/v/ gets transported into the last video game they played

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>>379395787

>>379395941
It doesnt work when a white guy does it

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>god of war

>GTA 5
i guess i'll be okay as long as i stay indoors

>Blood Bowl 2

Time to watch the best sport ever played in a fantasy setting. And I get to throw shit at players!

>>379395787
>Tekken
Tons of cuties, but they wouldn't wanna bang me.
All the men will laugh at me and beat me up.

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>>379396408
jesus christ how terrifying

>>379396408
So just your regular life then?

>Tales of Berseria.

I'm fucked. Big time.

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We're in Undertale! Look at this human she is yellow, like us!

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>>379396685

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>Fate/Grand Order
High risk, even higher reward.

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>HoMM III
breddy cool I guess

>>379396809
we gotta talk to skeletons to survive

Last game I played was diep.io, I have no idea how that would even work out.

If that doesn't count, the last one was Gran Turismo 4 on an emulator at about 16 fps.

I did not feel right when I closed the game after trying to drive around the nurburgring.

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>>379395787
>Persona 5
Cool. I guess.

>>379395787
>Super Smash Flash 2.
Oh shit dude, I'd learn ki control or whatever from Goku and fuck around in Twilight Town. Nice.

>>379395787
>Nepshit
>A game

>Honey Select
I'm okay with this.

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>>379396887
>ywn save the world several times over and travel through time with cool servants, a devoted kouhai and in a body of a cute girl

>>379395787

I really like this artist and the bondage stuff, but I really hope they stop using the same male body-type for everything. By this point the males are all the same person with slightly different hairstyles.
They draw really nice loli assholes too so I just can't quit.

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>get sent to ff14
>get fucking killed because eorza is a fucking shithole and I might not be the warrior of light

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>BC WoW
Jackpot

>Sims 4
100% dying in a fire.

>playing DQVI

Probably already dead to monsters.

>>379395787
>Resident Evil 4
Everything's the same as ever as long as I don't live in Spain. At least Raccon City is already nuked

>>379395787
Pokemon

Well I hope it´s the anime world.

BoTW
Have to spend the rest of my life near a stable surviving of apples waiting for a faggot kid to stop doing side quests and save the world.

>CK2
ded (probably of food poisoning or smallpox)

>>379395787
>Granblue fantasy
I'm ok with this actually.

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>mgs5
oh shit nigger

>>379397619
There are tons of average folk in Eorzea who live their lives just fine. It's not like you would ever leave your house, much less your city-state, anyway.

>>379395787
>Super Mario RPG

holy shit yes

>>379395787
>Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga

Well fuck
I don't even know what it'd do. It'd be like one of the only actual humans except for Mario, Luigi, and Peach.

I guess stick in one of the cities and try not to die to random monsters.

fuckin weeb

>>379395787
>Puzzle and Dragons
Do I get to fug all the cute waifus in my box?

>Disgaea

I would be the world's most useless prinny and would never reincarnate.

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>Risk of Rain
SEND HELP

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>>379395787
>Heroes of the Storm
I'll feed forever just like I do now, but the view sure will be nice for that eternity of back to back deaths.
>Sylvanas' thighs and midriff
>Li-Ming's ass
>Tyrande's ass
>Jaina's midriff
>Nova's everything
>Kerrigan's ass and built-in high heels
>Valeera's everything (in demon hunter skin)

I think I'll have a pretty good time.

>Granblue Fantasy
Well it has cute girls I guess?

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>>379398754
>Sylvanas' thighs and midriff
Ah, I see you are a man of taste as well.

>>379395787
>would have been bloodborne if i hadnt randomly picked up etrian mystery dungeon at 1 am
thank god i get to be ultra comfy instead of dying a swift and pitiful death

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>Shadow Hearts
No thank you

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>Monster Hunter
Considering I just stopped playing it because I'm fucking pissed at it, this is the exact opposite of what I'd like to happen right now.

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>>379398902
Magisa onee-chan is cute! Cute!

>Shovel Knight

i'll go live in a field or smth.

>>379397958
>>379397828
>>379398456
>>379398554
>>379398902
you're practically set for life

>Fire Emblem Heroes
I mean the summoner is already supposed to be you, so I guess I just take his place?
>Army of qt waifus at my beck and call.
I'm fine.

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>Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
What am I in for ?

