Genius or hack?

>>379375478
Badass hack

Total badass

>that shirt
w2c?

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>>379375478

i love battleborn!!!

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>>379375575
You should start donating

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>>379375478

He's BADASS

>>379375478
he's a genius because he keeps getting away with his scams

>>379375478
total hackass

>>379375739
God damn it, I actually like that channel

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The last game you played features mo-cap animations done by this guy. What would change?

>>379376356
AA2 already has cuckery, so nothing.

>>379375478
Jack

>>379375478
Why doesn't Gearbox fire him?

>>379375478
hack that got lucky. the good thing his luck running out.

Moron

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IPZTRCu664

>>379375478
hack

>>379375478
SJW ass

>>379376489
He's the CEO.

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A family of BADASSes

Can someone post the image where he gets really mad and says it's not free to play?
It reminded me of this video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKbLquqxBAQ

Borderlands is a good game. people on here hate anything popular so therefore the guy is a shit.

Borderlands 3 is gonna drop next year and the butt hurt on /v/ is going to be November 8 2016 levels

i don't support gearbox but i'm gonna try out the battleborn demo to see if it's better than paladins

>>379377140
>Borderlands is a good game.
I agree. Borderlands 2 was fucking terrible though.

>>379377080
is there anything sadder than a man with a fat wife?

>>379377082
https://twitter.com/jasonschreier/status/872115286484320257

>>379377082
Considering is "FREE TRIAL", i think they still refuse to admit is F2P.

>>379377269
how was 2 fucking terrible?

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ASS

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>>379377317

>>379377307
A man that think's he's hip and cool by buying retarded things like he does.

Give him more money and he'd go full micheal jackson levels of retarded spending.

He bought his son a castle bed and makes him wear suits as regular clothes.

>>379376965
why don't his investors fire him?

>>379377307
A fedora tipping son

>>379377365
I'm dying.

>>379377364
How the fuck was it not?
Shit story
Shit characters
Shit world
Shit everything

>>379377410
>fire a guy who is good at business

good thinking.

borderlands 2 sold 7m copies. probably more than paid for this new game everyone shits on

>>379377428
i would rather have 10 fedora tipping sons than a hippo of a wife.

>>379377364
>Shitty manufacter gimmicks that fucked the weapons more offen that not
>Drop rates that make MMOs blush
>Bullet sponges enemies
>Shitty Official Gearbox sarcastic humor story
>Slag

>>379377080
>ill fitting shirt
>oversized suit jacket
>jeans
>a fucking fedora
And not one piece of clothing fits colourwise with another.

>>379377470
story might have been shit idr?

what was wrong with the characters? besides one being OP the others were still fine. i remember it being pretty similar to bl1 but expanded.

how was the world shit? bl1 was basically all desert. having different looking zones is a bad thing?

>>379375739
Fuck off, that is a great channel and has nothing to do with battleblunder.

>>379375824
>ghost in the shell inspired battleborn.
How in the fuck?
They have nothing in common.

>>379377080
i want to bully his son

Does his son have autism? Wheres the video where Randy shows off his room and he sleeps in a fucking castle thingy theres a desk with puzzle things on it

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>>379377307
>saw childhood friend of mine recently.
>visited his place for the first time, and saw his gf.
>mfw she was fat as fuck

The dude is lanky and thin as fuck. I do not comprehend why she hitched himself with a landwhale.

>>379377578
the gimmicks were what made them unique/legendary weapons. dont like the gimmick, dont use it. the gimmick boosted the weapon's potential 95% of the time

never noticed a problem with drop rates. don't think i had to farm any boss more than 5-10 times to get it.

enemies are only bullet sponges if ur gear is shit and u cant hit crits. or if u don't use slag

story is filled with pop culture internet humor so ill give u that one

what was wrong with slag, the fact that it was required by the time u did the 3rd difficulty?

>>379377307
Being a kissless virgin at the age of 30.

>>379377307
Me, a 29 year old hugless virgin manlet who shitposts here instead of enjoying life

>>379377485
Oh yeah, Borderlands, where after 2 nobody gives a fuck about anymore. Great business man who is always selling at a loss and is a complete embarrassment when it comes to PR.

>>379377636
>How it inspired Battleborn: “The shapes and forms of Masamune Shirow’s Ghost in the Shell were really inspirational for me with its badass characters like Motoko Kusanagi. Our character Mellka, for example, has a lot of connections with that character, from her mentality to her stylings. Her background of becoming a vital part of a commando group was also influenced by Ghost in the Shell.”

The article also has a bunch of other anime everybody knows, even your normie friends. Is just Gearbox crying for attention.

