to you on stream just now? Is that why you're so mad.

>>379464337
you're probably rwhitegoose because you have no fucking life

>>379464337

t. retardwhitegoose

>>379464448

I would never watch that faggot because his retarded face and voice make me want to kill him

>>379461197
It.
Call it what it is.

>>379464460
t. guy who wrote a paragraph on here about a goldeneye streamer.

>>379460408
No, johnny numbers did.

>>379464554
I posted this thread in his channel, we're all having a good hearty laugh at your autism.

>>379464746

how does his retard dick taste

>>379464621
What the fuck did you just say to me. I watched a video for 1 minute and it only takes five seconds to write a paragraph on here and it's not EXACTLY well written or anything I just want this guy dead okay, I want him dead because he fucked me by making this video that I watched and I need to write a paragraph about it.

>>379464862
Settle down there you fucking autist

I'm feeling some deja vu here

>>379464862
How did that video fuck you? Which one of the degenerates he mentioned were you to be so butthurt?

Is want John Numbers' ability to completely destroy a person like this.

>>379463381
>insults someone for their limited vocabulary
>NIGGERNIGGERNIGGER
>not even black

>>379464862

this it's the most autistic and gay retard post ever made on 4chan

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>>379464960
Look at his fucking face.

>>379464970

degeneratedegeneratedegeneratedegeneratedegeneratedegeneratedegeneratedegeneratedegeneratedegeneratedegeneratedegeneratedegeneratedegeneratedegeneratedegeneratedegeneratedegenerate

>>379464921
>>379464958
>>379465028

t. rwhitegoose

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>>379460223

>>379463667

look up tas where they reprogram the game, there are some fucking insane ones.

>>379465223
>my name is anon and I write paragraphs
That's you for at least a minute

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>>379465245

no u

>>379465095

hurr me win da trophy HHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>379460223
lets be honest this guy will have killed himself long before becoming famous

>>379465661
any day now

Someone please post the nudes

>>379465267

specifically this. craziest one I've seen https://youtu.be/Vjm8P8utT5g

>>379465661
Are narcissistic people even capable of suicide? I think there's going to be a couple suicide "attempts" before he actually does it.

>>379462610
goose tries so hard to pretend he's alpha to compensate for the fact that he's a sad 30 year old man who lives in his mother's basement playing the same 30 year old children's video game all day long while wearing the same coat every single day

>>379465907
I have so many questions but I don't know where to start

>>379462859
god she would give such amazing head

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>>379465661
I dont get bipolar fucks like you
>Cosmo has always had an over inflated ego
>Always treated his followers like trash when it suited him
>Always had a hugbox followers
>/v/ likes him
>One day comes out as trans
>Only then /v/ is forced to hate him
???

>>379466313
imagine unloading your steam directly through the gap

>>379465923
well probably once he realizes he's permanently mutilated his body, it'll won't be long

Cosmo never experience what they call "gender dysphoria", this is just him going off the fucking rails

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>>379466375
I have have no idea what you're talking about, this guy just seems to have some real serious brain problems

who was that other n64 speedrunner that started to paint his nails

>>379466237
kek

I hope the shitty biased janitor that deleted my post gets demoted fuck you

>>379465095
He didn't just steal the manhood, that wasn't enough.
He took the chin too.