You can't
>>379445338
Obviously Blizzard knew porn would be a thing. How detailed did their plans get though? It's perfect from a marketing standpoint - I like to think they had planning documents about seeding the SFM community. I wouldn't be surprised, but I'd love to read those someday.
Anyone have legitimate pictures of widow before her god forsaken ass reduction?
chun li
>>379445567
did they actually nerf her ass?
>>379445338
frogbutt
>>379445567
>>379445661
she looks like she runs bent over.
>>379445338
Harley Quinn
>one of /wfg/'s resident frogfags
I apologize on behaf of their shit taste.
>>379445650
No, it was buffed. During pre-release, it used to only be big when her Ultimate was active. Now it's always big and hasn't been touched since.
The only other case where it was "nerfed" is with the outfit with the frilly skirt.
>>379445846
:^))))
>>379445338
Absolutely Braptastic
>>379445338
That ass is way too big, needs to be smaller
>>379445846
Yeah, us REAL assbros only like Nova.
>>379445338
She farts from there. She poops from there. It smells like dead skunk in between those cheeks.
Yet retarded niggers STILL insist ass is better than tits?
>>379446145
How do you come to terms with the fact that a woman's sex hole is directly below her pooper?
Give me Amélie gf.
>>379446145
I would devour that asshole
>>379445338
ewww, that ass is way too big
>>379446087
>Not valk
Shit taste
>>379446492
>>379446145
>>379445338
>>379446747
Cat has only the tiniest of butts, there's practically nothing there
>>379445338
Rainbow Mika
>>379446764
Women love getting their asses ate yet are always surprised when you want to do it for them
>>379445338
Skye
>>379447268
>elf ears for no reason
Dropped.
>>379447119
His mouth is at her genitalia, my man.
>>379447268
>his mom bought him megablocks instead of legos
>>379447407
>Legos
>Plural
>>379447109
SFV is ass central in general
>>379445338
>>379447479
shut the fuck up you dumb idiot
>>379447303
Maybe she's an elf. In which case, all the more reason to drop her dirty fucking elf ass.
>>379447571
Someone's defensive
>>379447407
>>379447479
>>379447571
>>379447627
Get a room.
>>379447571
>being this assblasted over being wrong
>>379447682
cringe
>>379447571
Not him but technically the term is Lego Bricks, it's a Kleenex Tissue situation.
>>379447748
>>379445551
>Ana grabbing her own daughters ass
>>379447518
would get braped by any of those desu
>>379446782I used to fap to ganondorfs trophy in melee. That cup he wore turn me on for some reason. Haha.
>>379447927
This. There isn't enough mother x daughter yuri incest porn. Even futa is next to nothing. Or it's fake incest.
>>379445338
Gigas
>>379445338
d. va's is more proportional and natural
also younger
>>379448021
>>379448120
Because yuri is dull as dishwater
>>379445462
I thought it was rather obvious. Use sex appeal but cover it up by making the entire game about diversity. You get literally both sides of gamergate
>>379446145
Fuck off Ireland
>>379448170
>All these new beautiful ladies in T7
>GigASS still the thiccest
She doesn't even have an ass, she just has lordosis.
Post Haydee
>>379447927
>>379448120
She'll give her true love.
>>379445338
>>379448021
>mfw
>>379447518
True
>>379448251
Irrelevant.
>>379445338
>Overflat
>any ass
Several games have better asses
>>379447518
This, although i would say that Widow's rear can stand among SFV asses without problem
>>379448325
Not enough...
>>379448414
Cammie is more muscle, Widow is just flat out phat.
>>379448473
But what can one ass do against so many?
>>379448414
Can you do this, though?
>>379448520
She may give you mommy love too...
>>379448021
Literally no one can compete
>>379445338
first of all stop using sfm pictures from amateurs
>>379448391
>>379448619
post gifs in 2017? No actually, i deleted them all
>>379448724
>>379448752
that poor vertebra
never stood a chance
>>379448752
I thought ellowas quit.
>>379448767
A webm for a 4 sec gif? Why? And webm support isn't on Discord either.
