My girlfriend just spilled a drink on my PS4, I tried turning

She wouldn't have done it, if Ape Escape 4 was real.

How fat and disgusting is your gf?

>>379391415
>I'm pretty pissed off but I just left the room so I didn't get angry at her.
Your left hand comes off?

where the hell do you keep your console? how did this happen at all?

>>379391415
Look up online how to remove disks using the crank screw.
stop trying to turn it on
unplug it
Submerge it in water to clean out the sticky juice
dry it out thoroughly
Should work unless you fried it by turning it on with juice still in it.

How the fuck do you spill a drink on a console? I understand spilling a drink on your remotes or something, but a console? Unless you keep your console sitting on the floor that shouldn't happen. If you keep it on the floor then you deserve what happened and your girlfriend did nothing wrong you faggot.

>>379391415
Why do you put your consoles somewhere were people put their drinks? Also the roaches will clean the inside of the console, so you should be good to go in a few hours

>>379391415
Look, if you wanna be a dicksucking faggot you can just hand me your gf atleast.

how does this even happen?

she probably did it on purpose, theres no way to do this accidentally unless she is 100% actually retarded

>>379391956
this.

Sticky shit doesn't dry out. Its probably dead. But this is worth a try.

Make her buy you a new one faggot

>>379391963
Why are you such a white knight, youre not going to ever get pussy, i hope you know that

>>379391415
Have her insurance pay for it like any normal adult?

>>379392235
I'm engaged you cock sucker.
I'm just not a retard who leaves his expensive electronics on the floor. Now if my girlfriend had her drink above the shelf I keep my electronics in and spilled it then I would slap that bitch. There is a spot for drinks and a spot for electronics.

Divine punishment, normalfag.

You can yank out the hard drive on a PS4 and basically do whatever you want with it. As long as the liquid didn't get inside there specifically, your saves and whatnot are fine. It's just a couple of screws to pull it out.

This is why you should buy a switch

>>379391415

what kind of drink was it? that's all I want to know

>>379392341
>insurance
Its like you enjoy being cucked
>>379392482
Fuck off Switchfag

>>379392427
>engaged
>on /v/
And im the fucking president

you brought it upon yourself

>waifufag
>girlfriend

sure thing bro

>>379392585
So fucking aggresive. It was a joke Jesus I thought retards only go on /b/ the fuck is this now

>>379392427
Scrawny fuck engaged to a whale.

>>379391415
>Is the Pro worth buying?
If you're gonna buy a new one, might as well go for it.

>>379392651
I don't really give a fuck if you believe me or not I'm telling you how it is.
You know there are people on /v/ who aren't complete failures in life, right?

>>379391415

Shouldn't have tried turning it on so soon. Sorry bro.

>>379392709
I'm 230 pounds and she's 90 pounds. Nice projection there though you faggot. Why don't you tell me about your girlfriend?

>>379391415
All according to her plan, You spend way too much time on video games instead of with her.

>>379391415
one time i tripped on my buddy's wiiu cord knocking it off a shelf, later found out it busted the disk drive and didnt say a word

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>>379392840
>g-guys believe me p-pretty please

>>379392235

That doesn't really answer the question. Where was your console that a drink could get spilled on it?

>>379392840
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Don't you have today's Wall Street Journal to read, fuckass?

>>379391956
>submerge it in watet

>>379392961
He sounds like he spends more on chicken mcnuggers

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>you will NEVER EVER get a gf
>only contact with girls will be through hookers

>>379393045
sounds to me like OP's dumbass gf put her soda on the ps4 and then knocked it over like an even bigger dumbass. OP's a dumbass for not telling her to move it and an even bigger dumbass for not kicking her shit in

>>379393083
Yeah I do actually.
Did mommy bring you your tendies yet you sperg?

>>379391415
Should've tried unplugging it and bought a bag of rice and threw the console in with it and let the rice succ the fluids out.

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Okay I was expecting this thread to get ignored. I just wanted to vent.

