Does /v/ still remember?

No but I kind of want to join this?
Don't tell me you guys already broke it

>>379363496
>Don't tell me you guys already broke it
It broke the same day /v/ discovered it. The threads were fun.

>>379363291
>45 hats
>2011
impressive

>>379363557
Why is /v/ so shit?

>>379363557
Is there anyway I can still do this though?
This is literally getting paid to play videogames and jack off

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>>379363672
If I remember right the group as turned private

>>379363731
Did anyone actually pay for a session?

gay sex

>>379363968

garbage humans

>paying money for virtual low effort gay sex
epic

>>379364068
you mean
>receiving money for virtual low effort gay sex
Now thats epic

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>>379363291
>ERP sessions in exchange for in-game items
>publicly displaying this service on not just a message board, but the social media platform provided by the game's distributor
this had to have been against several parts of both steam and TF2's EULA/ToS. is this why it took so long for them to shut down the gambling sites? were they dealing with the hat brothels first?

>fat 25 year old males ERPing online galore
kys homophiles

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>>379363731
Actually, valve shut them down

I do this, more or less.

>>379364148
>hat brothels were a thing

What the fuck did I miss by skipping out on all Valve games? I thought the autism I encountered in MMOs, chat rooms, and the like couldn't be surpassed

>>379364214
It's not homophobic to make fun of people who can't manage their sexual urges without role playing over a game that was never intended to do that.

>>379364335
he said 'homophile' anon
as in homo love

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>>379363291
>virtual whoring for virtual items
mein gott

>>379363731
>fucking you right now
>in the ass
kek

>>379364387
Reminds me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ticdtLsTI2Q

>>379364823
>Say another gay pun like that and u get nothing
He expected a straight one?

>>379363291
>this existed
A new low

>>379364823
Not even good erp. Why would anyone pay for that?

>>379364131
Whores are not "epic".

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>>379364823
>you now remember the /me command

>>379365208
Isnt it in skype

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Shit you could find better ERP sluts on myspace for free back in the day. And automatically have logs of it all. No one here actually paid anything for one line ERPs in a shitty chat program... Right?

>also I'll be dealing with the guy who started the original thread in my own way
Fuck can some autistic roleplayer even do?

>>379365529
deny hats
Those things were fucking crack back then

>>379363623
What the fuck were you expecting? That it would last long on a service that doesn't allow this kind of shit? Faggot

That shit is dead and got remade like 3 times

Post more pics

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Who would pay to cyber? Why not just join an ERP website?

That's what I did. Good shit.

>>379366180

link profile nyukka

>>379366180
>who would pay to cyber?
someone more pathetic than the people that dump hundreds, if not thousands, of dollars on camwhores.

>not using discord to text-fuck all day in exchange for paypal money

>>379366180
>Simon 2, alive in the pilot seat
Anon, you're a monster.

>>379366443
>not text-fucking for the sheer love of living out your fantasy of being a young girl getting raped by a giant bug invading your planet

u a fag or something mate?

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>>379366642
>tfw the bug jams it's proboscis through your loli skull causing you to go into violent spasms, orgasms, and piss/shit yourself before dying from having your brains scrambled and eaten.

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>>379366889
>being into snuff

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>>379367087
>wanting to die in pain instead of pleasure

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>>379367339
>not dying peacefully in your sleep

>>379367424
>not dying to a heroin overdose

>>379367548
>doing drugs
my dumbass brother lost a house, then he lost the shit trailer he lived in, and now he lives on the street while his (((wife))) strips and fucks men for money thanks to heroin

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>>379367424
>trapping yourself in the dream world where nothing is the same for more than a minute, not even you.
just as he plans it.

Animefags in a nutshell.

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>>379367424
>>379367339
>dying

>>379367665
>strips and fucks men for money
something about that is weirdly arousing, i kind of wanna do that too

>>379367868
that makes you a cuckold
just letting you know

>>379367894
you have a pretty bad case of reading comprehension, don't you?

aren't there more of these steam whore houses? isn't there a pony one, can anyone post that?

it's a very intriguing concept

>>379364148
>hat brothel
that would be a top seller on steam these days

>>379367995
there are no girls on the internet
so that makes you a cuckold or a faggot
a cuck is the lesser of two evils
pardon me for assuming the best of you

>>379363731
My sides cracked at this. I needed that laugh, thanks anon.

