>You raised my hopes and dashed them quite expertly, sir. Bravo!
>Man, you go through life, you try to be nice to people, you struggle to resist the urge to punch 'em in the face, and for what?
>Stop, Stop! He's already dead!
Obvious one out of the way
>It's like I'm wearing nothing at all!
>Nothing at all!
>Nothing at all!
"Says who?! Was it the Bugbear? Is he talkin' about me again?"
>tekken
The sidewalk's for regular walking, not for fancy walking
>>379455125
Am I wrong?
No it's the children who are wrong.
>>379455125a la grande le puse cuca
>>379456324
Perfect
“Game’s over, losers! I have all the money. Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves.”
>Fine, I'll go build my own lunar lander! with blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the lunar lander and the blackjack!
We have failed to uphold Brannigan's Law. However, I did make it with a hot alien babe. And in the end is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars?
>>379459272
kek
>>379459272
I dun get it
>>379460873
Chuck's suck and fuck
>You know, I was god once.
>Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.
> I thought someone with 2 wifes was supposed to be happy
> no, you're thinking of someone with 2 KNIVES
> moe is holding 2 knives
> I gotta admit, this is pretty great
>I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies
>I hate these filthy Neutrals, Kif. With enemies, you know where they stand, but with Neutrals? Who knows?
>It sickens me.
"What have they done to you, Gary?"
>>379463526
Well played
"oh wait, you are serious, let me laugh even harder"
>I came to this world with a simple dream. To kill all humans. And this is how it must end?
>Who's the real evil 7 billion ton giant robot?
If you kill anyone make sure to eat their heart; to gain their courage! Their rich, tasty courage...
>>379463526
Oh how awful. Did he at least die painlessly?... To shreds you say. Oh well, how is his wife holding up?... To shreds you say
>>379457551
Nice
>B-but it was a contest for children!
>Yeah, and Homer beat their brains out!
>>379463572
Any SMT Alignment debate ever.
AAAAAAAAHHHHH, DEATH!
>>379455309
Would only really work with ME3. I don't think anyone had hope in Andromeda.
Who brought us here?
I don't know.
Did you bring us here?
No!
Iron helps us play!
>evil is coming
>what shall we do, N'gungo
>from now on you're N'gungo
>>379455125
>"Grease me up, Woman."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmL54tqqWZg
Kotor 1 playing dark side
>>379461685
>I’ll build by own theme park. With blackjack, and hookers. In fact, forget the park!”
Ifittakes forever...
>that young man fills me with hope
>plus some other emotions that are deeply confusing
>>379465070
I knew it wouldn't be spectacular, but I thought it would at least be okay.
>Does my face remind you of the grim specter of deaaaaath?
>>379466863
Nice
>there are 2 types of people in this world, sheeps, and sharks
>you win again gravity
>>379466997
>Uh, excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug?
>FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT
>anyone without a ship should secure a weapon and fire wildly into the air.
>when I'm in command every mission is a suicide mission.
>Nobody ever suspects the butterfly.
>>379455125
"It's still the same Team Fortress 2 as before!!!"
"...but it's got a new hat."
>>379457551
Bioshock 2
>in my time we didn't depend on high-tech gadgets like you do. We didn't need a mechanical washing unit to wash our clothes, we just used a washing machine
>>379467314
>Well, howdily-doodily, neighbors. Shouldn't you be in your shelterinis by now?
>We haven't got shelterinis.
>scalpel... blood bucket... priest. Next patient!
>>379467980
>We all know the one thing we wouldn't need in the future, left handed stores
>Oh, the professor was right! We're not as good as his old crew!
>Well, I aim to prove him wrong. It'll take more than a few deadly, deadly bees to--OH LORD!
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>379468351
And I post the wrong image like a tard
>>379456714
I don't get it
>if you want children beaten, you've got to do it yourself
>Battleborn
"Well at least I still have my self esteem..."
>WHOA! LOOK AT THOSE MAGUMBOS!
Would you like to play again?
You have selected "no".
>Of course folks were tougher in them days, i was jitterbugging that very night
>I'm looking for Amanda Hugandkiss
>Stop exploding you cowards!
>Upon closer inspection, these are loafers
>Thanks to denial, I'm immortal.
>This isnt war, its a murder...
>Dis isnt war its a moidah!
>So, you want a realistic, down-to-earth show... that's completely off-the-wall and swarming with magic robots?
>Brothers and sisters, there is still a witch among us
>Let us now open the floor to wild accusations
>Counselor, what evidence do you offer to support this new plea of insanity?
>For starters, they done hired me to represent them.
>Insanity plea is accepted!
I said I don't want any damn vegetables!
>>379468406
This game makes my skin crawl. Why did I buy it...
>Those Egg Council creeps got to you too?