This is How You Don't Play

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoJiBYRWEUs&t=1328s
This is probably my favorite TIHYDP. The amount of salt and rage is fantastic.

I'm honeslty having difficulty finding TIHYDPs where Phil is as salty.

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>This is How You Don't Date Leanna

wow based god
king of hate
epic thread
DSP was too good for Leanna fuck her

>>379364135
>ywn snuggle up into DSP's hairy bosom

Panda Lee had it all and threw it away stupid dumb bitch

>>379364327
life is so unfair
why wouldn't I be DSP's girlfriend
UHHHHNN

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MGS3 one is classic

>>379364354
>>379364327
He's going to die alone isn't he?

LEANNA IS GETTING DESTROYED BY BBC

>>379364437
Already seen it. I'm looking for some underrated and super salty TIHYDP.

I've seen a ton of them to be honest.

>>379364439
he's the BASED GOD of video games
no way is he going to be alone for long
If I was a girl I'd date DSP in a heart beat <3

>>379364502
Your best bet are older games, GTA-likes and sports games

the scarface one

>>379364598
lol fucking losers
DSP will always come out on top and these scumbag stalkers will keep crying whenever something good happens in DSP's life

faggots

>>379364501
Lmao a year ago Panda Lee blocked me on twitter fo asking if she Cuckolds DSP.
It's a legitimate question.
>>379364594
>>379364586
Seen most of those.
I've seen so much. I'm just looking for a salty ass TIHYDP.

>>379364327
wait did him and leanna split?

>>379364437
La la la la lala la
La la la lala lala la

>>379364536
on the fucking final boss
thats a top kek

>tfw SoK mamber

>>379364740
My condolences on your crippling autism.

>>379364598
>>379364740
I don't know why they have to have 10 people on skype react to the same TIHYDP. It's unwatchable. A lot of the time I can't even hear the video they are reacting to.
>>379364691
Yep it's all over now. Dsp says it was mutual but I'm have doubts.

>>379364740
i dont believe you

WHY WOULD YOU READ THAT?!
AAHAWNHAWNHAWNHAWN
WHY WOULD YOU READ THAT!?

>>379364813
Holy shit please tell me he made a video on it

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>>379364658
>>379364808
>>379364813
>Dsp defense force

Any of Spoony's Live Wires may as well be a TIHYDP.

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>>379364740
Show us your dick with time stamp as proof.

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>>379365016
Just because we point out the autism on the detractor side doesn't mean we're defending DSP.

>>379365016
When you're spending hours every week to talk about how much you hate some random faggot on the internet, you've got mental problems. Don't need to be a DSP fanboy to see that.

>>379364889
He hasn't made one.
>>379365016
I'm not defending him. Just the SOK make poor decisions when it comes to the "Let's Endure" series.
Seriously. How am I supposed to react to phil when 12 people are talking over the video?

Why not 1-3 people?

>>379365093
>Autism
I don't think that word means what you think it means

>>379365016
SoK stalker
DSP is still a better human being than you will EVER be.

>>379365016
>surprised people like a content creator more than a gaggle of 90 lb fedoras henpecking every thing he does

Look, the faggots in SOK and cwcki farms are shit people that just crow about character faults as rationalizations for their creepy gangstalking

There's no one more BASED in gaming right now than Phil. Holy shit I wish I could meet him one day and smell his hand.

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I genuinely don't understand the hate for DSP.
He's a dumbass and a dickhead, but the level of hate and obsession is ridiculous.

Dsp is a gift, SOK may not want to admit it. But DSP is entertaining and genuinely amusing to watch play video games.

>>379365232
GaNgStAlKiNg

>>379365130
>When you spend hours every week to talk about how much you hate some random faggot on the internet, you've got mental problems.
Then I guess all of 4chan has mental problems.
>>379365148
You've got a point
>>379365163
Ayy lmao
>>379365232
Content is a strong word. It's like saying everytime I take a steaming turd, I'm creating content

>>379365154
>implying anyone on the internet uses "autism" in the literal sense

Point is, making 3+ hour videos every week dedicated to one person just screams pathetic.

>>379365285
This. DSP is a spectacle. He's up there with Low-Tier-God, Chris-Chan, and Terry Davis. Wanting to ruin DSP's career is ruining entertainment for us.

>>379365285
So, never ending:
>Dick jokes
>Piss and shit jokes
>Sex jokes
>Racist jokes
>Blaming the game for your own stupidity
That's entertaining for you, huh?

