So what the fuck am I supposed to do with this piece of shit

Bayo

dk

>>379348813
if you really believe that, sell it now while the prices are high

looking forward to mario maker with all the BS unlocked on a functional platform

>>379348961
Mario Maker won't work on Switch, it needs a stylus for precision. Switch touchscreen is like a phone screen

>>379348813
accept your loss. the switch is merely a newer, portable wii u. it will continue to recieve ports of successful wii u titles.

>>379348813
Throw all that in the real trash filled with dirty and smelly garbage and not the fresh empty bag if you hate it so much

hack it and install emulators like you did on the Wii

>>379348961
>sell it now
No one will buy it
>while the prices are high
lol

>>379349073
I have a PC for that

I'm pretty much waiting for E3 to confirm Smash. Once that's released, my Wii U is toast, probably.

It is handy for playing older games on the big screen, though.

>>379349001
Dunnoif you've played any other games with user generated content, but they use joysticks for even more precision

>>379348813
Lolololol carfully placed in clean bin stop shitposting you attention seeking millennial

Send the gamepad to me since mine died.

>>379349184
Yeah but now you have the little tablet to play it in your bed

>>379349210
Mario Maker worked well because the touch screen made it convenient. That's why its more fun than something like LBP

>empty garbage
>put new bag in garbage
>carefully place wii u and games in the bag
>take picture
>remove wii u and games from garbage and put them back on your shelf
>shitpost on /v/

Every time. You want to do this shit right show us some vidya gore

>>379349218
>millennial
You're a millenial
>>379349272
I can play them on my laptop in bed

Pls gib

>>379348813
give it to me, OP

>>379349207
Dont you think that smash would get a port before pokken. Smash 5 at e3?

>>379349207
>It is handy for playing older games on the big screen,
But those games look like complete garbage on a HDTV.

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>tech carefully placed in an empty garbage bin

>>379348813
>Falling for the Nintendo meme.

>>379349476
>>379349479
No.

>>379349238
I'm afraid mine is going to die soon, the battery life has gone to shit

>>379348813
Hack it. Play every Nintendo game up to Wii U except 3DS.

>>379348813
save the games until they are ridiculously valuable due to niche rarity, pick up FE mirage sessions, its bound to be ridiculously expensive in just a few years

>>379349718
>>379349184
>>379349739
I'm not paying for that censored garbage

>>379348813
Most of the games aren't worth rebuying tbqh

I'd recommend DKCTF, Bayo2 and obviously MK8 to any Switchfags but beyond that, it's all completely skippable

>>379349564
why not? it's such a piece of shit anyway, no one else would take it from you.

i'm doing you a favor.

Smash 4 port won't happen. It would make a Smash 5 redundant.

Sell your wiiU's and buy PS4 game dumbasses. There will be nothing left on this corpse of a console in a year. Horribly designed console as well I might ass, so inconvenient.

>>379349948
What should I get on PS4?

>>379349856
I'd rather take a blowtorch to it then give it away, at least then I can take out my frustrations

>>379348813
Where's the console at all see is the gamepad.

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Everything lad.

Unlike Switch it isnt a faux console and will have support for the next 10 years guranteed.

>>379349390
>>379349390
>>379349390
>>379349390
>>379349390

>>379350180
Hmmmm... I've been considering getting a PS4 especially with how much Nintendo has been pissing me off with their treatment of the Wii U. Might be time to finally get one

>>379348813
>every Wii U game will get ported
even if that happens I doubt every single one will have new content worth double-dipping for

You got to play them when they came out. I got a ton of hours out of Pokken and I'll be buying the switch version if I can ever find a switch in stock. You could be mad about any kind of port or updated version that gets released on a later console with this kind of attitude.

>>379350105
then go do it and stream it.

i'll donate 50 bucks to your paypal if you do.

>>379348813
How is it useless, you can still play them yourself, right?
Or do you just not like it when other people enjoying the same games you do?

>>379350309
Most Wii U games worth a shit are only good for their online, so if I want to keep playing them I'd have to move to Switch to have an actual playerbase

>>379348813
Save $300 and don't buy a switch

>>379349976
See
>>379350180

>>379350359
>You got to play them when they came out.
It has barely been out for a year.
>You could be mad about any kind of port or updated version that gets released on a later console with this kind of attitude.
Except most GOTY editions don't split the playerbase.

>>379350376
>you can still play them yourself,
I can't play them knowing that a superior version exists somewhere else. I just can't do it.
Also, the playerbases will be completely killed by the new ports on Switch.

>>379350180
I'm planning on getting one on my first paycheck
What are some hidden gems since I plan on getting all the big ones (other than bloodborne but I still might)

>>379349476
>>379349479
>1 millisecond apart.

When I worked at Birch, we'd get the most random calls and the next call the person on the line would have the same problem. My co-worker friend coined the adage "interesting situations always come in sets of two."

