How did he befriend so many children?

To get friendly with their moms

>>379347681
Diamond City is a lawless land

>>379347681
He didn't.

Writing "free fidget spinners" is much better than "free ice cream" nowadays, so...

>>379347681
Because he looks like a jew, and jews are known for brainwashing the younger generations

Becauae he sold them minigames at full game prices. Kids are dumb and Wario is more than willing to mine both their wallets and their parents'.

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>>379347681
>all those lolis servicing Wario's fuckhuge dick with their underdeveloped bodies since it can't fit into their unripe peaches

Fuck all of you for not making a doujin of this yet

>>379348298
Little girls assholes are perfectly capable of taking a big dick

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>>379348485
Anal's not my thing.

>>379348542
Their vaginas are perfectly capable too. Hell, even a baby can take a dick up it. So don't post about shit you know nothing about stupid cunt

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>>379348747
I don't think you're aware of how fuckhuge Wario's cock really is.

It is known to kill even mature women.

>>379348867
kek

>>379348747
>vaginas are perfectly capable too. Hell, even a baby can take a dick up it.
You would fucking know that.

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>>379348867
I don't know man I've seen the minus8 flash I think Ashley can take it.

>>379349453
>minus8 ashley flash
I need it

>want to make games that sell
>kids like and buy games
>ask kids for game ideas
It's as simple as that

>>379348747
Sometimes you shouldn't post things you know

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>>379348747
>Hell, even a baby can take a dick up it
I don't like where this is going

>>379351481
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>>379349327
C'mon /v/, don't let deep-web anons bother ya'. They're just trying to look cool.