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>>379367769
>being immortal

>>379367769
>living
Jokes on you, I'm a ghost

are any of these actually funny

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Yeah, I remember.

>>379368036
Here you go.

>>379368036
I know the dark ritual you are performing, anon. Let the autist lord rest, save your tribute for a better day.

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>>379368326

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>>379368072

>>379368326
I could've sworn the pony one was a different one, not just a variation. The one I remembered on Cringethreads had a Rainbow Dash full of cum. I'm sure there's plenty of these whorehouses too. Considering the amount of ladyboys wanting to ERP in the board, I wouldn't be surprised.

>>379368337
I am very, very, very bored.

>>379366889
Wanna erp?

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>>379368562
>>379368326
Never mind. I found it. It is just a variation, apparently.

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>>379368767
haha, no.

And people wonder why God flooded the Earth.

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>>379368326
>And Our speciality is the Ponyzuri~

>>379368813
what's happy sex?

Why people are so stingy with ERP?

>>379368887
Sometimes I wonder if we were better off in those days of innocence

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>>379368326
>>379368813

>>379368936
Probably the best tag.

>>379368972
faggots are pompous and entitled

>>379368936
basically vanilla sex but with lots of lovey dovey compliments

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>>379364823
Wow, people actually give stuff away for this awful writing?

What if you're actually decent at RP, though?

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>>379368936
the opposite of rape.

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>2011

jesus christ has it been that long. God, I was the person that originally posted that group on /v/. Can't even remember how I found it. I remember the OP was that spongebob wallet image.

>>379369178
you sure like avatarfagging as that dumb alien thing, don't ya son?

>>379364823
>>379369126
I know right. Those people should be reported and fired for such terrible roleplaying. Not like, I know anything about that.

>>379369194
so, did they ever get you back?

>>379365030
You should kill yourself if you ERP at all.

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>>379368813
>Ruzzlez

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>>379369194

>>379369251
nope. I remember being legitimately spooked at "ill be dealing with the guy who started the original thread in my own way", because I was a giant newfag back then.

If I recall correctly, I think was a /b/tard at the time and someone posted that group in some /b/ thread and it gained no attention.

>>379369349
I do erp in Black Desert. It's basically what the game is about.

>>379368936
>what's happy sex?
For anyone reading this it means orgasming on or in another person.

>>379365208
>you now remember playing Chess through Steam with friends
>you now remember the old steam notification sound

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>>379369484
Explain further.

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>>379369234
Yeah, who would do something gay like that?

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>>379368936

>>379368936
It's a totally consensual procreation activity between two loving couple with a happy context and ended with a happy ending.

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>>379369217

>>379369814
I'll take that as a yes
I don't understand the appeal though, it seems a little stupid

>>379369768
>between two loving couple
A foursome?
Kinky.

I want to pay a Touhou for paizuri

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Anybody have some examples of good ERP? I need to see it for personal reasons.

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>>379369853

>>379370106
>good ERP
that's an oxymoron, anon.

>>379370106
You can always practice with me, Anon.

>>379370106
*undresses u*
*unleashes a fat load on your chest*
*screams*

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>mfw someone actually partook in this shit

>>379370159
Faggot

>>379370106

I could post a log, any requests for fetishes/content or anything?

>>379370435
genderbending

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>>379370318

>>379370435
scat

>>379370106
/ftt/ and /erp/ on /trash/ have good erp sometimes. /erp/ can be pretty shit though because of personal drama (too many people use names). And /ftt/ is less for RP and more for getting off together, but it gets RP in it a lot because people want to avoid /erp/

You can always try F-List too, or 2*4chan /erp/

Anyone wanna hot and dirty with me? I wear a fedora hat for dat extra class. ⌒(ゝ。∂)

>>379370621
*tips dick*
M'fuckhole.

