>FIST BUMP
a classic
DOODLYDOODLYDOO
__
The entire 599 us dollars conference.
...........hi.
GET THOSE COINS
Watch at your own risk.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QflHRLW0Tz8
Genji 2 is an ashen game based on Japanese history.
>>379334167
this absolutely epic fail right here. Yikes!
Its Ridge Racer!woo!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEV480_7S6A&t=2m6s
>>379334167
>Girlwood is not at this year
HE HAS A CHANCE TO RETURN. BELIEVE IN HIM
>>379334660
>It's been 7 years since this shitfest
where has the time gone
E3 is long dead.
>>379333836
oh noooooooooooooooooooo
captain hook
>And I e-even brought Yarny here with me today
>H-h-h-hi!
HULK SMASH
Face it /v/. You're gonna miss #Girlwood.
>>379335087
this man was a fucking wreck on stage, you have to feel for him a little.
>>379335087
>his game turned out to be completely forgettable style-over-substance shit
I couldn't believe what I was hearing when I saw it live. Damn that was two years ago already.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3OuIe0zpwE
>>379335314
that shit came out?
>>379335572
like 2 years ago
uh genji 2 is an AAASHEN game
>>379335476
PEGGLE 2
E
G
G
L
E
2
giant
OR A CEO
>>379334840
battles that actually took place in anciant japan
can't wait to see what high-larious "purposefully bad" shenanigans ubisoft will do this year in an attempt to get me to buy their stupid crap.
>>379335087
>>379335272
Yeah, you can tell he was really trying his best there. I can't really bully him for his sincerity.
>>379334840
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMfapDlm9UY
>>379335847
>purposely bad
Oh don't worry. They'll have plenty of genuinely bad moments too.
>>379335986
Purposely bad, right. Sorry.
CUHLANCY
U
H
L
A
N
C
Y
well BAM
there is is
>>379334167
>>379334869
TOM
CUH
LAN
SEA
I can't find the techno remix anywhere now. And unrelated, but WABAM and these two
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VU2d_Pld3w8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTYtH28esTg
>>379334891
PEGGLE
2
>HE FUCKING JUMPS
I'M STILL IN FUCKING TEARS OVER IT
Hi
This show just ain't what it used to be.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr57Je1fVvM
>>379335476
Don't you worry about meme man, pic related.
Also, was that #girlwood?
>>379336435
There was like 15 people in the stage room at this
Why did I even watch it when it aired
I don't even play konami shit
>>379336549
Tak Fujii is just a doll.
>>379336435OneMirrionTroops
>>379336549
because you were watching it with us anon
>>379335087
That man was endearing. I refuse to mock him.
>>379334660
sorry I had to stop at skittles. apparently I wasn't the only one judging from the comments
>>379336485
Oh god, the jump. it was too much for me. did he really think it was going to work and excite anyone?
>>379335476
>>379336514
>Also, was that #girlwood?
Fuck, yes it was. Wtf I hate girlwood now.
>>379336846
I imagine his life is now one perpetual cringe state from that travesty
miyamoto twilight princess reveal is actually the peak of e3
everyone ever since has been trying to catch that lightning
it just won't happen. i cannot think of another good e3 moment before or after the twilght princess reveal. it was the peak of "game shows"
its really embarrassing that TP ended up how it did. a testament to the gaming industry
I can hardly wait for some more J U S T Dance gameplay, it's probably my favorite part of this entire shitfest.
>>379336945
At least it's not as bad as this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1w2IxMWQ1Y
>>379336846
to be fair peggle is pretty godlike
Can someone post the image of that Kinect virtual son thing?
It was a woman """"""drawing""""""" something on a piece of paper and showing it to the camera and the kid recognized it.
Only you can see the woman didn't write shit and it was a blank piece of paper.
>>379336804
is this image from something?
When did this show become so boring?
>>379336846
Eh, it was intentionally over-the-top. I got a laugh out of it.