>>379365232
Sub to my channel, I also create content. *winky face*

>>379365510
The racist shit is the only reason I watch Phil anymore. It's his only redeeming quality at this point.

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>>379365510
Why not? Everyone has a different sense of humor.

Does that bother you?

>Highest viewed vid has over a million views
>Nowadays he's lucky to get over a thousand
Woooooooooooow, bugged view mechanics

>>379365510
Howard Stern is successful isn't he?
DSP is basically an all around great gamer and the Howard Stern, if you will, of Let us Plays

>>379365445
I honestly enjoy watching LTG and DSP playing video games than any other YouTuber, or even professional gamers.
>>379365510
>Dick jokes
>Piss and shit jokes
>Sex jokes
>Racist jokes
>Blaming the game for your own stupidity
Dumbassery will always be entertaining to me.
Also salt, salt is always entertaining.

If you aren't watching DSP for his dumbassery you're watching for the wrong reasons.

>>379365610
>all around great gamer.
Now I know you're baiting.

>>379365359
>Then I guess all of 4chan has mental problems
Going out of your way to partake in 5 hour long podcasts and cringeworthy TIHYDP commentary is quite a step above shitposting on a mongolian basketweaving forum on the autism scale

BASED GOD
KING OF HATE

>>379365591
>>379365560
The thing is, nothing he says is even a joke

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Praise him

>>379364740
you guys are bigger fags than dsp could ever be and I really wish you'd stop shilling your shit here.

>group of obsessed spergs cackling over footage of a balding manchild with garbage mics

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>>379365359
Tell the SOK to make "Let's Endure"s with less people in the chat, and to raise the volume of the video they are reacting to.

Seriously, you guys aren't the stars. Phil is the spectacle. Your reactions shouldn't be the focus, it should compliment Phil's horrible gaming.

>>379365712
BASED GOD

Defend this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2T-CXGyYL8&autoplay=1

>>379365682
So? Are you some fucking SJW that gets triggered over him saying something racist, even if you don't perceive it as a joke?

I like the ones with clever or comedic editing. There are a bunch of lazy bastards who just reupload the entire stream and call it a TIHYDP.

>>379365773
>defend Phil being honest with his fans

LOL why are DSP haters such delicate little flowers? seriously do you guys need a safe space from Phil's bants? Christ you suck.

>>379364536
GOODBYE

>>379364682
Asking a pure stranger of their sexual preferences , outside of a sex chatroom, isn't really the done thing.
It's not a 'legitimate question'

the SoK faggots are going to be the driving force that turns /v/ into genuine unironic DSP fans and supporters. mark my words

>>379365781
But it's not funny and he forces them so hard.
Example: in metal gear solid 1, he would do a bad Asian impression and make a joke about egg rolls EVERY SINGLE TIME Mei Lang appeared on screen.
And I think it's funny that he'll do Asian and Arab jokes all day but he's too pussy to make black jokes

>>379365773
He's a dickhead, but he's still entertaining to watch play video games. Phil is basically a dumbass and an asshole. But he's amusing to the point where I overlook it.
>>379365879
Well she's said a lot of cucky shit to DSP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkBGqH1DoBc

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>>379363965
>sok members are jealous poorfags
how embarrassing

>>379365956
> cucky shit to DSP

you mean jokes?
Are DSP haters so delicate that they can't handle it when they hear women give some bants? fucking pathetic.

>>379366008
>kimjongphil
kek

>>379365938
>But it's not funny and he forces them so hard.
>not understanding meta-humor
I laugh at DSPs jokes not because they are funny, but because they are so stupid and childish.

>>379366008
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
get rekt SoK

Who ready for some kino E3 coverage from our guy Phil?

>>379365938
He's done black jokes before. He even said "nigger" in his Heavy Raid playthrough.

I remember other times he'd mock black people speak, make the stereotypical black joke, something above the lines like that.

DSP was the first let's player and will be the last let's player
he is eternal
he is omnipotent
he is... THE BASED GOD

>>379366126
Not gonna happen. Now that his girlfriend is gone, he's gonna set his house on fire trying to make himself dinner

>>379365359
Is radbrad a trannie? Because he sounds like one.

>>379365938
You mean like how the SoK force their gout jokes, daughter jokes, burping jokes, etc? Because that's just as if not more so un-funny that Phil's jokes.