>>379350538
Just get a switch and the new version then? How does an updated port invalidate the fun you had with the previous version?

>>379349351
It's more fun than something like LBP because it's not floaty garbage.

>>379350648
>Just get a switch and the new version then?
I don't want to spend $300 + $60 on games I already have.
>How does an updated port invalidate the fun you had with the previous version?
Didn't get to play it enough

>>379350598
I guess my post wasn't meme enough let me fix it

What are some kino games?

>>379350372
>trying to bait me into posting my paypal so you can dox me

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I gave mine to my mum to use for netflix since she has nothing capable at home.

>>379349881
That's what everyone said about Mario Kart too

>>379349210
>joysticks
>more precision than a touch screen
no

I suppose next you're going to tell me that it's easier to navigate a level editor with a controller than a mouse and keyboard

>>379350383
>Most Wii U games worth a shit are only good for their online
valid point for those games but IMO the Wii U has just as many good SP exclusives

>>379350964
Does it annoy her that she needs to keep the Wii U gamepad on when she's on Netflix, and needs to recharge the gamepad every time it runs out of battery despite not needing it for Netflix?

Does Fatal Frame have an uncensor patch?

>>379351378
>the Wii U has just as many good SP exclusives
Not really. There's Bayonetta, W101 and that's it

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>>379351414
You can turn off the gamepad screen but I'm not sure if that cuts off all power drain.

She likes to turn the TV volume down and just use the gamepad audio.
It sounds like shit but whatever makes her happy.

>>379351421
>reminding me that the fatal frame series was sent to die on this shit console
>digital only release
>we'll never get another one
>censored
Meanwhile sony is hunting down dead series left and right and begging the devs to let them pick up the tab to revive them

Does anyone know what the expected battery life for the gamepad is? As in, how long can I use it before it'll just die on me?
I have a launch model Wii U and I'm scared the gamepad might be on its last legs.

>that means every Wii U game will get ported
Please let W101 get a port with the shitty gyro camera reworked.

>>379351767
3-5 hours is the official standard.
I'd say closer to 3.

>>379351767
I think you can call Nintendo service itself to order a battery replacement.

>>379351643
more like begging devs to let them do the hype mongering so people can think the game is exclusive to their system

>>379348813
W101 might be the only great game that doesn't get ported over.

>>379351917
No, I mean how long will it last before the battery itself is worn out and won't hold a charge
>>379351974
I might do this but I'm scared Im too dumb to replace it myself

>>379352034
ugh... I would hope it gets to keep more exclusives than that

>>379352057
Oh, well in that case it depends. As with all batteries, there are plenty of factors that dictate that.
Replacing the battery is easy as shit. Remove the two screws on the pack cover, pull out the cable attaching the battery to the gamepad and then the battery just comes out.

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>>379348813
>that means every Wii U game will get ported

I really fucking hope so. I really want them to announce a GC Zelda combo for Switch so I can play WWHD and TPHD on it.

>>379352540
cancer

>>379352707
As opposed to playing them on Wii-U?

>>379352739
port beggars are pure cancer, no exceptions

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>>379352806
>being this fucking pathetic

Good thing I still have my physical copies so it dosn't matter either way, it just would be nice to see it on Switch.

>>379348813
maybe just keep it
or do you wanna buy the same games again?

>>379353048
I'm going to have to buy them again regardless because the new versions will kill the online playerbase for both games

>>379353198
good point tough, I must agree

So what games aren't safe atm. Just trying to sell what I can high for now, but want to keep the ones that probably won't get a port. Probably gonna sell Smash while still can, and trade in MK8 and Pokken to gamestop or some shit.

>>379352806
>noooo don't make my dumb choice even dumber
Pathetic.

>>379353919
Fuck off

>>379353657
no idea to be honest

>>379353978
You fuck off, poverty line. You don't own these games. You don't get rewarded for being a retard. Eat a dick.

>>379348813
Selll it and buy a Switch, or realize that they are only gonna get a couple of games that aren't ports from Nintendo in the near future.

Even looking at that "leaked" paper, there's only like 2 games being shown that interests me. I won't be getting a Switch for a long time, if ever.

>>379354165
>he bought video games lol what a retard
I hope a drunk driver makes you into a vegetable.

>>379354167
what leaked paper?

>>379348813
>it's literally useless
no shit you faggot
it's been useless a year after it launched

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>>379354389
Remember, I'm not saying it's real. I'm just saying even if it is, there's not much that interests me.

>>379354287
I'd wish you the same, but then I realized you already bought a Wii U.

>>379354514
you'll never play Bayonetta 2

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>>379349210
>Joysticks
>Remotely good at anything
>Let alone precision
Genuinely one of the least intelligent I've read on /v/. Right up there with the guy who thought that video game mechanics were the "game engine"

>>379354445
Playtonic will not develop a Donkey Kong game. They have nothing to do with Nintendo.

