what do you call these big-lipped, black things?

Niggers

>>379373662
Spotted Bulbear.
Or "Mother Fucker" when it revives.

>>379373696
Haha lol niggers!

>>379373662
AY YO
*smacks lips*
WUT YOU SAYIN IS
*sneaks up behind you*
THAT WE
*eats a group of pikmin*
WUZ KANGS?
*comes back to life*

>>379373662
Borbs

>>379373696

fpbp

>>379373662
I was sad that there was only one in the third game.

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>>379373763
t. bulbear

>>379373841
Ayy

>>379373662
>blue eyes
>yellow'ed skin

it is like a finnish. Like a gondola too

>>379373841
>not WUZ EMPERORS N SHIEEEET?

Is this the new dat boi?

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>>379374534
no, but these guys...

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HOL UP
*smacks lips profusely*
SO YOU
*gathers swarm of young*
SO YOU BE
*eats 20 pikmin at once*
SO YOU BE SAYIN
*blocks your movement with legs*
HOL UP
*spawns with treasure inside*
SO YOU BE SAYIN WE WUZ
*comes back to life*
SO YOU BE SAYIN WE WUZ GRUB DAWGZ N SSSHIIIIEEEEEEET

>>379373696
definitive proof that first post is not always best post

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hi

>>379374747
most precious and friendliest of all the borbs!

>>379374747
haha imagine its tongue entering your urethra
just for laughs

>>379374697
But it's proof that it is. Stop getting offended for other people. You don't have to virtue signal

>>379373763
>virtue signalling
and this is why we cannot have nice things

>>379374940
It was just a low effort post. It was the easiest reply that anyone could come up with. Even this >>379373841 is a better post

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>>379374747
Those things were cute as hell.

>>379373696
fippy bippy

>>379373662
Niggers!

>>379375143
I want one.

Were there dwarf versions of them?

>>379373662
literally saw this thread on catalog, said to myself niggers before i saw your post

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Racist jokes don't bother me, but seeing them paired with Pikmin sort of feels odd.

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>>379373662
Fucking stupid fat pieces of shit that keep eating my pikmin

>>379375959
Funnily enough, they actually changed Wollywogs to Wollyhops in the PAL versions of some of the games because Wollywog sounds like a racial slur.

>>379375776
Me too. Fuck

>>379375082
First post is clever and inspired and you are butthurt redditor.

>>379376187
For what, a pokemon?

>>379376304
Shut up kid. The only redditor here is you summertrash

>>379376407
Wog is a british slur for non-whites, I think

How can a 15% demographic of the planet commit 53% of Pikmin fatalities?

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OwO what's this??

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do they still come back to life in Pikmin 3? I don't remember...

>>379376574
smokems the progg

wasn't there some backstory about it being an unborn Mamuta? I used to have the strategy guide for Pikmin 1. Some of the enemies had some really in-depth lore. I liked it.

>>379376724
I'm pretty sure that it literally tells you ingame that it's a baby mamuta.

>It's a /v/ is racist 10 year olds who can't even make a decent insult past memes
Even Dave Chapelle and Boondocks aping would be better than this shit. You fuckers are so boring.

>>379373696

You took the easy way out. What is it anyway? The spore version of deep water fishes?

>>379373696
FPBP

>>379376631
No, unfortunately. It also sucked that there's only 1 in the whole game and it's locked behind a gate so no surprise attacks.

>>379376868
Agreed, it was a little boring. No need to get ass injured over it though.

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>>379376472
That and it sounds like Golliwog

>>379377031
>You're either completely neutral or extremely angry, no inbetween.
You're only adding to the 10 year old insult.

>>379377150
It was an exaggeration anon, jesus. You're clearly upset, whatever degree doesn't matter, over something completely trivial. Lighten up.

>>379373696
xd!

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>>379377014
Don't know which I preferred. Bulbears, or the Fiery Bulblaxs from 2. These guys were a pain. Especially when they decided to put one on a spot of land surrounded by water. (fuuuuuuck)

Wish I could play pikmin 3

>>379373979
>>379375171
>>379376942
>>>/reddit/
"fpbp" are essentially upvotes. Leave.

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>>379377479
Here's hoping it gets remastered on the Switch

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>>379373763
>>379375021
>>379374697
>>379377431
Could you be any more obvious, faggots?

>>379378668
Please don't make the Switch even more of a port machine than it already is.

>>379377491
+1. tired of fpbp shit

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why is everyone so sensitive in this thread
why are you here in the first place if a single word sends you into a fit

>>379373696
Came here to post this

>>379379686
cute niglets

>>379379859
thanks

>>379373763
>>>/reddit/

>>379379686
WE WUZ KANGZ

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I don't understand this we wuz kangs meme please spoonfeed me

>>379379686
Because people who like pikmin are tired of the fact that the only threads they have are literally nothing but nigger memes about the bulbear.

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>>379380278
>what do you call these big-lipped, black things?
It was obvious from the start that this wasn't supposed to be a serious pikmin thread. However, it couldn't have been if you didn't start whining about racism and clogging up the thread with your samefagging

>>379380439
>if you hadn't started
Wasn't me. I was just pointing that out.

>>379380439
we can still talk about serious pikmin things, though

>>379380226
Me neither, bro. I'm just being a parrot.

>>379373696
came here to post this

>>379380226
It's /pol/ making fun of this strange trend among African Americans where they insist on blackwashing historical figures, like the Pharaohs of Egypt.

>>379380278
>Try starting a serious thread
>Dies after 5 posts
>Start thread with memes
>Get 400 posts

This is the case with several games I play. Just gotta get used to it and actually start talking about the game rather than complaining about the meme.

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>>379380879
70pbp

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>>379373841
Lost

>>379380226
There are black people who think they are descendants of Egyptians because they had dark skin and lived in Africa. So they are acting like they are related to Egyptian royalty and telling other people the same, and it's also why they deserve to be treated better. The evil whites took away their royalty and made them slaves.

Of course, the whole thing is not only historically inaccurate, but extra ironic because the Egyptians enslaved Africans. It's also stupid since even if African Americans and Egyptians were related, it's infinitely more likely they would be descendants from the common class like farmers than royalty. That's why it's so funny.

Uhhh all bulbears or "niggers" as I like to call them need to get out or we're going to kill them and harvest their corpse for seeds

>>379381256
10/10 post

>>379373662
Is that cum dripping from its lips?

>>379381362
Not if we come back to life you little Cuckmin

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>>379382295

Man Pikmin is such an interesting and enticing series. Both charming and too spooky.

Also Olimar top 3 Ninten characters

>>379382152
tooth. but now I cant unsee

>>379382487
I've only played the first, but reading Olimar's diary or travel log whatever was interesting. Gave him a lot of depth imo.

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Reminder that niggers=/=black people.

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anybody else watch the pikmin shorts? They were really charming.

>>379383053
Is that cum dripping from his lips?

>>379383437
I think you should see a doctor.

>>379381256
What I don't get is, even if they were related to a king, there were like a million more white kings in Europe.
So if I may:
We were kings, and shit!

>>379383494
a cum doctor?

>>379375408
no

>>379386412
full story please. I must know what happens to borb

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>>379386665
This is all I saved i'm sorry