They honestly sound like middle-schoolers, and they call Phil a man-child.

>>379365773
>Rambo takes piss out of guy
>Look how mean DSP is >:)

I guess they're autistic but it's still dumb as fuck

I gotta thank you, /v/
You introduced me to the sons of kojima. The kojima world order shall rise

> This thread
> Some of Kojima

Wait.. is there really an entire community that revolves around hating on DSP?

How do people rationalize this? Doesn't that mean that DSP is inherently better and more successful than them?

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>>379366038
She was making statements on twitter while they were dating about her flirting with coworkers.
>pic semi related
There's a lot more damaging stuff.

>>379366306
>Sons of kojima all have real jobs
>Phil sits in front of his camera and begs for money
Ehhh

>>379366194
Looks like cooking with the King is back on the menu boys.

>>379366359
>real jobs
>working in retail
Lol

>>379366423
BUGGED STOVE MECHANICS
ITS NOT MY FAULT I BURNT THE CHICKEN
THE STOVE COMPANY MADE A BUGGY OVEN

>>379366359
I don't know shit about either, but how can you rationalize sitting around talking shit about one guy? When I think about that, I think about TMZ and other nobodies that just talk shit about famous people. It literally propagates the fame.

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>>379366038
Reminder that Leanna is a whore.

>>379366448
Yeah it's a real job. You get up, you leave your house, and you go to work, and you earn a paycheck.
A real job

>>379366473
WHERE DO I POUR THE GREASE YOU STILL HAVEN'T TOLD ME!

>>379366529
Being a streamer or Youtuber is also a real job nowadays, get with the times.

>>379366304
literal cuck

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>>379366359
>haha let's make 5 hour podcasts talking about how much phil is a piece of shit and has no real job
>it's okay because we work at walmart and shit

>>379366359
>have "real jobs"
>spend all their free time following and gossiping about someone they all despise
fucking autistic faggots

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Why is nobody posting TIHYDP?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-UF1hqCTqo

>>379366529
Having worked in Retail, no it's not.

Unless you're a regional manager, you are a replaceable sack fo shit that is barely worth the paycheck your receive. Retail is literally the lowest of all official paycheck jobs, and if you take pride in a retail job, you seriously need to sort your life out. A computer could do what you do, your company just can't afford the down payment yet.

Looks like the stories were true, /v/ really is the most autistic board

>>379366485
disgusting

>>379366529
Not a job worth bragging that you're in such a better position than another guy

>>379366529
if they work retail then Phil most likely makes more than them while sitting on his ass doing practically nothing. just look at that guy's big angry rant because Phil made $1000 free dollars, the sok fag is literally seething with rage in that wall of text

>>379365956
Leanna seems like the type of dim whore to show up at a guy's office for no reason and get pissed off that he doesn't want her there

>>379364135
Credit where it's due, this guy's hairy as a sasquatch.

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ITT: SoK damage control

>>379366485
LOL. I think she cheated on Phil. Or left him for another man.

>>379366742
I wish I had a tv like that

>>379366764
Obviously they broke up because of the hospital thing

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PHIL IS BETTER OFF WITHOUT THIS CUNT.

>>379366659
Because no one wants to shill your autistic obsession with snorting man who plays games

>>379366865
Not so sure about that. >>379366902>>379366485


>>379366909
I want to laugh and enjoy salt?

Why bother defending him? Phil would still strike you down and call you a faggot for not giving him all your money

BASED PHIL IS BACK ON THE MARKET
LINE UP LADIES

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Alright, I'm genuinely starting to feel sorry for Phil.

>>379366959
No one is defending him, SoK need a reality check

>>379366971
who would want him lmao

He can finally put his expensive statues and figures back on display, living the dream.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H11lP_DFHow

G O U T
O
U
T

>Girlfriend of 6 years and fiancé leaves him
>"It's fine, it's fine, no big deal, gives me more time to stream"
Suicide when?

>>379365285
I can't stand that though. He's only entertaining when someone who is good at editing goes through all of his bullshit footage and cuts it together properly since he doesn't do any editing at all and just uploads 10 minute clips one after another.

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>>379367046
>>379366902
>>379366485
>>379366329
PHIL WAS KEKED!!!
ITS A COVERUP TO PRESERVE HIS DIGNITY!