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>Zero Mission
>I'll be able to have some time alone with this

>Xenosaga
Aw yeah space nigga
im fucking dead

>>379399475
Being arrested for murder because you were in the same area as someone who died and the true culprit saw you

>>379399475
you'll do naughty and then nick will send you to jail.

>New Vegas
I would be dead so fast.

> Soul Calibur 3
Could be worse.

>>379399510
Shut up Feddie.
Get your rifle and get hunting those pirates

>>379399718
>soul Calibur 5
It is worse

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>for honor
Meh, not great but could be worse. I was just recently replaying BB.

>>379399672
I didn't do nuthing
>>379399653
I've finished the first two cases, I every case is not "the witness is the true culprit"

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>>379399510
The closest you'll get is being in the same room with Samus while she completely overlooks your existence and goes about doing whatever she's in the middle of.

>>379399725
I'm not fit enough to help Samus in planet full of eldritch horros, I'll just probably get in the way and get us both killed, I'll wait on the ship

>>379399162
You get to live your life in great tropical villages and chat up guild ladies every day while hunters bring you materials to build pimpin' shit for yourself. Humans don't hunt, hunters do, so you just lay back and have fun with you palico gf

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Do I get to keep my progress? Cause I've built a pretty neat and I'd be relatively safe (until the eye comes...)

>Payday 2
Yeah, sure, let's kill 2000 cops

>>379395787
To Nefia it is. Do I keep my wife (male)?

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Guess I've gotta become one of those chumps that Link sees walking around randomly, eking out a living by selling him arrows and critters I picked up.

>>379399865
You think you'd work with Samus?
Shut up Feddie, go investigate this weird life form on some godforsaken planet

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>>379399475
Confetti, hamburgers, and pun names for the rest of all time.

Amazingly, one of the best live action movie adaptations I've ever seen, if we discount Redd White's depiction. Pic related.

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>>379395787
>Persona 2 : EP
Well, it'd be mostly be like real life except meme magic is real

>>379395787
>Serious Sam 2
Aw shit. Why did I even play that garbage again.

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>Endless Space 2
in a position to take over the galaxy with end game technology and a fleet of planet destoyers getting ready to exterminate all zenos while all my planets are fully terraformed utopias
I would actually prefer this; get uploaded to the network and live among the stars until humans ascend to god like beings to rule the universe for eternity

>>379399854
>implying that stoic look on her face doesn't turn me on even more.
>also etting to see that zero suit ass in person
worth it

>>379399991
>You think you'd work with Samus?
Reading comprehension? I literally told you I couldn't.

>>379399854
Also I'd probably cum in her seat when she's not around.

>Assetto Corsa
So i'm a race driver now?

>Life is Strange

I don't live in Oregon so nothing's different?

>>379397958
>>379398902
>Monsters everywhere, some town even have them roam in town
>High amount of bandits, thugs, mafias
Ehh no thanks

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>SWAT 4
Oh boy.

>>379400364
But it's full of cute girl that would never notice them

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>Borderlands
Well this is odd.
>die immediately
OR
>get a shield and a gun
>find something resembling a club
>channel my latent rage into something resembling a Skill
>live a relatively comfy space cowboy life occasionally fucking Tannis

>>379400515
Don't forget everyone gets to respawn, except Handsom Jack.

Risk of rain

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Send help.

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>Bloodborne
oh boy, either I'm a beast or a hunter

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>Town of Salem
>high chance of being stabbed, shot, ignited, mauled, bitten, executed, turned to stone, plagued, poisoned, plundered or lynched every single day and night.

I pray that my death is a swift and painless one.

>>379400732
F

>>379400767
This towns finished

>>379395787
>Fire Emblem Echoes
I'm going to marry Krill!

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>>379395787
>BRS The Game
Jesus christ no, i'd rather kill myself as soon as i have the chance.

Didn't read the thread but let me guess:
There's at least one retard assuming he's the protag or gets special powers, right?

>>379395787
ARMS
Cheer in the crowd I guess.

>>379395787
Warsow

Or Quake 3 CPMA

Prepare to Fight

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>>379399969
just have to stay on the main roads and paths, and keep an eye out for Guardians. On the plus side though, the strange phenomenon that is the Blood Moon means that resources replenish every few days. I might not be strong enough to fight monsters, but I can go mining for ores and fruits to sell. You could even camp out overnight with a partner and watch from afar as Stal-type enemies die once the sun rises, allowing you to trade for Mon with Kilton.
I'd spend a lot of time in Zora and Rito village.

