Nintendo E3 leaks

if this is real i'm buying a switch 100%

Poor, poor printers.
Now only used by people making leaks and grannies.

>>379444241
HOLY FUCK


PRE ORDERED!!!!!!!!!1!


love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

>>379444241
Can confirm, I work for Nintendo

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>bayonetta 2.8

>>379444401
why? its all the same generic shitty games nobody would buy unless you are a diehard nintendo fan

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>No LEGO Marvel Super Heroes 2 Deluxe Edition

Fake

>>379444241
Only needed a PS4 exclusive in there to be completely believable.

Oh and some camera shake.

OH! and also you needed the image to be 254954x2597245 resolution because that would be realistic for most digital cameras nowadays.

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>>379444607


Bayonetta Double D(eluxe) confirmed?????

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>>379444241
>No The World Ends With You 2

>Pokemon Ultra Mega Hyper Omega Alpha Fire Blue Stars
Gotta be a Capcom title with those adjectives

>>379444669
im not serious ... this is obviously a joke post..

>>379444709
Resogun obviously, because its totally not exactly the worst case scenario possible for the switch hardware.

>>379444891
No i mean a game for PS4 only. Like they announce a new nintendo developed IP for PS4 only.

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>>379444830
Do you know how fucking perfect the 3ds would be for a TWEWY sequel?
It's too good for this world, Anon.
Won't ever get another Knights in Nightmare, or that rocketslime 3 game translated either.

>>379444995
Ah yes i see.

>>379444241
>could of

Holy shit I fucking loved the original wolly world

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>Mario Party 10
I know this is fake but i want it to be real.

>>379444241
>Bayonetta 2.8
Okay I hate you but that's hilarious.

>>379445520
>Mario Party 10

Nigga why? Dat series has been hot fucking garbage for the last 5 entries in the series.

>>379444241
This isn't blurry enough.

>>379444241
>only 1 3DS game when they said they have 3 Kirby games for 3DS in development and only released 1 so far

>FIFA 18
>December

FIFAs release during the 3rd and 4th week every September

>>379444241
sadly this is fake

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Pro tip to op for next time he tries to make fake leaks:

Dont print it out on a piece of paper because its pointless and makes it look fake as fuck. Why the fuck would anyone print out a piece of paper for a live stream?

>everything is dx now
is this a new meme?

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> Pokemon Ultra Mega Hyper Omega Alpha Fire Blue Stars

What kind of fucking name is that?

>>379444241
>"No other game for Samus"
Looks legit to me.

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>>379444241
>Switch Victims buried in ports of ho-hum shitware from what is now 2 generations ago

>>379444241
Reminder that someone posts this every year and its always fake.

>>379444241
This shit is by far my favorite part of E3. Just the hilarious bullshit that people post is fantastic.

>>379444241
>Pokemon Ultra Mega Hyper Omega Alpha Fire Blue Stars
>>>>>>>>Stars
Confirmed fake. Almost had me, too.

>>379444669
you are fucking retarded

>>379444241
Fake as hell but if they are rereleasing Mario Party 10...fuck you Nintendo. They better make a proper MP game without the stupid cart shit.

>>379444241
>still no advance wars
sad

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>>379444241
>that dumb AC amiibo fest
Don't even joke like that.

>>379444241
Chinatown Wars 2 on Switch when?

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>>379447327
Reality will be funnier.
In april, with bomberman, switch proved itself to be a third party seller as well.
In april.
And a lot of those third parties will want to be sure they will announce their shit on this E3.

You know what happens when companies only have a month to come up with a version of a game, don't you?

>>379447729
gta is dead, its soul devoured by greedy brothers

>>379447504
Yep. Stopped reading right there.

>>379444241

>Nintendo plastered everywhere
>Bayonetta 2.8
>Deluxe Deluxe Deluxe
>DX DX DX DX
>Game people actually want
>Pokemon main series game not on handheld

LOL! Sure think, kiddo. XD


NINTENDO tm

>30 minute showcase
>people keep expecting them to show off a dozen or more games
We all know its going to just be BotW DLC, Arms, Splatoon 2 and Mario Odyssey shown. Maybe that Mario x Rabbids game, if they dont 100% give that to Ubisoft to show.

>>379447926

Yeah, that's the end of the page. How the fuck could you keep reading?

>>379444241
I want to laugh at this, but it's too close to the actual way things are, so instead I'm just kinda sad.

I just really want a new Animal Crossing. Trying not to get my hopes up, though.

>>379447926
at the end? you sure you stopped reading there?