>ERPing
Sorry, I'm not a horny teenager anymore.

>>379370703
yeah now you just fap to doujins good job

>>379370676
*teleports in front of said tipped dick"
*pssh nothin personal penis*
*hits dick with m'huge dick*

>>379368926
Kek

>>379363291
>in my own way
jesus christ I ERP enough to understand how cringy this is. grown men flirting and reprimanding other grown men cutely and sexually.

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>>379370563
>/erp/
Literally fuck this place. They literally care more about dumb drama and attention than RPing.

>>379363291
>tfw poor as fuck
>erp as a girl
>i was done , tell my client i was a man
>he got more horny and gave me a 60$ game
fuck you /v/ , literally made me a whore

>>379370927
>he got more horny and gave me a 60$ game

Like fucking clockwork.

>>379370927
You liked it though didn't you?

>>379370927
you can decline steam gifts, anon. it's not prostitution until the payment is accepted.

>>379369673
S-Sauce?

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>>379371081
1Rn_1d_16rVYCTIoVHpEuItxPNN8GuOT8ZjLGOujmBGl0zlIcLMmGwv5rDDOe2UA8YC7GsJx_1whMGjjdXbBYASGotcVCceUs8CvIB2Whn9IfYfZKDTabvxgFtgl88OfiqVQgcOntkZxf7kGjU2zHcZa8Q3Y2_17FmWyf5ie2GHeX8

>>379370923
sounds like every MMO general on /vg/

>>379363291

>doing erp with more than 1 person

>doing it for money/whatever

Fuck that.

>>379370810
*telaborts behind you*
*pshh nothing penisal*
*unzips dick*

One of my friends was in that, he was a really pathetic person

>>379370532
>>379370471

I don't rp either of those things!

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I never did erp, but then I did and felt more happier for it. But then reality hit hard and made me realize that I was a depraved loser for even doing things like that. I just keep to myself these days, less happy.

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>>379371286
Anything involving feet?

>tfw never ERPed because I can't even imagine myself in a sexual situation
I did do normal RP in WoW though, that was fun.

>>379370435
Do you have anything like >>379366889
describes? That was really hot. I want some stories like that.

>>379371351
Do what makes you happy. It's the internet. Everyone just assumes you're a loser anyway

>>379371619

no erp, but I wrote a thing about widow for anons a while back

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6531472

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>>379371693
enjoy
https://exhentai.org/?f_doujinshi=0&f_manga=0&f_artistcg=0&f_gamecg=0&f_western=0&f_non-h=0&f_imageset=0&f_cosplay=0&f_asianporn=0&f_misc=0&f_search=artist%3Ayoshitora%24+snuff&f_apply=Apply+Filter

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>>379363731
Just imagine if reality worked like that.

>>379370923
Agreed desu. I never go there I just thought I should mention it. /ftt/ is better

Is it gay to ERP with a guy if you pretend it's a girl?

>>379371816
Thanks. Do you happen to have any written stories like that? I really like written porn lately.

>>379372004
Only if you want it to be

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>>379372004

>>379371816
A picture of a panda? What?

>>379372226
it means you need to renew your WoW subscription to get access.

>>379372226
hownew.ru

>>379371286
just vanilla bf/gf stuff?

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now this is a great old meme
this was the best parody

http://steamcommunity.com/groups/TerroristWhorehouse

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>>379364823

>Patchori Knowredge: U saw me at the Gensokyo whorehouse did u?
>Anon: No I saw you through your window
>Patchori Knowredge: Engineer: Nope
>Anon: Oh yes oes he join in?

I don't understand this stuff, it's just not believable.
Like, someone writes "I undress myself" - yeah, I can imagine that. But then he says "We lay down in your bed, and I begin to fondle your balls" - no! I am alone at a computer, and there is no one nearby, not even in my bed.

>>379372897
Are you autistic?

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>>379372897

I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that you're being serious.

Use the power of imagination.