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>Fire Emblem Heroes
Being a hero-summoning trump card would be pretty cool I guess.

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>rising storm 2
IT AINT ME

>Persona 5

Ok. Do I get a Persona, or do I just become sexy Harry Potter?

>>379400959
You literally are in a universe where any random guy can get ARMS, so you might wake up one day with them.

>>379400767
YOU PLAGUE RIDDEN RAT

>Grim Dawn
Well I'm not secretly a part of a cult or a kings body guard so I'm more then likily fucked but I'd like to think I could grind the undead enough til some good gear drops and I could live a reasonable life.

>>379401097
If you can find Joker and blackmail him into taking you to a Palace, maybe.

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>>379401095
spare some gooks for the rest of us

>>379400932
What is this manga?

>>379395787
>Mount and blade with fire and sword
Basically XVII century eastern europe.
I am fucking dead

>>379401215
Think I could just ask nicely? Don't want to piss him off, could end up confessing my sins.

>>379401097
FUCK EVIL ADULTS

>>379401309
It worked for Makoto, I don't see why not, you could then spoil them parts of the story and change its course to an unknown ending

Shadow Warrior 2
I'm down as fuck
Hope it doesn't crash

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>Dragon Quest VIII
I wouldn't survive a single day

>>379401097
assuming you retain all your current knowledge of this world and video games, you probably go find him and get a Persona of your own. Hope you're moderately fit/work out, otherwise you're the dead weight chubby party member Joker never takes into battle.

>>379401435
Ok, I guess that works. Hope I don't end up with Black Ooze or something.

>>379395787
>Pikmin 3
>as a regular sized human

Interesting, but probably incredibly lonely.

>>379395787
>Super Mario World
it'd be a really miserable time
i mean i guess i could farm lives so i'd never permanently die unless i really wanted to but still, i'm abysmal at it
i mean i literally just lost ten lives trying to beat the vanilla ghost house

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Well I'm fucked.

>>379395787
>Trails in the Sky the 3rd
No please. I'd be more useless than Josette and that's not a reality I want to face head on.

>>379401495
I mean, I'm a 5ft 11 guy at 210 lbs, so it could be worse.

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>>379395787
>The world ends with you
Fuuuuck.

>>379401267
Bump

>>379400595
Oh right, I forgot that I get New U life insurance. Yeah, hate to say it but I happily accept my new life as a badass.

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>>379401267
Official manga of BRS The Game. It mainly expands of the game but both can be seen indipendently even if the story is 90% of the same.

I'll post a webm in a second.

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>>379395787
>SMT I
Can I at least summon demons? I would be fucked either way.

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>>379395787

Also been playing Tekken.

>>379395787
>styx shards of darkness
Welp either im a golbin and dead, or dead by a goblin. Shit.

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>>379401903
Keep in mind that the name of the webm explicitely means what it says. And it doesn't refer to the main character.

>Killing Floor 2

I'd be a zed

>>379401095
FUCK YOU GI

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Bioshock

>>379402502
>Senran Kagura?

>>379398456
Peach isn't a human, she's a mushroom person

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>>379395787
>Persona 5

I'd probably just accept that I can't fight against Kamoshida and just get expelled.

Live out the rest of my days living in Sojiro's cafe buying everything that comes on the sunday shopping show.

>>379402793
You don't substitute Joker, you're supposed to be yourself in the other world.

>>379402502
>Groundhog day with sex
Sounds pretty bad desu.

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>>379402793
>Implying Sojiro doesn't just kick your worthless ass out on the street for getting expelled.

>>379400767
You better become a Vileblood m8.

Ah who am I kidding. You'd probably get your ass beat perpetually by the wolf blocking the exit of the clinic

>>379402685
She still looks like a human and isn't some kind of strange oddly shaped vegetable person like everyone else in Superstar Saga

>>379395787
>Total War Shogun
I get instantly killed for being in feudal Japan as a non Japanear person.

>>379403142
Mushrooms arent vegetables, mushrooms are mushrooms. They've nothing in common with veggies.