>>379448585
>Widow is just flat
exactly, the size difference between them is huge
>>379446145
>She farts from there
Gee, whodathunkit? You must be some genius, I tell you what.
>She poops from there
Yes, and? So does just about every other organism on this fucking dirtball we call a planet. Got any other jewels of wisdom you niggering dipshit?
>It smells like dead skunk
Only if the stupid bitch is some skank who doesn't wash. Maybe if you stopped fucking your dead mother's cunt, you'd know plenty of girls smell just fine.
Retard.
>>379448746
I will never get over this. It's too skin tight and his package is just there. I wish DOA did this with males. And yet smash got it for some reason.
>>379446145
>She farts from there. She poops from there. It smells like dead skunk in between those cheeks.
>>379448810
>>379448724
>>379448520
I need to breed her.
I want to use the same toilet as widowmaker! She would probably keep the seats very warm!
>>379448742
Keep sleeping, Aniki!
>>379448269
>TFW his ass outclasses virtually everyones
>>379448946
Haha very funny. Smart ass.
>>379448823
Holy shit, thank god for nintendo
>>379449132
...huh??
>>379446145
>She farts from there
that's the anus, not the ass
> She poops from there.
are you retarded?
>It smells like dead skunk in between those cheeks.
you can fuck a pussy from there, are you gay?
> ass is better than tits?
you have no argument, ass give us access to pussy and anus from behind, tits are good but you can't even compare it Ass> anything
>>379449316
GO BACK TO SLEEP, ANIKI
>>379446145
>She farts from there. She poops from there.
So this...is /v/ intellectualism...whoa...
>>379449416
DELETE THIS
>>379449335
Plus, if a girl has at least some ass and no tits, she's still better off than one who has no tits and no ass. And it goes without saying that a girl with no ass and big tits is just sad.
>>379449201
He's thicc
But I like King's thiccness a little bit better
>>379449416
plus iceland
>>379449416
I love both.
I want a girl to straddle me, I want to hold her butt cheeks firmly while I suck on her nipples.
>>379447119
>Fucking this grill doggystyle.
>She's drunk.
>Ask her what she wants next.
>She asks me how I feel about eating ass.
>I eat that ass like I was eating ribs.
I can completely ignore her pussy and she can orgasm just from having her ass eaten.
I've always licked a girls ass while eating their pussy and they enjoyed but never talked about it or asked for it.
This slut was like: DO IT FAGGOT
>>379445338
>You can't
You're right,I can't
ANOTHER fart thread?
>>379449335
>arbitrarily attributing pussy and anus to the ass
>>379445846
Lmao kill yourself faggot
>>379449416
>north korea
>>379449335
Only boys have asspussies, idiot.
>falling for the ass meme
>>379445338
the bitch from PN03 and it's not even close.
>being a brap-lover in 2017
how
>>379449753
truly best Korea
>>379449784
/v/ is just contrarian.
don't worry, now that ass has become popular in the mainstream tits are due for a come back.
>>379448823
SSNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>379449868
How not.
>>379449416
Spoken like a true pleb.
Patricians know the one true choice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6ol8_I43Qk
No one who is an ass man can be all bad.
>>379449585
Do you have your Hepatitis A vaccine?
>>379449868
Brazilians
Cannibalistic monkeys that managed to get their hands on an internet connection.
>>379446145
>liking ass = liking buttholes
tired of this meme
>>379447817
>Playing hospital part
>Co-op with a dudebro friend
>He was Sherry
WHY CAN'T TITS DO SOMETHING DISGUSTING ON A DAILY BASIS LIKE FART OR SHIT
IT'S NOT FAIR
>There are still faggoos in this thread that would take useless milk sacs over glorious ass
>>379449927
>posts prison school
>ignoring the character prefers boobs and just made bullshit up to appease the ass man principal
>>379448414
I'd suck a fart out of either of there asses and swallow it if you know what I mean
>>379449886
But people cum on tits all the time
>>379450181
>>379450287
unf nice
>>379449975
No but I did just an oral yeast infection (Thrush) from eating pussy.
Womens bodies are disgusting and they cannot be trusted.
