Todd season in coming

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Who would win?

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you DID buy Fallout 4™ AND the Season Pass right anon?

>>379459354
TOOT has cunning, but DDDD has brute strength. My money's on DDDD.

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>>379459264

Sadly Todd won't be present at E3.

>>379459875
Now that's a todd

>>379459354
Dex/int/agi versus Str/ch/en.

Gee....i dunno man. Since it's both todd i think it' a tough decision.

>that kid who thought toddposting is funny

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>>379460019
that kid who posted ">that kid who thought toddposting is funny" in every thread
here's a rare one

What's your favourite Todd Howard quote? Making a bingo.

>>379460019
toddposting is the best meme /v/ has had in years

>>379459475
Of course

>>379460019
Damn I wish I was half as euphoric as you

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>>379460125
"See that X? You can Y."
"It just works."

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>i have no mountain and i must climb

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>>379460125
"Fallout 3 will have over 200 different endings"
"Morrowind is best played on the xbox"
"Skyrim special edition uses an all new lighting system to make it feel like an entirely new game"

>>379460125
You dork! Go back to the chess club

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Hey guys, what's going on in this thread?
You did buy skyrim: special edition, right?

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BUY FALLOUT 4 OR I'LL RIP OFF YOUR HEAD AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK

>>379460430
close but no cigar

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OC coming through

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>>379459264

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Truly ahead of his time

>>379460498
Can I get a quick rundown on these guys?

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>>379460363
Why, no, I didn't.

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Todd is very handsome. How can other video game designers even compete

>>379460498
thumbnail looks like the dude who played zuckerburg

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>>379460193
>>379460293
>>379460303
Thanks fellas.

>>379460498
>In contact with Aliens
>Rules the RPG market with an iron fist
>Uses DLC to telepathically connect with customers
>Won enough awards to make him truly feared
>Nobody can say they pirated his game and live to tell about it
>Has over 200 endings, all possible with enhanced DLC
>Can release the same game twice and have millions of slave-, I mean followers gladly buy it

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>>379460659
Changed a few piccys.

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>"What's the next step of your master plan?"
>CRASHING OBSIDIAN, WITH NO SURVIVORS

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>>379460557
THAT'S IT PAL.
FUCKING.
BUY.
MY.
GAME.

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>>379459565
SUCH A LUST FOR MY GAME
BUY!

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>>379460810
no way Todd, your stupid meme you made yourself for marketing isn't going to convince me to buy it.

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>>379460193
>>379460293
>>379460303

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>>379459264
Toddia Howard

>>379459354
Right one, he is a big guy

>>379459264

Damn, do you think Todd posting will be relevant in a year? I am attending school and I want to take a painting course just to make a todd portrait as my final.

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>when it just works

>>379460498
take the todd pill

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knock knock

>>379460125
>completely optional

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>>379461061
Toddposting is relevant every second of the hour.

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>>379460729
>who didn't pay you to play my games!!

>>379461086
you got the original? shits cash

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Is Todd White?

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>>379461001
>filename
Nice try Todd.

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>>379459264
>WE'Re GoINg tO PirAtE yOUr GaME

Can someone post that pic of Todd holding up kojima and kojima has yellow hands and that rice patty hat

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>>379461214

>>379461223
You mean Todd Al'-Wahadi the iranian game developer?

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Stop right there, criminal scum! You pirated my game! Buy Fallout 4 or serve your sentence!

>>379461280
old tippy toes todd

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Let's not play Fallout New Vegas today.

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Check your shortcuts

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>>379461380
>tippy toes
Oh shit I never noticed that. Every E3 brings new joy to Toyposting.

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I'm glad you guys bought my game.

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>>379461316
No
*Uses L33T H4X0R$ M4G1C to pirate Fallout 4*

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>>379461551
UNDO THAT HACK <b for bold text>RIGHT NOW </b for bold text>

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Someone post Todd with the cartoon legs next to Kojima

>>379461086
>>379461280
Got the one where he's still on the ground, but like a foot tall and has the proportions of mini-Mario?

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>>379461690

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>>379461617
YOU CAN'T STOP ME TODD
*pirates 5000 Fallout Shelter Lunchboxes*

>>379461690
someone post a Toddjima please. Like the morph of Todd Howard and Hideo Kojima please.

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unga bunga buy fallrock 4™

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>>379461725
Don't have that one, but I'm sure someone will post it sooner or later.

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It is in my imgur album

http://imgur.com/a/jTMpo

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>>379461241
>>379461403

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>>379461798
DELET THIS

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>>379461814
Did you rike Farrout 4?

>>379461814
>>379461868
Forgot to quote you sorry.