>>379444241

EVERY
LAST
PENNY

>>379447674
Did you forget that someone else is doing it? Because FE makes more money for Nintendo it seems.
https://twitter.com/Tiyuri/status/816631519846526977

>>379444241
"No other game for Samus"

Confirmed true

>>379447935
Actually, there will be a main series pokemon game for the switch as gamefreak is actually hiring 3D modelers "around the level of the WiiU".
But they're still hiring the artists and expecting ANYTHING about this game on this E3 is absolutely ludicrous.
Next year maybe a trailer or so.

>>379447873
>with bomberman, switch proved itself to be a third party seller as well.

Bomberman Switch sold 280k
Puyo Tetris sold 80k


1 2 Switch sold 500k


Yeaahhh... super 3rd party seller.

>>379448189

That doesn't mean shit. They could come out of left field and announce a new Pokemon Snap developed by platinum. Unless it's stated, don't expect anything. Given Nintendo's track record, it would be safe to assume they are gearing up to release some bullshit nobody asked for.

>>379445520
too bad mario kart sucks ass now. everyone travels around the map together instead of separately which completely defeats the point. also they NEVER embraced online play because Nintendo are fucking stupid.

Even if this is real, it's still mostly shit.

It's 90% rereleases and ports from last gen.

I don't have a Switch, and nothing there makes me want one.

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>even in a joke there is no wonderful 101 dx

>>379447935
>>379446938
>DX
>>>Facebook

>>379448368
They're hiring for gamefreak specifically, not platinum, not hal, game freak.
and they're hiring for an "globally popular RPG":
http://www.siliconera.com/2017/03/20/new-pokmon-switch-horizon-game-freak-recruiting-console-project/

You can't hire personal for another company.

>Xenoblade DX, the original game you know and love with massive graphical improvements rendering it at 720p 20fps!

>>379449273
So like on PS4?

>>379449076

Alright then. That is a good sign. Still going to wait to hear something official. Nintendo does so few things "right" nowadays, I just can't put the trust in them to actually greenlight something I've been wanting for nearly two decades...

>>379444607
Re:Bayonetta 2.8 HD Final Mix

>>379449630
There's plenty room for fuck ups here, like the game pretty much looking like a high polygon, high resolution 3DS games with some infurating new gimmick on the gameplay that makes it even closer to digimon and twice the unskippable tutorial cutscene craps.

>>379449501
holy shit REKT

>>379444241
>Could of expected
I expect that you're a retard.

>>379444241

You do realize the tournament games aren't going to be in the showcase right?

They are going to be reminded at the last second about them

They aren't taking the showcase time

>>379444241
probably the most accurate fake leak ever

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>Everything was DX

If some of you just want to talk with people here for E3 then the discord is here. Be civil please.

https://discord.gg/Dp4CMJg

Just no illegal shit pls.

>>379448483
you do realise it's a joke, right?

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>>379449925
>Everything was DX

>>379444241
>kirby and the DX curse
>twilight princes HD deluxe
I laughed

>>379448312
Actually, bomberman switch sold 500k:
http://gematsu.com/2017/04/super-bomberman-r-worldwide-shipments-top-500000-1-2-switch-track-ship-one-million

>>379444241
When's Mario Kart 8 Deluxe DX?

>No game for Samus
fucking sold, finally a patrician system free of Metroidshitters

>>379450391
shipped =/= sold

Are you really that dumb?

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>Animal Crossing Amiibo festival deluxe

NINTENDO YOU FUCKING CUNTS STOP THIS

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here is another leak

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>>379449501

>>Meanwhile, Nier Automata on PC at 4K...

>>379450391
Shipped units its not the same as sold units.

Besides, Bomberman (3rd party) sold/shipped half than the shitty tech demo that is 1 2 Switch (1st paty), that showcases how badly 3rd party games do on Nintendo consoles, specially considering that Bomberman is what? 1 out of 5 games the switch has right now?

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>>379450160
>Yfw THIS is the directX logo now

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>>379444241
you know, I understand this is a parody and all, but why did the people who make these types of "convincing" leaks before ever think that nintendo or any company would just print their E3 agenda on an A4 piece of paper like this? it serves no functional purpose.

Yoshi Wally World 2, sponsored by Walmart®

>>379448371
>mario kart

>>379444241
Fifa never releases in December

>>379451752
That was what told you off?

>>379451246
Because they don't want to emulate the real deal.
A facebook post on the secret company account, full of cancer and smileys

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>even in a fake leak Ever Oasis doesn't get a Switch port

>>379451987
before i got to the bottom of the list yeah lol

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>>379444241
I fucking wish they'd port Xenoblade. It could be a beautiful looking game if it had some fucking anti-aliasing.

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>>379445782
>last 5 entries
Nigger, you'd better not be talking shit about 6.

>>379444419
I currently use mine to print resumes every now and then.

>most businesses are switching to PDF resumes
I remember having to replace printers/cartridges quite often. My current printer has lasted me five years, and I'm still using the same toner that it came with.