>>379354568
Never claimed it was real. It just seems more like someone's wish list. Problem is, even as a wish list, there isn't much there to excite.

>Definitely tier
Smash
>Probable tier
Mario Maker
>Maybe tier
Tropical Freeze
Bayonetta 2
Wonderful 101
Xenoblade X
>Not likely tier
Mario 3D world
NSMBU
Hyrule Warriors
Zelda remakes
>Will likely get a sequel instead tier
Mario Party
>Hope you already cashed in tier
Pokken
Splatoon
Mario Kart
Nintendo Land

>>379354445
seemed reasonable until overwatch which was confirmed to not come to switch, and playtonic making a dkc lul

>>379354719
Wonderful 101 will never be ported.

>>379354445
>Metroid Prime 4: Scars

AHAHAHA. Thanks, I needed something to prove this was fake

>>379348813
it was always fucking useless

>>379354553
Way ahead of you. But guess what, instead of wasting 300 dollars on a gameless system, I just got a friend to lend me his Wii U. Poor guy. But hey, at least he has the dignity of admitting it was a mistake and doesn't hope the 4 good games on the thing die with it.

>>379354823
>instead of wasting 300 dollars on a gameless system
If its gameless why are you begging for every game to get ported from it?

>>379354445
actually, this looks kinda legit, somehow
the only real out of place one is Metroid Prime 4: Scars

>>379354568
well, Nintendo could hire them

>>379354553
well, appearently there will be PC port tough

>>379354873
Every game? You wish. The only people praising garbage like Splatoon and Tr4sh are sore Wii U owners like you. All I want is for more people to play Tropical Freeze.

>>379354823
I spent 200 on the system with 2 games included back in 2015. At that point, I knew what it was going to be (an HDMI compatible Virtual Console machine with a handful of other games I wanted). I don't regret it, but I knew what I was getting.

>>379355057
>The only people praising garbage like Splatoon
opinion discarded

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>Had to withhold DLC from Pokken WiiU to try and make the Switch version more appealing
>Still not appealing to Japan, who already have all the characters except the gen 7 fuck in arcades (and he'll get ported to arcades, or be ignored by the meta), 1 new character (temp) for 60 fucking dollars.
>Had to cut gamepad features from BOTW WiiU so that it wouldn't be better than the Switch version
>MK8D is literally "Hey, what if we doubled the number of items and added a drifting tier to a bunch of courses not all designed for these gameplay changes"
>Literally managing to fuck up the game balance of an already released game this fucking hard
Nutendo is 2/3 on just managing to port a game. And the 2 they did successful employ some pretty shitty business tactics I wouldn't have to deal with if Nintendo was still under Iwata, or anybody except a shareholder stooger.

Can't blame you for wanting our games though, they're leagues better than anything Switch exclusive.

>>379355060
Good on you. I only have a trouble with sore losers who feel entitled to hoard quality games, while also undermining their quality by comparing them to garbage for console war purposes.

>>379355142
>>379355142
>if Nintendo was still under Iwata
he died too young

>>379355245
What about sore losers who feel entitled to ports?

>>379355245
>I only have a trouble
ESL?

>>379355245
I don't care what appears where, so long as I get the games I want on the systems I'm willing to buy.

>>379354445
>all those spelling errors
>Prime 4: Scars

kek surely no-one is falling for this

>>379355379
You mean numerous consumers willing to buy games regardless of their publishers and not a dozen late stage drones? They have every right to ask for games. And look at that, they're getting them already. See, all it took was actually supporting the system. If you idiotic drones did that, maybe the Wii U wouldn't have crashed and burned so violently.

>>379354762
https://twitter.com/PG_kamiya/status/790101392547418112

I'm not saying it will, but there's always a chance if Kamiya shows interest.

>>379348813
The controllers are going to be rare one day. They're expensive, wear down easily and will have value.

>>379355667
We did support it, the first party games had a better attach rate than anything on PS4 or xbox
You just have some autistic vendetta against the Wii U

>>379354998
>>379354445
nevermind, saw Luigis Mansion3: Sarasaland Spirits
that's fake

>>379355667
>You mean numerous consumers willing to buy games regardless of their publishers and not a dozen late stage drones?
What the fuck does this even mean?

>>379350598
There really are no more "hidden" gems.
If you mean not mainstream on that list then the digimon, odin sphere, and dragon quest builders were some good shit I got on a sale.

>>379355856
>We did support it, the first party games
See, there's your problem. You had better games at launch than anything Nintendo for quite some time and you didn't buy them at all. You can make up excuses about quality and standards for 3rd parties, but that went out the window with the sale charts.

>>379356185
>You had better games at launch than anything Nintendo for quite some time
I bought Arkham City, Tekken and NFS Most Wanted
I wasn't going to buy stuff like Mass Effect 3 since the trilogy had just came out on other systems, no reason they couldn't have given Wii U the trilogy too

>>379355702
They aren't going to port it just so it can flop again