DEATH STANDING WON'T BE AT E3

>>379385615
I know this is bait but you must be retarded if you think we will see anything significant for this game within the next year or so anyway.

Knowing Kojima, this game wont be out anyway until at least 2019.

Welp at least we have TLOU 2 to fall back on.

Sony will still win E3.

Who cares? It's already confirmed to be open world trash.

>>379385615
It will still be more gameplay than what was shown last E3.

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HOW WILL CARAMEL EVER RECOVER?

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>>379385615
Who fucking cares? Pic related alone will justify the entire E3 event.

>>379385830
By calling it a ruse cruise and not accepting reality

>falling for it

ggez

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>Being excited for a game that will be released in 2020

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Oh shit Caramalel and ruse army BTFO

>>379385615
You took a week off work to watch E3?

>>379385731
>another interactive movie to fall back on

Wow what a victory

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>>379385830
>tfw another year of Caramel

>>379385912
>Now in development

You did this to yourself
Stop worshipping kojima

lel kojima doesnt have konami breathing down his neck so the game wont be finished for a very long time still.

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>>379385615

>>379385949
Don't make fun of the 18th season of the walking dead.

>>379385912
Both of these won't be seen until fucking Fall next year.

Death stranding wont be at e3 because mgs 5 sleep walker will be announced retards,what else would kojima be doing there

>>379385830
Please tell me someone has screen caps of his posts of him explicitly saying something like shit will be revealed at "this E3."

>people will believe his lies

Haha see you at e3

That's good, they're clearly far away still and I'd rather wait till they have something interesting to show instead of some music video for whatever C-list Actor Kojima hired

Come back with a bang next year with some gameplay

Well of course death stranding won't be at e3, it won't exist at all anymore after they reveal that it's really been the real mgs5 all along

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>>379385830
>>379385937
>>379385935
>>379385917
>>379385731

Don't you get it? Let me spell it out for you:

DEATH STRANDING WILL NOT BE AT E3 BECAUSE THERE IS NO DEATH STRANDING.
THE GAMES HE WILL ACTUALLY REVEAL ARE SILENT HILLS AND MGS5

>>379385949
>Movie gaem meme
I wonder when you will grow out of your cartoon porn games.

RUSE CRUISE

Will Caramel finally commit sudoku?

>Overrated hack's game has nothing to show after a year of development
>People actually look forward to this game

>>379385941
Not him but people take vacations to watch shit like Super Bowl all the time

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ANYONE WHO FALLS FOR THIS IS AN IDIOT
KOJIMA SAID HE HAD NOTHING TO SHOW LAST E3
BE SMART, DON'T BE A FOOL

He's technically telling the truth since he's not showing Death Stranding, he's showing Silent Hills.

Death Stranding is Silent Hills.
TPP has one more ending where we revisit Camp Omega.
The real MGS5 has not yet been released.
Kojima was never fired.

So we'll see it in the 14th thrn?

>>379385615
>le ruse man
You people are retarded to think this man plays 4-D chess over videogames

>>379385720
Gameplay at PSX.

Death stranding is NOT MGS5/6 or Silent hills.

Death Stranding is a new IP.

Screencap this

>>379385615
It's going to be forever in development.

Link to caramels suicide stream?

>>379386246
Will you kill yourself if they don't actually show anything please?

That'd be great.

>>379386246
I will post a thread. A single thread where I politely come foward and face the music. Admit you were wrong and let everybody get a hardy "I told you so" and you will simply stand there with your head held down and say "I know, I'm sorry, you warned me,"

I know you won't do that though.
You'll simply say "NO, IT CAN'T BE OVER, THE MUST BE SOMETHING MORE TO IT, SOMETHING MORE!" and and comb over every single little of the inevitble DS trailer coming this E3.
You will point to a small little detail, or a half shape on a cloud of smoke or a little musical note in trailer's soundtrack and say "AHA, I KNEW IT, THERE IS MORE!" and be back here in time for the Playstation Experience or the VGAs or the next E3. And you this just as well as I do, that's you avoid every single question about what will you do if you are wrong.

I wonder what would take to convince you?
You Konami announcing a new MGS besides Survive do the trick? Maybe a remake of 3 on the Fox Engine?
Would a full gameplay trailer for DS break the spell, I wonder?
Maybe a new Silent Hill by Konami, perhaps?
Maybe you'll only be convinced when Survive comes out.

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>>379386246
Why would someone pretend to leave a company?

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>>379385995
This

I don't mind these threads anymore though, Kojimafags stupidity is amusing now

if you're only excited for one game why did you take a week off of work for like 5 minutes of a press conference?

either you're trolling or retarded, and i guess it doesnt really matter which

>No Death Stranding
>No FF7:Re
>No KH3
>No Cyberpunk 2077

What the fuck will the E3 be about then?

