*becomes GOTY*

*Blocks your database*

Finally had a game last night where everyone escaped and Jason didn't kill a single person. That shit was intense and fun because he was trying his ass off but the counselors were communicating very well and keeping him distracted/stunned so 3 could escape in a car and the others escaped with the police.

I dont know how they did it but its the only fun game to play with random team mates. Usually mp games are only good with friends.

>>379380926

I really want to play this game, I'm a huge slasher fan, but I refuse to pay 40 dollars for a multiplayer only title. Especially one that looks as buggy as this.

The only problem is that by the time this game goes on sale, you just KNOW that everyone will have dropped it for whatever the next flavor of the month meme game is.

It's a fucking catch 22.

>>379381216
Its really not that buggy. Its been fixed since release now.

>>379381339
>t.f13 dev
Game is buggy as fuck

>>379381216
>>379381339
This. Ignore the shitposters. It admittedly had a very rough launch but it's fixed now. I've played hours and hours and hours the last two days and haven't had a single issue.

If you're as excited as you claim you are, just buy it.

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IF YOU SEE HIM COMING GET AWAY IF YOU CAN
JUST KEEP ON RUNNING RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN

>>379381216
They updated it on monday and it works perfectly now.

OK FAGGOTS, I never watched a Friday the 13th film. However, browsing /v/ and seeing these threads made me somehow want to make up and watch the first 4. Should I do it, cocksuckers?

If so, should I also get the game later?

>>379381669
You should just watch them anyways. They are old school campy horror goodness.

>>379381731
Which ones in particular are worth the hassle? I managed to deduct that 1-4 are considered great, while the rest, not so much.

Aus servers yet? Will there be?

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>>379381669
Don't just watch the first four you cunt, watch all of them except part 5 and 9. In particular if you want peak Jason it's part 6-8.

Switch port when?

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best counselor

>>379382181
Alright nigger, I'll do it.

>>379382198
Lol

>>379381968
6 is great, 7 has best makeup and stunt, 8 has great variety, 9 is a good horror movie with jason for a few minutes, X is campy fvj is entertaining and the remake got some very nice kills.

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>>379381968
5 has best girl

>>379382860
She looks like a cheap whore. Do you even /hightest/?

This is literally the flavor of the month game

Will be dead by the end of the summer

>>379382959
Cool

>>379382959
You know it will rise from it's grave on friday the 13th this october.

>>379381216

resist the urge. dont pay to beta test this piece of shit

>>379380926
*crashes your server*

>>379382959
>said increasingly nervous DbD fan for the eighth time that week

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>>379380926
shit game desu

>>379383164
Oh, well if a guy named Dingaling hated the game, you JUST KNOW it's trash.

>>379383164
Shit post desu

>>379380926
Never ever

>>379383089
Also when they do physical release, and release all the content that is coming with it

>>379383089
I bet theyll do some dlc that day, maybe if lucky a fuckin map pack with an ad on the psn
Kek we'llall be lvl 99 gettin paired with level 1 players

>>379382540
8 is pretty bad honestly. Just rewatched it and the characters were somehow even more boring than usual plus most of the kills sucked.

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>>379381473
HE'S A DANGEROUS
DANGEROUS
MAN

AND HE'S OUT TONIGHT
AND HE'S WATCHIN ' YOU
AND HE KNOWS YOUR HOUSE

NO, DON'T TURN OUT THE LIGHTS

>>379383164
Is this THE Dingaling?

>>379383089
>check calendar after reading this post

Oh shit

>>379383294
Fat nerd is best girl

>40 dollars for a game that is in beta
>Doesn't even have finished story mode
Pfft

>>379383519
>being poor
>not slashing horny teens

Your loss Tbh

>>379383519
But it will have a story mode, won't it?

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>>379383309
YEAH CUZ HE'S BACK HE'S THE MAN BEHIND THE MASK

>be Chad
>Spend entire game getting chased by Jason
>Good perks so repeatedly stun him and make him waste time
>Teammates fix car in meantime, I jump in and we leave some wretched Vanessa player to die
Who /chadlife/ here?

>>379383623
Supposedly they are adding one in soon, yeah.

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>>379383976
>not using soundfiles from Ed, Edd n' Eddy
>not yelling DORKS all the time
It's like you don't like fun

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>>379380926
>>379381063
>>379383136
>*action*

>>379383976
Vanessa is worst girl.

>>379384286
They're doing it ironically, duh

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>It's an everybody's dead except an AJ hiding in the closet and we all have to spectate for 10 minutes while Jason plays hide and seek episode

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>>379383820
I don't own the game
That song better be in it

*blocks your achievements*

>>379384097
>not chasing after people as Jason with Yakety Sax playing over your mic

>>379380926
>escape a few minutes in
>lost connection
every time
If not for unblockable/dodgeable insta grab choke and the connection shit this game would be amazing.