Last year's segue from the shit ass carnival Queen opening to Ubisoft solemnly pledging solidarity to the victims of the nightclub shooting, while the stage is filled with clowns, was a pretty good one from recent E3s in my book.
>>379337246
got a video link?
>>379337246
>those fucking clowns
I was beating my desk laughing, I cannot believe they fucking did that
>>379337114
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=100qA8omAKs
HULK SMAHH
>>379337120
Nintendo's all puppet E3 conference.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glUEKwjqMKw
>>379337056
Nothing I ever do will be as embarrassing as this, and that makes me feel pretty good.
>>379334660
>>379337056
F U E G O
>>379335735
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzBrwcrN_To
>>379337439
>tfw you remember this was done like that not because of laziness or trying to be unique, but because iwata was dying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSV4SOWTct4
a classic
those retards dying over and over and over while trying to showcase fucking littlebigplanet3
Why do presenters try so hard to be spastic, excited, and jumpy? Why can't they just come in, talk about the game, and leave?
>>379337056
>I can dig it
Everytime
>>379337056
TORNADO92
>>379337604
I'll never forget seeing that live. I was legitimately like, "What the fuck am I watching?"
And I'll never forget posting on /v/ that same day and all the Nintendo shills trying to say it was the best conference that year.
>>379337056
This isn't cringe but still relevant.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ngf6hMWSmFA
>>379337574
A
>>379337683
Because they get paid to embarrass themselves and shill shitty games.
>>379337056
I want to have aggressive sex with that girl. But only if she keeps up her vapid persona.
>>379337769
It was like watching your senile grandpa on stage
WHO LEFT THE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS ON DURING THE APOCALYPSE?
Reminder that the worst press conferences aren't at E3.
https://youtu.be/v7qTHbOEiDY
>>379333975
Didn't he perform at Trump's inauguration?
>>379337745
who the fuck was that guy? I've never heard of Tornado92
>>379337769
Even being a nintenbro during that conference I knew how trash that year was. Unless DKCR was announced I can't fathom a reason to be hyped or intrigued.
>>379337056
>he's a gamer, he probably eats junk food and speaks wookie
I have no face
>uh oh! Time to delete all the videos a week later and then re-upload them!
>>379337793
C
E
O
>>379337395
>that silence when he announces a remaster instead of a new game
God I still remember that shit, the ball got dropped so hard
>>379337604
>mfw Ravi played at Trump's inauguration
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5u9hCqJ95s
>>379338076
Why is Guillermo del Toro at that shitty conference and why is it so funny?
>>379335928
>>379336771
Literal homosexuals spotted
>>379338529
I fap to lolis thank you very much.
>>379338371
Made me check
Federation Force still has nearly 90k dislikes
>>379334660
Don't you miss good old innocent cringe, instead of the modern "what political narrative will they embarrass themselves with this time" variety?
A SEE YEE YO!
>>379338529
Haha, good meme xd, homosexuals, hahahahahaahhah, stupid sub-humans
Right guys?
>>379338076
>del taco
>literally who actress
>"big bird" which is literally some poor guy with yellow beak hat
>the archbishop of south africa desmond tutu
>maroon 5
what the fuck am I watching
>>379338787
reddit? is that you?
>>379337056
Man that girl dressed like that acting so obnxiously vapid is really getting my dick hard
I can't remember what it was off the top of my head but does anyone have a supercut of that soulless industry award show where one of the presenters just takes the piss from beginning to end?
>>379338787
Homosexuality is a sin, incase you didn't read the Bible.
>>379338779foam
I hope EA does the star-studded weedapalooza like last year.
>>379338371
>Let's Super Mario!
>1040 dislikes
That proves it was just anti-Nintendo sentiment and not rational analysis
>>379338979
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaCso_b_PtY
>>379338076
>the archbishop of south africa desmond tutu
I haven't laughed this hard in years.
>>379339104
>retro just wanted to show off their game
>DKCTF is still underrated to this day
Sad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfzThMe7bBM
You know that he just doesn't give a shit anymore.
>>379338443
Why does this guy always JUST himself?
