JUST

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>>379446607
PLEASE BE REAL

GOTY

>>379446607
kek

Would we have trick carts? Like you cold swap between speed and utility. Have an edgy fast hunter motorcycle, but then it moves around a bit to become more kart like with utility/weapons to hit other players.

Tonight... Gehrman joins the race

>>379446734
kekky

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>>379446801

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COULD THIS BE EVEN BETTER THAN KNACK 2?

*sigh*
I guess Sony won, again

>>379446873
kek

>Red Phantoms are players playing on the Reverse Tracks
>collecting more Insight can let you see shortcuts, but also causes more hazards in your course overall

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Ah yes, a hunter is always a hunter, even in a race.

>>379446873
Keksimus

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If this was real, how would /v/ react?
Would you buy it?

>>379447079
Keksimost

>>379446892
MASTA-PIECE BAYBEEEEE

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Ahh, you were my kart all along.

>>379447165
they cant keep getting away with this

>>379447126
I would prefer a broader Kart Souls

>>379446607
Will the hunter be in the next all stars battle royale?

>>379446801
>Blue-shelling Gehrman on his wheelchair

>>379447221
Yes, dark souls has more characters overall, and bb has too much monsters and creatures that would really work in a kart.

Just go out and race a few tracks! It's for your own good. You know, it's just what racers do! You'll get used to it...

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>>379446607
I would legit buy a Switch just for this.

>>379446607
WHERE DO I PUT MY MONEY

We are born of the track

Made men by the track

Undone by the track

Our tires are yet to inflate

Fear the old mud

Hello good racer. I am a doll, here in this dream to look after you.

>>379447126

I would buy a ps4 for it.

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>>379446801

Oh, a raysa, are ya? And an in the outside lane? What a mess you've been caught up in. And tonight, of all nights.

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>>379446607
The more you post this, the more I am hyped for a game that will never happen and shouldn't happen.

>>379448471

May you find your worth in the third lap.

>/v/ shits all over MK8 and anything Nintendo
>this rumor pops up
>/v/ loves it and hopes it's real

what did they mean by this?

>>379446734
>>379446873
>>379447079
>>379447165
WOW it's like I'm in a reddit simulator, top tier lads, upboated

>>379448697
do you see anything saying nintendo in the OP, faggot?

>>379446607
>Origin?

>Kart

>>379446734
>>379446873
>>379447079
>>379447165
Go back to whatever shithole you came from.

>>379448717
>on this episode of anon getting triggered over nothing

fucking lol

>>379446607
How in the hell would you roll roll attack?

>>379446607
How do you unlock the doll?

I fucking hate grinding the Cainhurst Castle track to get the Logarius Wheels.

I keep falling off the roof.

I hate ice tracks.

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>>379448841
Compare, then go back

>>379446607
I FELL DOWN TODAY

>Diddy Kong Racing style bosses and single player
>single-use item drop weapons throughout course, melee ones for close range, guns for long range
>blood vial speed ups
>molotov cocktails as sort of oil slicks
It would actually work

"Fast Racer of the Track,
Have you seen the green light?
Are my Road Warriors the honorable drivers I hoped they would be?

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>final lap on Cathedral Circuit, in 2nd place with a Crowsteel player ahead in 1st
>still have some homing quicksilver bullets from the insight box from the last lap
>go for the kill on the final straight
>he fucking Old-Hunter-Bone drifts out of the way of every single one
>honks his AWOOOOOOO Micolash horn as he's passing the finish line just to rub it in
FUCK THIS FUCKING EDGELORD WHY THE FUCK IS HE EVEN IN THE GAME

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>>379448940
>slip off from the ice road
>get killed by the blood suckers again

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ahh, Kar... or some say, Karts... Do you hear our Engines?

>Mergot in a stroller
>Logarius' Kart wheels are Logarius' Wheels
>Micolash on an Amygdala head style Hamster wheel
>Witches of Hemwick are still losers

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Mercedes, or some say... Mercedes-Benz

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>playing Old Yarnham Curcuit
>maining my blades of mercy build
>drift past executioner like a madman
>hit an insight box and get cannon
>destroy the guy behind me and hear his cursing and everything
Where did it all go so right?

>a course should be left well alone

>>379448776
well, the word "kart" and all the people referencing mario kart in the thread?

sony nigs are the biggest fucking hypocrites on the planet

Racers falling all over the track....you'll be one of them sooner or later...

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"May you find your worth in the racing world."
Bloodborne: The Fast and the Bloodiest

>>379449485
Have you ever had fun in your life. Do you understand the concept?