Since some anons asked how it happened, I let her take it into the lounge room to play Persona 5 (it usually stays in the bedroom) and it was sat on a coffee table in front of the TV, she sat a beer in front of it and while she was explaining something to me she knocked it over onto the PS4.

>>379393239
>fat piece of shit keeps his console and snacks on the table together
>spills mountain dew from 2 liter bottle all over ps4 while trying to eject disk with grubby dorito fingers
>"I'm fucking retarded and fat! But if I say my fictional girlfriend did it, I won't look like such a faggot."
How's that for projecting?

>>379392651
I'm married and have a three month old boy. Not sure what I'm doing here replying to you.

>>379391415
>Is it painless to get your files off one ps4 to another

just swap the hard drive lmao

>>379393519
My wife's son is graduating from college this month.

>>379393480
I'm not OP you fucking moron I was calling OP a faggot for putting drinks near his electronics. Why don't you read the thread?

>>379393519
>married and having a three month old boy
>writing on 4chan

Sad.

>>379393663
Pretty mad for someone so successful there, bud. Your rage seems impotent.

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>>379393464
How was it?

My wife’s son did the same once. Fucking faggot i am so glad he hanged himself.

>>379392948
So, whale engaged to a scrawny fuck.

>>379393519
DNA TEST

>>379393519
Lying

>>379392427
From engaged to married in less than 30 replies

>>379393097
He should've said to dunk it in deionized water. Pure water is perfectly safe for electronics since water only conducts when there's salt and shit in it.

>>379393728
Well it's what I like to do while taking a shit - which is all the free time I have.

>>379393892
Son was born "tanned" gradually got more "tanned" as the months go by, wife spends a little too much time with a man named Jerome but they're "just friends"

>>379391415
>My girlfriend just
you have no girlfriend
> spilled a drink on my PS4
you came on the console while fapping to persona
> I tried turning it on after drying the outside and it just triple beeped at me.
I have no idea what I am doing and my doctor says I am lucky to be alive
> About 5 minutes later I tried again, it turns on but won't eject discs.
help guise how do I get this cummy off before mommy comes home?
>I'm pretty pissed off but I just left the room so I didn't get angry at her
MOM TOOK AWAY MY PS4!!!
>Is it painless to get your files off one ps4 to another? Is the Pro worth buying?
REEEEEEEE

>>379391817
>left hand fapping
beta male spotted

>>379394138
probably this

>>379394187
I was always wondering why I masturbate with my right hand. I am left handed otherwise.

>>379393881
When they fuck it must look like a pilot fish clinging to a whale for dear life

>>379391415
that's what you get for having a gf man

You guys are beating a dead horse with your replies.
Keep going.

>>379394138
>>379394196
samefag

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>>379391415
Way ahead of you OP.
None of these hoes are worth a dime.
If you can't bed them and forget them, they're not worth it.
If you want to fuck, find a cheap slut on craigslist.
If you want loyalty, get a dog.

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>>379393931
Nope, here's my little bundle of joy.

is the OP an edit? I feel like I've seen that pose before

>>379393097
Distilled water wont harm it

>>379391415
>so I didn't get angry at her
She broke your ps4, dumbass. I have all rights in this world to get angry at her.

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>>379394532
>reverse image search
>0 results
You're fucked up for posting your kid on here, dude.

>>379394738
What's the big deal?

>>379394532
Get your life together for the sake of your child. Start by leaving 4chan forever

>>379391415
Try using a hair dryer, and some towels to clean the remains of the jews(juice)
As for your gf, fuck her in the ass, that'd do the trick.

>>379394532
Oh god it's fucking disgusting. Looks like a mexicuck too.

>>379395146
Been here on and off for ten years now, I keep coming back I guess because it's amusing and enjoy talking with fellow anons. 4chan isn't just /v/

>>379395082
I'm gonna cum on that picture

>>379395082
Do you have any idea how many people browse /v/ with one hand on their dick?

>>379395646
You are a sick person, seek professional help.

I have a question about my PS4. How do I know when the fan is too loud , vs normal volume? It's getting pretty loud but I don't know if it's a problem or if it's just working properly

>>379395736
I'm going to print it out, cum on it, and mail it to your """wife"""

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>>379395736
What the fuck did you expect, posting your kid on /v/ of all places?

