Who the hell puts an evac station up thirty flights of goddamn stairs?

>>379348635
It's "thirty flights of got-damn stairs"

Maybe the helicopter
maybe it's made of chocolate.

>>379348635
>rochelle's laugh
SMOKER!

I did not
come this far
TO DIE NOW

MY ASS

>>379348635
GET YO ASS IN THE KITCHEN

Tits!

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>>379348635
THOUGHT THEY WERE SPOSSED TO BE SAVIN OUR ASSES

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>>379352169
Looks like there's been a change of plans

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>>379348635
holy fuck I love l4d.

>tfw l4d3 never or it will be shit

one or the other. i am also that that removed almost all of the l4d stuff from the Valve store. i never got a chance to buy the fucking posters :(

>>379352243
STOP THE BOMBING RUN

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>>379352390
>tfw i was fucking wrong

THE POSTERS ARE BACK I JUST CHECKED THE STORE at 25 dollars each holy fuck

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Now I ain't goin no further, but y'all can make it to the bridge from here.

>>379348635
I really wish there had been a deeper crosseover between the casts, A group with Bill, Coach, Nick, and Louis or someshit like that would have been hilarious

>>379352547
Thanks Vergil.

Was why L4D2 the best vidya trailer ever made?

It had no right being that good.
https://youtu.be/V7RLkAfnxGo

>People still tried to boycott it after that was shown

>>379352615
I bet Nick, Francis, Louis and Ellis would be a fun combo.

>>379352958
it was more because it was announced less than a year after L4D 1

no closure on /our guys/ from the first game, new crew, felt like a cash in. to think it would be the last valve game ever

>>379354270
>to think it would be the last valve game ever
Portal 2 came out two years later

>l4d3 starring the midnight riders


Aaww yeah

>>379355062
>Tfw playing as half-ton son of a gun
i wish valve would give us light on anything not CS:GO/DOTA2 for once in their fucking lives. just tell us NOTHING else is happening if it isnt and we can finally just rest in peace and scream

>>379350808
ITS MADE OUT OF CHOCOLATE

>>379352958
Fuck I forgot how fucking good that intro is

>>379352615
>>379353130
lets be real, men only cast have zero chances of happening

>>379348635
>Who the hell puts an evac station up thirty flights of goddamn stairs?

>CTRL+F
>"fat people"
>0 results

I came right in time: SOMEONE WHO HATES FAT PEOPLE

L4D3 when? Make old characters, old infected and map sets purchasable DLC and add HATS and it would just print so much money.

>>379351872
I had a bind that spammed a random Nick swear and I'd press it constantly with the hopes of getting him to say this.

Done like dinner.

BLARGH

Kill all sunzabitches, right?

iloveyou

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>tfw l4d3 never ever

>>379355062
>beating zombies over the head with a suitcase full of pistols and money
Yes please

>>379352243
Fucking started humming the music without thinking

>>379358663
>tfw they patched Vocalizer

Used to be able to trigger uninterruptible dialogues like 10 minutes of Ellis' stories, even if you were playing as the first game's characters.

Man this thread makes me want l4d3 so bad

I'm sad that we'll never get 3, but the group I played with fell apart when I went MIA for half a year, then I think to myself that it wasn't so much the game that I loved but all the good times with those guys.

>>379359089
then you start thinking about the "awesome" l4d communities and great people you get to play with

>>379355062
that's not very inclusive, what about the LGBTQ and colored audience?

I'm surprised how good the L4D2 characters were (except Rochelle).

How did they do it with Coach?

>>379359247
would be fine if they ditched votekick

gets abused way more than the griefing it's supposed to prevent

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>evolve

>tfw you have all the special infected aound cues memorized to hum

>>379358226
maybe the thread's made of chocolate
>>379358885
>tfw tf2 update never ever
>tfw hl2: ep 3 never ever
>tfw portal 3 never ever
>tfw steamos never ever
someone needs to go to gaben's house and put a deadly slow-acting poison in his food along with a note that game release or death

>>379348635
INDIVIDUAL
MALE
BEEF PATTY BETWEEN TWO BUNS TOPPED WITH CHEESE
ARMAGEDDON

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>>379352958
That intro always got me pumped.

>>379359378
I never thought Louis was that great either but everyone else in both the games are perfect.

Fucking love L4D2. Came out at the perfect time imo

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>>379359829
FUCK. I should have listened.

>>379359378
They were fun and very fleshed out through their dialogue (except Rochelle).

Though to her credit, she got better in the dlc.

you cant shoot a ghost nick

>>379359247
I fucking hate when people troll and friendly fire, especially with the low player base now.

If I could ask for one think in L4D3, it would be

blacklists for the hentai rape/weebshit servers that now infest the current state of l4d2 because holy fuck I dont want to play on your gay turbo spawn "lewd points" rpg fest unless I want to let off steam once in a while.

>>379359829
>this happens on no mercy chapter 4 after the elevator crescendo

This Kills The Survivors

>>379360000
Quads says you really should have listened.

>>379360039
ability to blacklist people and servers would be nice
of course the people blacklisting wouldn't work perfectly but being forced to play on shit servers with stupid settings could be avoided

L4D3
>Special infected can scratch each other to spread their abilities
>if a boomer scratches a charger, he can run into a group of survivors and vomit on them
>if a smoker scratches a jockey, the jockey can latch onto a survivor and pull another survivor for a short time
>if a hunter scratches a spitter, the spitter can pin down a survivor while spitting on them

I have a list of other things I'd like to see, but this seems like something that could really change the gameplay up for infected. It could be limited to specific areas/times so it isn't abused, and the attack benefits gained would be nerfed to keep fair.

>>379348635
man, its gonna be 10 years old soon...

>>379353130
I hate (insert something francis hates)!

What are the chances of this being shown at E3?

>>379360960
Zero. It's not TRS's game, nor was Evolve.

>>379360960
.000001%

>>379360960
less than 3%

>>379360960
valve is gonna show off L4D______MOBA

>>379361006
But what about Volvo?

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>>379361134
>______MOBA
shut up

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>>379361134
I bet a lot of people would think it's a shitty cash in but a lot of the special infected would fit dota 2 heroes as skins or something pretty well.

Spirit Breaker - The Charger
Slark - The Jockey
Pudge - The Boomer
Huskar - The Hunter

They already made those cosmetic items based on Warhammer so why not do something with their own IP?

this thread is making me incredibly nostalgic for a friend in highschool who I would quote L4D2 and YTPs with endlessly

imma be a one man cheeseburger apocalypse

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>>379361134