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>speed boost

AWAY AWAY

>>379449590

Roadborne : The Old Racers

>>379449481
Oh I know very well. How the finish line beckons so sweetly

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cart or some say kart

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Hopefully I don't get in trouble for this, but I managed to sneak a picture of some work in progress. Sorry for the quality.

Three third places.

Doll waving the starting flag

8 playable characters
The Hunter
Micolash
Gascoigne
Maria
Alfred
Iosefka
Gehrman
Patches or Eileen

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I never knew how much I needed this.

>>379449649
jesus christ that's fucking amazing

>>379446607
>not Kart Souls

>>379449934
>fucking Ludwig and and orphan as on disc DLC

it's ok when sony does it I guess

>>379449891
>reused assets with that lamp
Shit game/10

may the good boosts guide your way

wahoo

>Racing against Maria
>She's way ahead of me
>Suddenly she stops
>I keep going ahead of but suddenly her kart emits a huge explosion which knocks me off course and causes everyone else to catch up to me

fuck this game

>tfw this would make a very fun game but wont exist because its too out of left field

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Ah, you were in my kart all along. My true transmission, my guiding gear stick...

An engine should be left alone

>>379449806
Lost it

how the fuck do you get racing against Blood starved Beast?

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GAME OVER

YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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>I must take my lead

Report in, Crowsteel mains.

>>379449934
no bloody crow of cainhurst

>>379446734
or some say kekm

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>Burial Blade powerup
>5 prey slaughtered

They need to nerf the range

THE BURNING RUBBER, OH IT SINGS TO ME

>>379450638

screw that, KartHammers represent!

>>379450603
>gets infinite lava trail powerup and speed boost halfway through the race

How is this fucking fair? Don't even get me started on the fire spit. Doesn't even fucking matter if he starts at last place, fucker always ends up finishing in Top 3

>used all my boost vials in the orphan race
>gotta go farm some boost
fuck this shit.

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>>379450716
HEHEHEHEHE

>It's an Orphan rubberbands episode

Fuck him and his embryobile, they always do this with boss racers

>>379448471
>>379448654

Very well, let the echoes become your speed. Let me stand close, now, open your gas cap.

>>379446607
>Not Armored Souls

>>379446607
I do not own a PS4.
I hate souls games.

But I'd buy this is a fucking heartbeat.

who the fuck designs the Chalice tracks? Its like a mismatch of elements at random.

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>Origin

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>But then there was gas, and with it came disparity: slow and fast, car and cycle, winers and losers
>And from the amateur rank they came and found the lords engine within the gas

>>379450648
Such a minor character

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFwQBGL6pIc

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>>379446607
Yharnam is the home of go-kart ministration. You need only reach the finish line. But, where's a racer like you to begin, eh?
Easy, with a little kart of your own...

>>379451076
Why? What's the appeal if you don't play souls games? The novelty would be lost on you, just like this thread. Would you simply bu it to ride le epic meme train? Fuck off.

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>>379446801

>>379451363
He wants grimdark mario kart

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>Byrgenwerth track that starts with you racing through forbidden woods and ends with drivers launching off a ramp into the moonside lake, dodging Rom's arcane barrage and speeding past Willem waving a racing flag

>>379446801
>He literally says this if he passes you

>>379448954
t. newfag from /pol/

>>379446607
YOU RACE RIDDEN RAT!

>>379451310
Love it

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Why would anyone ever want to race on a track with no walls?

Fuck Nascar of Mensis

>>379447221
You mean From Kart. May as well include all of their IPs.

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>>379449219
>honks his AWOOOOOOO Micolash horn

Underrated

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>Origin

FUCKING PC WINS AGAIN BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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Karter Logarius

FUCK OF REDDIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>379450716
underrated post

Ahhhhh Kos...

Or some say Cars...

Do you hear our tires?

>>379451559
Shut the fuck up and go back to your shithole website, retard.

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>mfw PCbros will NEVER EVER get Bloodborne Kart

How does it feel to be unable to play the most kino of kart racers?

someone post the one where it was a blurry picture of it being on a steam page

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>>379451989
Anon...

What's the best kart in the game?

My vote is for Ludwig's Rolly Blade

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>>379451989

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>>379450474
ROOOOOOOWRIIIIIIIIIIIING STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART!

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>>379451949
This is my shithole website, you aspie

>>379452278
>not using the chikarte

>>379446607
>origin
>PS4
???

>>379452509
The edit clearly was not meant to be taken seriously. It's meant to be a starting point for interesting conversation on the possible bloodborne kart racer

>>379452409
Personally I know it's a shit pick, but I love the Zoom Hammer.