>>379461950
Geez, Tom. Calm down.

Post Venom Todd

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I miss Todd, he hasn't been around since all the manletposting.
>>379461857
underrated

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>>379459354
Obviously Todd Jay Howardowicz.

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Only the rarest of Todds

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>>379462009
THE WORLD CALLS FOR MY GAME
YOU BUY IT

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>>379461950
KEEP YELLING TODD AND I DELETE BETHESDA'S STOCK

>>379462013
I miss this type of Toddposting where it's poorly pretending to be anonymous rather than just yelling.

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Tfw I made it into the screepcap
The Death of Todd Howard Part 1

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>>379462013
how is todd so handsome

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>>379462114
here's the other version too

>>379461024
4 u

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>>379462143
But Todd would never lie or deceive!

The Death of Todd Howard Part 2
Haven't really seen good OC Toddposting since besides the Persona 5 Todd

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>>379462189

>>379462013
Y'know, John, you look kind of familiar. Have we met before?

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Hey guys, can I be a meme too?

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>>379462238

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why is Todd so desperate for us to buy his game, anyways? This is some shameless marketing.

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>>379462297
No.

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Can someone shoop Todd onto Mr. House for me?
I'll pay you in plenty of (You)s.

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THE ONLY THING I'LL BE RELEASING AT E3 IS A SWARM OF DEADLY BEES THAT WILL FUCKING MURDER THE AUDIENCE, FINALLY LETTING ME TAKE OUT ALL MY RAGE FROM THE CONSTANT BARRAGE OF MORROWINDFAG COMMENTS

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>>379462261
Wrong one

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>>379462442
/tv/ approves of this message.

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>>379462238
SHOW ME YOUR PERSONA

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>>379462171
>>379462326
These seem fairly Redditcore to me.

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>>379462406
ah but Todd, you forgot one thing. A dead man can't Preorder your game. You ain't got the BALLS to do it.

>>379462406
Morrowind is still the best bethesda game and only salty skyrim fags, oblivion fags who like doing the same fucking dungeon over and over will say otherwise.

This meme was never funny.

>>379462404
Here, I'll do it.

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>>379462503
What did you say, anon?

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I played and finished FO4 and 70% of side quests, and while I did get some enjoyment out of the gameplay and setting, the dialogue, story, and rpg elements were all terrible. Has anyone played any of the expansions? Are they just as "meh"?

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Tfw didn't save Pocket Todd which was part of the Manlet series of Todds.

>>379462590
Now post the original

>>379462506
Anyone have a transparent .png of Todd I can use?

>>379462692
You mean this one? >>379461086

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>>379462275
you're imagining things
>>379462701
that is the original

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should I buy it lads?

>>379462701
see >>379461086

>>379462791
buy it, wear it while you pirate bethesda games, see if the shirt does something

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Greetings humons. I have travelled many moons to inform you that Fallout 4™ is wicked sick and that buying the New DLC Nuka World™ along side the much anticipated remaster of The Elder Scrolls™ Skyrim™ which sold a whopping 20 Millions copies would be totally radical. I also heard that there is one among your kind that goes by the name Todd Howard who is 6'2, gets all the babes, has a sweet motorcycle which he does badass tricks and dude-tacular jumps on and has a totally massive shlong. You should all do what he says.

>>379462796
Thank you anon, for being more helpful than >>379462781, who posted an edit.

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>mfw I actually enjoyed Redguard.

>>379462885
Hey wait a second, how would an alien even enjoy Fallout without knowing about human culture...

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>>379462907
Redguard isn't bad

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>>379462945
stop questioning the alien and do what he says

This thread is too much, I can't save this much on my 10 GB hardrive.

>>379462572
This meme was never funny.

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Hey todd. I pirated all the bethesda games.

Oh and another thing.

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I'm out of Todds boyos, have a dudetacular and flavorful night in the name of Todd
>>379462945
do not mention aliens and Fallout in the same sentence. Mothership Zeta is the worst

>>379461280
Who're these elders?

I wonder if Todd is aware he's a meme.
I wonder what Todd thinks of Toddposting.

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>>379463003
My papa says your a hater, and haters are faggots. Are you one of those faggots he was talking about?

>>379461461
What the fuck, my New Vegas shortcut just turned into a Fallout 4 shortcut. I don't even own Fallout 4.

>>379463130
I think I remember reading that Todd was shown Toddposting and he didn't really get it. All he got was that people posted about him wanting others to buy his game, but he didn't really see what was so funny or insulting about it.

>>379462934
very nice

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>>379461461
dude what the fuck I've got a receipt for Fallout 4 and the Season Pass for Steam in my e-mail, what the fuck did you do, Todd?