>>379372897
Maybe you have autism

>>379372897
first person ERP is creepy

I prefer for both persons to have imaginary characters

>>379372550

Probably the closest thing I have, four cosplayer girls teaming up on one guy:

https://pastebin.com/QpcMDy2Z

>>379372897
You can criticize ERP all you want, but that is one of the most horrible aspects to criticize. You're autistic.

>>379370435
Bondage

>Not ERPing a pleasent, healthy relationship between two people who care for one another for more than just physical release filled with cute moments as well as lewd.

Bunch'a plebs, all of ya.

>>379372897
You need to use your imagination.
Though it doesn't work for me either, since I don't know how it would feel to have another person touch me like that so it's difficult to imagine.

>>379373202

but I do exactly that

>>379370106
https://pastebin.com/sP7huXYG

>>379373202
That is my fetish.
But I far I would end up becoming too attached to the other person.

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help /v/ this guy roped me into some steam bf type shit but when I'm not aroused I dread him coming online. I dont want this much interraction with people its too much. the erp is fun though he makes me tie belts around my neck. How do you end these things easily?

>>379373421
tie the belt tighter

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>>379363672

>>379369029
that's not leg lock, mating press, or naizuri

>>379373421
Hot

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>erping
>not writing smut/literate erotica of your favorite vidya couples engaging in passionate love-making and/or posting greentexts of such to rake in (You)s
Fucking plebs the lot of you.

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I'm curious. How does the "sex" actually work? This is so strange to me, why not just watch porn.

>>379373195

Here's a thing I did where Mandy from Billy and Mandy and Gazlene Membrane chained up and exploited a billionaire, the whole point of the scene was fucking him over and ruining the experience for him, so idk if it's what you're looking for:

https://pastebin.com/zkXx2eTM

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>>379373550
i do both though

>>379373421
>erping
>belt gets tied around neck
>start making gagging noises
>oh no the belt is too tight
>if partner tries to loosen or remove belt, oh no belt is stuck and pulling on it crushed your throat
>choke to death over a span of 2-3 minutes
>block, delete, restrict public profile access in case they go autismal
here you go fuccboi

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>>379373589
I used to write a lot of Blazblue stuff. As well as fire emblem, and a few others. But one day after my laptop bricked I kinda fell out of writing. Such a shame too, a lot of people thought I was bretty gud. Or at lease told me that because I was the only written content creator. Can't exactly bite the hand that feeds and whatnot.

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>used to want to RP submissive all the time
>no one ever wants to femdom
>try playing a tentacle monster
>every submissive erper under the sun messaging me
>never go back to bottoming again

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>>379373671
but the belt is a real belt
I guess its less erp and more obeying shit. I just wanna play video games but not hurt his feelings

>>379373550
I used to write lesbian erotica and upload it online back in 2008, people were still asking for the next chapter in 2013

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>RP started as regular /ss/
>turned into gory murders with parental encouragement and toddlerfucking during birth
I'm not even into any of these things, but he messages me whenever I go online and I can't say no.

>>379373812
>put the belt is a real belt
how does this change anything I said

>>379373421
show me your asshole

>>379373421
Just tell him how you feel.

>>379373812
Just fucking tell him and stop blogging on /v/.

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>there are people ON THIS BOARD RIGHT NOW who erp with people and pay for it
>there are people ON THIS BOARD RIGHT NOW who donate to female streamers
im disappointed in all of you, v

>>379373894
>>379373798
Do you guys get anything out of it or are you just degenerates who enjoy it?

>>379373894
>not into toddlercon
gay

>>379373959
What would I even get out of it? It's ERP, not prostitution.

>>379373798
I like femdomming sometimes. But yeah you're right, so many ERPers are subs.

>>379373818
>people were still asking for the next chapter in 2013
Oh god why did I make stories public, the weight of expectations ruined me. If it wasn't for my computer I would've croaked.

>>379373550
I do ERPing, smutwritting, and greentexting for the (You)s. Do I win anything?
All I do is weight gain stuff, though.

>>379373998
I'm fine with toddlercon, but there's a difference between that and having a 20-inch shota fucking a toddler that's still half inside the womb.