>>379450181
>Not wanting your face cemented in Lara's ass that it would take the jaws of life to get you unattached
>>379445462
They just saw the reason why so many japanese games were successful and adapted that method to a wider audience
>>379450581
>>379449750
>2017
>still attracted to shitholes
Aren't we suppose to evolve as a species? You're not a fucking Neanderthal.
>>379446145
>thatskindahot.jpg
>>379449750
Wait she knows we're seeing her ass?! What fucking black magic is this?
>>379450181
My fellow ass loving Patrician brothers, hear me!
Save this picture and use it counter all anti-ass Jewish propaganda.
It is your DUTY to protect that booty!
>>379450147
It's called having an epiphany; he finally saw the light and realized that asses are life.
>>379450581
>her underwear doesn't even sink into her buttcrack
Not thicc
>>379450410
I mean, you see the wallow and filth they live in when they're single. Suggest a shower next time prior to gut grinding.
>>379445338
Imagine the favlour of that cervyx
>>379450663
Now this is shitposting!
>>379450708
Because she is perfect with a perfect ratio
>>379445338
Mei's is better.
>>379449827
this.
>>379450803
*looks up* BRRRRRAPP
"hehe sorry anon..."
*sniff...*
>>379447901
Where is the webm of her walking in a river dressed as that.
it had over 50+ replies on it and i never fucking saved it!!!
>>379450826
>>379450803
Wow, nice ischium.
>>379450820
Mei has both sides covered.
>>379450678
Evolve to what.liking useless tits?
At least asses contain something you cant actually fuck instead of rubbing useless milk sacs
On topic,Jill is 2nd best ass to Lara
>>379449416
>north korea
>having access to the internet
>having access to pornhub
>>379450927
>we are at a time of our lives where people answer with brap instead of liking the asses
>>379450936
Indeed.
>>379451008
Phase is currently my Paragon bae.
>>379451008
every straight man loves asses.
we just aren't obnoxious retards about it that pretend tits are somehow shit just because asses exist.
Ass men are the atheists of the fetish world, they made it uncool so now we can't associate with it anymore.
>>379450872
>Son, what does "BURR-RAP" mean?
>I-I-It's a funny internet maymay
>So this is why you can't get a job
>>379445338
Should probably say Morrigan, but eh.
>>379451130
god I wish that were me
>>379450820
Leave.
>>379451008
If you get so upset about brap posting you can always try posting your /e/ thread in the proper board
>>379451116
>admits to licking poop
>"W-well at least I have a job!"
>>379451130
this is what assfags believe
>>379451167
It's true though pham.
>>379451130
t-thicc!
>>379451118
She likes the clam though anon... Widow wants a T H I C C dicking
why is braarp posting so hilarious my dudes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKbbnp-HDE4
>>379451238
>calling out retards who use a shitty paheal meme means you like eating shit
Retards, everybody.
>>379450745
Not even when they're single.
I lived with my ex for 3 years and if I wasn't an Adderall'd out OCD cleaning machine our condo would have been shit hole.
They're so fucking lazy, selfish and stupid.
It's a miracle that they've survived this long as a species and why more and more men are become homosexuals.
Give me a bro who can contribute to a relationship on a financial and intellectual level and I would totally be fine with him sucking my cock and fucking his ass.
>>379451386
So, uh, is it bad that I think Nicki Minaj is really hot?
>>379451350
Alright,Beat this anon?
>>379451393
>when you completely destroy another anon in philosophical sexual debate by merely BRAAP posting and he has no option but to spam buzz words hoping he'll strike a nerve
>>379445718
>defend
i will at any cost
>>379451461
yes.
Squigs, despite being dead, has a nice booty.
>>379451508
You're the reason places like /v/ and /tv/ are ironic shitholes. Post-modernist scum children who need to live in two layers of irony. I hate you and everything you represent.
>>379451587
Shit.
>>379451713
you honesty can't complain considering the thread you're posting in.
you're part of the problem.
>>379451713
>make offtopic thread
>complain that people shitpost in your offtopic thread
>>379445338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_RRObhJcwI
>>379451508
And BRAAAAP isn't a buzzword?
>>379451786
>>379451781
Nice autism, kiddies.