>>379385615
Death Standing won't be there but the game will be there under a different name.

>>379386358
>No FF7:Re
>No KH3
Then what's Nomura going to show us?

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>tfw konami wins with survive now

Pottery

>>379386246
>KOJIMA SAID HE HAD NOTHING TO SHOW LAST E3
Sauce?

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>>379385615
>death standing
>game

>>379386246
Will you livestream your suicide?

>>379386358
>No Cyberpunk 2077
Do we have any confirmation about that?

>>379386334
Patriots, Information Control.

>>379386358
Destiny 2 and COD

>>379386358
Western shit my man.

Western shit.

Wait are people still falling for le ruse cruise meme?

Do you have any idea how much people would hate Kojima after all the support they gave him over the past 2 years just for him to be like “nah lol it was a joke here's MGS”?

>>379386358
Nothing but westernshit

>>379386334
Who would Kojima pretend that MGSV is a non-MGS horror game called The Phantom Pain under a different studio? He likes to surprise people. With Kojima the game goes beyond what's on the disc. The way he sees it is if fans are going to be waiting several years for a game why not make waiting part of the game.

HAHAHAHAHAHA SUICIDE WHEN FAGGOT

>>379386420
He's not going

>>379386420
Another trailer for each of them with a snippet of new gameplay scenes.

>>379386468
Shawn Layden said there will be a lot of Japanese games this year

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WE HAVE BEEN RUSED AGAIN

NO RUSE FOR E3

>>379386138
do you really think he bangs his PA? I mean I definitely would

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>>379385615
>all caps
>buttmad outrage
>twitter
>took an entire week off for E3 ONLY to see Death Stranding content

How DARE they work on the game instead of showing off an unfinished, unpolished product? We've seen enough of Death Stranding so far to be hype for it. Also, why would you E V E R take time off of work to view E3 from your home? I could see if you took time off to go to E3, but to watch it from home is just damn foolish. Watch it at work, or just wait until you get home.

Have a jehuty pape

>>379386534
Well now you're just lying to me.

>>379386487
You would praise if he took a shit in your mouth. Wait, you already that.

>>379386487
Cause it'd be a financial suicide. Games are still products you fucking faggot. People need to make CASH. If Kojima was, I dunno, a magician or a performance artist or some shit it'd make sense. But no. They need MONEY. And making "waiting part of the game" you lose exactly that.

You took a week off for one game under the basis that it might appear in E3. Waow.

>>379386593
>How DARE they work on the game instead of showing off an unfinished, unpolished product?

Never stopped Kojima before with literally every other "game" he's come out with.

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>caramels face when

>>379386589
Of course Kojima is a horndog,

Great only game i cared about.
Fuck this gen.
Fuck them for showing trailers 10 years before the game is released.
I'm so fucking glad i sold my ps4.

>>379386593
Semi-related, but did Kojima actually contribute anything to ZotE? Or did he just slap his name in the credits?

>>379386696
>Kojima
nah, you mean Konami.
Kojima has never been in charge of marketing when he was with Konami.

>>379386625
He apparently said so in the dissidia stream a couple hours ago
He's going to another event

>>379386625
He said it on the DISSIDIA stream
He will be in another event. He didn't say FFVII nor KH3 won't be there tho

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>>379386649
>And making "waiting part of the game" you lose exactly that.
Yes, god forbid Kojima releases a trailer of his game, but dares to change the titlecard from Death Stranding to Silent Hills, think about how much money they spent typing in Death Stranding instead of Silent Hills. Really breaking Konami's bank there with those alternate keystrokes. Get lost, kiddo.

>>379386730
How? He said Death Stranding is MGS, so of course there won't be Death Stranding at E3 :^)

>>379386638
*did

Caramel on suicide watch.

>>379386765
>>379386779
source

>this week on /v/, trip fag goes nuclear, anonymous points and laughs

>>379385615
Of course not, Death Stranding isn't real, they will shot Sillent Hills V.

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>Sony has so many games that they don't even have to drag Kojima's dumb money making ass to e3

They fucking won before it even started lads

>>379386928
> this week
you have no idea.

>>379386902
watch the fucking stream

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>>379386246

So when are you killing yourself on stream you autistic piece of shit.

>>379386804
Wow he called me his trademark insult- kiddo. I should feel honored to have been referred as such by Caramel sama

>>379386928
>this week
Fucker's been doing this shit for months.

