Women don't play video g-

>>379361882
nice awful thread, fucking retard
kill yourself

But they don't,they pretend to play them to get attention

Great thread, stroke of genius.

>>379361882
What's his name again?

>>379364375
Ulillillia

>>379364375
It's in the fucking picture you retard

>>379361882
>Have the same name as him
>Kind of look like him
H-Help!

did he ever finish that game

>>379361882
He used to be skinny, right?

Has any of you read the book? Considering how fascinating it is to read about him I wonder if the book will also give an insight to his mind.

>>379366274
>videos on how to degrease triple cheese large pizzas where he mentions he buys like four at once and itll last a few days
>videos on how to make hamburger helper without the hamburger where he makes two entire boxes for one meal


If he WAS skinny, it wasn't bound to last.

How can you hate this guy. He's just so likeable.

The complete inverse of Chris.

>>379366362
I have it
It is, like the most awful shit
>Sonic OC flew at 400000 kilometers per second to the top of a mountain
>He use this new power I just made up to see 5 seconds into the future

It's awful, and hilarious

>>379361882
Fuck off. We don't mock our lord Ulillillia.

>>379361882
Anyone know where I can pirate his book?

>Lives in Minot
>Not addicted to drugs

truly autistic

>>379366362
Its pretty shit, not as fascinating as his website.
But hey, he is a published author now, thats more than anyone here on /v/ can brag with.

If they do, you won't know about them because actual people playing game don't post it on twitter you imbeciles.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCEojD5y_qw
>he gets more pussy than you do

>>379366598
>pirate his book?
Im calling the police

>>379366070
Time to join him in the ocean.

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>>379366362
>Knuckles resembles a human, but with differences. Knuckles is neither male nor female, though referred to as a "he." Three-quarter-inch-thick dark-violet-colored (FFA000E0) fur covers his entire body. He is only 25 1/3 inches tall, 4 inches wide, and 2.5 inches deep. Knuckles gets his name from his large hands, 40% bigger than a human his size would have. A reflective, glittery, greenish (FFA0FF00) haze a half millimeter across borders his pupil. Knuckles has no nose and a mouth 2/3 as big. Every other aspect of his is that of what a human would have for his size. For details on the numerical colors (in parenthesis), see Appendix 5.
>this is an actual excerpt

>>379366725
Wait what is GOING ON

>>379366362
>>379366598
you can read a few pages of it on the Amazon page and then decide if a paper brick of pure, unprocessed autism is worth 30 dollars

https://www.amazon.com/Legend-10-Elemental-Masters/dp/0615348130

>>379366274
>>379366415
Wrong, he used to be fat, now he's skinny. Reminder to degrease your pizza and have hamburgerless helper.

>>379366847
He's just having a friendly chat with his sister, nothing wrong with that anon.

>>379366836
The second coming of DFW

>>379366901
I swear like a year ago you could buy a physical copy for around $12. What happened?

>>379366725
According to the comments thats not Ulillillia filming.

>>379366725
Wtf???

>>379367019
His sister looks like a pig crossed with a dog. That certainly isnt her and thats not even him anyways.

>>379367090
You can still get it for around that on Lulu
http://www.lulu.com/shop/nick-smith/the-legend-of-the-10-elemental-masters/paperback/product-21922918.html

>>379367090
the price on Amazon is likely higher due to people selling it from their private collections. everytime I've considered buying it I thought it a little too expensive, the cheapest I've seen is around 25 dollars.

>>379367019
His sister is next door nikki?

>>379366501
>Chris is obsessed with finding a sweetheart and is still deluded with thinking he still could find one.
>Ulillillia doesn't want a girlfriend because he thinks he is too mentally unstable for having an healthy relationship and he is aware that he probably can't.

Haven't seen this fag posted in a long time. Did he ever finish that autistic game of his?

>>379366836
This is some Finnegan's Wake shit.

You guys degrease your pizza, right?