>>379451806
>>379451130
Enjoy that BAN anon
>>379451393
People who conflate liking asses with liking anal and rimming ruin it for everyone.
>>379445338
>>379451713
>WAAAAAAAHHH STOP MAKING MY OFF-TOPIC THREAD BAD WAAAAAHH
>>379451912
>complain about quality of board
>fall back on muh autism
>>379452007
>>379452012
you don't understand, I like it when I do it because I always know when I'm being ironic.
>>379451979
>>379451781
>>379451786
>>379451823
>>379452007
There is literally nothing wrong with discussing asses as long as they are asses from vidya. Your definitions of on topic are garbage and autistic.
>>379452117
>muh thinly veiled tertiary thread!
there is no point in having your thread here, /aco/ and /e/ would cover all your overshit and ass pics.
>>379445338
2B/A2
>>379452117
I like asses. I just brarppost because it's hilarious to have someone trying to enjoy the sight of an ass but then it brarps and dissonance is created
>>379452012
Considering you're complaining about a thread nobody forced you into, yea, you must be pretty autistic to be getting involved.
>>379452182
Dump more from your 24 gig cuck folder, anon
>>379452182
>Calls other anons cucks
>Has ''saved'' cuck porn
>>379452342
im not complaining, im brapping
>>379452421
>I SAVED IT IRONICALLY DAD
>>379452421
>>379452430
>>379452482
to be fair he's probably directly linking from the URL of an archived thread he or someone else also shitposted in.
>>379450708
she's more thighs than ass
>>379452630
>he complains about board quality
>he ban evades regularly
Really makes you think...
>>379452630
is that cuck porn? I thought it was just called 'interracial porn'
>actually have fart fetish and fetish for facesitting
>happily married to a woman who feels like a goddess for getting me so aroused over these strange things
stay mad kids
Who else wants Widowmaker to sit on there face after a long sweaty day in battle?
>>379452851
All BLACKED.com porn is cuck porn because it's marketed entirely to racist white guys.
>>379453071
She'd be a 2nd option anon,I want Lara t sit on my face after a long day of useless archaeological adventuring.
>>379447109
Winner winner chicken dinner!
>>379453071
only if she farts on my face
>>379445338
Widow's ass is magnificent.
>>379445338
>>379445718
>>379446345
>>379446492
>>379448619
>>379449623
>>379449906
>>379450035
>>379451350
>>379453071
> Ca pique, n'est-ce pas
>>379452886
hi /pol/, how's your /tv/ invasion going?
Call me old fashion /v/ but I'd take Elizabeth over Widowmaker.
Tell me you wouldn't die happy with this view of Elizabeth /v/?
>http://i.imgur.com/Txq2m3w.mp4
>>379453367
>>379450691
Yes, there is an actual trophy for trying to peak under her skirt/look at her ass 10 times iirc
>>379453820
>eating ass
>you feel a waft of hot air wrap around you tongue
>>379453770
>muh /pol/
It's almost like one of the biggest boards on 4chan has people who post on other boards.
>>379454080
i'm saying if you don't care about board quality, you're not from here
>>379448876
he was on hiatus.
He came back and does regular stuff. But yeah, his Patreon is pretty mediocre (him getting paid wise).
Thing is he is a bit slow and can't keep up with Korean animators.
Dude is great with animation and lighting, guy doesn't make his own models so his Patreon is the only thing he can do.
>>379448306
puts the lord in lordosis if you ask me
>>379454150
Since when does /v/ care about board quality? And what does that have to do with the /pol/ boogyman?
>>379454150
>>379454080
>>379453770
As fucking terrible as this thread is, >>379449123 is way worse.
>>379454041
What game?
>>379454318
Well yeah any thread made with a Shadman pic is gonna be shitpost central.
>>379452630
I like Lena Paul, but not like this...
>>379448306
It's still an ass you idiot. For it to not be an ass it'd have to be concave like Hank Hill's.
>>379454346
Friday the 13th the Game.
>>379449585
cool story, was that from sexy beach or some visual novel?
>>379453172
>racist white guys
>fapping to black guys fucking "their" girls
Racist people aren't cuck, you fucking retard.