>>379387040
it's 2 fucking hours long give me a time

>>379386902
Like we just said the dissidia stream announcing the game is coming to ps4. He was off camera and mentioned it.
He didn't say that kh3 or 7RE wouldn't be there so don't get too discouraged

>fully focused on development

HOW FUCKING DARE YOU

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>>379386759
He "assisted" in the production process of the first game and was much more involved with the second game. There were plans for Kojima productions to do a zone of the enders 3 but the team disbanded when Kojima left Konami, likely because Konami still owns the rights.

>>379386358
Devil May Cry 5.

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>>379386358
>tfw no king of the hill 3

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>>379387009
>DISSIDIA
>Spiderman already confirmed to be at E3
>GoW
>New From
>New Japan Studio
I mean why would people think it will be any different

>>379385615
Has a man ever been more BTFO than Caramel right now?

>>379385615
>more days of Caramel faggotry

fucking kill me

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F

>>379387250
Itll be even worse when konami shows survive, and kojima surprises everyone with another trailer. Hes obviously lying.

Either way caramel is about to be beheaded here

>>379387250
>>379387278
He said last year we have nothing to show.

>>379385720
>2019
Someone's optimistic.
It'll maybe get a trailer/playable section by 2019 at E3 that gets everyone hyped, then be delayed until 2023 and released for nextgen consoles looking incredibly dated.

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>>379387243
>New Sucker Punch

>>379387369
[proofs]

>>379387467
if you weren't an underage cretin you'd know you epic baboon

>>379385830
>fully focused on development
>still going to e3 just to eat dorito pope's ass

okay

This shits gonna take 5 years and still be an absolute trainwreck like MGSV was.

Get fucked hackojima, maybe an actual good announcement will take your spot you useless gook.

>implying anyone one but reddit cares about Kojima

>>379387510
so no proofs then?
okay

>>379387369
>H-he said it! I swear!
>Please believe me!
>I don't want to be alone...
You're one pathetic fucker, you know that?
Piss off you and your shitty trip

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>>379385615
Death Stranding won't be at E3 but Metal Gear Survive will be with a playable demo, Konami Wins Kojima BTFO

>>379386732
I mean he even fucked stephanie, bades kojimbo

>>379386358
>>No FF7:Re
is this confirmed?

fuck, that's 2 out of 3 down, don't tell me Resident Evil 2 Remake also won't make it

E3 is going to have jack shit

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>>379387009
>Sony Interactive Entertainment America president and CEO Shawn Layden is teasing “some big announcements” for Japanese games at E3 2017.
>“That’s super important for us,” Layden said. “I think a lot of Japanese developers lost their way chasing the mobile games yen, if you will, but they’re coming back to console in a major way. And speaking of, we’ll have some big announcements at E3 in that precise vein.”

Sony's E3 is dead on fucking arrival, it's going to be only weeb shit.

>still wanting Kojima trash

You never learn.

>>379385731
All memes aside, I am looking forward to some more footage of that myself. Granted, I don't think the story will be as strong as the 1st was, and if they kill Joel for just some ebin drama, I'll drop it.

>>379387656
>is this confirmed?
no

>>379387083
Kiddo is a very common insult anon, dont get so triggered.

>>379386358
MGS3 Remastered

>>379386480
Not for Sony, see
>>379387691

>>379387652
elaborate pls

>>379385969
Look at his hand, alpha as fuck. I hope he fucked her while doing Solid's impression.

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>>379387040
>>379387124
found it

bastards got me scared for nothing he said he's not going to some kind of festival this year because he has to go to America for "something" for a few days

he already said he was going to be at E3 months ago and this doesn't say otherwise

https://www.khinsider.com/news/Nomura-Shimomura-Joint-Interview-for-KH-Orchestra-8752
>Do you plan on participating in the overseas performances?
>TN: As many as I can. I want to go to Singapore. The LA performance is around the same time as E3, so there's a good chance I'll make it to that one too. I'm not sure about the others.

>>379387656
We are going to eat SJW bullshit like "TLOU2 : Kill the whity", "AC egypt: We wuz kangz" or "Battlefront 2 : It's hard to be a woman treated equaly in the empire."
Normies will love it.

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>>379386312
Yes, he will

>>379387369
Do you have any source on that? I don't remember.

>>379387369
1-800
273
8255

Every struggle is different, every life matters. Call now.

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>my game isn't there but see me on 6/14 lol

DS is Silent Hills

Kojima will reveal this along with MGS5 on 6/14

>>379387656
FF7 wasn't even in development until a few months ago

>>379387918
>TLOU2 : Kill the whity
>The protagonists are white

Hmm....

>>379387930
I'll make sure to spam it to him when everything is finally debunked.

>>379388151
retard

>>379385615
As I said in a thread in the past days if they show gameplay it's a real game if they show another trailer like the previous ones it's vaporware.
They won't even show a new trailer LMAO

What should caramels punishment be?

