Keep an eye on my wife while I'm away please.

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>>379356382
>implying you want to be cucked
thanks man

>>379356382
Why the fuck would you ask someone to do that.

>>379357086
Because shes someone else's wife of course

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>>379356382
You shouldn't trust others with such an attractive wife.

velvet is #?

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>>379358607
One.

hurr durr why birds fly

>>379356382

Does she mind if I smell her feet?

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>>379358607
2, because Magilou is #1

>>379356382
I'll keep my one-eyed snake on her if you know what I mean

what a fucking shitty game. this writing is straight up laughable one minute you have velvet murdering everything because shes hate incarnate and then magilou shows up and acts like a retard. i cant believe you faggots like this.

and thats ignoring the shitty buttonmashing gameplay where nothing you do really matters

>>379359473
>waaaah why isn't it edgy enough

>>379359556
are you stupid, its about consistency in tone. do they really expect me to take this story seriously in any matter?

>>379359618
I bet you sperg out when characters make a joke in any serious story ever.

>Keep an eye on my wife

>>379359839
>dismissing it as a joke when its the characters entire personality
>thinking throwing in a girl doing retarded idol shit in the middle of what is otherwise a bloodbath is appropriate at all

theres a time and place for jokes, and this game doesnt have a fucking clue where and when that is

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>>379356382
my wife is better

>>379356382
Sure buddy she's in good hands.

>>379359618
yeah it's called juxtaposition, and it's done well at that. go read a book kid

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>>379356382
Sure thing anon I got this

>>379356382
you don't want to watch?

Is her game fun?

Also, the more important question: Is she up for anal?