>>379377307
hating the man who has a fat wife

id take a fat wife if the trade off is millions of dollars. shes probably good at cooking at least

>>379377859
Arguable

Someone post "it"

>>379377986
>fat people
>good at cooking
Enjoy your fries on fries

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>>379378027

>>379378050
>being a good cook means you only cook healthy food

shes fat cuz she overeats. u can eat fries all day long if you don't intake more calories than u burn dumbass

>game is to unremarkable i forgot to download it overnight
fucking battleborn

>>379377859

I'd sooner be a kissless virgin at the age of 40 then allow myself to be humiliated with a fucking landwhale shit.

>>379377986
>taking in a fat wife after you are rich
what are you doin nigga

>fat people are good at cooking
>fat people doing anything at all

>>379377251
I'm back and it was way better fuck you /v/ you said it was bad

>>379375478
Why is Randy looking so JUST on every single picture?

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>>379378190
>he fell for the "Battleborn is bad" meme
>believing anything /v/ is saying

>>379375739
>h-hey guys! remember Brothers in Arms? w-we at G-gearbox made that!
Fuck off Randy, you haven't made a single BiA since Hell's Highway in 2008 and that shit wasn't even good.
>the new CoD is TOTALLY ripping off Brothers in Arms guys!!!
As fucking if. I would pity the guy for his severe case of insecurity but he's too much of an annoying cunt for anyone to sympathise with.

>>379378158
did he get his wife after he was rich? i was saying if me having a fat wife got me millions of dollars id be fine with that.


emeril lagasse and mario batali are both fat. arguably among the best chefs in the world. next argument

>>379378142
>be humiliated with a fucking landwhale shit
This only happens on the internet though. In the real world nobody gives a shit if someone is fat or not.

>>379377492
yea at least u can take the fedora off when u fuck em u cant take fat off when u fuck free Willy

>>379378278
Frig off randy

>>379378309
Then marry a fat man if you want good cooking.

>>379378190
fuck off randy

>>379378331
lol what

i don't have any fat friends, i would never allow myself to be friends with people who have no discipline of self control, but then again I'm not an Americunt so yeah...

>>379375573
>those spots near the toilet
>that sink
Was this photo taken at an abandoned crackhouse?

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>>379378331
>In the real world nobody gives a shit if someone is fat or not

>>379378331
i see you don't go out a lot

>>379378331
Lol

Every day lil jewy qt pa tootie and I make fun of fatties we see while we walk about

>>379378405
>i don't have any friends
FTFY

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>>379378331

>>379378430
>this bathroom is slightly dirty wtf is this a crack house?

have you been inside any public bathroom ever?

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>>379378331
>In the real world nobody gives a shit if someone is fat or not.

>>379378527
you don't say it to them though you pussy bitch. you make comments when they can't hear you and think you're BADASS

>>379378529
keep telling yourself that if it makes you eat more

>>379378563
Pretty sure that's his house toilet anon.

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>>379375478
A billion hours in MS paint later. I'm still not happy with the v, but it's more effort than he puts into his games.

>>379378405
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>>379378659
You underdeveloped Europenises never leave your hobbit holes, you don't know how the real world works. That's why you always rely on the US when it comes to international politics because you can't do shit yourselves.

>>379378331
I wish

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>>379375478
>blunderborn goes f2p trial
>blizzard does a 2xp event
how cucked can you get?

>>379378563
That just begs the question "Why did he get a photo of him in a public bathroom?"

>>379378745
>"u-um no one cares about people being obese fucks"
>turns out he's american
every time

>>379378745
>you don't know how the real world works

it sure doesn't work by having your fat fucking ass make it go round, you dumbass

>>379378745
Amerifats everybody

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>>379378745
>an american

>>379378823
wasn't saying it was a public bathroom i was pointing out how retarded it was to call the bathroom a crackhouse bathroom because it was very slightly dirty

>>379377307
Anthony Burch

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>>379378894
not even the same anon but when is the last time you poofters have went up to someone fat and called them names for being fat? never? didn't think so. his point was valid. your comments you make in your head or when they can't hear you don't count

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>>379378745
>t.murrifat

>>379378430
>>379378563
Randy Bobandy said it was Penn Jillette's old place

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>>379379053
I am Welsh you dumb inbred mainlanders. That's why I voted for Brexit, you EUfags are cancer.

>>379379204
Eternal Anglo strikes again.

>>379379204
M8, you don't need to be as fluffed and fat as the sheep you shag, really

>>379379204
>the Welsh
|>having a say in Brexit
LOL

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>>379379204
not all of europe is in EU fatty

did you gut eat your brains?