>>379402249
>do all the challenge missions
>unlock the playboy bunny and schoolgirl outfit
>Absolutely no real reason to keep playing after that because the game's already beat 100%

I hate when games do that.

>Odin Sphere
Be Maury's sous-chef I guess.

>>379402676
Not even close.

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>Dark Souls 2
Majula seems comfy, I guess

>Rabi Ribi

Bury me in my weebshit grave

>>379395787
I'm surprised no one has asked for sauce.

Sauce?

>Tomb Raider II

So I basically just go back in time 20 years and end up in a world with hidden dinosaurs and supernatural shenanigans. I guess this is okay, except I'd have to wait a couple decades to finish this series.

Kingdom Hearts 2
Where the fuck am I?

>EDF 4.1
I'd join the EDF in a heartbeat.

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>CK2
I WELCOME DEATH

>>379403998
Since there's no "real world" in KH universe I'd guess you ended up in Traverse Town cause that's where all the people that lost their worlds went to, but since you're in KH2's timeline, you're either swallowed by the darkness or in the sleeping version of Traverse Town, you're fucked even before starting

>>379403998

Stuck in a world where you'll never see the conclusion to Sora and pals' battle with Xehanort.

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>dragon's dogma
I wonder if pawns are able to consent?

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>Skullgirls
This is fine.

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>diablo 2
>mfw

>>379404301
I wonder how people feel about the arisen being surrounded by little girl pawns

>>379405226
jealous? I know I would be

>>379395787
>mount and blade
Unless I get knocked out every time I die, I won't make it.

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>>379405226
I'd want to judge him, but he's kinda a hero so what can I do.

>>379402502
You lucky bastard

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>>379395787
>Killing Floor 2
Wouldn't think twice about killing myself.

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>>379406176
>killing yourself instead of dying gloriously for dosh

>>379400146
Why is Joker best girl?

Why does Ann seem so much better as a guy?

>>379404208
Ranger or air Rader

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>>379395787
>bloodborne
I'M COMING FOR THAT NUN BOOTY ADELLA! Could also save Gascoigne's daughters and fuck them once they grow up.

>>379407560
Is fucking things all you people think about?

>>379407560
Source or I'll steal your dick

HoMM 3 as Necropolis.
Well, it's ok.

>>379395787
>MMBN5

Sweet, always wanted a Net Navi.

>>379395787
>Fallout NV

This is going to be a fate worse than death.

>Final Doom
Oh fuck.

>>379407792
You mean you dont?

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>>379408136
No.

>SMT4A
At least I can hide in the underground while trying to get fit enough to become a hunter.

>>379407863
don't you mean
>pirate your dick?

>>379395787
>Elona+
I really hope I can still revive.

>Fault Milestone One
Either I end up in the place where non-magic users can survive and spend my time drinking in that cool bar built around a tree, or I end up somewhere else and die of manashock.

>Violated Heroine

Do I get to rape every girl I see?

>>379395787
>Stellaris
>Prior to that, an interactive tutorial for Exalted

Fuck's sake. I'm the only human in the galaxy, or else I'm a baseline extra in a setting where the Dynasty Warriors motherfuckers are the basic level of protagonists! Either way, I'm fucking dead!

Why'd I put off playing Persona 5 today? I could just go to the British Embassy and ask for a way home!

>>379403689
https://exhentai.org/g/1034849/10e6d1626c/

>>379408678
>get transported to VH land
>get stuck in no-dev spaghetti code hell, your event will never be finished and thus you can't actually rape the heroines or generic NPCs
>if you somehow are the heroine, you get stuck with generic mob rapes that may or may not even be animated

Violated Heroine is truly the monkey's paw of h-game isekai.

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>neir automata
Hell yeah, I'll find myself a non-defective robo-wife and live it up on the moon

>>379396887
>all those female servants

Sadly for you, there are a lot of male servants from times where fucking another man wasn't uncommon. Don't stay in a room with Gilgamesh or Alexander alone.

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>>379409562
>gilgamesh

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ONE MORE GOD REJECTED

At least the demons will be nice(ish) to me since only humans can recreate the world, right?

I know how to beat demi-fiend too.

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>>379395787
>Titanfall 2

It's ok if I can have a Titan bro.

Rainbow 6: Siege seems like it would be an alright world if I wasn't the hostage.