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>>379383976
>be Chad
>help put together the four seater
>collected two knives, the keys and a flare gun by the time the car is ready
>five people at the car and Jason just down the street killing someone
>people pissing themselves over who gets left behind
>"I got this. I'll hold off Jason, you guys just go."
>throw down the keys for the car and run down the street
>blast Jason in his mask with flare gun
>start kiting him around a Crystal Lake sign
>he gets pissed and moves to chase the car
>deliberately put myself in his way
>he grabs me and gets knifed
>talk enormous amount of shit at him to keep his attention on me
>car comes barreling down the road at us
>swerves to miss Jason
>runs me over instead and kills me
>the four Judases escape

Last time I play Chad any other way than like Chad.

>>379384435
I just won a game as Adam by hiding under a bed for twelve minutes
Some Jasons are very unaware

>>379384689
How can this happen? Do people not use the sight sense?

>>379381669
>I have never watched a Friday the 13th film

Why is everyone responding to this 15 year old?

>jason blocks/shifts through both a bear trap and firecrackers
Ok that's fucking bullshit.

>>379383820
That filename!
>mysides

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>>379384689
>>379384760
I've had numerous Jason's stroll on by me many times while I've been hidden in the corner, bed, or closet. It's fucking amazing and I main Vanessa.

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>>379384636
>standing around the car with 3 other people as Chad
>"No one has the keys, we should look around the cabins."
>as they run off to search i get in and start the car
>escape alone

>>379384989
>running to police with the negress
>she gets grabbed and asks for help since I had a bat
>"Sorry too risky"
>escape as I hear her screams in the background

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>>379384989
DEVILISH

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>>379384989
/chavilish/

>>379384989
You're the reason why I pee when sleeping

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>be tommy
>wait near the cops
>tiffany runs up to me, she's the only other survivor
>shoot her and run off into the night

>>379381216
Its a really good game man. 33 hours in and having a blast, I'm also a slasher fan.

Inb4 shill

>>379381216
it'll be 19.99 by Halloween, if not less.

Is there any split screen functionality?

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>>379381216
I can always sell you a code for only 25 bucks, Steam doesnt know about economics and its almost 40% cheaper to buy here on Mexico

>>379386313
I thought they fixed that.

>>379387042
Safe Cross-Country Gifting

No more worrying if a Gift to E-mail or Gift to Inventory is going to work for a friend, gifts sent through the new system will always work on the receiver's account. When there is a large difference in pricing between countries, gifting won't be available and you'll know before purchase.

2 is best Jason

>>379381216
be reasonable wait
hold on

OK FAGGOTS, THE REAL QUESTION IS: WHEN THE FUCK WILL THE PRICE DROP?

So, how does this game work?

1 player is Jason, against how many survivors? Do they just have to hide and run from him until timeout, or is there a way to kill him or win the game?

>>379387109
That shit didnt explain anything, so can he do it or not?

>>379387270
Survivors have to either escape via car, boat or the police or try and hide until the time limit
You can kill Jason, but it's far from easy and requires specific items and conditions

>>379387390
It's vague on purpose so probably not.

>>379387270
I find survivors actually do better when they stick together. You get four or five survivors and they can just keep Jason beat into stun and interrupt all his grabs. You know you're in for an easy game as Jason when they all split up or leave each other behind.

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>>379383976

>be Chad
>Find Shotgun, Fuse and Telephone in the first house
> Do everything and wait in the woods till police arrives
>Last Survivor go for the cops as Jason try to approach me, shotgun him in the face
>Escape and fuck some bitches

Such is life as Chad

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>it's another day/night of spacewars
>mfw

where my /poor/ bros at

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>>379383332
>not paying attention
>cops arrive
>i'm clear across the map
>make my way over
>people escaping one by one
>get near the exit, Lachappa still there as well as Jason
>run at Jason and throw fireworks
>Lachappa stands his ground until i get past him and then starts following me
>Jason shiftgrabs him, he has a pocket knife
>we both made it
>mfw he stayed behind to give me a chance to escape too

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>>379388786
>police arrive
>only me and one other guy left
>wait at the entrance for him
>he comes running down the road with Jason hot on his heels
>looks like he's not going to make it
>pull out my shotgun and line up the shot
>Jason grabs him!
>guy had a pocket knife, he's home free!
>shoot his ass inches from escaping
>mfw Jason and I are in a group and I was systematically feeding him info on the counselors
>we stand next to each other and run out the clock

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Jasons who are secret chads

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What will the singleplayer mode even be? Just the same game with everyone except you being the AI?

>>379390230
I bet it'll be a tutorial with cutscenes

>>379388682
>Can't afford the game
>Want to play
>Put my name in the hat for a giveaway.

Right here

>>379382181
Don't listen to this guy
Part 9 is the only bad one, part 5 is underated and has best girl, and the first 4 are classic slasher kino

>>379390442
Part V actually is an OK movie but the whole thing being a copycat Jason feels like a huge ripoff

>>379390442
Part 5 is awful, but you're right about it having best girl

Assuming you're talking about Tina

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so who bought savini jason yesterday?

>>379390749
BACKERS BTFO

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youtube.com/watch?v=kn-IiHJKS6M

>>379390749
Didn't they refund the people who bought it?

>>379390749
How???

