This is Maria, she lives in a clock. Say something mean to her.

Someone post the pasta where she struggles to hold her shit in.

>>379352061
You're a spammy cunt with extremely annoying attacks that are imbalanced into another dimension.

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PUFFY VULVA

>>379352173
I want to see this...

>>379352061
Her boss fight is trash and so is the game she's in.

>>379352780
t. pc gamer

>>379352672
He's just memeing you

>>379352885
Dude, that was epic. Epic for the win.

>>379352061
shes in a shit game
bloodborne is the worst souls game, demon souls is the best

>>379352997
Upset

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>>379352061
What time is it Maria?

Oh that's right, time to get a nice fat load of my cum on your hat!

>>379352894
Can someone make one?

>>379352173
https://yuki.la/v/377140383

>>379353073
Sick epic pwned, brah.

>>379352061
i like the doll version of (her) better

>>379353189
Still upset, lmao

>>379353291
Because you owned me, bro.

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shh

>>379353167
Bless you anon, time to fap<3

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>>379352997
NEVER EVER

>>379353405
Epic, bro.

I want to lick Maria's puffy vulva

Why did they make her such parry bait?

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>>379352061
Your telegraphs get progressively more bullshit each phase into unintelligible nonsense and i hate you for taking more tries than OoK.

>>379353837
i bet its all crusty with dried blood

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>>379352061

>>379352061
This is Maria, she lives in a clock
But her reasoning for living is to suck lots of cock!

>>379352061
I bang the doll of you every day, you pig disgusting fatty.

I want to change Lady Maria's soggy diaper!

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>>379353342
anDALE ANDALEEEEEEEEEEE
ARRIBA ARRIBAAAAAAAAAAA

>>379352061
>Dedicates to the study of Insight
>Uses Blood magic and vampirism anyway

bi-polar bitch

>>379354069
>>379354153
These posts gave me a boner...

>>379352061
This is Maria, she lives in a clock
Along came a Hunter, and threw a small rock
Awoken Maria in a manner most unruly
Took out his big gun and proceeded to bully
She held back her tears, had no words to utter
While Hunter was hunting with his pizza cutter

etc.

>>379352061
Clocks are not good things to live in

>>379352061
What time is it?

>>379354648
It's vagina

I dont own BB, but always see people shitting on her. Is the boss fight that bad?

>>379354943
It's boring. It's pretty much the final boss if it was shit.

>>379354163
QUIET DOWN NOBODY HAS APARTY ON A TUESDAY NIGHT

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>>379354482
DO NOT MAKE THIS A PASTA, DELET EIT NOW

>>379354943
She's many people's favorite boss in the DLC, and the DLC has three of the best bosses From has ever made. I don't see it that way because Orphan of Kos is the pinnacle of Soulsborne, but it's their opinion
Shitting on her is a meme

>>379355301
She's cute and bullying cute things is just part of a man's nature.

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>>379353342

>>379352061
I wouldn't have fought her if I had the option to just progress to the Fishing Hamlet.
That's not to say I didn't enjoy the fight, it's probably my favorite in the entire DLC if we're talking gameplay. Cinematic shit goes to Ludwig for obvious reasons, but I digress.
There was really no reason to fight her aside from your own curiosity and the request of some fucking weirdo wearing kevlar-lined rags.
You're just killing indiscriminately at that point.

>>379355384
That is awful.

>>379355384
That is sexy.

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>>379355894
>>379355985

Maria i can believe, i pay money for you!.

>>379356263
Slut.

>>379356263
That's much better

>>379353093
What if the chosen hunter, instead of trying to touch her sword when he first entered the balcony, had just jerked it right there and spat a huge load right onto her face?

Would she be angry?

>>379356689
Well, she tries to brutally murder you. I don't think there's angrier than that, might as well have had some fun with it. I guess The Hunter canonically isn't a degenerate pervert.

>>379354943
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOuTBHkAa0s

You can parrykill her in two minutes and you don't even need to be good (at this point you should know how to parry). It's a great arena and goat music and pretty hard if you duel her but parrying her is just as easy as Champion Gundyr in DSIII: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ak0G53UZMEA

what would happen if you tried to tenderly hug lady maria?

>>379357723
She's one of the easiest bosses in the game, not just in the DLC. I beat her by mashing R1 because she can't break out of stunlocks, it's easy as fuck. I died more to Living Failures.

>>379355301
>>379355382
Is she actually stunlockable or is that a meme too?

>>379354943

Parry fags

She's still fairly easy without parrying, but it's a much better fight; the design of her, the tower and music are all A+.

How would she handle being BLACKED?

>>379352061
She's so fucking perfect. If I could find a gf that looks like her I'd be sooooo happy

A clock is not the same thing as a clocktower.

>>379358997

If Gerhman could build his own GF then you can too :)

I still can't beat that old fish faggot this cunt was 'protecting', like he needed any guarding at all. I had a really fun fight vs the Living Failures and Maria herself, I didn't die once during either of them, but this piece of shit old man baby won't let me give him a fucking merciful death like he goddamn wants.

Orphan of Kos >>> Maria > Ludwig > Living Failures >>>>>>>>>>>> Laurence

>>379359454
She was protecting the secret not because he Kos was dangerous

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>>379356263
>stringy paleblood

>>379359454
I don't think Orphan of Kos wants a merciful death, I think he's pissed off and wants to murder everyone.