>>379338979
>>379339104
This is fun. Pope just wants to murder Joel but he knows he's too beta to tackle an alpha male.
>>379337769
Literally no one defended this. What timeline are you from?
>>379337056
Real human being thought this was a good idea, spent a shit ton of money on it, and not once second guessed themselves.
Pause.
Contemplate.
Then suicide.
>>379338443
truly the shitposter in chief
>>379337246
>>379337345
Stepped away for a bit, but here it is in all it's autismo glory https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ioay6L5cWXk
>>379339235
>A certain actor who fell for the hungry hungry cuck comes to mind
Who?
>>379339104
das it mane
>opening with a joke about female orgasms not existing
Joel would have been lynched nowadays
>>379339654
Arnold
This cringey shit is why e3 should just die already.
>>379335087
>>379339678
I'm surprised he wasn't lynched even then. I still remember this like it was yesterday. What a total fucking trainwreck. Watching Dorito's Pope get bent out of shape was also fun
>>379337439
I don't even remember the Nintendo 2016 digital event, but this was unforgettable.
>>379339274
When was the last time Jamie Kennedy was relevant?
>>379339235
Did you say nigger in front of them or something? I know a few who lost some friends because they basically sperged out and didn't hide their power levels.
>>379339750
>wanting E3 to die
The best part of it, besides some good games, is the cringe and the embarrassment at the presenters trying to connect with this generation. You know what I feel is going to come? Rehashed memes of this year, fidget spinners, and something related to Donald Trump.
>>379339750
The cringe is the best part about E3. I get more excited when everything starts falling apart than I do at the announcement of new vidya
E3 is so fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IH2w2l1JTs4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRctny31UxQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QflHRLW0Tz8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6OCnvvkSLM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbWgUO-Rqcw
>>379334660
I got this a month ago after my girlfriend wanted to play Dance games. This thing controls like utter garbage.
>>379339104
Nothing awkward here, just Joel going off script cause he doesn't give any fucks.
>>379334660
>just be yourself and do what comes naturally
fucking chads man
>>379339989
The fuck is a fidget spinner?
>>379334969
What does Girlwood even mean? Is it a play on Hollywood since they're in Los Angeles?
>>379339104
>6 minutes of this shit
Dear god...
>>379339989
>fidget spinners
>something about Trump
I don't want it to be true but fucking damn it I know it is.
>>379340024
Too bad its too safe these days.
>>379339104
I like how Joel is just fucking arround while the pope is like "no dude".
>>379339274
Came to post this
IIRC he still gets pissed off if you mention this to him
>>379336704
Wooooooooooooooow
>>379340121
irl meme device
>>379339989
Bonus points if the religion of peace pays them a visit.
>>379334909
What I find funny is all the problems Miyamoto had with the game pretty much mirror all the issues I had with Skyward Sword's controls.
Jesus fuck that game was a pain to get through.
>>379340124
A female boner, anon.
>>379340121
Something you wish didn't exist.
>>379340121
Some dank meme toy that's really popular for some reason.
>>379340124
A feminine penis except actually feminine.
>>379339750
what really disgusts me about e3 is all the corporate circlejerk and stuff.
Like in sonys conference last year (which was the one i payed the most attention to), the amount of obviously payed actors and claps and screams and shit just fills me with rage, its so fucking fake
I still enjoy e3 for the keks and some good looking games but that pisses me the fuck off
>>379336353
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr57Je1fVvM
>>379339274
this man sounds fucking wasted.
>>379339983
I always keep my powerlevels of multiple disciplines in check, even alcohol doesnt have an effect on my security seals.
Its mostly about what other people have said and done, which just makes me lose all respect for them
>>379339750
Talk about not being self aware
>>379339104
That's RIGHT, Gone Home won an award for best independent video game. That's fucking crazy.
>>379340276
>>379340323
I should have expected that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gOEipdM9K8
Last year when Snoop Dogg brought weed to E3
>>379339104
>dewrito has an internal meltdown over his cohost ruining any credibility the show might have had
this is gold
>>379340121
Some plastic and ball barings. Used to help with A.D.D and autism. Ironically, normies gobble it up
>>379334909
>Th-This worked perfectly during practices.