>>379395702
Really? There's usually no porn here... I would understand if this was /b/ or /s/ or /gif/

>>379394738
>>379395736
It's just a baby chill guys

>>379395404
>Consistently visiting a viral hotbed of angst and general negativity while you embark on the most difficult 18 year challenge of your life
I'd call CPS on you right now if I knew your address

>>379395854
Seriously get help, there's nothing good waiting for you at the end of the path you're on.

>>379395925
So /v/ is the new /b/? I never got that memo.

Anyone here wanna get married? It could be fun.

>>379396318
Sure anon, my girlfriend just spilled a drink on my PS4 so I'm single and ready to mingle

>>379396207
Don't worry about me or my family, we're doing great and will continue to do so. Your concern is appreciated still.

>>379396436
Cool, I've got my own PS4 too, you can use it whenever Im done playing Kingdom Hearts.

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>>379391415
why is your console lying around danger spill area, anon? are you daft or just a shiposter w/ no one to talk to?

>>379392948
Jesus christ newfriend stop fucking replying that's all they want. Fuck me, your an imbecile.

test

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>>379396210
>So /v/ is the new /b/

>>379396506
Hey, thanks anon. I'd be happy to watch until you're done, are you playing 2.8 or 1.5+2.5?

>>379391415
Literally just force her to buy one you cuck.

>>379394532
I want to stick my dick into that mouth.

>>379396048
what is that

>>379396894
Please refer to >>379395736

>>379396827
1.5+2.5, just got to birth by sleep, I wish I was more compelled to 100% 2 but those optional bosses on critical mode kick your dick right in.

>>379397030
Your baby can help me with it.

>>379396894
/v/ - Video Games

>>379391415
Why would you turn it on you retard. Let it dry for 24 hours before trying again.

>>379396210
>So /v/ is the new /b/? I never got that memo.


/v/ has been /b/2.0 since atleast 2009, you fucking gaiafag.

>>379391415
Why is /v/ so gay?

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>>379394532
This is my baby now OP, time to call child protection service to try and locate him.

>>379397091
Getting professional help? Doubt so, he's too young to know any professionals or to be one himself. Yellow pages or your country's equivalent is what you're looking for.

>>379397338
His mouth is exact the professional help my dick needs. Give me more (You)s, you gullible fatass.

>>379391415
Take this blessing as a sign its time to invest in a pc

>>379397338
Got any pictures of your wife? I bet she's a landwhale.

>>379397338
>People this stupid post on /v/
I guess I'm not surprised.

>>379397059
They kicked my husband's dick in? That's unacceptable! How can I make it better?

>>379397519
Sure, have this last one, been sitting too long on this toilet my butt is going numb. Gonna get in bed with my wife, enjoy the rest of your day sicko.

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>>379393464

>>379397724
>doesn't even wipe
Bet you live in a trailer you pathetic cuck.

What a bitch. She probable did it on purpose so you'd pay more attention to her. Women get jealous/petty like that.

Dump her, but after she buys you a pro.

>>379397724
You've been sitting on the toilet for over an hour you disgusting slob. I'm sure your "wife" (body pillow) can't wait for you to come to bed.

>>379397708
Lets not get gay here, Im just gonna start Birth by Sleep.

>>379398072
I'm a girl

>>379393759
Just stop embarrassing yourself you fucking moron.

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me on the left

>>379398202
Lets not get gay here, I just wanna play Birth by Sleep!

>>379395927
>There's usually no porn here
I hope you are enjoying your first day on /v/

>>379398368
Can't we play something together?

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>>379394532
>another shitskin mexinigger spawn

>>379398513
I dont have any multiplayer PS4 games I think, I do have the PC version of Tekken 7 with enough shit to play that together. It could be fun!

>>379398949
Hey that'd be great anon! I've started playing Lucky Chloe recently with King on the side, I'm not great yet so go easy on me.

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>itt

>>379399091
Im pretty awful too, I pick anyone though, I'd have to say my favorite though is Dragunov. Mostly because its easy to make fun outfits for him.