>>379450708
shes a robot she doesnt have a butthole
Challenge accepted
>>379448414
What fucking cretin took time out their day to make this.
>>379454824
Says who?
>>379445338
>>379449416
>Best Korea
>Iceland
>Bhutan
hmm
>>379454636
wrong.
racists love cuck.
they see black people as inferior so a girl fucking them is "degrading" her.
That's why they get off on it.
Otherwise it would just be a guy and a girl, nothing special about that.
>>379451130
HOW CAN WHTEY BOIZ COMPETE
>>379451141
Why would you shy away from posting your waifu's fantastic ass?
>>379455592
Her tits steal all the thunder
>>379455367
By owning property.
>Oh gurl look at that huge throbbing front yard fo yo kids to play in, if you don't go talk to him I will.
>>379455592
>>379455678
Her sister does it better in spades.
>>379455812
Just because she doesn't have any tits to flash, doesn't mean her ass is better.
>>379455678
She has some lovely tits, but her ass and thighs shouldn't be ignored.
>>379455920
>>379454865
what do you mean
>>379449416
Finally something best Korea and America can agree on
>>379455920
I objectively disagree. I present for the juries pleasure: Exhibit Butt.
>>379456019
Morr's endured for so long because her entire body is 10/10
>>379456064
Now if we could just get this to be canonical, Lil could stand as more than cute little sister material
>>379456206
It's very nice, but I present: Counter Exhibit Butt.
>>379449868
i cant find this anywhere sauce pls.
>>379456353
I must admit, it does have a certain attractiveness, but I still will fight for my clients right to Butt.
>>379456883
Remember this is still for who has the better butt, which I posit is still Morrigan.
>>379456883
>>379457082
Pretty sure the two have near the same measurements, so wouldn't their asses be roughly the same?
>>379447748
what could he have possibly meant by this?
>>379457343
I don't know what the official numbers are, but if Lilith can have such a teeny tiny chest compared to Morrigan's, I don't find it hard to believe her ass could be a different size too.
>>379448619
They removed that, y'know
>>379449889
;MMMMMMMMMMM YES MY DEAR
>>379448619
her ass inflates in that gif.
>>379457634
That pic is so old, Jesus. It's the main responsible of my yuri fetish too.
>>379458275
WTF am I looking at?
>>379458275
I knew I shouldn't have clicked it.
>>379446024
>Anons on /v/ still play nuclear throne
Nice.
>>379458275
>>379453367
>the reflection off her shiny ass
Is that...Is that the Twin Towers on fire with the smoke rising?
Pfft, ASSES? Who likes ASSES these days? Hahaha, cracked me up.
Tits ahoy!
>>379445338
BRAPPPFFFFFFFFFFTTT
*sniffffffff* ohh yes... curry for dinner?
>>379458798
Finally someone gets it.
Morrigan is hot!
>>379458798
hellyeah
>>379445338
>>379449496
You sir have great taste
>>379459190
Thanks.
>>379445338
i know nothing about memewatch but anyone that loves booty on a bodysuit is ok on my bookthe big fluffly girl is better tho
>>379445338
>yfw this character is 6'2"
>>379454038
Spoken like a true virgin
>>379458798
Being an ass man < Being a tit man <<<<<<<<<<< Being a T'n'A man
The funny thing is that you're all retarded. Both ass and tits are great, arguing that one is better than the other is stupid.
Insane marker man has better ass than french husband killer
>>379459732
>>379445661
>>379445736
I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed that Ivara's ass is rather prominent and shapely.
is there any fart porn of widowmaker
>>379449496
>And it goes without saying that a girl with no ass and big tits is just sad
This is true, a girl with no tits but ass you have a cushion when you pound the bucci.
>>379447268
Skye's ass is ridiculous. She even runs bent over.
>>379445551
>Tracer Front and center, despite having flattest ass and surrounded by 2 better ones
>Based Ana gropping her own daughter
>Mercy wearing Netting
>>379445551
I want to taste all of those clean assholes
>>379450287
>>379450181
Fag ass mods can ban you for that.
Ha ha ha! You are like little kids.
Asses? Titties? Both?