>>379367392
No, he took up swimming and is getting lean as fuck

>>379361882
whos says that? my girlfriend plays zelda like 5 hours a day

>>379367463
Fat women are not women.

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> Knuckles glides north 1500 feet above Lake Sakakawea at 800 mph following Highway 83. A small thunderstorm is somewhat visible to the south. The sky is 3/8 scattered with cirrus clouds and 1/8 scattered with altostratus clouds. The wind is 15 mph with gusts to 20 mph. A few small patches of snow in ditches, some with water, are visible but hard to see due to the speed. A 40-second pause in speech occurs while credits display on screen.
Knuckles resembles a human, but with differences. Knuckles is neither male nor female, though referred to as a “he”. Three-quarter-inch-thick dark-violet-colored (FFA000E0) fur covers his entire body.

JESUS HOW DETAILED CAN YOU WRITE
>describing colors as hex codes
dis nigga

>>379366836
>autistic about numbers and measurements
>uses the imperial system

>>379366070

hey nick whats your favourite food?

>>379366650
im a published comic artist
why the fuck i am on 4chan then

He's not autistic though.

>>379367651

prove it

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>>379366836
>greenish (FFA0FF00)
no fucking way

>>379367609
degreased pizza

I hate uli threads now because I added him on facebook thinking duhuh this will be funny and he kept trying to visit me irl and it made me uncomfortable

>>379367818
no you didn't you fucking liar

>>379367818
what

>>379367818
Wish I lived near him. I'd bro out with him every day

>>379367698
i said it was published not good

>>379367818
For all his OCD he is not an annoying person like that.

>>379367818
Heres your you.

>>379361882
>OP is not a fa-

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>>379367871
>>379367883
It's not like this is some secret. I'm pretty sure he had his FB linked on his website or something. Heres the link.

/profile.php?id=100006579121614
>>379367926
>>379367945
There are already plenty of people who invite him to hang out with them and it always looks really weird and uncomfortable like they're collectors treating him like a toy. He's becoming a lot more independent though

>>379368189
Those are two of his friends whom he lived with while visiting Florida and youre a lying retard.

>>379367385
I wonder why he's so opposed to sex. Like he won't get near anything that might turn sexual or romantic.

>>379368267
???What am I lying about???

>>379367718
Thats not even a valid hex color code.

>>379367376
wew haven't heard that name in a long time, was she the one with the hoof or was it another one?

>tfw Sonic autism is the Goetia of our generation

>>379368374
FF = #

>>379368374
I THINK THE FIRST NUMBER IS FOR BRIGHTNESS HAHAHA

>>379368467
whoops! stupid me.

Someone get Uli into cryptocurrency

He'd be a fucking monster

>>379368587
I don't think wealth interests him.

>>379368587
He cant even save money, how do you expect him to invest?

>>379368587
He's obsessed but not very competent.

>>379361882
>yfw he has given up video games and just wants to swim in blue water all day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHHyMXPSN_4

>>379367454
>Despite the obstacles, readers and commentators have reached a broad consensus about the book's central cast of characters and, to a lesser degree, its plot, but key details remain elusive.

Only broad consensus on the characters and plot?
Can this even be read?

>>379368587
get him into bodybuilding
powerlevelling IRL

>>379368761
No.
http://www.finwake.com/1024chapter1/fw01.htm

>>379368787
He would try to minmax and die

>>379368740
i refuse to believe that ulillillia will go swimming. he very much hated it before.

>>379368932
He was scared of large bodies of water, but he overcame that fright long ago.

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>>379368827
>Kékkek Kékkek Kékkek!
I want James Joyce to go back to /pol/ and take his farting love letters with him

>>379368932
Now he loves it!

I'm disaapointed we'll never get platform masters.