>>379387819
https://twitter.com/aibo_ac7/status/872422668049436672
I was just basing it off of what this guy said and an anon mentioned it the live thread
But if he is going, that's good news
Does he even mention e3 in the stream

>>379388151
They actually canned the developement team and switched to in-house development like a week or two ago.

>please kojima show an unfinished mess so i can be pissed about that instead

>>379387510
Proof?

>>379387772
He basically moves up. He used to hire porn actresses to do mocap for his games then moved on to gaijiin models and now he will start hiring actresses as with rumored Emma stone. All just to dress them in skimpy outfits and stick his dick in them.

>>379386447

He has none because he's full of shit.

What are you gonna do Caramel when it doesn't get announced. None of this "ITS GONNA HAPPEN", what are you gonna fucking do.

>>379388332
somewhere in this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fyz2d5Dndgk

REMINDER KOJIMA SAID HE HAD NOTHING TO SHOW LAST YEAR

WHY ARE WE STILL HERE?
JUST TO SUFFER?

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DEATH STRANDING WON'T BE AT E3

WHY

BECAUSE MGSV IS GONNA BE AT E3

THE ONLINE MAINTENANCE IS SCHEDULED DURING THE FUCKING SONY CONFERENCE
CARAMEL'S THEORY STILL HOLDS WEIGHT

>>379388219
Thats not his trip you dense mother fuckers

>>379388236
Forced to play MGS4 ten times over with no cutscene skipping. If he skips one he has to start it all over again. Not just the game, the number of times played starts back at one again.

>>379386138
That's not Kojimas wife. There are no pictures of his wife.

>>379388454
yeah that would be my nutsack's weight he's holding
fucking off yourselves you degenerates

>>379388426
You're still claiming that without posting proof, again.

>>379388513
Prove it.

>>379388332
>>379388426
Hate to back up this caramel retard but yeah I remember Kojima claiming he had nothing to show at E3 like a day or so before the Sony event.

>>379387515
what a great friend

>>379388553
I posted the video where he says it, kiddo.

>>379385731
a cinematic trailer to follow last years cinematic trailer.

>>379388454
>THE ONLINE MAINTENANCE IS SCHEDULED DURING THE FUCKING SONY CONFERENCE

I've seen people say this time and time again but I'm yet to see any sources. Can someone provide me one?

>>379385615
I'm glad, honestly. I'm interested in DS, but I'd rather have a new game shown over seeing another trailer with no gameplay and some celebrity. So long as they use the time they would have used for showing DS to show something interesting rather than TLoU2 or Days Gone, I'm fine with this.

>>379385912
Didn't Square legit say wait 3 years for both those games?

>>379388729
Big talk coming from a mentally ill individual

>>379386051
they said KH3 might not be seen for 3 more years.

>>379385615
Well of course Death Stranding won't be there because it's actually Silent Hills

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what does "bridges" mean? has anything like this been shown?

>>379386593
Half the fun of e3 streams is watching it with /v/

>>379388743
Load up the fucking game. It literally fucking says it when you start the fucking game.

>>379388454
The maintenance shit is automated it happens every week or two

>>379388743
When you boot up MGS5 it's a generic online FOB maintenance that ends during the conference.

>>379388834
Five dimensions, as Caramel said. Holy.

>>379388834
>a structure carrying a road, path, railway, etc. across a river, road, or other obstacle.

>>379388807
>>379388829
within 3 years
You dummies

>>379386239
But the super bowl is always on a sunday.
>having a job where you have to ask off for weekends
Imagine being an adult who still has a job where you work weekends.

>>379388729
fuck you caramel you have no right to like kojma he is a piece of shit and we all hate you faggot

fucking die you piece of shit no one loves you

>>379388875
KILL YOURSELF
>KILL YOURSELF
KILL YOURSELF
>KILL YOURSELF
KILL YOURSELF
>KILL YOURSELF
KILL YOURSELF
>KILL YOURSELF

>>379388875
>>379388883
>>379388895
Holy shit Death Stranding = Silent Hills confirmed!

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B-BUT ITS GONNA BE AT E3 YOURE GONNA BE BTFO REEEE K-KOJIMAS GONNA SURPRISE APPEARANCE AT THE SONY CONFERENCE WITH IT AND MGSV CHAPTER 3 GUYS

>>379389047
Kojima said last year he has nothing to show you fucking retard. Leave it to the idiots on /v/ to fall for the same tricks twice.

Caramel is the new FFXV-kun

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>>379388834
Are you stupid?

>>379388875
Calm your tits you cunt, my PS3 and game are 300km away from me right now.

>>379388895
Thanks. That is, indeed, bizarre.

I'm convinced that either something is up or Konami is deliberately fucking with people, since apparently their twitter has been RTing Chapter 3 theories for no reason

>>379389160
Prove it.