>>379373563
It's role playing. The point of doing this instead of watching porn is because it's ten times more arousing since there's actual interaction with another person, who's actually getting off to what you say.

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>ive been here for 7 years
Holy fuck, what a trip
i miss flavor of the month free games

>>379374084
I do too, anon. We never do shit like RotMG or Ace of Spades anymore...

I remember there were so many flavors of the month people would make calendars out of them

>>379374048
I like that last part and there is not nearly enough material for it. Pass on the 20 inch shota though because I hate hyper shit

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>>379374015
>weight gain
I need this and you in my life.

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i will never understand rp and erps, theyre just too embarassing
dumped my ex after i found out he was into this autistic bullshit

>>379374249
Thanks, buddy. I haven't done too much, but I did write a greentext involving Shantae recently. Would you like to read it?

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>>379374146
I would kill for another flavor of the month to land, anything to unite us and halt the shitposting

>>379374415
Those /v/ermin fight club threads were pretty good, haven't seen one today though.

>>379374461
>that last tournament
That donut was so close to winning, dammit.

>>379374415
There hasn't really been anything good for a while. And any attempts to start threads like that would probably be met by people screaming "shill" and other nonsense now

>>379374380
>dumping someone because of erp instead of encouraging them and having fun with them

Now that is autism, but I guess it didn't matter since you never loved him anyways.

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>>379374395
Sure, I'd like to read it. Let's check it out.

>>379373501
Made me laugh, thanks.

>>379374146
>RotMG
Fuck you for reminding me of how they ruined that game

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>>379374010
It's up there forever, people still read my shitty story every day of each month

I put on my robe and wizard hat

>>379374590
Here you go, senpai! Tell me what you think.

https://pastebin.com/M1Sd5Ef6
I've written more with Shantae, too, if you'd like to see more.

>>379373550
I did this when i was ten and only had access to old 386 machines with dos editor. My brother discovered my resident evil smut that retold the story line from 3 that included love making and I deleted that shit out of reflex because i hated the idea of others reading that shit. I never wrote something again after that.

>>379374576
im too old to play pretend with another adult.
I guess im not lonely and pathetic enough

>>379374709
You sure that isn't just some robot looking for changes?

>>379374048
NEWBORN PORN

Tfw used to jack off while ERP catfishing people on Omegle pretending to be a girl when I was 15.

>>379374576
even text-based, a cuck is a cuck. having your SO erping with strangers would be shit

>>379371816
>Brain Eater
Muh Nigga

>>379374947
>too old to have fun with another adult

Don't know what love is, gotcha.

>>379375282
>love
i was just fucking with him, calm down romantic autist

>>379374885
>”More…” Shantae whispered, barely audible.
Your story's last sentence is my response. It was a nice little story, but a little more emphasis on her gaining in the beginning would make it more sweet. Otherwise, I liked it a lot, cute and hits the spots I like.

I remember that group, but for sure it was later than 2011, like something between 2013-2015, probably remade.

>>379374998
That would give me hope, but seeing as they are still leaving written reviews, I doubt it

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>>379367769
>not dying doing what you like the most.

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>>379372226

I could get better ERP on f-list from Blue name profiles

>>379366889
Still requesting stories like this.
My degeneracy knows no bounds.

>>379376117
>f-list
I'm way too fucking vanilla for that shit. I just enjoy playing a normal person, I like cheating, decent story in my roles, and nothing too out there in terms of fetishes, nothing like anal fisting or rimjobs.
I feel like I can't even use f-list because everytime I look everyone just wants giant furry futas to anal vore them

>>379371894
It does, it's called rape.

>>379376117
>Blue name elitism

Found the purple name.

>>379375403
Oh, thanks. I understand your tastes, and I would agree with you partly on that. Greentexts are often brief, and to keep pace, you have to have things progress a little faster than normal.

Here's the other greentext I did:
https://pastebin.com/XFcAPKvp

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I feel like I am about to get AIDS just by posting in this thread.

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>>379376271
There's a ton of vanilla on f-list. It's just most people on there looking for it can't write for shit or the absolute worst roleplayers.

>>379376745
I hope you do, normalfag.