HE NEEDS YOU TO PAY HIS BILLS

>>379367271
>can't enjoy watching someone get pissed off and fail repeatedly
Sad existence senpai.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6UqHzzaY4k
As kid I have played a lot of Ratchet and Clank and it really allows me to appreciate how awful he is at everything.
The video is over one hour and I didn't stop laughing for a second the first time I saw it

>>379367184
Even with being together, it still felt like he was tired of her. The way he would look frustrated when Leanna would barge in on him streaming and do something cringy.

He probably feels like he unloaded a lot of weight off his shoulders.

>>379365510
>SOK are Tumblr-level moralfags.
Why am I not surprised?

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Remember when Dsp accidentally leaked lewd pictures of Leanna?

Why do I get the feeling that Phil is actually gay?
He's always making gay jokes.
He's always acting over the top horny when a female character appears on screen, like he's trying to prove that he's straight.
He "accidentally" romanced Cortez in mass effect 3.
He never showed any intimacy with Leanna.

>>379367448
his demeanor now reflects that I think. the way he talks seems to have change, and the inflection in his voice. seems genuinely like he's relieved she's gone

as much of a dumb fucking shitter he is I hope things go well for him. needs to be less stubborn and get someone better to manage his money though since he consistently proves he doesn't know much about finances

>>379367448
Now he can stream himself jerking off in peace

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRy6lhe2ppI

the following are must watch TIHYDP

Jak 1 & 2
every souls game
banjo kazooie
god of war 1
any fighting game
any mgs game
gta 3, vice city, san andreas
motorstorm apocalypse

>>379367589
enhance!

Phil has taken this break up like a man

no
wait...
better than a man.... more like............
A
BASED
GOD!!!!!

Bugged dick mechanics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEbHp89iCaM

>>379367448
>Waaaow dude. Stupid bitch is too busy having panic attacks to make me a sandwich.

>>379367957
somebody explain the based god meme in relation to phil?

>>379368071
He is the BASED GOD
what else is there to say?

>>379367885
She's probably under 18 in that picture anon...

>>379368117
He's not Lil B

>>379368153
No shit you fucking retarded faggot. Get out of this thread now.

>>379365285
>DSP is entertaining and genuinely amusing
nigger the only ways dsp is entertaining is either with the extra shit SoK and others put on top of his videos or if someone else playing against him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBTuQqcGJhk

>>379368183
Nope, his salt is genuinely funny.
Doesn't even need editing.

SoK isn't that funny.

DSP = the best thing to ever happen to /v/?

>>379368260
>and others

>>379368213
All of the metal gear solid ones are Kino material.

>>379368183
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoJiBYRWEUs&t=1328s
One of the funniest TIHYDPs by far, doesn't need heavy editing to be funny.

>>379368354
doesn't matter what you say because you already endorsed SoK. when they do their retarded let's endures they objectively make the footage of phil less funny, and they don't make TIHYDP shit so they don't contribute anything at all

>>379364135
>those hairy tits

>>379368501
heavy editing makes them way worse. I just like clips of phil being stupid or saying dumb shit with the occasional YouTube comments or whatever popping up. people think they're just as funny as Phil so they inject their dumb shit and ruin the videos. like the WoW TIHYDP

>>379368683
>people think they're just as funny as Phil so they inject their dumb shit and ruin the videos. like the WoW TIHYDP
So true.
This is a problem with so many newer TIHYDP. They don't understand subtlety.
I literally can't watch some because they interrupt Phil every minute with bullshit.
Phil is the spectacle, all editing should compliment what he's doing.

IN CHINA THEY SAY

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>>379367884
>Jak 2
>On the misson where you have to drive across town on a bike and deliver an explosive package.
>"well I guess I gotta not crash this thing.
>Litterary crashes less then 5 seconds later.
>"OH FUCK ALREADY!?"

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>>379369020
https://youtu.be/CR1PKpxTw0c?t=9m8s

is there anything more comfy than watching phil?

>>379369206
I'm glad to see to see Phil is still doing the classic "stay in melee range of your enemies even though you have guns" move.
It never stops being funny.

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>>379369247
he is genuinely comfy to watch. I typically put on a TIHYDP at bedtime and laugh myself to sleep.

WUUUUUUUUT KAHM AHHHHHN

>>379364502
Look for old ones before he had direct capture.
Castlevania lord of shadows is a good example

>>379364598
Those podcasts are even worse than Retsuperae
>hey guys look at how shit this LP is

No fucking shit, a retard with three brain cells could see and understand why they are rubbish without your useless commentary

>>379369730
Retsuperae went downhill when he went full cuck SJW.