>>379385731

Sweet, a single fucking game. Stay delusional Sonybro

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>>379385615

>>379389212
I've posted the video where he says in the fucking thread. Read it you fucking moron

>>379388426

I watched the whole video and he never says they have nothing to show. Just that it'll be a little while before anyone sees what he's working on.

>>379389262
Show me the post then

DEATH STRANDING WONT BE AT E3

BUT METAL GEAR 5 WILL BE

HAPPENING

GET ON THE RUSE CRUISE

>>379389176
Don't insult caramel like that

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>>379389047
>>379389160

Caramel BTFO

>>379389262
why are you still here? just to get blown the fuck out over and over again?

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>>379388875

my personal lord and savior Caramel

their hate only fuels the hype

keep fighting, soon you will be redeemed

>>379389262
>>379389280
Caramel btfo!

>>379388875
>turn on PC ver
>says nothing about events or maintances

either PC version is shit or you are very deep into your own delusions

>>379389337
It's an insult to FFXV-kun

>>379389262
keep up the fight my friend

i believe you

non-believers will get fucked at e3

>>379389179

fuck me for not noticing that tiny blurry shit right

thanks for digging the image up for me faggot

>>379386358

Persona 5 Racing

>>379389262
He never states he has nothing to show in the video you delusional cunt.

So I've been doing some research and apparently there was a maintenance scheduled for the Sony Conferece last year too.

AKA it's fucking nothing.

>>379388834
Death Stranding is based on a sci-fi short by a japanese author (spoiler,MGSV also had heavy influence by Genocidal Organ, by Project Itoh, a now defunct author who was close to Hideo), the point of the story is that humans developed two tools at first: rope and sticks.
Rope is something you use to keep things close, the Stick is what you use to drive things you don't want away.
In Death Stranding the "rope" is the umbilical cords shown everywhere and i guess the sticks will be weapons.

Now we're into personal theory territory, but as a sci-fi amateur writer i hope i can get it right.One of the things you can build with both rope and sticks is a bridge, so i guess the point of the "bridges" association is "using both technologies and caring+violence to go over obstacles and bring stuff together". I also think it could double as "bridges among different dimension", as the Schroedinger's formula and other video clues seems to point out to two dimensions collapsing into a single one (uncertainty principle, there are many dimensions that collapse on themselves when they're measured).

>>379389476
Caramel is crazy but harmless
I've seen that xv-kun stalks people he doesn't agree with and heard he does his shtick on other sites besides here

>>379385615
>Kojima in charge of not being a douchebag

>>379389597
>So I've been doing some research and apparently there was a maintenance scheduled for the Sony Conferece last year too.
>
>AKA it's fucking nothing.

nothing, just like your proof of this claim

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>>379389597
Except the last emblem of the game that hasn't been released is a picture of Kojima's head.

And this is the final update for the game.

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>>379388858
>Half the fun of e3 streams is watching it with /v/
>sticky has so many posts that it's just nonsensical

threads about 5 hours after E3 are better.

>>379389613
>xv-kun
I miss his autism

>>379389734
>miss
m8 he's still here

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>>379389160
GO FUCK YOURSELF I HOPE YOU GET TURNED INTO A LEMONGRAB YOU PIECE OF SHIT NOT A SINGLE PERSON ON THIS PLANET LOVES YOU YOU ARE ALONE

>>379389734
Go make a FFXV thread shiting on the game, he'll be there.

>>379389731
>Posting in the sticky
The sticky is where you ALL CAPS after a major announcement.
Comfy thread is where you shoot shit with other anons about the games.
And the streams are always fun to watch for hilariously awful skits and moments.

What if Caramel is right by some really small chance

>>379389602
basically this

>>379385615
>giving any fucks about kojima the hack

just kys

>>379389734
He's in the Dissidia thread right now acting innocent

>>379387243
I'm only hyped for Spiderman

>>379389970
>the hack
>producer of one of the most successful, long-running video game series of all time

>>379389915
Then I'm a poisonous Zanzibar hamster posying from an msx

>>379386451
Thought CD said they were just gonna show Gwentstone off

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>>379389179
The center of the web is Hell's Kitchen

>>379389915
>really small

the evidence that he is right is insurmountable

if he is wrong, thats okay because he has made an assumption that any reasonable individual would based on the evidence he has collected.

anyone who has taken the time to consider all of the facts available, collected by caramel, would come to the same conclusion.

>>379390085
So you're saying that there is a chance ?

>>379387515
It means his studio didn't take time away from development to prepare an e3 trailer/demo retard

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>>379386436
>yfw MGSurvive turns into DS midtrailer

post >yfw kojima is the man who sold the world

>>379390176
Put your trip back on Caramel, you're not fooling anyone.