>>379460125

"Now let me be clear, that feature will actually not be at launch"
"Radient AI"
"Infinite quests"
"These NPCs are not scripted"
"You can walk all the way to the top of that mountain"
"It works... i-i-it actually just works perfectly"

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>>379463226
Van Darkholme Todd when?

>>379463242
>missing Chris Roberts
I will never, ever, forgive him for Freelancer.

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my bad. one last Todd
Oblivion doc Todd, or was it the Skyrim doc?


There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Todd Howard meme up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “liar” Todd Howard guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking video game designer. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic toddfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “YOU SEE THAT MOUNTAIN YOU CAN CLIMB IT.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.

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>>379463072
>Mothership Zeta is the worst

I'm sorry, I could've sworn I mishead you say my game was bad. I'm sure you meant to say it was your favorite release.

Right, you just want to buy it again it was so good?

I'd hate to know I heard wrong.

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>>379463205
>>379463291
Consider it a gift, friends. Besides, >>379463205, you wouldn't want to play that old, worn out spinoff game anyway, now would you?

>>379463072
>that fucking doujin
This and straya translations are the best shit

Has Todd seen all the Toddposting? What do you guys think? Does he even know what a dank meme machine he is?

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>>379463428
Yeah and guess what? New Vegas was better than both Fallout 3 and 4. What are you going to do Todd? WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?
>>379463475
my nigga

>>379463218
Wher are the proofs? :DDDD

HELLO IS THIS THE LINE TO BUY NEW VEGAS

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Here's the original Toddposting image. Treat it with respect.

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alright actual last Todd
Like, woah dude, have you like heard of that post-modernist game Fallout 4? You should play it otherwise you're a misogynistic cis white male

Where is my skyrim 2 Todd?

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>Ancient Todd posting

>>379463626
Someone needs to make a Todd spurdo.

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hey hey! Everyone's favorite clown HONKS! here to tell you to help support my good friend Todd Howard and buy fallout 4 Todd is a game dev and he's very tall, smart, handsome and has a huge dick!!

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>>379463901
I'm pretty sure it's coming soon, fellow anon. In the meantime, why don't you make a preorder for Starfield. I'm fairly convinced that it will be a nice game to play with all DLC installed while waiting for Skyrim 2 to be announced.

>>379463963
>HONKS
>shirt says just HONK
I don't believe you

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JUST BUY IT

>>379463963
That's a good joke, honks, you sure are a funny guy.

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>>379464275
Just buy m- Todds game please

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>>379461280
at least post the original

>>379459264
I bought TESO and enjoy it. Did I do good Todd?

>>379465325
No, Todd doesn't get anything from ESO.

>>379465325
I don't think Todd has any connection ESO which is why it's a much better game than Skyrim.

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>>379464209
this is great

>>379465772
He doesn't.

Todd is the head of Bethesda Game Studios a wholly owned subsidiary of Bethesda Softworks (which itself is a subsidiary of Zenimax).
Todd has no say even at the Softworks level, he's the head of a subsidiary.
ESO is developed by Zenimax Online Games, a wholly owned subsidiary of Zenimax, it it then published by Bethesda Softworks.

>>379465772
>>379465546
I guess he gets the money as the editor. But I agree despite being a MMO some quests are really great. The Morag Tong questline doesn't feel mmo at all and is really good. It's weird because many quests feel like a single player rpg but you see other players running and jumping around. They really should have instanced those kind of quests.

Thank you guys for all of these. Couldn't even make it through them all, have to sleep but so satisfied.

>>379464787
I just dont have the time, honk.

>>379459354
theyre 2 sides of the same coin, the battle would outlast the universe