No.LEGS
>>379459586
What game
>>379450887
i got you fa m
>>379460620
this is what happens when you prefer booty over tity, you get into this shit
>pun intended
>>379450953
>>379450953
Jill wins because she is everything
>>379450953
Which RE game?
>>379452259
Good job falling for a sjw trick to sterilize /v/ of butt/ tit posting.
>>379460795
POO
>>379450035
>not liking buttholes
fag
>>379460930
>IN
>>379461134
>i literally like having shit in my mouth
can anyone remind me why this thread is still up
>>379450392
damn, shaak ti looks like that??
>>379461564
I dont know. Apparently https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/379458720/ was worth deleting more than this thread. Okay.
>>379461703
That's her model in The Force Unleashed
>>379445551
>fishnet stockings
>>379445551
>you're getting soft, darling...
>>379449229
>SmartASS
you fucker
>>379461974
>tfw no doujin where Anafattens upPhara
>>379462109
>>379461501
literal shitposting
>>379445567
OP here. There ya go
>>379462170
Whoops. Meant to reply to you with this >>379462364
>>379462170
Is ana grabing her own daughters ass?
Hot
>>379450035
Than why do you even like the Ass?
I don't get retards who like Ass but not like the central and most important thing about the ass, the thing that Ass covers, the butthole
are you fucking retarded?
>>379464182
If you like someone's eyes does that mean you want to fuck their eyes? No retard
>>379464694
Wew
>>379462364
Why hasn't the artist added Sombra's ass in yet?
>>379457082
I wholeheartedly agree.
>>379460579
>tfw you've fapped to that multiple times
>>379465118
no one understands
Ana and Phara best butt threesome.
>>379445338
Widowmaker is just a night elf.
>>379464182
I have a spanking fetish. They're also pleasant to look at.
Same argument works for breasts. Heterosexual men like them. But most of them don't need their milk.
>>379464182
fucking retard
>>379466805
I understand.
>>379449416
Of course, it's always the alpha countries that prefer ass over tits.
>>379446145
>>379466805
>not admitting to both
Pleb
>>379445338
HUGE BUTTS
best booty still
>>379473637
thats too much ass
>>379454038
Never happened
>>379473704
>>379449416
seriously i'm not a nigger and i think boobs are nothing special. i don't understand why people get excited when they see it. there is nothing sexual about it. maybe freud can explain it dunno.
>>379445338
Elizabeth from Infinite
>>379446145
You have to be 18+ to post here.
>>379474612
THICC
>>379446145
It's alright, you'll understand once you hit puberty.
>>379446145
>It smells like dead skunk in between those cheeks
hello, virgin
Is anyone else here into trannies/fembois purely out of an unreasoning lust for butts?
>>379450820
fat
>>379475337
I am.
For this exact damn reason.
>>379474807
>>379475035
>>379475303
What are you doing? That post was seven hours ago.
>>379474960
>THICC
>thigh gap
select only 1
>>379446145
that's not how anatomy works
>>379475469
some people just opened up the thread and that was one of the first posts they see what with all the replies
>>379475337
puffy vulva
>>379459732
*rapist killer
>>379450820
What could have been. . .
>>379475614
>buying into tumblr landwhale memes
Let me just end this thread here.....
>>379476030
Her legs are apart in your photo. She does not have a thigh gap.
>>379465284
She's there though anonshe's been there all along.
>>379445338
bayo, city catwoman.
>>379461136
MY MOUTH
>>379454636
Idiot.
Men who get off on black cuckold shit and women who exclusively prefer black men are both just as racist as people who actively call them niggers because in both cases they're fetishistizing and objectifying black men and seeing them as lesser than them.
>>379474548
It's a heterosexual thing, queers like you wouldn't understand.
>>379445551
>>379446145
>She farts from there.
When will a game actually give a real sexy girlbutt instead of the unrealistic semi-deformed shit we currently see in Bayonetta and Overwatch.
I mean Nier might be somewhat close, but it's a white girl with a petite upper body and suddenly it turns into a megga thicc kim kardashian below the waist.
>>379477329
wut
>>379477329
Go outside.
>>379477329
>2B
>Kim Kardashian
>mega thicc
Ireland pls go and stay go
>>379446145
Do you know you are talking, breathing and eating from the other end of your dirty shitcovered asshole and they are separated only by a long organic tube?