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>>379386447
>>379388405
were you retards even born last E3

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>>379390313
Fucking hell that would actually crash this board.

>>379385615
Because the game's name isn't Death Stranding, it's Bridges.

The full title of the game is Bridges: Death Stranding.

Please note that it is an original IP. It's not Silent Hills, it's not Metal Gear, it's not Zone of the Enders.

Thank you. See you at E3.

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>>379390176
>the evidence he has collected

Except he's just shitting out everything PythonSelkan has come across.

>>379390176
You're not fooling anyone Caramel. You were btfo, deal with it.

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Have you guys noticed that the closer we are getting to the day of the maintenance, the more desperate Caramel is getting?

>>379390483
It would make /v/ great again.

>>379390562
CARAMEL BTFO

>>379388970
Tons of people work weekends anon, the world doesn't just stop for two days a week

THIS NEEDS HIGHER STAKES
WHOEVER'S WRONG HAS TO LEAVE /V/ FOREVER

>>379390562
Wew, another retard.

>>379390562
HOLY FUCK RUSEFAGS BTFO

>>379389729
Games missing disc-content is nothing new these days. It's not surprising that, after falling out with the director, Konami decides to never release the Emblem as a final ruse.

Also, has it been declared as the final update?

>>379390826
Nah, just livestream their own suicide and all is forgiven

>>379390859
Fuck you. See you at E3. Also you still have your trip on you fucking cocksucker.

>>379390887
>Also, has it been declared as the final update?
Of course it hasn't

>>379390879
Seems like I have to change my trip from ##bridgesgame. Oh well.

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>>379390951
>>379390859
>>379390562

>>379391061
You wot m8?

>>379390790
lol

why work at all if you are just gonna make minimum wage at some restaurant

>>379391178
Fail

>>379386569
[citation needed]

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>>379390592

regardless it still stands, anybody who knows all the information and doesn't come to the same conclusion as caramel and this pythonselkan is naive.

>Caramel growing increasingly autistic
>Kojima driving people up the wall
>Counter-Rusefags and Double-Rusefags at each others throats
>Ruse-Rusefag apears and gets fucked by alternate versions of himself

I'm starting to think that Death Stranding is us

>>379385615
How does he keep getting away with it,
people are still actually hyped for anything this hack makes considering his record in the last 10 years

>>379391323
Fuck off Caramel, you're not fooling anybody.

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>>379391262
>>379390951
>>379390859
>>379390562
Stop posting

>>379391324
and this
is a tenth of the ratshit confusion that would happen if caramel was right

>>379391262
Please ignore this poster. He is not me.

Thank you.

>>379391323
You're the wrost samefag we had in a while Caramel

>>379388386
Why does this board have this weird narrative about Kojima banging every woman he works with? You guys don't treat any other dev this way, it's really weird. Do you just all wish you were these women you fantasize about him fucking?

i bet it's just kojima pulling the same shit where he scraps entire portions of finished product just to rework some insignificant minutiae. i wonder how long sony will put up with it.

>>379391451
You're not me
Disregard this retard

>>379391589
Your trip is literally ##bridgesgame.

I had to change it so you can't impersonate me anymore.

>>379391324
>A frog starts making the rounds on 4chan
>REEEE is the peculiar sound of a small frog, becomes a meme representing people screaming in frustration
>KEK becomes widely used to replace the overused LOL
>Said frog becomes widely used to represent the alt-right ideals and Trump administration
>Turns out a literal frog god in ancient egypt was called KEK
>The geroglyphs for his name are a literal man standing in front of what looks like a computer
>a woman named REALITY WINNER leaks the documents about how the Russians plotted to help Trump administration to win
>A friend of hers left a single comment on her picture, years ago.
>It's REEEEEEEEEEEE

We are definitely the Death Stranding.

>>379391684
>>I had to change it so you can't impersonate me anymore.

>>379391202
>Restaurants are the only businesses that function on weekends
You really need to leave your house once in a while

>>379391684
Hey, you forgot to take off your trip while samefagging, no need to keep posting as both personas to save face now.

>>379391589

>>379386436
I really want that game to be good just to prove that Kojima is a hack even further

>>379391894
I am not samefagging though.

>>379386358
OutRun 3

>>379385615
It won't be at E3 because the gig is up, and he'll show MGS5 (not V) instead.

>>379385615
>I TOOK AN ENTIRE WEEK OFF OF WORK TO WATCH E3

You're an idiot.

Caramel fags BTFO!
I guess this ruse cruse shit will pop up again just before tgs

>>379392436
ANYONE WHO FALLS FOR THIS IS AN IDIOT
KOJIMA SAID HE HAD NOTHING TO SHOW LAST E3
BE SMART, DON'T BE A FOOL

He's technically telling the truth since he's not showing Death Stranding, he's showing Silent Hills.