>>379376271

There's plenty of milder stuff on F-List, speaking as someone who has hundreds of hours logged there and is not, in fact, a furry in the slightest. It does take some more work to find and set up, but it's better than nothing.

>>379376798
>>379376986
Maybe I'll give it a try then.
And I honestly don't understand people roleplaying but being shit at it. Is it that hard to put in some effort?

>>379363291
The fuck is this?
I feel there's a story here but I'm not sure I wanna read it.
I mean I get that it's ERP prostitution, but it seems like there's more than just ERP prostitution

>>379377047
Some people are shit writers, some people are just lazy, some people are ESL and don't even know how to write properly.

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>my face I'm OP
>my face seeing this thread turned into ERP posting and linking

>>379377204
/trash/ or f-list

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>That feel when you've made about 200$ in Amazon gift cards findomming a dude

I wish there weren't so many stupid losers who do it for free, it'd make my life easier, but I still get my fill from time to time.

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>>379377291
>Recommending /trash/ erp to anyone ever

It's on /trash/ for a reason.

>>379377329
>findomming
How does Shark Femdom work

>>379377373
Nah man it's Finland based dom

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>>379377358
/trash/ is a good starting point. You can learn basics etc.

>>379377373
Findom = Finacial Domination

>>379377329
>findomming a dude
Do you smear mämmi on him and yell perkele?

>>379377282
>posting best girl in a shit of a thread
I disown you. Stop playing the juice, you don't deserve it.

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>>379377373
No, you jerk off while other guy drinks vodka, screams 'Perkele!' and waves a knife at you.

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>>379369673

What a happy manga. This is the nicest manga in the world.

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Why not just watch some porn or read a h mango?
Or get a whore irl?
It's not like it's even a real girl on the other side, right
Besides there's a reason erp's banned even in shithole like 4chan. You're as bad as furfags.

Also, on the topic of videogames, this thread just put my progress on PCB ReimuB 1cc in the trashcan for the next week. Thanks Obama. The size of this fandom guarantees quality things but also assures there will be weird shit somewhere in between.

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>>379368813
>Naughty cum horse and neighs a lot

I SHOULD NOT BE HARD

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>>379377810

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>>379377789
>Why not just watch some porn or read a h mango?

I do, but this offers interactively and the chance to live out certain fantasies.
>Or get a whore irl?
They're dirty and very limited in what they can do, also it's illegal where I live.
>It's not like it's even a real girl on the other side, right
I'm not fucking the player, so that doesn't matter.
>Besides there's a reason erp's banned even in shithole like 4chan.
It's not banned on 4chan.

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>>379377435
I've been ERPing for awhile and I don't know what the basics of ERP even are

Educate me.

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>>379377789
>You do know there's not a real girl on the other side right?

Not true. I erp with dudes all the time.

>>379377789
>Why not just watch some porn or read a h mango?
Because the human interaction makes it more satisfying
>Or get a whore irl?
Because you can do things in RP you can't in real life, plus it's easier, also it's free, and also prostitution is illegal in many places, and you can't get STDs from ERP.
>It's not like it's even a real girl on the other side, right
Sometimes it is, but generally speaking no one cares about this, it comes with the territory. If you're ERPing with randoms then you're okay with it being a dude irl
>Besides there's a reason erp's bannned even in shithole like 4chan
It isn't banned and is taking place on 4chan in multiple threads right now.

>>379377913
I ERP with a 27 year old chubby girl. Female roleplayers do exist, but don't expect them to seem as appealing as the girl they're playing as.

>>379377891
>It's not banned on 4chan.
You wanna guess again?

>>379364214
I get that there are horny neets, but what's with all the crossdressing sissy faggotry?
Did y'all turn prison gay since there weren't any vaginas to erp into?

>>379364131
receiving VIRTUAL money for virtual gay sex. We are operating on 2 layers of irony here

>>379378458
>>>/trash/9756739
>>>/trash/9756295

Do you?

>>379377291
>>379377358
>>379377435
>/trash/
Literal bottom of the barrel erp with the person you're trying to erp with responding to multiple people in the same post

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This thread devolved from mocking homosexual behavior to actual homosexual behavior.