>C-Could the audience please turn off all wireless devices? I-It's interfering
>>379337056
I thought that douches of this caliber were only found on American highschool movies.
Fucking Jesus.
>>379340513
Snoop doesn't care man. He's living the life.
>>379340024
FIVE HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE YOU ESS DOLLARS
>>379340578
Irony was a mistake
>>379336435
>you will be sucked
What did he mean by this?
This is by far one of my favorite moments. Pele's rambling on and on about absolutely fucking nothing, wasting time, and the guy interviewing him gives this face at the end of it and made all the Brazilians mad as fuck
e3 just needs to go away.
>>379340024
XBOX GO HOME
>tfw /v/ actually crashed the entire site for a few seconds
>>379339104
Joel saved that Shillfest.
>>379340810
BRs didn't get mad they thought it was funny too.
>>379340810
Jesus christ I remember laughing the entire way through this. I actually thought Pele was dead. Poor guy being wheeled out in front of a bunch of youngsters that probably barely even give a shit about THE BEAUTIFUL GAME
>>379340024
Man the 2013 microsoft conference has to be the most apalling things ive seen
its not the worst or the cringiest one but its so dettached from reality its baffling
>>379340934
>That one onahole thread
>>379340236
Wont be any time for that because of trannies and fags.
>>379340934
I don't get it
>>379340934
Why were the crows used again?
>>379340934
Oh yes, that was glorious.
>>379339037
dude what?
>>379339104
I still to this day dont know who the fuck this 'Joel' cuck is meant to be and why he was on that show
>>379340121
Unless I am mistaken its another normalfag fad about something slightly out of the ordinary
>>379341218
That's just what was posted in those threads.
but the timing was perfect, because it was the hottest meme on /v/ at the time.
>>379339104
that's not awkward
that's fucking hilarious
>>379341268
He's that guy from Community and the guy from the bank from Spider-Man 2
>>379340121
google "autism toy"
>>379341268
Joel McHale was the host of The Soup, a show where he shits on a lot of different reality tv shows and soap operas. He was also on Community.
He hosted Ubisoft's 2010 E3 conference and generally did not tolerate the stupid shit he had to endure and became a highlight of the rest of 2010's wondrous moments.
TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TELEVISION TV TV TV
>>379335087
except this was some random gamedev type guy getting thrown in stage in front of a huge crowd
>>379340810
>BRs caring about Pele
what?
>>379334660
There was a point in time where Microsoft had IT during the 7th generations even despite the RROD earlier.
This is the moment where they blew it ALL!
>>379341117
No, I mean like what if someone "brings allah glory" if you catch my drift.
>>379340746
If everyone took Tak Fuji's example of how to sell your game, this industry would be saved.
>>379339829
You don't remember it because it didn't exist.
2016 was only a Zelda trailer before the Treehouse segments.
>>379340024
>microsoft embarrassing presentation
>sony embarrassing presentation
>nothing bad about nintendo
hummm, I see who is behind this post...
>>379340121
It's little for autism, but tons of kids play with it.
>>379340648
It's the same people making those movies as making that presentatio
>>379341268
>going alpha on all the shills
>cuck
>>379337439
RIP Iwata, man the fact that they changed the whole thing up for him just proves how much he was loved there.
>>379341795
OBSESSION
>>379340648
you're watching a literal live advertisement with paid actors done in one take except everyone was invited to the set
>>379334660
that girl with the tiger must feel soooo awkward.
>>379342058
Girls don't feel emotions though
>>379341795
>wii music demo
>>379340648
You know it's fake, right?
>>379341795
Um, did you not see the Wii Music demo posted in there?
>>379341795
The Wii Music thing is pretty bad.
In fact, it heavily destroyed a lot of respect people had for Nintendo back then, and still affects them to this day.