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>>379378736
Good job anon

>>379379204
>welsh
>voting FOR brexit

this tard right here holy shit

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>>379379674
>tfw leaving the sinking ship called the EU before it's too late
Enjoy your Sharia shithole, you dumb sheep.

>>379379674
>being against brexit

holy fuck kys

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>>379379786
wales is propped up by the eu

have fun getting raped by the english like you always have

Gearbox are about 80% of the reason why "badass" is now the new "epic"

>>379379768
>Sharia shithole

lol, nice strawman there lardbutt

when was the last time you've heard about a terror anywhere other than Britain, France and Germany?

oh right, there was this one time in Russia...

>>379379768
Anon...

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>>379379768
Just stop, you lost.

Randy won in the end. Battleborn is alive and feels healthy. More and more people gonna play it now.

>>379379906
brussles

copenhagen

istanbul

im sure theres more that im missing...

>>379379021
>when is the last time you poofters have went up to someone fat and called them names for being fat

i tried once, but the smell was so rancid i had to turn away. fat people have such a poor hygiene that warning them of their poor lifestyle choice is extremely difficult, if not impossible

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BATTLEBORN IS

>>379380662
shoes on the bed? disgusting

>>379375739
>it's a mikey stops the review to mention how The Emperor's New Groove is cultural appropriation episode
>it's a mikey gets political for no reason, puts the black and white filter and hams the fucking piano episode
>it's a mikey cries episode

I want to like his shit so much but he's such a faggot.

>>379380576
London?

B A D A S S
A
D
A
S
S

>>379380576
london every other weekend? manchester?

>>379380784
>>379380846

he said other than Britain, France and Germany

>>379377365
>Snagass
shit, it's a new phrase

>>379379768
>UK
>not a caliphate

You are a dumb fat cunt.

>>379376356
Chunbucket would probably have a few more random animations like pretending to masturbate and rsndomly getting up to dance as you drive around the great white.

>>379380982
technically, it's a Khan sultanate, please understand

>>379375573
>a-anon, are you gonna play battleborn now? I-I even made it free for you, c-c'mon anon, don't you want to be a badass? p-please?

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Battleborn is actually doing pretty good and its not even free everywhere yet. If it keeps growing through the weekend and it gets bumps from the EU ect, the game could make a real comeback. It's like a reverse Evolve Stage 2.

>>379381064
if the game is f2p what does it matter if 10 billion people play it? is there microtransactions out the ass now?

>>379381193
Not that I know of just the upgrade to the full game going for $30 on steam. Paladins sells their founders pack for around the same price so it's not crazy high.

>>379381372
o.. the game isnt actually f2p its just a demo?

>>379381486
IS NOT F2P AND IT WILL NEVER BE, IS A TRIAL VERSION!

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Buy his game!

>>379381486
They're calling it a "trial" but it has no ending it is effectively free to play.

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Borderlands is shit.

>>379375573
What was he thinking when he posted this?
I'm actually baffled.
For what reason would he take an awkwardly angled selfie in a dirty bathroom?

>>379377485
>borderlands 2 sold 7m copies.
Everything since has been a failure. Especially Battleborn which was their most expensive project.

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>>379379768
>you dumb sheep
Now you went too far

>>379377410
Gearbox is a private company. Not even common sense can tell what Randy should do.

>>379380662
>Son is casual handheld console player
I feel sorry for Randy

>>379379768
Brexit didn't exactly help did it?
Your intelligence agencies are fucking awful at their jobs.

>Dude appears in a documentary about jihadis
>Prays in front of a fucking ISIS flag
>Goes to Syria to assist jihadi rebels
>Still let him back in the country
>Woah! Who knew he would commit a terrorist attack!?

>>379378331
The only difference is that on the internet people call you fat to your face, irl they say behind your back.
People will still call you fat one way or the other.

>>379382691
Oh I actually missed one more point. And it's a big one.

HE WAS IN AN ISIS BEHEADING VIDEO.

Jesus fucking christ how did you guys take over most of the world?

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>>379382920
>There is already a rumor that the missing spaniard was killed by UK police but they don't want to admit it since election is soon.

>>379379204
>being welsh
you poor soul

>everyone hates a guy for trying to make vidya and for being a ( pretty tame ) asshole on Twitter

I mean, after ripping off Sega with the ACM shit, he probably deserves it, but damn, I do feel slightly bad for the guy.

>>379383404
>I do feel slightly bad for the guy.
I don't. Every problem he has is from his own incompetence. It's all on him why he's such a cringey loser.

He had it all and pissed it away.

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>>379378616
>In the real world nobody gives a shit if someone is fat or not.
This what fatties actually believe.