>>379462083
that's his wife's son

>>379462017
nice, but you need to make shoulders wider

TODD IS DEIFIED
THE CHANS TELL TALES OF HIM
FEW KNOW THE TRUTH

>>379462017
>purchase Fallout 4
>inhale
>purchase Fallout 4
>exhale

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>get home from a long day at work
>turn on my computer
>wonder what game I should play today
>decide maybe I should check out Fallout 4, my friends said it was pretty good
>don't want to pay $60 + season pass
>pirate it instead
>play it, it was okay, but it was only fun for a few hours
>it's about midnight
>decide it's time to go to bed
>get tucked into my bed about to go to sleep
>suddenly, I hear something coming from downstairs
>footsteps
>oh shit it's an intruder
>I don't own any weapons or an alarm systems because I'm poor as fuck
>check phone, it's dead
>best I can do is stay quiet and hope whoever it is doesn't come into my room
>I hear the footsteps begin to walk up the stairs
>I begin to hear the faint sound of a man's voice
>"whooooooo"
>oh fuck, it's some maniac, he probably broke out of a loony bin or something
>I can hear the footsteps just outside my door
>my door is locked, but I can hear the intruder jiggling
>I can hear the voice get louder
>"Who did it..."
>I pull my blanket over my head, I'm so fucking scared by now
>I can hear the door being slammed open by the intruder
>he yells even louder
>"WHO DID IT!"
>I hear the footsteps again, he's standing right beside my bed now.
>I feel his hand grab my blanket, he yells again
>WHO PIRATED FALLOUT 4
>he pulls my blanket away, and he yells one last time
YOU DID

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>Todd is a small guy
Nice try Kojima fags

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>>379460552

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>>379461223
It's weird that he gets 99% white and a mystery 1% not counted among human genetics...

>>379471631
Guess that Bogdanoff pasta was legit

>>379460728
who is girl on top?

Can someone explain the "See that Mountain? You can climb it" meme to me

I know what it's from, but through all this time I've never understood it or why it became a meme. I don't play Todd's games

>>379462601
nuka world and the water one is worth it

>>379474724
you can technically climb all the mountains in skyrim that are within the boundaries of the map, but "climbing" consists of walking up one of at most two paths or hopping up it like a fucking retard

>>379471631
1% Agronian.

>>379462017
>kills blast-o-vicks
>wears his face
>todd's face still grow through vick's hacked skins

Horrifying.

>>379465772
>eso
>good

Kys kid

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>>379475118
>implying Todd isn't the Hist conducting an exact egg cracking

>>379474450
Rooney Mara aka the lego girl

>>379463475
>daddy be nimble daddy be quick daddy give me all 8 in of that dick

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>>379461620
Fixed the alignment

>>379475671
Whoaaaa

Reminder that the real Todd Howard is dead, and was replaced years ago by a synth

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C'mon now New Vegas?

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>>379478541
You always were a kidder anon.

Do you think he actually cared about videogames at some point?

>>379478665
Yes, before he got replaced by a synth

Todd, I hope your not angry, but I bought Skyrim with all DLC for like 10 bucks, never played it and after you gifted me the Skyrim SE I never played this game as well.

>>379460791
Underrated

>>379463072
Name of this?

Post the most sexual Todd that you have

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>>379479136

>>379460993
Kinda looks like my mom

wtf

>>379461952
>>379474124
>hey anon-kun, death stranding wont be at e3 but there wirr be a bethesda conference with that sugoi producaar Toddu Howardoo, you should check his awesome open-warudo games

>>379479136
Todd is not for lewd!

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If Fallout 4 with Deadra is not announced at E3 I swear to god I will never buy another one of Todd's games ever again.

>>379459354
>TOOT vs DDDD
>not TOOT vs ODDO

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>>379479390
you're in luck

>>379463939
>demos
What is this? Stone age free to play versions?

>>379463939
>download demo
>in 1997
What was the chink thinking?

>>379461171
That picture makes hardly any sense but I can't stop thinking about it

>>379460261
>[muflled shilling sounds]

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>>379481128

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>>379467837

>>379459354
D4T

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>This thread

>>379460293
>Fallout 3 will have over 200 different endings
This includes the ending of sidequests
>Morrowind is best played on the xbox
As an alternative to pc
>Skyrim special edition uses an all new lighting system to make it feel like an entirely new game
To your eyes
Why is Todd a master of half truths?

>>379461061
Todd is really amazing to draw, you don't even have to be good or put in much effort to make him look familiar.
The man should have been a model, somehow his features are instantly recognizable.

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>>379461690

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This is the oldest Todd meme on my hard drive. Does anyone have an older image?

>>379482862
kek I remember there was another edit with Todd standing on a barstool while carrying Kojima

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Are you excited for E3, anon-san?

>>379462934
So you want me to buy Fallout 4, Todd? Well then...your luck has Fallen!

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TWO COPIES OF FALLOUT 4
BANKRUPT OBSIDIAN NOOOOW

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>>379479136
I hope janitor-senpai won't notice me.

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OC

>>379485420
noyce

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I never played a bethesda game, explain todd posting to me, why is it a thing and why is it so hilarious?

>>379483230
Komm, Süsser Todd

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Can someone make an Adol Todd? I need it for reasons.

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sssh toddniki is sleeping...

>>379485972
Todd is the guy behind Elder Scrolls 3-5, he often embellishes features of the games but I don't think he's never straight up lied.