>>379369568
already saw it. watching god of war

>DSP unironically calls for safe space in his Tekken stream

>>379367884
To this day Jak1 is still the best for me
>tfw he didn't know he could spin kick mid air till the mid game

>not enjoying MST3K:TIHYDP

>>379369206
>Whats the point of this platform going up, and down anyway?
Could this possibly all be one big act?

Why do people white knight for phils ex girlfriend?

SoCuntjima are bunch of manchild virgins with no life

>>379364135
>my face my chest hair looks like a fucking lions mane
>not even fuzzy but smooth
Not sure if it's good or bad.

>complains that people do "the same safe, random specials" when fighting against him when people do a variety of mixups and combos
>does exact same Lili combo coupled with sweeps every single round
>complains about online lag

I don't get it. How can he complain about "same random specials" when he does the same shit every single round? And does he realize that people who fight against him with a bad connection have to deal with the same latency as him?

>>379370759
>>does exact same Lili combo coupled with sweeps every single round

its his bread and butter, please dont talk about fighting games if you know nothing about them. phil placed top 4 at evo. he's a pro fighting game player.

>>379370759
he knows he's fucking up but shifts blame as a defense mechanism. sometimes he's genuine though, watched him have a close set with a Paul and he actually complimented his play and said it was a great match despite losing

*snort*

*clears throat*

*belch*

>>379364536
That's an overreaction. Each phase of the fight has a separate healthbar.

>>379363965

The one where he plays Hotline Miami.

I literally laughed so hard I couldn't breathe at the part where he goes "BOOM! GET WRECKED" but the enemy just gets back up and kills him while he looks absolutely flabbergasted.

Count how many times he does that exasperated sigh next time he streams. He does that so many times it's obnoxious as fuck

>UEEEEEEEEEEEEEGH

>>379371236
>yawns
>snorts
>burps
>fake laughs

So you're tellin' me
>snorts
That this move is unblockable
>clears throat
There's nothing I could do!
>pauses game
That's garbage
>bans anyone not sucking his dick in the chat
Fuck this game
>ragequits game
Streaming is my business, it's my job and shiet
>masturbates on cam

>>379371221

I FOUND IT.

https://youtu.be/a3Pz7T7VPt4?t=538

It's even better than I remembered.

QUITE AHNESTLY

I dare anyone in this thread to watch all of his mgs3 videos.

Its pure torture.

>44 unique IPs

Yep it's DSP autists

>>379371395

AWNEST

QWALITY KHANTENT

>>379371190
It's the last and biggest one

>King of HATE
>can't handle the banter
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

>>379371497
mad

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>>379363965
"WOW hahaha they expect me to figure out how to walk, this is a stupid game!"

>>379366742
what is going on in this pic
captcha huehuetoca

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This was kinda funny when it was just montages.

When I saw FIVE HOURS LONG podcast about DSP then I realized we are dealing with weaponized autism.

>>379367772
Doesn't he have a business degree?

>>379366329
>CuckenJhonson
Top lel.

>>379370530
probably trying to groom her so they can milk her for sweet top secret information about the guy they aren't stalking at all

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=So7wLuuDiHA

>>379367271
This. We already have enough TIHYDP material, let poor old phil rip in peace.

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>>379367884
That dark souls first playthrough where he figure out that souls were needed to level up.

Soothing to the soul.

>>379371745
SoK member enjoying his kwality life

*snorts*
The bottom line is

>>379364439
He still earns enough to occasionally pay hookers, who are objectively superior to GFs.

>>379365773
>that Larry Bundy comment
he has to watch every video on YouTube

>>379371802
there is a nigger that literally makes streams of him watching hours long playthroughs and TIHYDP and insulting Phil

I don't care for e-celeb shit but this nigger infuriates me because he does that shit and still thinks he somehow has any kind of moral or intellectual high ground on Phil who at least has the decency of being white-ish.
And he calls himself Almighty.

*SNORT*
*OINK*
*BELCH*
*GURGLE*
MY KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHNTENT!

His older assassin creed videos are unironically one of the most frustrating videos to watch with how much he blames the controls in the game.

>>379363965
Wait.. you faggots watch this dumbfuck unironically?

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>blocks phil's path

>>379374789
I only watch him ironically