Disgraceful.

>>379377329
Are you a grill or just pretend to be? How do I get into findom?

>>379378458
>being this new

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>>379378461
Orgasms are like a drug.
The more you fap or have sex, the higher your tolerance you get, and the stronger/kinkier shit you need to get off.
The average NEET masturbates A LOT thus leads to getting into crazier and crazier kinks.
>>379378714
You're nuts if you think I'm gonna spoonfeed you and make more competition for myself.

>>379378653
>not ERPing with a group
You are small time

>Never any doms. Ever.

Life is suffering.

>>379378628
>/trash/
You know that board is just all the shit against the rules removed from other boards right?

>>379378810
It's allowed on /b/ too.
>t-that doesn't count either!
Too bad, it does.

>>379378810
Sure it is. You can't make threads there, it's just a dumping ground. Don't go there, it's just stuff moved from other boards and not worth visiting. Just stay here on /v/ where you belong.

>>379370435
hand-holding

>>379378808
I'm a dom, anon.

>>379378862
>>379378895
>modern /b/
>/trash/
>part of 4chan
Just like how ponies are allowed right?

>>379378976
Ponies are allowed...on /mlp/
Just cause you don't like a board doesn't mean it exists in some separate dimension.

>>379378895
Wait, are you sarcastically making fun of a guy for not being a gay ERPing furry?

>>379378976
>damage control
You were wrong, newfag, just admit it and move on. This isn't reddit or a forum where someone can see your post history and know you lost an Internet argument.

>>379363557
Is there an archive?

>>379363291
wow, this is the most pathetic thing I've seen in a while. I cringed, good job.

>>379379031
I don't think you realize how genuinely elitist a lot of ERPers are.
Most ERPers are genuinely autistic and shitty, so the ones that aren't tend to band together to shit on everyone.

>>379379031
No, I'm telling him that he should stay in the designated newfag lobby boards before venturing into the more niche boards.

>>379379030
>>379379043
So is this /mlp/ then? Just because the things that don't belong on 4chan have containment boards doesn't suddenly mean they are allowed on 4chan, just the containment boards.

>>379378964
Maledom is gay as shit, anon.

>>379379119
/v/ is a containment board

>>379379119
>Just because something is allowed on a board on 4chan doesn't mean it's allowed on 4chan

>>379363291
Do people actually ERP with other horny NEETS?

I mean, I can imagine doing it with someone you know is a girl. But with other dudes?

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Every single person in this thread needs to be purged. Holy fuck this place makes my skin crawl sometimes.

>>379379168
And if I'm not a male?

>>379379225
They are allowed on that board, but not on 4chan as a whole.

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>>379363731
Too fucking based

>>379379259
newfag? redditor?

>>379368936
>yfw when you see defloration, happy sex, impregnation in the same gallery

Fucking kek i almost forgot about that ERP whore house spamming threads everywhere

>>379379298
I don't think you get how the English language works.

>>379363731
>Bitch, I demand satisfaction
Did he challenge her to a duel.

>>379379259
Are you new.

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>>379378774
>crazier and crazier kinks

I feel like it's the opposite for me. It's been 8 years of jerking it hundreds of times and a still image of a scantily clad anime girl still gets me off before any shit like feet, traps, or other weird shit can even get me a chub. But if those rare fetishes are what people target to leech money from for weird ERP then good on them.

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>>379379389
Yes
I play an Asto who's a switch (Dominates girls, gets dominates by men)

>>379379389
*unzips dick*
how about we find out ;)

>>379379259
You don't belong on this website, child.

>>379379254
ERP with chicks happens naturally
This thread is actually talking about permavirgin with insatiable libido who do competitive ERP with others of their kin

>>379363291
It feels embarrassing and kinda gay after someone on /v/ helps me jerk off through lewdposting
No homo tho

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>>379379481
gets dominated*
Ironically I can't type for shit dismorning.

>>379379481
What about a trap gently dominating a guy?
A-asking for friend.

