How do I get good at competitive? Stuck in low plat, lads.
>>379335726
Play the game a lot
Get good at one hero and spam it literally every game. Supports work the best and are easiest.
play broken heros and stop sucking
>>379335726
That's a man, isn't it?
>>379335896
No.
>>379335726
Get a full party of friends who are competent and cooperative. If you can't do that, stick to Arcade.
>>379335896
No, that's me and I'm a girl >:/
>>379335896
disappointing
>>379335984
timestamp
>>379335970
Uncanny valley as fuck
>>379336028
Faggot
>>379335984
harpie in pooper
>>379335726
This is really creepy.
>>379336479
>harpie in pooper
>>379336405
1. Traps aren't gay.
2. Traps are a time honored /v/ tradition you disgusting summerfag.
>>379336028
>>379335984
>>379335970
Who's that one tranny who cosplayed as Mercy and made a lot of Anons dicks feel weird?
>>379336731
No, they aren't a tradition. Yes, they are gay.
>>379336731
>>379336857
He's also done Tracer, Mei and D.va.
>>379336731
Faggot
>>379336993
>you will never be a passable mercy wearing stockings and get your boipussy split in two by tyrone
just kill me already
>>379336993
Yes, that one. The one who complained about his fake tits.
I do not like him.
>>379335828
>"Main" Lucio because I think he's fun to play as
>Highest Season High was only in the 2600s
My accuracy is usually in the 30~40% range and I always end up with gold in healing but I literally cannot seem to make it any higher
It's suffering
>>379335726
>>379335803
play a lot, try to grab a friend who works together with you,succumb to the box.
>>379336993
I'd still fuck it.
>>379335726
>>>/Reddit/
>>379336993
>>379337095
>sissy white bois
>>379337240
I'd do horrible things to him.
>>379335726
If your solo, then always play for what the team does. Stay with the 2-2-2 meta, and be flexible. And just keep a good mindset, you're playing to have fun not to be a cunt
>>379337095
Trans here. Don't be a size queen. You just need 4-5 inches to hit your prostate. Anything more than that requires a lot of training or you're in for a shitload of pain.
t. fell for the BBC meme and got fucked so hard I had rectal bleeding and couldn't walk straight for a month
>learn at least 5 heroes
>3 tanks/supps and 1 tank/supp
>soldier
The point is that you can fill outside of your usual class, i.e I play Winston/D.Va/Rein, but can fill with Soldier and Lucio if matched with multiple tank mains
>Never shittalk your team
>Switch heroes to accompany your teammates
Say you prefer Winston, but dps go McCree and Soldier, then switch to Rein since he fits better with those
>>379337627
Consider suicide.
>>379336993
SOMEONE POST THE TRACER AND D.VA PICTURES
>>379337412
>2017
>not crossdressing, getting a daddy, fucking him bareback on video then jerking it to him finishing in you and dripping out your boypussy
Fucking nu-/v/
>>379335726
Get specially good at one character.
Use a microphone.
Try to team up with other people.
Once you reach diamond you should start being flexible.
>>379337942
He wore too much makeup when he did D.va.
>>379338001
>being gay
>>379335803
It's not worth it. Sooner or later you'll realize you've wasted your time.
I'm glad I got out.
>>379338032
>>379338032
this kinda looks like purblind
>>379335726
You find a good game to do it in so people who've hit puberty aren't laughing at you.
>>379336291
Stop using terms you don't understand.
>>379336993
>>379337442
>>379338032
>>379338109
Do you think he has a smooth pink butthole haha
>>379338129
I thought so, too. At least in that picture.
>>379338194
>>379335726
I fucking hate the fact that in high ranks they pick on whoever isn't talking.
I'm starting to notice it, if the whole team is doing bad they blame it on the one who isn't talking
>>379338032
>>379338109
>>379338292
that boipussy needs some good dicking.i-im not gay i swear
>>379335726
don't?
>>379336993
my dick
>>379336993
>>379338109
So what I'm getting from this is that these two characters look like trannies.
>>379335726
fuck off heal slut
>>379335726
wow who is this hot piece of feminine cis woman beauty I would like to penetrate her vagina organ
>guy on the ground is looking at his little trap bulge
>sweating man looks on in confusion
>>379335983
I only have one friend who's actually good to play with. How does anyone get a full team for comp?
>>379336993
I want to do lewd things to him.
>>379340292
He isn't a trap. He's a tranny. There's nothing there except a knife wound.
>>379339801
https://www.instagram.com/lady.melamori/
>>379340292
>>379338046
there's nothing gay about that
>>379342559
I dunno, man. That sounds a little gay.
>>379340292
>>379340790
unf