>>379395787
>Kingdom Hearts
I just started playing the game and i'm on deep jungle so i have no idea what to say

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>tekken 7
This could be good for me. King could probably take pity on my skinny ass and train me to get huge

>>379409721
Damnit anon, you'd be surrounded by 11/10 female servants, now's not the time to be a flaming homo.

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>Heroes of the Storm
I have no idea, the whole game's a silly smorgasbord of Blizzard assets
Best I could hope for would be Tyrande's sex slave

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>>379395787
>Magic is real and she's out there somewhere
Now I'm just sad that this is only a dumb 4chan thread

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>Darkest Dungeon

>>379410680 fuckin' whoops

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>Resident Evil 4

Nothing changes because it's the real world and since I live in America and not Spain I am in no danger.

>>379395787
Overwatch

so, nothing happens? except I live in a cutesy cartoon world where all the girls are cute.

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>soldgirl town

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Rising Storm 2 Vietnam

pls no.

>>379410330
i can play on both anon

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>>379395787
>Rising Storm 2

WHAT MAKES THE GRASS GROW?
BLOOD
BLOOD
BLOOD

>Mad Max
Oh lord I'm fucked, I don't know how to drive

>>379395787
>Disgaea 5
I'm going to fucking die.

>>379395787
>XCOM 2
I may have made a terrible mistake.

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>>379411284
>don't know how to drive

What? How old are you?

Warframe

am fine staying on a space station but if am on a planet am fucked

>>379411284
underage pls

>>379411446
>>379411460
22
I've never needed to

>>379411490
There's a difference between can and never needing to.

>>379409524
>only human alive
think about all the robo-wives you can get with just that

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>Fire Emblem

I'm going to be the older man Genny marries.

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>dark souls 3
This is not good.

>>379409524
I'm pretty sure all the androids are supposed to treat humans like gods so have fun.

>>379411003
Fat guys in masks kill you every time you walk around a corner and you still can't get a gf

>Smt Digital Devil Saga 2
Lol I'm dead.

I thought it was Persona 3 FES, and then I remembered that I played MonHun Gen for a bit earlier
Wether I'm a hunter or just a regular dude, it's good either way. The towns in MH are comfy as fuck.

>>379400932
Congratulation, you are THE LAST HUMAN on earth, enjoy being alone with sentient killing machines that look like cute girls

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>>379401483

>Never leave town
>Stay relatively safe
>Chat up the cutie bunny girls at the tavern
>Get the puff-puff
>Work as a modest tailor
>Everything is merry and comfy
>Mostly, unless some dickass Wizard comes through and murders/petrifies everyone

But it'll be fun until that point

>>379409524
A human in Automata would basically be trated as a God.
You could order the Commander (or any other android, for that matter) to give you a blowjob and they'd probably obey without questioning.

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>Avatar: The last airbender setting
Pretty comfy if i manage to get on some neutral or unknow island and get myself some waifu and just enjoy the life of being a farmer

>Devil Survivor
>going to die because I don't have a smartphone

wew

>>379411490
you are a disgrace

>>379395787
FUCK
I JUST HAD TO DOWNLOAD BATTLEBORN

>Guilty Gear Rev2

Well, I guess if I dont fuck up and live in a place MOM wants to nuke, I'll be ok

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>>379412005
Surely the Priest will be able to resurrect my sorry ass, r-right ?

>>379412327
You think I don't know that? I've been here for a damn decade

>>379411490
Do you not know how to drive, or do you simply not have a license? Vital difference, anyone who isn't retarded can drive or learn to in like 10 minutes.

Don't worry though, like 95% of Burgers can't drive either, they only "drive" automatic.

>>379412645
Never had a single lesson and I've never been interested

>>379407863
There can't be that many doujins with squidgirls in them
>inb4 ika musume

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>>379408136
She's really cute anon, and yandere

>>379412592

Sure, if your party member (wife, friends, etc) have enough coins to do it.

Or maybe they'll think it's too much and leave you dead.

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>mfw I got one of the few settings with a canon respawn system
Seriously, first sign of cancer or some shit I can just PROMOTE myself and get a new body.

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I'll relieve Faye of her sexual frustration.

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>>379413297
>implying your consciousness carries over

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>Animal Crossing New Leaf

Well at least I could live a nice care free comfy cozy life from now on.

>>379411490
don't feel bad; I didn't get my license until I was 24. I learned later that my mother was the same way.