>>379379553
No I mean, I get that. I used to play a browser game with a really high female playerbase, so that happened a lot. Hell, I used to be able to just request titspics at random.

But I can't imagine doing that with another guy, y'know? That's basically faggotry.

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>>379378628
>Uses /trash/ as proof
Holy fuck, anon

>>379376446
>Being blue name trash

Hello Maddam *kisses hand* *has no avatar*

Fuck off. All your kind needs to rot

>>379379481
>>379379610
I want to be Astolfo!

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>>379379639
I don't do it but it probably exists somewhere.
>>379379676
>/trash/ i-isn't a board on the site...r-really that doesn't count...

>>379378774
>tfw high libido yet still into mostly vanilla shit
Feels good man.

>>379379735
Yup
I'm in a bus right now tho, don't do this

>>379379389
Just please give me the sauce on this. I forgot the name. Tried 3 reverse search engines.

>>379379739
>>379379739
Global rules are a thing, /trash/ has a rule that majority of global rules don't apply. I have no idea what point you're trying to make

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>>379379770
>tfw low libido
>don't want erp, just want someone to cuddle me and show affection

no one ever erp's with me on trash :(

>>379379834
That it still allowed on the site.

Even if erp was only allowed on a single thread on a single board, it's allowed on the site.

LEARN ENGLISH
LEARN
ENGLISH

>>379379668
>But I can't imagine doing that with another guy, y'know?
You don't even have to know it's a guy

>>379379901
>this part of the site is different from the rest of the site, none of the rules apply there
>that means that it's allowed on the rest of the site too!

>>379379860
I'd cuddle you

>>379379707
Sorry you're that insecure about proper manly, alpha blues like me sweeping your precious Pink bitches out from under your disgusting futa cocks and giving them the dick from where they're meant to receive it from: real men, not tits with sausages strapped to them. Stick to your own kind, purple shitter.

>>379379901
It's called an exception to the rule, fagmo. You learn english

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>>379380000
Quads confirm

>>379380000
No one said it's allowed on the rest of the site, but someone claimed it isn't allowed on the site period, which is not true.

>>379380017
Doesn't mean it doesn't count.

>>379379860
>tfw high libido
>but also want to just cuddle with a cute boy
actually happens once a month

>>379379860
That describes most girls, to my knowledge. So you're probably in luck when you find one.

But you won't find one on 4chan. Any "girl" on this site is either 17 and on /b/ or a tranny.

>>379380072
It LITERALLY by the DEFINITION means that it does not count for the sole reason of being an EXCEPTION

>>379380042
Snek is cute

>>379380027
Prove it

>get internet gf
>cyber and nudes for a couple years before she fucked off to another guy
Better yet none of it cost a dime.

>>379379814
You're on a bus? So, if in theory, someone were to whisper lewd, naughty things in your ear, and you got turned on, everyone would see your boner start to grow in your pants? And if someone were to take their hand and start gently rubbing your soft dick through your pants while their hot breath tickled your neck, everyone would know your cock was getting rock hard in their hands? And if someone were to rub their butt up against you, and grind up on your cock through your pants, then everyone would notice how good you would feel from getting a buttjob in public?

Wow, well, it's a good thing you're not getting turned on right now. That would be embarrassing~

>>379379923
I'm pretty sure you can tell. Because only autistic neckbeards would network for that shit.

>>379370498
Great artist with shit tier fetishes
I Cri Errytime

>>379380114
Exceptions don't just magically don't exist.
Also ERP is allowed on /b/, so that's two boards you dip.
It also happens on /tg/

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>>379380152
Bend over.

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>>379379735
>>379380158
This is why I come to these threads.

>>379380185
Never go into law, you'd get laughed out of it for being a dense autistic retard

>>379380185
That's because /tg/ is partially colonized by degenerates.

The kind of people who ERP also play Pathfinder.

H-Hi guys...... whats uhm... what suhmmmm.. heh.... whats the best web- i m-mean..... whats the bess game online multiplayer mmorpg game.... hehh..... to ERP in?.... D:

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>>379380127

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>>379380243