>>379383489

Yeah, but witnessing the hatred from inside the machine, I can tell it would be debilitating having every little thing you do ripped to pieces publically on the internet every single day just because you've become a meme.

>>379375478
He reminds me of a father who tries to act young and hip to be seen as cool by his kids, but only makes them think he's a loser.

>>379383731
He become a meme because he acted like a fucking retard in the first place.

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Imagine being Randy in this industry and having to be all like "damn, Battleborn, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your wacky proportions and horrific monster faces. I would totally draw porn of you, both female characters and male." when all he really wants to do is sing another incendiary song in a game con. Like seriously imagine having to be Randy and not only sit in your ample office chair while Battleborn spouts its horrific dialog in front of you, the bigots barely going through all its many issues and shady business model, and just sit there, tweet after tweet, hour after hour, while it's patched to perfection. Not only having to tolerate its monstrous HUD but its faux-badass attitude as everyone on Gearbox tells it's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, BATTLEBORN PLAYS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch fucking gremlin faced characters contort into types of game modes you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been producing nothing but a healthy menu of FPS expansion packs and ports and later alleged Duke Nukem and Alien games for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the liberal boonies in UCLA. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on the desperation as it becomes F2P suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to not pay a dime to sit there and revel in its "hobby-grade (for that is what you call it)" co-op campaign, the campaign worked on so hard by the entire studio in the previous years. And then Burch pitches in another meme attempt, and you know you could kill every single person in the studio before building security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Randy. You're not going to lose your future online feuds over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

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WATCHU WANT

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>>379384032

He did. The shit he says on Twitter is sad and juvenile. He insults potential customers constantly. He's a dick.

But I dunno. How long is he going to be a meme? Is there a point when he's paid his penance? Seems like he's just hated because it's a meme at this point.

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>>379377803
>first poster I've seen in months posting "u" instead of "you"
>He's defending borderlands
Really fucking makes me think

>>379379768
Got sheep on the mind eh Brynn?

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>>379384225

>>379384463
>How long is he going to be a meme?
Much like other retards like Phil Fish or Antony Cuck or that fuck tard from Epic. He will stay as a meme as long as he remains retarded and in the videogame industry.
>Is there a point when he's paid his penance?
>Making a song about bigots over a joke
No.

>>379375478
>servers are shitting themselves after 1k players
BADASS

>>379385184
It's an edit of the Schwarzenegger pasta where he has to endure some ugly bitch seducing him for a movie

>>379385589
>1k players
Woah! So /v/ was wrong after all?

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>>379386350
>some ugly bitch

>>379377365
Holy shit this got me out of breath

>>379377307
I'd genuinely rather be alone. I just honestly don't think I could ever fuck a fat woman. I wouldn't be able to get it up.

I can take a chunkier woman if she had a great face but fat? No man, she has to have some kind of body.

>>379386446
Soon it goes back to P2P (if it ever does) the userbase will be back to 40 playing

the hero /v/ needs

>>379386894
This. I'm honestly a bit repulsed by the thought of undressing a fat woman, their hygiene can't be excellent.

>>379382619
It's an nvidia shield, so he's playing (most likely borderlands judging by the original video) on it. Randy has a strict Gearbox only policy in place at his house.

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>>379386894
If she's fat, she's got a lot of body

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>>379379020
underrated post

>>379381064
Evolve Stage 2 had a lot of players for like less then a week after they went F2P and it dropped back down to the pathetic numbers it usually had. The same thing is going to happen to battleborn.

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>>379384463
>penance?

He will never be forgiven for what he's done to Duke and Aliens. Literally every IP he's touched has turned into cancer because of him.

>>379389451
Evolve had a huge spike then a huge drop. This is just slowly growing in the middle of the week with no advertising and not even in the free to play section. I think it will keep getting bigger at least for another few days over the weekend.

>>379384463
I'll never forgive him for his prejudice against buddhists

>>379375478
Genius hack. Takes hackery to new levels never before dreamed of by run of the mill hacks.

>>379378736
someone please tweet this to randy

gearbox is just taking part in kojima's ruse, randy will join him on stage and announce a borderlands mmo

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having a dad like Randy must fucking suck

>>379377612
It was the same exact shit from BL1, same locations, same environments.

>story might have been shit idr?
Of course you don't because you're a fucking moron.

>>379375573
This looks like a hostage ransom photo

>>379377080
>married a whale
>spawned a fedora-tipper
lmao @ randy

>>379377080
Is that a leather fedora? lol

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>>379393347
>borderlands mmo
>trying to compete with Destiny 2

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>>379388609

>>379386350
Schwarzenegger pasta? Son this is Pablo pasta

https://twitter.com/DuvalMagic/status/872115703935053824

he's on the spectrum