>>379471890
>alpha countries
>niggers and gook niggers
Top kek mate
>>379459350
>>379475337
Why would someone place a ping pong ball in the crotch with tight shorts ?
>>379450663
Why must good art be wasted on shit.
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>>379479698
This is what 5 year olds do that they think is funny. Just keep that in mind the next time you feel like posting something so productive.
>>379480207
>This is a MATURE board for MATURE people and you are DISRUPTING my masturbation session
>>379480331
>My autism cries out to me that I must post childish text because someone is having fun in ONE thread that is off-topic.
>>379480331
>/v/
>pinnacle of maturity
>>379480738
>I must post childish text because someone is having fun in ONE thread that is off-topic.
Isn't that what you just did with your "Excuse me but you're not being PRODUCTIVE" bullshit?
>>379480853
>it's childish to tell people they're not doing anything worthwhile for the thread
Awww, poor baby. Your feefees got hurt?
>>379480970
Check out Mr. Mature here.
>>379481035
>Says the guy who was BRAAAP posting
Oh, the ironing.
>>379481126
That wasn't me. I'm just not a dumbass.
>>379481178
And yet you're acting like you're doing something worthwhile shitposting in a thread that has no impact on you. Bravo Mr. Smartypants.
>>379445338
Overwatch porn SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS
>>379448981
Jesus Christ I fucking hate atheists. You know you fuckers are afraid of death because you don't know what'll happen to you after that.
You are a fucking retarded if you don't think He'll exists, and it does, specifically for degenerates like you.
>>379481270
I absolutely did nothing of the sort.
>>379481389
Where in that fucking post was anything about god mentioned you fucking retard?
classic
But no, you can't deny the best. No matter how hard you try and how much you fight.
>>379482270
A challenger butts in.
>>379446145
Tits are literally for babies. Ass is where you insert your dick in.
>>379449416
i think Japan is shifting to asses in the past few years though - i watch a LOT of jav and i noticed a shift from focus on tits to focus on ass. While their pornstars all have god tier tits and ass, the shift is still very noticeable, and i embrace it. Especially in the mommy incest porn xD
>>379483214
>xD
>>379449416
>tfw you're slowly turning the Australian continent red one fap at a time
>>379481389
dumb fucking phone poster replying to no one
>>379460429
>get to symmetras
Uhh
>>379483214
>xD
>this is the average intellgience of an assfag
And your opinion is wrong
>>379446145
>It smells like dead skunk in between those cheeks
Where do you get this knowledge from? Does own your own ass smell like dead skunk? If so, that's called being a fucking savage that doesn't wash yourself properly, and I can assure you that the majority of women and men alike are dissimilar to you.
>>379449416
Daily reminder, boobfags are killing the white man
>>379449416
How did they get the data from countries with no access to internet?
>>379460654
Anarchy Reigns
>>379450035
Ima eat her ass - Lil b
Making my contribution
>>379455678
Cuz its ass, man. Even on Morrigan its like...who cares?
>>379485646
>no Solid Snake posted yet
You disappoint me, /v/.
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UMhKEP7DcI
>>379457634
Best waifu, since she is both at once.
>>379459184
super thicc
>>379448021
>>379460680
the best
>all this ass vs. tits
>not realizing it's all about the thighs
>>379454080
>It's almost like
Gonna drop some truth bombs here. Be prepared.
2b's ass is pretty average in every way.
If Widowmaker didn't wear skintight shit and have a broken spine, her ass would also be average at best. Go look at pictures of her standing up straight.
Lara from the Tomb Raider reboots has the most boring, generic ass I've ever seen. You people are stupid.
DOA's girls asses are all the exact same.
Bayonetta has close to negative ass.
Elizabeth from Bioshock is one of the shittiest characters I've ever seen in fiction and blatant shitty waifubait. Kill yourself if you like her.
-Anon
>>379486686
Blasphemous speech in this thread.
>>379458782
What the fuck...........
>>379446145
Ever stuck your face in a girls ass? Smells heavenly. Who am I kidding of course you haven't.