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>>379446607
Audible kek

>>379446607
>Nintendo suddenly ups the ante as they get off their asses and improve Mario Kart as they now have a competitor
>Bloodborne Kart is its own series in a few years
>Mario Kart putting out new gimmicks to outdo them
>in 2020 "Mario vs Bloodborne at the F1" is a real game
>Bloodborne rep in Smash

>>379450401
[engine rev up]

>>379446607
Will nineball be a guest character?

Were they reading those mario kart deepest lore threads?

>old Yarnham circut
>150 cc class
>last lap
>in 2nd
>hit the last insight box
>gold pendant
>use it, become vicar amelia
> "Let us pray, let us wish... to parkart in communion."
> hits the 1st kart, its Father Gascoigne
>crushs it
> Finish in 1st

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>>379446607
post yfw it's real

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>>379453061

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>>379449902
Underrated post

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>>379453061

>>379452509
New PS4igin crossplay service

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Good Racer of the Church,
Have you seen the track?
Are my Church Racers the asphalt burning pole position holders I hoped they would be?

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>this thread
I missed this side of /v/

>>379446892
Of course.
Knack 3, however...that'll be the game-changer.

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>>379452278
Kart of Mercy masterrace

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Imagine the shortcut porn.

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>Last lap of Cainhurst Circuit
>one turn before the final stretch
>Doll is way out in front and Cleric Beast just holding me behind him, not even trying to win
>Insight crate gives me beast blood pellet

That's gg folks

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>>379452278
Who ordered delivery?

>>379446791
Wasn't there a Sonic racing game like this?

>>379453869
>have to go through a machine gun danger zone in Old Yharnam
>unless you do a Mario 64 slide style drop onto part of the track below you

I'm feeling it

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>>379453061

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The Light is close. It will be a long Race tonight

Winning quote
>What's that smell?
>DUST

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>>379451941
>>379450401
>>379450438
>>379449661
>>379449568
>>379451754
>>379453514

>/v/ will never write the next Mad Max movie

fug

>He doesnt main Little Girl in a Hog
Fucking plebs, all of you.

STOP MAKING CAR JOKES YOU FUCKING BASTARDS

Arcane karts are cancer.

>>379446607
[eurobeats intensifies]

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>>379454883
I'm guessing you're DRIFTING into insanity. Or do you feel like you're going to short CIRCUIT?

>>379454642
Fuck you.

>>379455174
I think he just got a bit car-ried away

>>379455174
I'm having a Deja Vu with this post, i think i been in this place before.

No. We will not abandon the race
*drives past you*
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOO

We've been joking about Kart Souls for years, Sonybros.

>>379455634
We are born of the race, made men by the race, undone by the race. Our gears are yet to shift.

Fear the old gas

Our tires are yet to turn

3
2
1
YEAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW

>>379455021
>Micolash's A Kart Beyond
Fucks up everyone on the track. Shit is OP as fuck.

This was once a safe podium for racers. A pit stop where hunters used mechanics to enhance their karts and mettle. We don't have as many tools as we once did, but... You're welcome to use whatever you find. Even the pit doll, should it please you...

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GRANT US TIRES

TIRES TO LINE TO INSIDE OF OUR KARTS

Ah, Karts, or some say Kartsm.

Do you hear our wheels?

>>379457076
yeah man so funny it's only the 30th time the joke has been made ITT

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>there are people posting in this thread RIGHT NOW that can't 150cc threaded lane

>>379457245
please down downboat me i want the karma :~(

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>>379446607
Almost wish this was actually real so I could watch the Sonydiots desperately trying to use it to declare us P"Cucks" over and over like broken records.

A droover must droove.

Leave the drooving of droovers to me.

>>379446801
TOP KEK

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>>379449891
I kinda want to fuck that driver

Try getting first place in this sorry state! All mangled and twisted with every inside on the outside for all the track to see!

>>379457639
>unironically swearing allegiance to a fucking gaming platform

Kill yourself, you're no better than the "Sonydiots" nintenbros or xbots you bitter poorfag.

>>379457639
Someone's not in the know

>>379446734
>>379446873
>>379447165
>>379447079
kekking kekkers! lelling lellers!!

>>379446892
>>379447174
But ill have da spahgehetti an meatbaoooolls

>>379457245
Shut the fuck up you assmad dweeb

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>>379446607
Kek. This is what happens.
>Its fake. Sonybros all sigh in relief as their precious single good exclusive isn't RUINED for one more year seeing as they are still recovering from other blows.
OR
It's real and all the Sony fags band together to try to convince /v/ that it's the best racing game ever convinced by mankind even though Nintendo does it better.

