E3 2017

It wont be bloated garbage with ''gameplay'' , interview with random fuckups and TV! SPORTS ! MOVIES retardation

sage your shit thread

nintendo's is pre-recorded, MS and Sony are live

>>379401734
Why is CC kissing this cat and not me?

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>>379401734
They know they're already at a loss with pic related, so they dont want to drag the shit show for any longer than they have to

>>379402007
alright 5 min for this and 7 min for Mario

What can we do with 18 min lads

>>379401734
They've got what, a Mario game and ARMS?

>>379402156
Showcasing ARMs at their spotlight, three days before it comes out, would be literal E3 suicide. Remember when Sony showed off a new trailer for Infamous 2 THE NIGHT IT WAS RELEASED?

>>379401734
The actual presentation is only 30 minutes. Will just be quick trailers for a dozen or so games with limited interruption. Remember that Nintendo always follows their big Directs with the Treehouse, where we will see a bulk of the gameplay and maybe a few more trailers.

>>379402145
Amiibos obviously

>>379402145
show Pikmin 4

>>379401734
CC you dummy that's not a pizza

treehouse will be dedicated to showing off games that are already known

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>>379401734
>Sony 0 days of gameplay
>MS 0 days of gameplay
>Nintendo 3 days of gameplay

>>379401734
Sony and Microsoft will spend 60 minutes in a dick measuring competition. 30 minutes of gameplay for the games people don't care about. 30 minutes of actual content.

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CC is best girl. CCreayus is a god.

>>379402807
*Wips those drawn on eyebrows off with the back of my hand*
What now goblin?

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They did a 30 minute Direct back in April that had a lot of content.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6X06fvObnG0

0:14 - Intro
0:41 - Hey! Pikmin
1:33 - Ever Oasis
2:31 - Monster Hunter Stories
3:12 - YO-KAI WATCH 2: Psychic Specters
4:00 - Culdcept Revolt
4:23 - RPG Maker Fes
5:03 - Miitopia
6:06 - Fire Emblem Echoes: Shadows of Valentia
6:46 - Team Kirby Clash Deluxe
7:23 - Kirby's Blowout Blast
8:06 - BYE-BYE BOXBOY!
9:18 - The Legend of Zelda amiibo
9:27 - Super Smash Bros. amiibo
9:44 - ARMS
17:07 - New Joy-Con Color & Battery Pack
17:30 - Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
18:38 - Ultra Street Fighter II: The Final Challengers!
19:39 - Minecraft: Nintendo Switch Edition
20:40 - NEOGEO Arcade Archives
20:56 - Sonic Forces
21:39 - Sonic Mania
21:58 - Project Mekuru
22:37 - Fate/Extella
23:05 - Disgaea 5 Complete
23:38 - Puyo Puyo Tetris
24:45 - Monopoly
25:16 - Rayman Legends: Definitive Edition
25:53 - Sine Mora EX
26:21 - Battle Chasers: Nightwar
26:44 - Payday 2
27:16 - NAMCO MUSEUM
27:56 - Standalone Nintendo Switch Dock Info
28:18 - Splatoon US Inkling Open
28:50 - Splatoon 2
35:36 - Sign Off

Seems like enough time to show a ton of stuff to me if you aren't bloating your presentation with special guest appearances, "gameplay" of shooters and other nonsense, interviews, and every dev telling their life story.

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>>379402919
C.C. fags are truly the most patrician posters on the site.

>>379401734
That they think they're above E3.

Considering how well the Switch sold with no E3 presence whatsoever last year, they're evidently right.

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>>379403825

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>>379404514
>with no E3 presence whatsoever last year
Did you miss that clip where everyone was rushing to play Zelda on the showfloor?

>>379401734
WHAT DID X MEAN BY THIS?! WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS??? WHAT DID X MEAN??? WHAT DID X MEAN BY THIS? WHAT MEAN BY THIS? WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS? WHAT DID HIM MEAN BY THIS?

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Nintendo's going to be rapid-fire and straight to the point instead of endless filler of Developer "Interviews," Non-Vidya Features and PR Talk.

>>379404671
Wasn't that entirely about the Wii U version? The Switch wasn't unveiled until Fall.

Look I dont like Nintendo games but their previews are usually less filler bullshit. Its usually some Japanese guy talking for 30 seconds and then the trailer. For Xbox and PS4 its always celebrities dancing on stage, singing, making jokes that were cool years ago, sports, and then a trailer that maybe takes up 10% of the time.

>Sony gets 120 minutes to show off games
>uses 75% of it to show extended gameplay trailers, buzzword-filled pitches by devs, and multiplats
>meanwhile Nintendo uses 30 minutes for exclusive game trailers, then uses the next 3 days for live gameplay

What did Sony and Microsoft mean by this?

C.C a shit.
Kallen a best.

>Sony and Microsoft
>Hire a comedian to soften up the crowd
>10 minute intros of unfunny jokes that the poor audience has to force a laugh for
>speaker intros a dev
>Dev rambles on for 2-5 minutes before showing a 1-2 minute trailer
>Comedian comes back up "WOOOOOW DOESNT THAT LOOK AMAZING?!?!?"
>Crowd cheers
>Repeat process

Youll have 20 minutes of trailers in total.

Nintendo usually has a goofy intro lasting a max of 5 minutes, and its rapid fire reveals for the rest of the time

>>379401734
It means Nintendo won't go over all the sales figures, social media shit, TV shit, surprise guest performance featuring Usher, Kojima 30 minute dick sucking, and acknowledging their biggest supporters: reddit and neogaf that Sony and Xbox usually does

E3 is a joke and Nintendo is actually smart enough to know it

>>379404514
E3 has been a fucking joke for years

You guys can't make endless jokes about shit like Aisha Tyler and then say a company's retarded for not having a huge presentation like the others,

>>379405663
I forgot the pre-recorded gameplay demonstrations featuring actual gamers and not paid actors, as well as gameplay*

*Bullshot