>>379339104
>"he told me how excited he was in the bathroom"
>that look of absolute anguish
Wasn't there some Japanese translator/interpreter that really fucked up the translation ?
Not sure if it was E3 but I remember it being vidya
>>379342387
y-you too
>>379334969
>no aisha tyler
HOLY FUCK THANK YOU
>>379342387
Happened recently on the Nintendo Switch presentation. Guy had a mental breakdown and only translated random words here and there.
He was fired.
>>379335087
>Mocking a man for displaying his hopes, dreams, heart, and soul, on stage, for the cynical critics of the internet to hear
I can't. I just can't mock him.
Unravel is also a pretty neat platformer.
>>379342387
Not E3, was durring the Nintendo Switch presentation
>tfw a couple days after nintendo tweeted they were looking for a new translator
>>379340450
any good stories?
>>379335087
And in the end the game was a forgatable boreffest
>>379337246
oh fuck I totally forgot about that.
I remember a couple of press conferences acknowledging the shooting in a respectable, sincere way though.
>>379342387
Happened during the Switch presentation.
He was either fired or killed since they started hiring for a translator a few days later.
>>379334660
>captpan
oh damn I nearly forgot about him
>>379342387
>>379342597
>>379342618
I remember reading that although the guy was rather green, the developer was also going off script and spouting off japanese-only references. Dude never stood a chance.
>>379342658
Aside from E3 it didn't get much coverage. For what it was though it was an ok platformer. Did decent with reviews, it just wasnt anything revolutionary.
>>379342597
To be fair, Suda went completely off script and started mumbling about wrestling.
>>379342597
>>379342618
Fuck.
Poor guy
>>379335087
I didn't find that awkward at all, actually. more sincere than cringeworthy
>>379343016
I mean the point of the game was pretty much to feel like your character was made of yarn, not break industry standards.
And it does do that. Your character feels like yan. Plus the games decently fun so I guess mission accomplished
>>379341268
>Joel
>cuck
you were probably bullied by guys like him
Wasn't really E3 but mini wheat.
>>379339104
Mchale was incredibly drunk and he made it perfect.
Will he be back?
>>379336435
Tak Fuji will forever be the best living meme
>>379339104
Can we elect this man president of the video game industry in the west?
Can we make that a position and put Joel McHale in charge of it? Please?
EVER WONDER WHAT THE BOTTOM OF AN AVATAR'S SHOE LOOKS LIKE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CNw_ZJbBg4
A good example of someone who doesn't give a fuck about video games doing a conference for no reason.
>>379343416
>selling whole chicken legs
What is this place? Disney World?
>>379340121
Its the new fingerbox
>>379342387
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps51CdxPmLA;_;7
>>379343532
He's too old for this shit. And living legend or not, it's a sport americans don't care about.
Him going on about how he spread his black seed among blonde swedish girls was funny though
>>379339104
I like how this guy just doesn't give a single shit because he realizes this whole concept is fucking retarded and he spends the entire show shitting on man babies.
What's better is everyone else freaking out.
Was this the best part of E3 last year?
>>379343685
>>379343532
I like the face the EA guy gives at the end
>tfw no Aisha Tyler this time
she was awful but I'll miss her a little bit
>>379340746
You will be sucked into the immersion of the game with wan mirron twoops.
>>379343671
Kek. You can hear the translator gasping some seconds in.
>>379343416
>>379343782
#girlwood
>"so you want to see what the bottom of an avatar looks like? BUH-BAM!"
>>379336435
I just looked this video up, since I never saw it before.
It's so fucking cringy, I don't know if I can make it to the end.
Man, I miss old Microsoft
They weren't hiding the fact that they were mass producing souless shit, it was hilarious, everything was over the topThis was 7 years ago, holy shit
>>379343703
the best part was burnie burns being caught inbetween the thick weed haze between snoop dog and wiz khalifa and then attempting to steer a show afterwards
Not E3 but this made me bust my sides
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZ_KLOclwSQ
https://youtu.be/vrvzjOnKWxg?t=1m56s
>>379339104
This still makes me laugh. The delivery of that next gen joke was perfect.