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What is it about Jason that kept him so current that even shithead millennials recognize him while Michael Meyers and Leatherface kind of faded away into curiosities of their time?

>>379391420
nah i still have it
>>379391476
sony fucked up and had the character on ps store for like 6 dollars

>>379390550
What's so bad about it? Is it just the fact that it's not Jason that makes it bad? It seems to me like about the same quality as the others

>>379391969
He's not recognized really man, this is the first jason thing that has gotten any attention in awhile

>>379389037
>being a little faggot

>>379391969
his movies are easily digestible and the bar is so low that almost none of the movies are bad by its own merits, unlike Halloween and TCM

>>379391969
More iconic look. Same with Freddy and the hat and the glove. Not that Michael's look isn't iconic though, but it's less instantly recognizable. I'm not sure what the right word is.

>>379392128
the game's getting a lot of attention, if nobody recognized Jason nobody would've cared

>>379381216
when are we going to accept that the price of developing games has increased, and therefore the price of games is going to increase? Gaming is going to die if the majority of consumers refuse to ever pay for than 60 bucks for a full game. How is 40 bucks too much for a multiplayer only?

>>379380926
>*shift grabs to GOTY*
FTFY

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>>379391969
Mike Meyers is a pasty ass faggot with a very dull look and all he does is wander around like he has a rod up his ass while Jason is a fucking indestructible badass action anti-hero

>>379392128
trust me man, everyone knows who Jason is. There are a shit ton of 12 year olds playing friday the 13th.

>>379392546
I guess I'm getting old

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>>379391969
he is a meme in a sense
memes are self perpetuating ideas, due to his unique look and simple premise he is often referenced in media, people who have never seen the original movies know the "hokey mask killer" from other sources
other killers with signature looks also survive the time, but Jason is the best at it together with Freddy Kruger

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>>379391969
It's because he wears the mask

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGckV8vEECE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9gSjkLqDqw

This game is well worth the $40 it is very detailed and a fun/different gaming experience than other game titles. A breathe of fresh air really for only Multiplayer games

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Roy skin when?

>>379393270
honestly wouldn't be such a travesty if it was possible for counselors with good composure or strength to actually mash out of Jason's grip before he executes them. If you get grabbed and you don't have a pocket knife, you are dead unless Jason decides to toy with you

>>379393579
see now this just feels like shilling, and I like this game

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>>379380926
Normalfag FOTM

>>379393270
the thing is that for every long range grab you get, you miss like 5 close ones

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>>379380926
*blocks you're path

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QUICK /v/

I NEED SOME GOOD 80'S ROCK FOR MY /jason/

>>379390749
So there must be some sort of way to put the data for him on a hard drive and transfer it to different people, right? [sp]aka I missed him by like half an hour[/sp]

>>379393579
This but in a less shilly sounding post

>>379380926
>Goty other than mountain blade butterlord

>>379394202

Twisted Sisters
Van Hallen

>>379381101
Police is always the way to go if you can. As long as you have weapons you can fight him off the whole way, the vehicles are death traps.

>>379394202
Alice Cooper

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>>379380926
*glitches behind u*
Nothing personally, bucko.

>>379392002
yeah, Sony "accidentally" put Savini Jason through the 2 week process of releasing something on the PS store, gave the item a description and an icon, and then charged 6 bucks for a few hours, totally by accident

>>379380926
LOL


twitch bait shovelware. dead in a week.

It looks neat but it seems so damn repetitive.

What makes people keep playing it?

>>379394659
Boat seems to be pretty effective but I don't know if Jason's really know how to stop it. The car works really well if you learn how to drive in reverse. I've survived 3 times now just reversing to the other exit away from Jason after he morphs in front of the car

>>379394983
scaring people is fun

>>379394859
what are you trying to say? they removed it so someone fucked up regardless

What do you do when you have Russians or Chinese in your lobby?

Without fanboying, tell me which is better: this or DBD

>>379395096
removing it was always part of the plan. Gun media gets some more money, Sony gets some more money, and most importantly, any controversy just means more people are more likely to hear about the game, which leads to more sales, which leads to, you guessed it, more money.

>>379395012
Boat is asking to get killed since he can morph out to the exit and tip you over.

>>379395285
As someone who never watched the f13th movies, f13th is better. DBD sucks for the killer these days

>>379395274

Dont know what happened yesterday but, i havent played with any russian or chinese since then

>>379395285
It depends. F13 has more to it in terms of mechanics, but it's limited by the F13 license. Unless your a fan of the franchise you probably won't get as much enjoyment out of it.

DBD has a little more in the way of variety, but it's really fucking unbalanced with survivors pretty much just teabagging the killers every game. Jason in this game is a lot more terrifying, but he also feels really cheap right now with his grab range and ability to just asphyxiate kill everyone with no buildup at all.

The devs will likely fix that in the future, but right now it's really dampening the fun.

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>>379395274
>Join game
>Two people with moonrune names
>One keeps yelling over and over "CHINA NUMBA ONE!"
>Other guy finally speaks up "Acturry I am Japanese"
>Chinese guy "JAPAN NUMBER TWO!"
>Chinese guy plays Jason, kills all but one person
>Quietly whispers at the very end "China number one"
>mfw

Only time I've enjoyed playing with foreigners.