>>379486478
*pirates fallout 4 and skyrim remastered edition with a loud mechanical keyboard*

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Todoki Hawado san -todd in parareru warudo

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>>379463062
I'm coming for you, bitch.

hey todd i tried your attempt at quake and it was shit just like every game you make

>>379487554
Retard.

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>>379483359
I know the art of the deal more than anyone else, and I say: buy now two (2) copies of Bethesda's Fallout 4 and make America great again!

>>379487603
shush i'm baiting

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>>379462116
You wouldn't dare...

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>>379487715
I would and you can't stop me!
*renames Fallout 5 to Fallout New Vegas HD*

>>379460979
It just works has to be the free space.

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>>379487995
You will regret this

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>>379462017
Wake up, you're dead.

Oblivion is better than Skyrim Todd.

is he going to be at E3 ?

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How would a Todd Howard build for New Vegas go?

>>379462945
He took a class during his schooling

>>379460125
WHOS LAUGHING NOW

I fucking love Todd posting holy shit.

>>379488719
That's he last straw Todd!
*deletes Bethesda's stock*

I don't think I'll be able to withstand the shitposting if Skyrim switch isn't a steady 30fps

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Will Godd bless us with a goty this year?

>>379489274
Max CHR, LCK, rest is whatever. Tag Barter, Speech and Science. Good natured trait.

Always take money from quest NPC's, always pick barter skill checks.

>>379459264
Man, /v/ is so tsundere for Todd. Why don't you just ask him out?

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your mountain climbing is over, anon

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*shhhrrk*

>>379461253
wtf i want to fuck todderina now

>>379459475
yup, been playing it since may

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As I walk though the shadow of the valley of Obsidian I shall fear no evil.

>>379460979
Should be it's best played on a console

>>379490972
>bottom right

oh god

>>379479164
I think you should buy your mom's game, anon.

does anyone have a link to like the first todd posting threads?

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what the hell
why is Todd following me in Dragon's Dogma

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>>379493098
He's telling you to play Skyrim: Special Edition instead

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>>379459264
How do you think Todd feels about these memes?
I like to think he has a whole folder devoted to them on his computer and he keeps his favorites printed on the wall of his office

>>379459475
only fallout 4, i still dont have money for the season pass.
sorry todd but i need the money

>>379493098
He wants to make sure you stop playing DD and get Skyrim instead.

Spreading the word here because Hiro is selling 4chan out
4chan is doing some new shady stuff on some boards. /v/ is on the list.
>>>/g/60797824 dead
>>>/pol/129020602 >>379475456 or the new thread on ekansovi >>>/g/60809138

>>379497727
Got the Ublock thing, do I just add the 4chan filter and then I'm all good?

>>379498001
yeah just add ||ekansovi.com$domain=4chan.org

>>379486478
WAKE UP YOU SACK OF SHIT

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>>379498105
Ah great cheers anon. Also dropping a Todd here.

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>>379461461
>156KB
Begone impostor!

Let's face it, Todd probably wont announce anything interesting for his mod sandbox franchises, so there won't be all that much memery to be had.

REMOVE OBSIDIAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocW3fBqPQkU

>>379460552
>Activision bows to Toddganoffs
>in contact with Pete Hines
>direct descendants of the ancient liar bloodline
>posses salesmen-like abilities
>control the gaming industry with an iron, but fair fist
>own studios all over the US
>will bankroll the first climbable mountains (Throat of the World will be the first mountain)
>own basically every preorder bonus manufacturer in America
>you likely have a Pip-Boy™ on your wrist right now
>can create open worlds of 10+ miles - such size has only been seen in procedurally-generated games
>developed the Morrowind combat system in under a week
>devs entrust their empty promises with the twins - there are no servers at Hello Games, only Bethesda
>the Todganoffs will guide humanity into a new age of preorders, mountains and lies

>>379497727
>a gook is selling us out
shocking

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oc

Not one laugh in the entire thread. Even the people posting the todd images aren't laughing, I guarantee it.

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>>379499716
>Obsidian fans are STILL so mad that todd didn't pay them what he promised for a goal they didn't reach, that they actually argue he must have paid reviewers to score his game LOWER, because nothing is ever obsidian's fault.

>>379499961
I think having a metacritic requirement to get bonus is retarded and obsidian is retarded for agreeing to those terms.

>>379499961
And I say this as someone who still desperately wishes for an obsidian-made Fallout 4.5.

>>379500189
Relying on metacritic is still standard practice on the modern industry. 85 is pretty much the baseline "game is decent enough" standard most publishers use, EA-Bioware did when making Andromeda as well.
How else would you measure success, out of curiousity?

>>379489778
Fantastic