>>379445338
I wonder why people play Overwatch
>>379486686
Wait, so do you like asses or boobs?
>>379445338
Fucking newfags
>>379486996
Asses.
I just don't blindly worship an ass because it's there. I worship GOOD asses, which are few and far between in videogames.
>>379446145
>"but I poop from there!"
>>379486686
I agree with all of this. So who's got ass in your opinion?
>>379487147
I'd be here all day. In terms of recent ones, nothing really comes to mind.
>anti butt people keep obsessing over poop
Do you never fucking clean your ass? Do you never eat any fiber?
>>379449496
No one will ever be able to dispute this. That is why ass is better.
>>379445338
Bunch of faggots in this thread.
>>379449416
>>379445551
>resolution
>>379450973
You know the top echelons have access right? So the stats mean Kim and his generals jerk it to butts.
>>379487138
>Not right now ya don't!
Does she count? Not a video game character, but somebody who works in the video games industry.
>>379458782
Sweet motherfucking christ I see it too
2b or bayonetta
>>379484946
Ireland is the savior of the white race
>>379445338
DONE
>>379446145
Oh child...
>>379482398
Peach is a good contender as her ass is a deadly weapon
>>379445338
>Implying
Robutt best butt.
asains rarely do ass nicely
>>379492503
>not even a humanoid
not even once furfagggots.
>>379492572
>furfaggot
>robot
That's a stretch. If anything she's a centaur.
>>379446329
Does a woman shit through her vag ?
Then what is your point
>>379486880
Sauce?
>>379445338
Vagrant Story
>>379492540
including in your picture
>people think its about the size, not the shape
>Not even a handful of CTRL F results for best ass and the ones that posted didn't even post images
This board is truly no longer worth browsing.
>>379495028
>her hip bones are flowing outward with her large butt
hmm
>>379446145
How many paint chips did you eat?
>>379497245
which game the V one?
You think that stinks?
>>379497325
>that's my fetish
>>379445338
Tyrands ass in blizzard's heroes of the storm is much better and real. Widowmaker's ass is elusively big but on further analysis much of it is the outfit.
Bayonetta
>>379450820
>>379455253
>>379477053
Racist if you do, racist if you don't. I love this generation.
>>379481389
>>379460372
>>379445551
Why is tracer the flattest girl the one with one of the biggest asses in this image? Why is mei's ass so relatively small?
>Zaryas ass
No problems there.
>>379450820
I would unload in Mei and then snuggle.
itt normies and niggers
>>379497325
I get annoyed when someone questions my penis's taste in anatomy, He can't be reasoned with and there is nothing I can do about it.
>>379481389
Anon is right. The lure of Slaanesh can only lead you to ruin.
Turn away from your heretical ways, deny the call of Chaos, and venerate your immortal Emperor before it's too late.
>>379493121
>what is urine
>>379476026
Her final concept art is just so ugly, a fat Chinese with a water pistol and her hair put lazily in a bun.
Can't see how anyone finds her attractive.
>>379493121
>>379446145
>Shits out rotten dead uterus
>Spits out blood
>Piss
>Worse of all: Placenta
Nothing tops vags.
>>379504195
>Posting ugly nips
>>379445338
Widow was made for sex. You could grope her ass and she would except it like a slut. Meanwhile Samus would shoot your head off it a second. You want Samus, you gotta earn her trust and her love and when the time is right you get invited into ass city.
It's much more worth it when you gotta work for it.
>>379446747
Litterally this
>>379446971
Bullshit. Valkyrie has the best ass because she isn't used up like saryn. The only possible contenders are Nova or ember, but valk still the best.
>>379504195
What's this all about?
>thread has been up for 16 hours
what did they mean by this?
>>379486857
>Have you ever ate shit out of a girls ass. It's heavenly.
>>379502135
>Immortal emperor
>rotten vegetable plugged into a toilet
>>379500816
Patty's butt is petite and shapely, not big and fat.
>>379448120
The best is the one where it's a step mother and daughterbut it turns out at the end they were just role playing, and are actually blood related mother and daughter.
>>379445462
a few millions into market research can go a long way
>>379449416
We need to send the blacks back to Africa.