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>it's a buggzy is hiding the game out and Tommy player doesn't realise he's come back episode

Anyone killed Jason yet?

thought of giving this one a try but

>dumb newbie devs
>savini skin debacle
>assholes hijacking player accounts and selling your shit
>repetitive as fuck
>buggy
>37 fucking euros with nothing to really justify it

>>379395285
nip nong them until they cyka blyat

>>379380926
>literally with zero content
kek

>>379395678
I'm guilty of this. Died within a minute, got up to get food, come back and I'm like "oh, looks like our Tommy Jarvis is afk, bummer." sat there surfing /v/ until I looked up an realized I was Tommy Jarvis, ran to the police that had already been called, escaped without saving anyone

>>379395882
You've one half of a point out of 6. Please apply yourself and see me after class.

>>379394843
>i am the senate

>>379391969
It's the mask. Same shit with Scream

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any reason to not play as her?
>good repair allows to easily contribute to any escape attempts if I manage to find any parts
>great sneak for massively increased survival and juking Jason by hiding in the woods/corners
So she's awesome for solo while capable for teamwork

>>379395785
No, I've gotten his mask off a bunch of times but no one can ever coordinate the sweater/Tommy combo.

>>379396262
Repair is useless once you git gud at the repair mini game. My ideal setup is

>Bugzy
>Bat perk with extra stun
>Stamina perk
>Extra stun perk

Run for days and can knock Jason out for god damn ever with the bat.

>>379396481
Even if you're good at the repair mini game it still takes a long time.

>>379396540
Time is rarely a factor in it, it's mostly just alerting Jason by doing it wrong.

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>I'm second last counselor alive
>Buggzy
>Hold Jason off as long as I can
>Die in cabin
>Someone is hiding there
>Tries to run out, gets stuck in a trap I set
>Dies

>>379396605
You have a point, but time is important when Vanessa is sprinting away from Jason and heading right towards you. I prefer to have a decent repair for this reason alone.

>>379396262

As long as you don't have any objections to playing as a slut.

>>379396853
Sure it can be helpful but the way I see it repair only happens once or twice per match while running from Jason happens a shitload more. So I like the stats that get used more.

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>Play on PC
>Have to deal with Gooks and Griefing Ruskies
>Play on Console
>Niggers and women

>>379396947
I agree, I just haven't gotten gud enough at the mini game. I fail atleast once everytime because it speeds up and the window is so small. Predicting it helps sometimes, but very rarely so.

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>Jason talking on mic

Why?

>>379397560
I've ran into some pretty funny Jason's before, doesn't really bother me.

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>Be playing Jason part 6
>Hunting for the combined teenage assholes
>Found the nigger
>Nig thinks he's smart to out run me
>Chase him non-stop to drain his stamina
>Shift in front of him and grabs him
>Gouge his eyes out
>Butcher my way across the camp site
>last 2 left Tommy and A.J.
>Cops arrive across the bridge
>Tommy misses with shotgun
>Grabs him and crushes his skull
>A.J. makes a run for the police
>Shift in front of her with less than a second to spare
>Grabs her and slowly chokes her with the sweet knowledge her player is pissed

Seriously Jason his fun as fuck to play as.

did the new update on ps4 completely fuck up bear traps? whenever I try to place one it flies about 5 feet away from my character and NEVER where I want it to be

>>379392457
is it the consumers fault for not buying something they dont want

>>379397997
>I'm proud of shift grabbing people

Wow, good job.

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>>379397997
>killing everyone as Part 6
C'mon son.

is there an image list of all the movies about wich one is good and for what? kinda like the godzilla image with the movies?

>>379380926
>Game shipped with tons of gamebreaking bugs
>All gameplay bugs from the beta are STILL in
>Player count nosedives to DbD levels not even a month in

This hame had potential, but the devs fucked it up. The only way to salvage it now is with tons of free weekends.

>>379398152
>Pissed off cause I don't play a certain way

kay stay mad

>>379398372
What's wrong with him? He can't run and has low hp and block chance

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>>379397138
>women

do you think girls want to be raped and killed by Jason?? just asking haha

>>379396481

>epic Lead Foot and Speed Demon with Grease Monkey
>car so fast i crash it for 50% and jason still cant get me

>>379398490
All of them are good except 5 and 9, simple as that.

>>379380926
It is a really fun multiplayer game. So long as they iron out the glitches and technical issues (and the price goes down a bit), this can easily be a classic in the future.
And if you play with friends, it is even better.

>>379397560
>>379397876
its fine when they talk like normal people. oh man when they try to roleplay i cant mute fast enough

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>>379398606
>Jason
>rape

>>379398662
>when they try to roleplay
But...but that would be silent...do they not know who they're playing as?

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>It's a "group of friends use Discord to tell Jason exactly where everyone is at all times" episode

>>379398662
how the fuck do you roleplay a silent killer? what's wrong with these niggas.