>My girlfriend just spilled a drink on my PS4
Was she trying to wash off the dust?

>>379399228
We can teach each other as we go, send a screenshot of your favourite Dragonov and I'll make it in my copy to remember you by.

>>379393204
Really dodged a bullet then.

>>379393519
Same here
/v/ is full of normies actually. I just still love videogames and shitposting now and then is funny

>>379393892
I actually had to do one of those. Surprise, surprise, the kid turned out to be mine. No baby mama drama either. We get along pretty well now and being a dad is absolutely amazing..

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>>379399839
Sorry on the response time. I had to grab my controller and such. I attempted to make him Ziggy Stardust I still need some treasure parts to make him a bit better.

>>379394187
Not basically borderline ripping your dick off with both hands.

>>379391415
>My girlfriend just spilled a drink on my PS4, I tried turning it on after drying the outside and it just triple beeped at me.
Good job guy. The best way to kill an electronic device is to power it on after liquid spill.

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Your girlfriend did you a favor, just fuck off from gaming in general normie.

>>379391415

>"No, anon, of course I didn't do it on purpose. Do you think I'm some sort of jealous cunt that gets insecure because you spend more time on your video games than with me? Do you not trust me, anon? You love me, right? Are you saying you think I'm that kind of person? That makes me sad, anon. "
>*crocodile tears*

Relationships with women - Not even once.

rape your girlfriend.

>>379400890
Just make Chloe look like Miku and you've got mine. I've got to sleep it's like 4am here. I won't forget you husbando, this thread is shit but you are not.

>>379401206
What a shame to have you go, you brought a smile to my face. Sweet dreams.

>>379391415
>tfw my gf dropped my ps4 and now it only turns on/off via controller and the top is crooked

Gfs are so clumsy.

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>>379391415
>I tried turning it on after drying the outside

>>379394087

This is why you never, ever run an electric current through wet electronics. Like, if your ipad gets dropped in the toilet. Turn it off, pop the face off to expose the inside, dump a bunch of uncooked rice around it, and leave it alone for a week. As long as there's no electricity going through it, it is completely reasonable to expect it to work fine after it's *thoroughly* dry. (like, sahara-dry)

Your mistake was turning it on. It should have been unplugged immediately. Live and learn.

>>379395146
>>379395404
This.
4chan is old and so are some users. Most started as the stereotypical loners and nerds but some of us grew up, got their shit together, got a job and a gf/wife.
But old habits die hard so some if us keep lurking here.

>>379391415
Remove the HDD and and buy a new ps4.

>>379391415
Dipshit why the fuck is your PS4 anywhere near food and drink???

>>379394573
How sure are we that this won't rust?

>>379391415
That's why god invited bitch slaps.

>>379394532
>This is the future of America

>>379402284
Do you know what distilled water is? Do you know how rusting happens?

>>379401778

started in 2004 on /b/. 35 years old, wife, 13 year old son, 2 cars, house in the suburbs, 1+ hours a day on 4chan. outgrew b, but still frequent vg, aco, wsg, ck, an, v, even pol if something big is in the news. It's my go-to when I have time to kill but not enough time to get involved in a game or project. like, coffee breaks, encoding movies, installing software, etc. short bursts.

>>379402409
haha fricking yes bro! sluts should stay in the kitchen and make me a sandwich!

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>>379402824
We've got ourselves a big one boys.

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OP never said how it happened, did he? I still want to know if he was sure it was an accident, or if it was foul play and he's just too beta to consider that.

>>379402678
How do we make sure the water is distilled?

>>379393464
>>379403019
I don't think many people noticed

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>>379392427
You're the cocksucker here, though. Only morons get involved with women, let alone get engaged. But don't worry, JUSTice shall prevail.

>>379391415
You either get all the pussy now or you break up. What's it gonna be Anon?

>>379393645
kek

>>379391415
Why did you turn it on anon ? That's like the number one thing to NOT do D:

>>379403252
buy some

>>379391636
I'd spill drinks on my PS4 too, if there's still no Ape Escape 4