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Who is caramel?

>>379392473
No, Mr. Kojima is not showing Silent Hills at E3.

Silent Hills was a different, cancelled project.

This is a new IP, Bridges: Death Stranding. Please do not spread misinformation about the game.

Thank you. Hope you will be there at E3 :).

>>379392580
Caramel is Caramel
Who are you?

>>379392473
>KOJIMA SAID HE HAD NOTHING TO SHOW LAST E3
This isn't true just because you keep saying it.

>>379392669
I'm me, who is caramel. I'm not in those dumb ruse threads 24/7 like you guys

>>379392473
So how are you going to spin it when legitimately nothing is shown at E3?

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>>379392757
You sure about that?
Just read the trips, faggot

>>379385615
CARAMELO
SUICIDE
STREAM
WHERE?

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>>379389602

>Death Stranding is based on a sci-fi short by a japanese author

No it's not. Ludens are referenced from The Time Wanderers. The first Death Stranding trailer setting takes heavy influence from the Dagon short story by Lovecraft.

Like all of the dogshit Kojima is only capable of creating; it will have many references to far superior works of fiction and attempt to sloppily string them all together under an uninspired and insipid thematic umbrella.

YOU GUYS NUKES ARE BAD OK? THEY EXPLODE. BIG BOOM, OK? Even a movie about a giant radioactive lizard destroying tokyo handled this sentiment with more tact than Mediocre Garbage Story™.


It was already proven that MGSs positives were due to your co-writers.
Just stick to showing up at random game development offices and asking them to kiss your rings like you're some sort of celebrity, you piss-colored monkey.

>>379391535
Nah, it's because no matter how deep or kino he tries to make his work, his true sleaze always shines though.

Kojima has something, because he Will do the Interview just the day after Sony conference.

>>379393159
E3 will be the reveal of Silent Hills, Camp Omega ending and MGS5.

The day after will be his time to explain everything in detail since he cant take up too much time of the conference aside from the trailers.

>>379386358
Demon souls port, screencap this.

>>379392153
Find out soon then. Can't wait to be BTFO

>>379385615
what a joke, KOJIMBO IS A HACK

Death Stranding won't be at E3... but nobody said anything about MGS6

>>379393125
>implying this scene wasn't perfectly set up and executed
https://youtu.be/JGoeazH9M0I

>>379386534
That doesn't really mean that they won't show anything.

>>379393338
Konami said Metal Gear Survive will be there. Yay

>>379386138

>Kojima's wife
>Ever setting foot anywhere near a gaming convention

You must be joking son.

She literally tried to divorce him because he wouldn't stop developing videogames.

>>379387515
What is it with Kokokambo and Dorito Pope's extremely homosexual relationship?
Geoff is a talentless nobody hack in the industry.

>>379389559
You mean
P5: Fast&Smooth.
P5: Shooting All Night.
P5: Thieves Rumble
P5: CRIMEson.

>We want to focus on development
>They currently have a 100 people on the team, aiming for 300
>Kojima, Ayako, his translator, and Ken Ichimori are all going to e3
>that leaves 96 employees back in Japan
>Those employees aren't allowed to release a trailer

The logic is nonsense. Every team works on development. Just because Kojima and his 3 little shit head friends went to e3 doesn't mean they cannot reveal a trailer or won't be able to work on development

This is a cop out, the real reason is because they didn't prepare any fucking trailers for this game

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>open thread
>ctrl f: ruse 1 of 20

you fags are so predictable

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>>379386580
NO PLACE 2 HIDE
NO PLACE 4 HIDEO
NO PLACE 2 RUSE

2+2=4? NOT LIKELY. EXPECT MGS 6

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>>379393349


Turds sometimes have peanuts.

What's your point.

Literally Caramel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWIkqEnVG8I

>>379393627
That given a decade's time and on an infinite budget Kojima can make a masterpiece. Both in terms of story and gameplay.

>>379385615

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

can't make this up right now

>>379393230
If it isn't, what will you do?

Will you admit you were wrong or you'll just keep backpedaling?

>>379390145
IT'S NOT OVER YET

>>379386474
Underrated post

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GUYS

>>379385912
>The worst Square titles are their flagship franchises that people with shit tastes eat up
>The shit eaters are actually excited to wait 3 more years to eat said shit

Anyone excited about a Kojima game after MGS V needs to go make out with a wood chipper.

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>>379385615

>>379393385
Which is why he fucks Ayako

>>379393859
just like in case of Jodorowsky's Dune
but guess what he managed to do nothing
what a bunch of bullshit

>>379393385
source?