>>379398606
>Jason
>Rape

People fucking is why he drowned, he hates that shit.

>>379398572
Part 6 is my go to Jason, and you shift grabbing with him makes me look like a faggot. I can look like a faggot well enough on my own.

>>379397138
This is a very accurate summation desu. The amount of women and black gentlemen I have encountered is like 5x the standard.

>>379380926

Are there any streamers playing this that don't talk ?

>>379381968
are you kidding? the first movie sucks dick

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>>379398713
>>379398838
He was actually supposed to rape one of the girls in Part 3 but it obviously was cut, and after that he became 'the prudish ever-vigilant enforcer of William Bennett-style values'.
And just like 4chan the only woman he truly loves and who ever only loved him is his own mother

>>379398987
Doubt it, every twitch fag I see is chatty as fuck. It's why I always mute them as soon as I see them.

>>379398789
There are always faggots like this, I hate it.
I remember it happening in TF2, CS, Garry's Mod.

Basically any team based game with multiplayer where you can spectate. How this is fun is beyond me.

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>>379399032
The first movie's a classic

>>379380926
Polygon gave it a 4/10, so it's either great by inverse transitive property, or it's so shit that even those tasteless hacks could tell.

>>379398861
Oh wait I forgot this is /v/ I'm on. You guys cry like faggots if people don't play a certain way.

>>379399178
They probably couldn't get money out of the indie devs so they gave a bad review in protest. The gaming review industry is dirty cancer. Can't trust either the good or the bad reviews.

>>379399186
I cry like a faggot if a guy tries to win in fucking Friday the 13th. Shift grab all you want nigger, just don't use best part when you do it.

>>379383164
>can't even spell swooce
shit opinion has been discarded

>>379398620
and why 5 and 9 are bad? that's the reason i want to see a small desc of every movie.

>>379399382
5 because no Jason. 9 because it's just pants on head retarded.

>>379398987

https://steamcommunity.com/app/438740/broadcasts/#scrollTop=0

>>379399382
>>379399417
5 is also just a really shitty movie, even by F13 standards. Some of the worst acting in the entire series.

>>379399382
9 starts out really entertaining with Jason getting blown to fucking pieces by the FBI but then everything gets really retarded with this demon parasite possession bullshit and it just kind of blends in with other early 90's horror like Elm Street (appropriate since there's the famous scene of Freddy pulling down Jason's mask at the end). Jason also looked like shit with his giant deformed melon head with the mask growing into it.

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>>379399656
I watched part 5 recently and it was just odd the whole time.
>that ending

>>379398572
He's right though, shift-grabbing is babby tier. Why not just go full out and take a runner Jason if the game's so hard for you?

>>379398662
>When they try to roleplay

That's easy, just turn off your mic.

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>>379399043
He was an autistic spurg before he drowned, if being a weeb was a thing in the late 70's he would have been one. Naturally he would need someone that hates sex just as much as him.

>>379399417
>>379399656
holy shit don't tell me a movie is just awfull tell me reason why is retarded/shit.

can someone post a good review or let's play? I haven't seen anything about this game yet and I don't want to shift through a million shitty youtube videos to see how the game is

>>379399764
Space Jason when?

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>>379381216
Yea, don't even bother.

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>>379399664
HE WAS JUST A BIG OLE PUSSY ANYWAY

>>379399858
Soon.

>>379399664
waith 9 is the one with the possession thing? well now i know what movie don't see again.
srs tough what the fuck was the people thinking tough it was nice that the armed forces finally reacted to a danger on the lake.

>>379399868
>judging games based on steam reviews, or reviews in general
Just pirate a game you are interested and make up your own opinion, you piece of shit.

>>379398789
>Call them a tattle tale and kill them
I had a Vanessa cripple a counselor once and I went after her calling them a dickhead.

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Ayyy thanks based sony

>>379400007
yeah that's the one. the coroner out of fucking nowhere just eats Jason's heart and gets possessed. and Jason (as a parasite) crawls up his dead sisters vagina and she transforms back into Jason with the mask and everything

>>379399321
Says the nigger. How about you stop crying like a faggot about how people play a game they paid for?

>>379400007
I wonder how that debrief went.

>>379400139
I really hope they open Savini Jason up to everyone in a few months. I had no idea this game even existed till it came out

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>>379400159
How about I don't?

>>379400243
Devs said no because it's only for backers and according to them Savini Jason is in no way OP.

>>379400243
They should have made Savini Jason to be a skin. It would be the distinguished and exclusive reward that people who back high tier kickstarter or cosmetic dlcs like.

There was no need to make it a pay-only character with high tier specs. Making pay-only things that give advantages in-game is just a terrible design decision in general.

>>379399570

First stream met my criteria, nice, and thanks.

>>379399868
Playerunknown's Battleground is also mixed but it's the best selling game on Steam right now. F13 is also a million times better than it.

>>379400080
>just pirate an online only game and try it
>t. brainlet

>>379399764
The ending and Tina were the only good parts of V tbqh

>>379399842
Awful characters, retarded story, Jason isn't the killer,, godawful acting

Still worth watching though if you're going to watch the whole series anyway. If you want to know more specifically why it's shitty, go read Wikipedia.