>could walk to grade school
>could take the train to high school
>could take the bus to college
>could take the bus/train anywhere

>>379395787
Am i really the only one that's disgusted and turned off hardcore by this kind of porn with some ugly (old) fatty fucking the cute?
I really can't see the appeal to that shit at all.

>>379409785
>implying you won't get sucked dry for magatsushi
Best die or become a demon, FAST!

>>379413508
No, only fat ugly people see the appeal in that shit, that's the target audience.

>path of exile

Oh cmon no. Shits too depressing

>SS13
Oh fug

>>379398275
Remember that time 60% of Eorzea's population fucking died

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>>379413172

>>379412219
but anon, they are only phones in DeSu2, in 1 they are DSs

>>379413438
>being a cuck

>>379395787
>Disgaea 2 (Axel mode)
Get adopted by and fuck Axel's mom.

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>Fire Emblem IF
I would probably get killed by a monster within my first 10 hours of being transported there.

>>379413457
It reconstructs you down to the last brain synapse, as long as I can live with perceiving my last moments over and over I'm fine

>>379413508
>>379413664
You'll be old one day.

>>379413863
Oh yeah

>>379414992
Old, yes. Fat? No. Ugly? No.

>>379413951
I don't want to marry her silly, I just want to fuck the cute girl.

>>379415061
>he thinks he gets a say on what time will do to him

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>>379395787
>Animal crossing new leaf
i fucking wish, everything sucks IRL

>>379415287
Age doesn't break the laws of thermodynamic, so no I won't get fat. Ugly? It's pretty rare that men get uglier as they get older, usually if they are ugly old men, they were ugly to begin with.

>>379395787
>GGXrdRev2
Well, not that bad.
Now I can experience some magic.
Lack of machines would hurt tho.

>>379398708
same

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>>379395787
>Prey

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>>379413797

>>379396408
Maybe you could get jin to be your big bro

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>>379415741

>>379415870
why is blood sexy?

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>SS13
Welp.

Monster hunter

I can get paid to kill monsters and turn their asses into hats? Sign me the fuck up

>>379416115
>dies to a velociprey

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>Arkham Asylum
I am the night

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>>379416032
Im not sure.

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>>379396685

>>379416115
Well first you have to complete the hunter's training course and get a hunting license which I imagine is like trying to graduate the police academy.

>>379416841
It can't be that bad. i'd assume the toughest part is getting your body into shape to do the hunting.

>>379415741
>>379415870
do people think the blood they give is from their wrists? There's a reason all the blood saints are female.

>>379416032
Life, vitality and primal urges, plus crimson is tbe prettiest red.

>>379400438
You'll get to experience the wonderful place of Taronn-
Fuck.

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>rune factory 3

that's pretty gud

>>379412945

turns out "nhentai squidgirl" gets the doujin on the first page, huh...

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>>379395787
>Doom 2 complex a lot of with legendary monsters and epic weapons
I am ded.

>>379412018
I'm surprised this premise hasn't been used in a Nier Automata doujin yet

>>379417267
these guys fight monsters the size of fucking buildings i'd be curious to see the training to get the licence. must be tougher than space marine degrees

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>NBA 2k17

Well, at least I get to beat the king in the finals!

>>379399114
>Etrian Odyssey
>not a swift and pitiful death

>ZTD
>low chance of surviving
>could ask Delta to let me (with a 50/50 chance) live in the QCD forever with my waifu
Sounds pretty good
>plot twist, I'm Kyle

>Starsector
Time to explore space, rescue cryo-waifus, and kite/run the fuck away from everything else in my shitty Hound-A.

>>379396809
MALGg

>>379395787
>Fallout 1
Could be worse.

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>>379395787

>Nioh

So basically I'm in the 17th century. I'll make a living as some kind of oracle or fortuneteller

>Shovel Knight
Damn, life is gonna be boring.

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>>379403117
>become semen-slurping cuckolds

>>379405226
my pawn has tits so it's alright.

>persona 5
Now haru can ignore me like all real life girls

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>>379395787
>Etrian Odyssey III
Fighting monsters and exploring dungeons with cute chicks.

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Super Toss The Turtle... Hmm...

>>379395787
>SMT4
Fuck that.

>Overwatch
I'll be in my basement fucking my omnic harem.