>>379394541
Ayako is married to a Japanese stud and has two kids. The only person who'd fuck Kojima is Joosten

>>379385615
>The one game you're excited for is meme tier trash from a dev who puts more cutscenes then gameplay in his shittly written games.

Cute.

>>379394378
>>379388969

>>379394645
source?

>>379394783
Her Instagram but she made that shit private after some gaijan weaboo stalked her

>>379386312
>>379386330
>>379386334
>>379386447
>>379386450
>>379387056
Stop interacting with tripfags, you know better than this.

>>379386739
I learnt my lesson with Versus 13 and Last Guardian, so I'll wait for PS5 instead.

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>>379385615
well there you have it lads
We get to see suicide live streams now by trip faggots.

>>379394550
>In regard to the making of El Topo, Jodorowsky stated that, "When I wanted to do the rape scene, I explained to [Mara Lorenzio] that I was going to hit her and rape her. There was no emotional relationship between us, because I had put a clause in all the women's contracts stating that they would not make love with the director. We had never talked to each other. I knew nothing about her. We went to the desert with two other people: the photographer and a technician. No one else. I said, 'I'm not going to rehearse. There will be only one take because it will be impossible to repeat. Roll the cameras only when I signal you to.' Then I told her, 'Pain does not hurt. Hit me.' And she hit me. I said, 'Harder.' And she started to hit me very hard, hard enough to break a rib...I ached for a week. After she had hit me long enough and hard enough to tire her, I said, 'Now it's my turn. Roll the cameras.' And I really...I really...I really raped her. And she screamed."[21] He went on to state, "Then she told me that she had been raped before. You see, for me the character is frigid until El Topo rapes her. And she has an orgasm. That's why I show a stone phallus in that scene . . . which spouts water. She has an orgasm. She accepts the male sex. And that's what happened to Mara in reality. She really had that problem. Fantastic scene. A very, very strong scene.

You're actually flattering Kojima by comparing him to based Jodorowsky

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>>379387652

>>379386138
>THE GAMES HE WILL ACTUALLY REVEAL ARE SILENT HILLS AND MGS5

developed by who? Your autism?

>>379386447
Kojima did 2 interviews with this guy Geoff last year, before and after he revealed death stranding. In the first review he repeatedly states that he has nothing to show during e3.

>>379394932
Cool story bro

>>379395203
kek

>>379395234
Camarel

kojima spending too much time drooling over d list celebrities instead of making games

cant hide behind the evil konami boogeyman this time

h a c k

>>379386763
Neither is he now. He even edited some of those trailers.

>>379389226
relax, sweetie, go play with your wittle switch

>>379386246
Go see a therapist.

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>>379386358
But Shawn Layden says we're getting lots of nip games at E3!

I still don't even have the slightest clue as to what type of game or genre Death Stranding is meant to be.
And to be frank I find it kind of annoying how hard they're pushing it without even having given us that much.

Seriously why do you fags not have every name and tripfag anonymised and filtered? Stop giving these retards the attention they want

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>>379385615

>short before E3
>Kojima tweets no DS
>no death stranding
>see me at 6/14 with geoff
>presents another concept pic
>presents another coffee mug with ds logo on it
>presents a toy
>see you in 2020

>>379394592
His anus

>>379388834
>that Pentagon in the middle of the web

>>379395608
Well, he's the one losing money. It's not like he even has a game to shill

Sony still has

>the last of us 2
>god of war
>spiderman
>final fantasy 7
>days gone
>knack 2

Spiderman alone will easily shit on everything if they show gameplay anyway

>>379395163
I don't know who this guy is, but he should clearly be in prison

>>379385615

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iClEtwexv2E


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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>>379385615
This motherfucker is starting to piss me off. This was the only thing I was even looking forward to at E3 and this FAGGOT still has nothing to show or tell us about the game.

This "le epic 2 sekret 4 u xdd" shit is getting seriously annoying.

>>379385615
E3 don't even started and Sony already lost, I'm fucking tired of playing the waiting game. Where is FF7 RE, Shemnue 3, Detroit, Kingdom Hearts 3, and all others vapowares. At least, I hope SOny won't cuck us with a PS5 or a PS4 Scorpio.....

>>379396196
You're falling for this shit again? He said the same thing last year you fucking idiot.

I've never once been so sure I'm the smartest person on /v/ as I have been right now.

>>379396308
>Caring about Detroit

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>>379395964
>I don't know who this guy is, but he should clearly be in prison
Get out underage newfag reddit pleb

>>379396008
lmao

>>379396350
>He said the same thing last year
No he didn't. Watch the interview again.

>>379396350
>>379392692

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>>379395964
He's a jew, /pol/ is always right.