>>379399773
I wanted to change up from playing part 3. Plus I can't get levels fast enough when the game is crushing, host quitting and disconnecting.

>>379381216
why don't you just get it off of g2a or kinguin? problem solved

>>379400506
Except that F13 online works with the pirated version, but you can only play with other pirates. Still good enough to get the feel of the game.
You retard.

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Is the game still incredibly unbalanced in favour of Jason? I tried the beta and it was literally

>*teleports behind you*
>heh, nothing personnel, kid

IIRC the only one who could have a good chance of surviving Jason is the nigger counsellor (fastest runner lel) with the only Jason who could catch her being the klansman hood Jason (again, lel)

>>379400693
Git gud scrub

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>>379400542
Who is Tina? Why did Tommy try to kill Pam? Did he kill Pam? What's going on?

>>379400693
>hooded Jason is the only one fast enough to catch the nog

Pottery

>>379400139
Still need NES Jason

One question though, why does it called Friday the 13th? Is it because the film premise took place in Friday the 13th or what? Can anybody explain to me?

>>379400960
Thats the day jason died and subsequently the day he kills

>>379400591
its not on either

>>379400960

Friday 13th is considered an unlucky day, getting impaled by an undead retard when you're about to score is considered unlucky, it works.

>>379400834
Tina is the girl with the gigantic tits played by Debi Sue Voorhees (seriously, her last name is Voorhees)

Tommy went crazy because of his Jason PTSD, Pam's dead

>>379399043
He's a hero, really.

One would think that after so many people getting killed they would think is a bad idea to go to the lake but no.
retardation of everyone is why i love these movies.

>>379382959
>Will be dead by the end of the summer
Just like... YOU

>>379401485

Doesn't the military get involved in the later films? I seem to remember at one point Jason being surrounded by a whole bunch of soldiers and getting torn to shreds.

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Should I buy this game or wait for fixes?
Any chance it will be on discount when steam begins summer sales?

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>mfw shift grab, head punch my way to success
MOMS GONNA FREAK

>>379401629
that's 9 nigga, and i also remember a group of soldiers having Jason jump on top of them.
But that's not the point of the movies.

>>379401745
It's not worth $40, but it doesn't look like the community will stick around for long. If you aren't a huge fan of these types of games I'd wait for a price drop, probably in October.

>>379401961
You keep saying this, why?

Question: is there some sort of progression system?

>>379401961
>wait until its good and dead before you buy it

Whats the point?

>>379401996
1 killer and 3 maps

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>>379401083

>getting impaled by an undead retard when you're about to score is considered unlucky

good description of f13

>>379401083
Huh, so it wasn't like the counselor is working on Friday the 13th while coincidentally has a killer on the loose in the premise
>>379401034
Really?

>>379401996
Numbers are declining on steam and we aren't even a month in.
Simple extrapolation.

>>379400007
>>379400154
>>379399664

don't forget the fucking Necronomicon is sitting around the Voorhees house. like were they planning on setting up both Ash AND Freddy in that one movie?

>>379402224
>tons of people buy it cause it's on sale
>they're all noobs so the playing field is even
What's not to like

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>Play with Sucker Punch and high luck
>Loop "Do it! Do it! COME ON, KILL ME, I'M HERE! KILL ME NOW" Arnold from Predator
>Jason chases me for 10 minutes solid, getting stunned to death as I loop through windows
>"KILL ME! I'M HERE! COME ON!"
>Refuses to stop chasing me
>Everyone else escapes

>>379402224
That's why I said around halloween sale where there's a good chance of people coming back due to more content, free weekends, and sales. DbD got a lot of players back during their free DLC and weekends.

>>379402519
Yes really. Its also jasons birthday

>>379402202

you level up, and this unlocks new counselors and clothes for them, as well as new Jasons to play as. By the time you've unlocked every counselor and Jason, which doesn't take very very long, all that's left from levelling up is the clothes (which are all just recolors or retextures)

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>Want to see what gameplay is like before I dump 40 bucks on an indie game
>Only videos are by stereotypical youtube gaymur
>Not even 1 second in and see his fucking gunnar glasses and gaymur chair
>ohboyherewego.jpg
>Dude bro is playing online with his girlfriend for some reason
>Chat is filled with a nigger, a spic, a squeaker and this faggot's girlfriend while everyone else is thankfully quiet
>Have to listen to painful commentary by the youtuber who does the "LETS SEE IF WE CAN GET 500000 LIKES" shit
>Nigger hits on youtuber's girlfriend which was legit funny
>Squeaker keeps repeating what the nigger is saying
>Spic keeps shouting nonsensical english swears
>after 15 minutes I quit

Is this what every game is going to be like?

Can anybody explain to me how Jason becomes an unstoppable machines? Is it like elm on the nightmare street, where Freddy made a deal with the demon or what? What's up with necromicon in part 9 anyway?

>>379402976

Just think how satisfying it must be for the Jason player to hunt them down one by one and brutally slaughter them.