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>Ooh, what's that smell... The sweet rubber, ooh, it sings to me! It's enough to make a man drift.

>>379446607
>Get this instead of unkarted
It's not fair

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>>379458125
>actually bringing up nintendo
now that's a KEK. sony also sucks BTW

>>379458125
Even if it was mediocre gameplay wise, it'd still be amazing for the sake of novelty.

>>379458125
Hey, I used to make of of P4 DAN but it's a great game
not all Spinoffs are bad

>>379446607
Sadly, the game industry don't got the balls of steel required to pull off something like that.

>>379458314
>make of of
This is me having a stroke
Make fun of*

>>379458281
Name another company putting out cart racing games. Consistently.

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I feel like a race against Ludwig could be it's own mode where he goes super fast and you have to beat him to the finish without him killing you
and in the last lap he pulls out the sword

I hated Bloodborne but I would play the fuck out of Bloodborne Kart unironically

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>>379457639
>he wouldn't be unironically hyped for Bloodborne Kart

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>>379458498
not sony, kekker boy, yet you're getting all defensive

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>>379450716
Oh fuck I actually laughed out loud. I am mad I never thought of that lol.

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>>379458645
No I was just curious. You made fun of me for mentioning Nintendo, yet Nintendo is the only company making cart games consistently. I don't play them, but I know Mario Kart is a staple of their company. Did you even read my post anime boy?

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>Micolash as the track announcer/commentator

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>>379458562
>shits on sonybros
>sonybro defends the idea
Nice.

>>379458125
Man if this was real it would be one of the most absurd games ever to be released. It wouldn't be a novelty, it would be an anomaly. It would be amazing.

And of course it's not real, slap yourself

>>379450716
>>379446734

Or some say checkem this 7

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>>379458848
ease up, kekson. no one is going to hurt you on the 4chan-v

>>379458958
It was more of a hypothetical, but whatevs.

>>379459073
Hokay pally. Your smug anime pics aren't impressing anyone. I'll be leaving this comment now. Catch ya on the flip side.

>final lap on Blood Starved Beast Bridge
>fully upgraded Kosm Kart
>in first place by a large margin
>go into final stretch
>faggot in second snipes me with Call Beyond
>pops Old Hunter's bone and zooms past me to win it

fuck this game, ARC is broken

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>>379459165
but why? you're a leet hacker 4chan-v guy. the infamous asshole of the internet

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>>379458910
Nice try I don't even have a ps4
Only because I'm too poor although I really want to play Bloodborne

>>379459236
>>379459073
>>379458645
faggot

>>379451949
/v/ is everyone's shit whole site. This 9 proves it.

>>379459236
holy fug, my dick

>>379448805
go and kek yourself, buddy

>>379459294
My sentiment exactly.

>>379458061
>waaaaaahhhhhhhhhh I wan't muh upvotes

Shh baby shhh.

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>>379450716

>>379458910
>shitposter forgets about the word filter yet again

Nice.

>>379449264
VAROOOOOOOOOOOM
VAROOOOM

>>379459713
Liked and friend request sent.

>>379460112
it's enough to make a man speed

>>379446607
Assuming this isn't fake and gay, what the hell led to this?

>>379446607
Man and I am playing through Bloodborne. Fucking Blood Starved Beast fuck you! Bastard is being a bitch.

>>379446607
THIS WAS POSTED AS A JOKE ON REDDIT DAYS AGO

YOU FUCKING IDIOTS

>>379460558
>Reddit
Leave

>>379460538
>BSB level
>multiple split paths
>all right tracks are a trap
>only correct way to go is hang left

Why hasn't this meme thread been deleted already?

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>tfw its real

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>>379459334
i know, right?

>>379459294
>>379459419
KEK KEKKERS

I would unironically play the shit out of this

Grant us Wheels....
Grant us Wheels...

>>379460558
Of course it's fake, you clod. It's still fun to think about.

>>379460558
>Plebbit
Get out before I post spilled chocolate milk and derail this thread into oblivion.

>>379448471
>yfw the doll is a crash test dummy

>>379453061
I would go out and buy a PS4 right now if it was confirmed. Then I could get two games for it.

>>379449125
>Boss race against vicar Amelia
>She's sitting in a cart too small for her
This sounds amazing

>>379461576
>boss race against micolash
>his cart is a big cage

Who the fuck thought chalive course would be a good idea? I can't even get past the ones where spiders just spawn endlessly and push you off the road.

