Kojimas telling FIBs

I also thought this was funny like last week, for like 5 minutes.

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I'm not laughing or trolling?

I'm literally trying to tell people what's happening with Kojima. o_O

Why does everyone think I'm trolling??

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If I am the sun, then Kojima is the moon.

If I am white, then he is black.

If I am air, he is the ground.

If I am the sky, he is the sea.

>>379441313
why did yongyea block whoever that is. also who is that

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>>379441575

me, futasnake/FIB, god of mgs theories

>>379441313
>FutaSnake

i'd block him too

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>>379441675
Her*

alsocool i smoked weed with ryan of low roar so you'd be missing out on good times desu

>>379439627
>tranny literally seething when a random autist on /v/ steal "le ruse hype-train" and all the attention he so desperatly craves.
But seriously, though, don't do anything stupid when you are wrong, ok?
And stop E-stalking random MGS people, it isn't healthy.

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>>379441881

it's not stalking when you befriend people tho

>>379442106
Stalking people's social media waiting for a random response to be slightly tangential to you can claim they know about you and care enough to drop hints is stalking and unhealthy. Especially when you start interacting with them under false pretense.
Seriously, how many tweets do you send these people on a weekly basis so you can cherry-pick these few? And how many of these tweets are ignored as random noise?
I seriously think you are more likely to harm yourself when it's nothing then Caramel.

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>ocelot taken from boss via snake scar
>mantis taken from paz via v scar

>ground zeroes takes place on 3/16
>trophy with skully tipping his hat is called genesis
>genesis 3:16 I will make your pains in childbearing very severe with painful labor you will give birth to children. Your desire will be for your husband and he will rule over you.”
>"vladimir means ruler of peace, so do as you're told paz"
>xof troops were in pw, hidden as the alert soldiers only on zadornov missions near chico's cell

>theme is called sins of the father
>venom wasnt a father and skullface is the big sinner
>Cleansing flames, is the only way to repent
>Renounce, what made you
>major i'm burning up

>mantis absorbs some of each person's mind
>when venom, he creates a flaming whale of guilt about the vagbomb outside the helicopter
>when volgin, it's pure hellfire
>when skull face, he brings the metal gear to life
>when child soldier, he saves the pendant
>when liquid...
he hijacks a metal gear and kills his father


>chapter 3 "peace" (paz) was supposed to take us back to camp omega to find out something important

and to top it off
>google image search paz's prisoner number from gz

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>>379442626

too bad I know what's going on and the odds are skewed in my favor quite substantially.

Don't be jealous when you're proven to be an angry idiot, okay?

>>379442701
>to bury your past
>skullface a ghost without a past

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>>379442626

like what if I told you I was a Koji Pro insider this entire time and this was just the most surreal marketing you've ever experienced?

I mean, you are hyped to see me be wrong, aren't you?

>>379442724
Ok then, not gonna bother to argue with you (Caramel is way funnier), but as a person that struggled with suicidal thoughts, I just please beg you to not do something stupid and stop these unhealthy habits as soon as possible.

>>379442724

Man, you were so on-point about Tribeca being a big reve-- oh, wait.

Keep moving goalposts, faggot.

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>those funny holographic barcode lines in mgsv will all make sense once we play
metal gear survive

>>379442701
DELETE THIS THREAD

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>>379443129

E3 is the final goal post!

I've been right more times I've been wrong though. More so than any other theorist, so how about a litttle hope?

You tripfags and namefags that keep shitting up MGS threads are all going to kill yourselves when nothing happens after E3, right?

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>>379444283

they might but I won't have to

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE FIB.

Caramel is at least fun to bully

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>>379444878

what did I become unfun to bully suddenly?

i'm just leaking truth, all i'm here for is a "thanks fib" when its all done with~

>>379444365
Bruh, why are you showing off how fast you type. That isn't even relevant

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>>379445102

because it's employment worthy

>>379445281
So you're trying to get a job from anons on /v/?

>>379445620

no because i won't be able to held you on the next mystery

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>>379445742
English please

>>379445742
>>379414812
come play with caramel

>>379441743
*Him

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>>379445998

help*

I'll be trapped in the black lodge after E3.

>>379446025

just inject me with cancer instead please

it'd be more interesting

>>379445102
Because he's a fucking attention whore who doesn't actually have anything worthwhile to pay attention to so he has to come up with all this retarded shit just to justify attention whoring.

Poor fuck probably wasn't hugged enough when he was a kid.

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>>379446220

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>>379446124

>>379446285
post boypussy

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>>379446384
<-


>>379446452
i would but i'd get banned again

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>>379442701
>Paz's inmate number in GZ is 471298

I don't get it