>>379403086
The youtube gaymur was Jason. The video cut back and forth between him and his girlfriend's screen

*shills your board*

>>379403065
He just is. Thats what was great about 80s movies, they didnt have to waste time explaining every stupid detail.

>>379403065
He's basically an autistic zombie with retard strength.

>>379403065
He unambiguously becomes a zombie in part 6 literally resurrected like Frankenstein from a lighting bolt. He also had to have risen from the dead at least once since the whole story began with him drowning as a kid. He just does.

>>379381216
>>379386053
>I'm a huge slasher fan

What's it like having taste this plebian? Literally the most basic movie genre

>>379403364
>retard strength
chuckled. I'd love to see this become a catchphrase on /fit/

>>379403193
>The youtube gaymur was Jason
Why the fuck is this? If there's a twitch fag in the lobby it's almost guaranteed they will become Jason.

So I see this game is $25 on Amazon, is it worth it? I kind of want to try it out.

>>379403541
How many times are people going to ask this?

>>379396368
You likely won't. When the sweater is used, Jason gets a resist gauge that is ridiculously fast to fill up. Anyone playing Jason who doesn't have potato reflexes will get out of the effect before Jason appropriately drops his guard, much less long enough after that for someone to stun him to his knees.

Unless you're in a lobby specifically for killing Jason with a cooperative killer, or just have a ridiculously inexperienced Jason, it's not going to happen.

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>>379380926
Not even close, especially not this year where we got so many good games floating around.

I'm really enjoying F13, but it has a lot of small bugs it needs to fix along with a desperate need of new content and minor balance issues.

It doesn't help it's a forty fucking dollar game when it only has 20 dollars in content.

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>>379398372
>everyone scared of Kane Hodder
>tfw you just think he's a dick for pissing in peoples trailers

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Why do people keep crying over 40 dollars?

>>379402691
>Try to do this shit
>Always get grabbed before I can hit him cause the grab range is retard far

>>379403997
Because it doesn't have 40 dollars in content.

>>379403996
ahahaah what the fuck man

>>379404068
Use doors to hit him. He's pretty much locked in an animation when he breaks doors down, this gives you a window to hit him. He will block the door when he's stunned though, and any decent Jason will put a trap down by the door.

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>>379380926
Leave 2017 to me.

>>379387145
>pick part 2
>kill only Vanessa and Bugzy

>>379404172
You can use combat stance attacks to break doors so you aren't locked in an animation.

>>379399852
>>379399852
please?

>>379403997
Because its a buggy unfinished game, with a single game mode and one thing to do, most games at that price point have atleast double that content and stuff to do in them.

>>379404263
>pc exclusive
>gotanything ever

Lmoa

>>379403065
The Necronomicon was probably originally just an easter egg, like Freddy's glove being in Evil Dead 2 in one shot.

But in canon, there was a sequel comic to Freddy Vs Jason. Freddy Vs Jason Vs Ash, and Freddy use the book to make Jason smart and to get his body back.

>>379381216
Just pirate it

>>379404141
>Buy $60 game with "200 hours of content"
>Bored with it in 2 days, because all the content is Bioware/Bethesda grade open world meme horseshit
>Buy F13 that "only has $20 worth of content"
>Have already put in over 150 hours, and still having a fucking blast with friends AND randos.

k

>>379404154
Yeah. He put out a book a few years back and talks about how when people are out of their trailers he just goes in and piss all over them.

And people put up with it

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>>379404617
>bannerlord
>pc exclusive

>>379404172
>any decent Jason
>gives shit advice about playing Jason

>>379404752
Good for you anon.
But on a critical level, it is not worth 40 dollars.

>>379404996
What do you mean? Using traps for one person is dumb, yeah, but I'm talking about killing the final counselor.

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>>379392546
>omg they made a game about h20 delirious, how cool

>>379405150
Ohm is that you ohm?
*laughing hysterically *

>>379383164

What's your endgame? I see this pic in every F13 thread.

>find the phone fuse from the second desk I search as AJ
>jog to the big house hoping to find the phone, its fucking there, fix the fuse box
>as I'm opening a window hear someone yelling "guys help... help me Jasons here..."
>see the Fresh Prince of Crystal Lake running towards the house and start hearing the Jason music
>see a third player in the big house too on the map so my odds cant be that bad
>sneak upstairs and try to find the phone as the nig is running around downstairs with Jason on his ass
>finally find the fucking phone but cant use it, apparently Jason took a little detour to break the fuse box
>get mad as fuck and hide under a bed
>a good minute and a half later Jason still hasnt killed anyone, still hear the music so he must be around the house
>couple of minutes later the music stops even though Jason still hasnt killed anyone, realize he must be not that great at the game
>sneak to the fuse box, repair it again and call the cops
>sneak into the woods and escape once the cops show up
>Jason only killed one person
Kinda felt bad for him but damn that was exhilerating. Also good to know you dont need another fuse if Jason breaks a fixed box, but then again it wouldnt make fucking sense if you would need to replace it.

