Well? Dojima is waiting.

>>379406329
"Actually, I don't particularly enjoy coffee. I'd rather have a nice cup of tea, thanks."

>>379406485
I'd rather you told me you were gay.

the only correct answer is black.

This also applies in real life, if you want coffee other than black , you dont like coffee you like sugar

>>379406329
with milk

Just water thanks.

>>379406694
>milk = sugar

American education

>>379406694
or milk

>>379406694
I have my daily cup with a splash of milk, no sugar.

Wouldn't have it any other way.

>>379406329
Cream and sugar. Honest.

>>379406329
Adults always seem impressed if you say you like black coffee so that's obviously the right answer

>>379406329
daddy, i like it black

>>379406329
I don't drink coffee.

>>379406694

Most people don't actually like coffee though.

They've tricked their brains into liking it because of the caffeine.

Same thing with alcohol. Most people don't do it because it tastes good, they do it because of the chemical effects

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>>379407090
Here we go.

>>379407090
Do I like Dr. Pepper or is it my brain trying to kill me?

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>>379407090

I love the smell of coffee but I can't stand to drink it. Tea as well. I like cold and sweet drinks.

>>379407198
>>379407427

Sorry, but it isnt difficult to understand.

There's a reason so many people use cream and sugar, and it's the same reason most people prefer mixed drinks to neat drinks. They don't like the taste of whatever they're ingesting and need something else to help make it palatable.

I'm not saying that there's nobody out there who actually like coffee and booze. Most people couldnt give a shit though.

It's like playing an FPS on a controller to us.

If it's good enough to derive what they want from it, that's all that matters

How do you say "surprise me" to a waitress without sounding like a faggot? I want to try doing this irl

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>>379406329
Hey Uncle Dojima, can you give me this awesome game called Fallout 4? It's KILLER

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>>379407695

>>379407830
You can't.
That is not how ordering a drink works.

>>379406846
Milk does have sugar you ignorant britbong.

>>379406329
>no option for coffee with just sugar.

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>>379407695

I'll just have some water instead.

"Made by Sojiro"

>>379406694
>>379407427
>>379407090
I actually like to drink all my drinks without adding anything, black tea, green tea, coffee, even vodka, beer, wine, and other alcoholic beverages

>>379406329
it's 2017, op.

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It depends on a number of factors for me.
I won't touch Drip coffee if it doesn't have Hazelnut cream or milk in it, but I can drink a proper cup of coffee made in a Moka or French Press black. The fanciest I'll go is a Cafe au lait, and thats only with Chicory coffee.
Yes I'm a huge faggot

>>379406329
I thought Sojiro is the one about coffee?

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>>379407695
Drinkers btfo

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Surprise me

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>>379406329
Milk & sugar at home, black when outside.

>dubbed comic is a bunch of autistic screaming
>I used to like it
>watch it now and it's awful

huh. I guess pewdiepie-type humor was big before he shoved it into his LPs.

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>>379411618

>>379406694
I love black coffee but christ blackfags are conceited pieces of shit

I hate it that it's now common to put sugar in your coffee
Like wtf is wrong with you that's not how it works

>>379412213
>it's now common
been that way forever.

My mum grosses me out. 2.5-3 teaspoons per cup. I keep on telling her it's no wonder she's lost so many teeth in her old age.

>tfw no hiimdaisy comics for P5

>>379407830
When they ask "cream, sugar, flavor?"
Just respond with "Go with whatever, surprise me, I need to try something new today"

>>379412514
you talk to youre own mother like that?

>>379406329
milk and sugar

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>>379412640
>says she wants to work on something more professional and that her comics were MUH SOGGY KNEE
>check out her current work
>it's some bunny super cutesy trash
>that one group whp wanted to do a MGS4 hiimdaisy comic got shut down by her

>>379406694
this

>>379407090
literally the case with every single food. Human body is just a programmable moist robot