>>379368761
He wrote it so basically only he could understand it. He incorporated all his experiences and knowledge to write it, using small cultural details and different languages all the fucking time. So if you want to be able to understand it well you have to basically study everything he studied and experience a lot of what he experienced (move to ireland), but beyond that get an insight to how his mind worked and constructed things.

How people translated the book is beyond me.

>>379369042
>>379368987
who did this to my lil uli

even ulillillia has improved his life and self..

I read the whole preview on Amazon and it's fucking hilarious.

>knuckles is a horrific purple gremlin creature who used console commands to max his stats and get every single spell
>he flies around and uses precognition to prevent a jailbreak, then goes to a middle school
>at the middle school he floats around and starts stalking some kids
>a monster shows up, unexplained, and he murders it in one hit
>later that night he goes to one of the kids house and half forces him to go to a middle school party, giving him money in the process
>knuckles also goes to the party
>at the party, knuckles stands on a table and helps the kids cheat at a raffle
>then he makes them come on a journey around the world with him
>really, he doesn't even ask, he just says they will come with him
>knuckles also mentions that the kids may die but he has ressurection spells so it's cool
>then he teleports the kids to his house
>knuckles house is a cold concrete box floating in space with no doors, windows, or lights, and the only furniture is a chair, a desk, and two military cots
>knuckles instructs the kids to lay on the cots so he can cast "sleep" on them

and that's as far as I got. the whole thing is kind of horrifying, because there's so much information and detail but almost no emotion or human empathy, this is the closest thing I think I've seen to something written by a neural network or alien life form.

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>>379369134
Uli has become unironically a better person than many of his fans. Not that he wasnt to begin with anyway.

>>379369134
he even works at a walmart now

>>379369134
>>379369410
I unironically wish I were him

>>379369154
>knuckles house is a cold concrete box floating in space with no doors, windows, or lights, and the only furniture is a chair, a desk, and two military cots

what the fuck am I reading

>>379366836
>2.5 inches deep
what did he mean by this

>>379369538
you can work at walmart too anon, i believe in you!

Everyone has a time to bloom.

>>379368451
playground something was the hoof

>>379369154
why

>>379368329
He's autistic anon. He won't even drink anything unless it's all in one gulp.

>>379370020
He's actually not. He has severe OCD.

>>379369714
he means knuckles is 3d.

>>379366901
>unprocessed autism
How can we harness this as an energy source

>>379368329
It's because he's a kid mentally but in an adult's body. Sex is "adult" and unfamiliar, hence scary.

Before I hit puberty I used to think anything sexual was extremely uncomfortable to the point where I would almost get panic attacks from watching implied sex scenes in family movies or reading about serial rapists on the front page of the newpaper. Didn't grow up in a christfag household either, I just didn't like foreign and unknown things that were outside of my familiar comfort zone.

Is he still scared of mirrors and sitting?

>>379368329
He'd lose his gains if he did

Did that gay guy who lived with uli molest him?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdLbUHdKTJ4

"The opening line of the book is a sentence fragment which continues from the book's unfinished closing line, making the work a never-ending cycle."

I know this isn't related to the rest of the thread but ya'll niggas talking about Finniegan's Wake have me confused as shit right now. It's a never ending cycle but we don't know about what precisely?

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>>379361882
That's not a fucking woman. That's a fucking man.

>>379372525
The book discusses, in an unorthodox fashion, the Earwicker family, comprising the father HCE, the mother ALP, and their three children Shem the Penman, Shaun the Postman, and Issy. Following an unspecified rumour about HCE, the book, in a nonlinear dream narrative, follows his wife's attempts to exonerate him with a letter, his sons' struggle to replace him, Shaun's rise to prominence, and a final monologue by ALP at the break of dawn. The opening line of the book is a sentence fragment which continues from the book's unfinished closing line, making the work a never-ending cycle.

https://youtu.be/stAou5VzxHc?t=14m52s

>>379373335
I just watched this whole fucking thing. What the fuck.

>he got over his fear of water
>tfw I can't get over my fear of people