>>379384286
*teleports behind you*

>>379402691
how do you soundboard while playing, do you play windowed? would be fun to use but don't know a way without having to switch out of game

>>379405304
Trying to forcibly become meme famous by spamming

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>>379401801
>Hide in house
>Hear someone being chased by Jason
>Chad head bounces of the house
>nope

>>37940263
Freddy vs Jason vs Ash has been set up since Evil Dead 2 was in production. Thats why you see Freddys glove in the Cabins basement.

Unfortunatly the Jews got ahold of the licenses for all these characters and now it will most likely never happen. Jason and Freddy are now owned by the same company (im pretty sure at least) and Evil Dead is doing really well so we might get it but it would have to be much sooner than later

>>379403997
Because it accounts for the Singleplayer which isn't available at launch.

>>379405758
Hiding in a house is the worst thing you can do unless you have the right perks, otherwise, the house glows red.

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>>379399868
>posting outdated shit

They're patching it and it went from 61% to 71%. Also still going up, try harder DBDfag.

>>379381339
>floating tommy
>stunning jason mid grab sometimes results with him being catapulted off the map
>clunky combat
>floating bodies after kills in general
>game doesnt end when people that were chosen to be tommy ragequit before they come back
game is full of bugs suck my dick

>get in a game last night
>Recognize several people in the lobby as twitch streamer fucks
Played 3 games. The giiirlgamers we're decent people. Their "leader" was some retarded league pro who kept swearing at everyone but didn't seem to understand how the composure and stealth stats work

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I feel dirty for shift grabbing people, but how the fuck are you supposed to catch Buggzies and Vanessas if not with shift grab? Those fuckers are really fast, man.

>>379406270
>all those negative reviews at release turning any potential customer around
>nothing left but fanboys and shills to flood the store page with glaringly positive reviews

Also, literally none of the current reviews talks about the actual game itself. All it has are comparisons of Dead by Daylight, as if it somehow justifies the game as a whole.

>>379406551
>it is a twitch streamers and youtubers are bad at grasping video game mechanics episode

>>379407382
Throw shit at them.

>>379407382
I just focus them for awhile. Catching Brandon is easy and shift grabbing Vanessa is completely acceptable because those people are scum.

>>379406551
I played with some chick last night, all she did was hide like a little bitch as the nerdy girl and waste a shit ton of time. I called her out for it and she raged quited.

Of course it didnt help that the whole lobby was full of guys laughing at her, hell she was practically raped.

>>379407502
Like you can hit a zigzagging nigger running at mach 2 three times with Jason's potato aim. Plus you just KNOW they have a med-spray in case you luck out and you do hit them enough times

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>>379398606
The reason women love horror so much is because the area of the brain responsible for arousal is basically linked to what causes fear and terror. There's no doubt in my mind countless women have masturbated to Jason's rotted hunky physique over the decades.

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>>379396038

Underrated post.

>>379381216
Try harder.
Content in your post is fine but that reddit spacing is just disgusting, go away cancer, thanks.

>>379406014
>yfw they just do FvJvA as a season of Ash VS Evil Dead

>>379381339
You know about Ark, you should buy it too it gets fixed at every update

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>>379396038
/tv/ pls

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>girlgaymur is in lobby
>Suddenly everyone has mics
Ah yes

>>379407860
Wouldn't that mean men would feel aroused when scared as well? Unless the brains of men and women are widely different.

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>>379408305
I'd love that but I think Englund meant it when he said he hung up the glove, he just turned 70 yesterday too. It would probably be too rough on him getting in that makeup again these days.

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>>379396183

This nigger gets it.

Plus hockey is fucking metal.

>>379396183
Michael Meyers and Leatherface have masks too.

>>379408607
Yeah but neither of them stick with you as much as the hokey mask. Michael in particular just conveys a kind of fragile weakness.

>>379408812
Michael Myers mask is pretty iconic. The Hockey Mask sticks with people because it's a typical everyday item as opposed to a Captain Kirk mask painted white.

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>>379407860

This.

I've learned to condition girls I date that while I'm laid back and witty the majority of the time, I can easily becoming menacing and/or confrontational as fuck.

It's not real of course, it's just a show to fuck with their cute little Daddy Issues.

>>379408431

Men do get aroused when put into certain fear inducing situations. That's why during war you get badass stone cold killers but there's the Betas that cower in fear at the first firefight.

>>379381216
Stay strong, don't buy into flavor of the month twitchbait borderline early access shit.

>>379409250
Unfortunately I know that I would be the beta that cowers in fear. I see too much of myself in Chad already.

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>>379409250
>I've learned to condition girls I date that while I'm laid back and witty the majority of the time, I can easily becoming menacing and/or confrontational as fuck.
>It's not real of course, it's just a show to fuck with their cute little Daddy Issues.
Whoa, slow down there, Romeo.

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>>379409179
Ha! Had no idea.

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>I've learned to condition girls I date that while I'm laid back and witty the majority of the time, I can easily becoming menacing and/or confrontational as fuck.

>It's not real of course, it's just a show to fuck with their cute little Daddy Issues.