>>379461869
>not just running like a madman

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>>379461918
>tfw can never beat Hard Mode Rom Kart

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>>379452278
>>379452409
>>379453854
>>379453938
>not the stake driver
Don't even have to change the name

>>379462138
>As he runs he leaves a trail of puppets you keep bumping into

>>379446607
>Moon presence just appears at the finish line every single time.

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>>379450716

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>>379446607
Why do so many unironically care about From shit? They literally all play and feel 100% the same. And they're never even good. Also shit performance and glitches.

So fucking repetitive.

Is it a meme? Because of the "if you don't like this, you are a noob" marketing? This literally would explain EVERYTHING, considering how many casuals we have here and of course on NeoFAG.

>>379462510
NEVER

>>379446607

Why do I feel like if this was properly executed it would be an absolutely incredible game?

>drifting leaves a bloody smudge
>blood starved beast's skin flaps comically with the wind
>wooden shield is an item that does nothing
>at the start, an old guy waves the checkered flag while shouting AWAY

>chalice cup
>4 tracks that are randomly generated

>blood vial is boost
>call beyond to bash people in front of you
>old hunter bone can dodge attacks or skip over gaps
>darkbeast fucks up the camera like bloopers
>moonlight greatsword is like cape

>>379446607

>Gather insight from insight cubes
>Now you can see shortcuts, but also amygdalas everywhere on the track
>think you're in first place
>you're actually in a nightmare
>you didn't just lose, you're insane

>>379462554
I already finished BB, no worries. It's shit.

>>379451949
>being as rude as possible in an attempt to fit in
Stop doing this shit, all of you.

>>379462726
Sure, PCbro

>>379462575
>orphan
3
2
1
YEEEEEEOOOOOOOW

>>379460213
*waits to accept it so i don't look to desperate*

Pft, yeah I'll get around to it when I'm not so busy having a healthy social life with meaningful friend whom care about me as much as I care about them, dork. I'm busy getting laid tonight like I do multiple times a week and no it hasn't been over a year since I've had any meaningful intimacy with someone who wasn't a disgusting barfly, loser.

>>379463185
cute

>>379460685
Because it's good fun, videogame related, and unusually low in the ammount of consolewar shitposters. Why would you want this thread to be deleted unless you were one of them?

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>>379462876
>Ps4 is muh secret club, only I played Bloodshit

Sometimes, /v/, sometimes you're alright.

>>379462510
Because they're fun games
I've played them all and yes they all play and feel the same but each game is more content and more bosses to fight, if they aren't your type of game don't play them

>>379447514
The racetrack IS the monster.

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>>379462510

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Handling
Acceleration
Top Speed
Weight

You have 15 stat points, each of the above stats can be anything from 1-5.

What are the stats of

-Gherman
-The Doll
-Gascoigne
-Your main
etc

>>379451643
>Armored Kart

dude...

>>379462561
Because it would. BB has mechanics that would actually translate well to a cart racer. unlike Unkarted or LittleBigKart or whatever they tried first. Also the comical clash of styles would be hilarious in it's own right.

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>>379462575
>>at the start, an old guy waves the checkered flag while shouting AWAY

It's enough to make a man KEK

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>slam the brakes to read a message another player left, hoping it's directions to a shortcut or pickup
>"tongue but hole"
>red kart rockets into mine from behind, launching me off a cliff
The people that play this game are autistic retards
>inb4 "git gud"

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>>379462510
ftfy

>>379465849
Oh fuck that's good

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>>379446607
Do I get to ride one of these?

>>379458520
Ah, you were at my side all along. My true mentor, my guiding moonlight...
*Hits moon-shaped boost button*

What are you still doing here? Enough revving in your boots. A reysah moost rayse.

What a fool I am. I'll have to drift carefully.

>>379458498
SANIC ALL STERS BOI
its actually breddy gud unlike mk8 which was extremely dissapointing after botw. need to try ctr though

>>379462510
cool b8 but no other games fills its niche. like an actual cart racer if you like the niche theyre very satisfying to play. honestly not very derivative desu except of berserk, which is a good thing.

>>379464206
1 handling
1 accel
5 speed
5 weight
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Why can't this actually happen? This would be a fucking amazing game.

What's stopping them?

>>379446892
Not as good as Super Mario Brothers 2

>About to overtake first place on the last lap
>still have Old Hunter bone ready
>I burn it and snag the lead
>Amygdala spawns and snatches me in the tractorbeam

>forgot passes increase Insight

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>Drive off course
>Get sacked
>Dropped back on track

>>379446734
Shadilay my MAGAPEDES! kekerino

DRIFTBEAST PAARL