>>379333836
Watching e3 with /v/ is one of the best fucking things in life. I'm an idort, so I don't really care who "wins," but God damn the reactions to the bullshit that goes on every year are fucking priceless.
>>379335476
>who kept the christmas lights on during the apocalypse
I forgot all about this - what the FUCK did she mean by that
>>379343671
I don't blame the guy. Suda literally jumps into the light
I'd be that confused too
>>379343532
A million bucks says EA will bring out Ronaldo to do something awkward this Saturday.
>>379343915
I wish there was a recording of that "Kinect Experience" thing they did
the description of it made it sound fucking bizarre
>>379343820
>oops that didn't go well
Was he translating or just realizing out loud what he was in for?
>>379339274
I can't tell if Jamie Kennedy is just unlucky or he's just awkward as fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqGhjqyFfrw
>>379343313
Nah, I was in the cool kids group for the entirety of high school
This cuck just seems like hes trying way to hard to be an ebin alpha male
>>379343532
>five minutes of old hue rambling on
who thought this was a good idea
>>379335087
>>And I e-even brought Yarny here with me today
>>H-h-h-hi!
What ever happened to the dude? Does he have any new projects in the horizon>
>>379343416
Only if they pay him in drugs
>>379343921
>that fucking Sony live orchestra without Ace Combat 7
AHHHHH FUCK
>>379344307
>EA
>FIFA
>presenting video games
Why would you have any expectations?
>>379334660
2010 was a magical time
>>379344124
>that girl mouthing the prompter behind the guy
>>379344509
I think the Japanese guy who showed off the Konami dancing game is pretty underrated
>YOU CAN MOVE YOUR FAT BODY FREELY
>>379344509
>that stare
I don't remember what conference it was from, but I can never forget that expression
So many years. So much disappointment.
>>379344065
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>379339930
here
>>379344093
"yay..."
>>379344509
WAN
MIRRON
TROOBSWAOW
I barely play any games, but I enjoy watching all the E3 presentations every year. Sometimes I end up watching them multiple times with different commentators.
I remember being so excited after the Nier Automata announcement, but I still haven't played it because my PC is getting old and I don't have a PS4.
>>379334660
Holy shit, it's Captpan. That's a channel I haven't heard from in a very long time. His YTPs are great.
>>379336435
He looks so weird now... this was him at the Switch event in January.
>>379343568
That's a Turkey leg you moron.
>>379345220
He beat cancer
>>379345220
Cancer is a bitch.
>>379339829
They didn't have anything last year, they literally just showed BotW
>>379333975
This is better
>>379343671
Godfuckingdammit Sudapoor dude tho
>>379345397
>>379345441
oh yeah, I remember how he was pissed that Cancer took away his dreads. But he beat it.
Top E3 Moment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VE2Dc1sx71U
>>379339104
this shit was golden
>>379337056
Absolutely relentless
This is what happens when trying to hide behind irony fails
>>379345650
>Autistic people being autistic.
So what?
>>379339104
>WHY DID YOU HAVE TO FUCKING REMIND ME
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>379345650
This makes me miss when Nintendo actually did proper presentations rather than glorified Directs.
>>379339104
>Joel will never make you his
>>379339104
What a legend.
>>379339104
This wasn't that bad because most of the awkward moments where just spergs sandbagging him. It's nothing compared to this >>379339274
>>379343671
is there an actual translation anywhere of what he said?
>>379343671
>Suda got some poor translator fired because he went way off script
The man must be stopped.
>>379346434
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHGWL1BzfzE
>>379343416
It reminds me of a Minecon or Segacon where people dabs on the camera every fucking time
>>379333975
why was 2009 the only year people dressed like literal retards
>>379339104
>>379344651
That was Konami 2010 too
>>379339274
Why the fuck haven't I seen this before, holy shit.
>>379342834
Sony was dope.
>>379346424
>>379346738
why does that man look like he's about to murder the presenter
>>379346535
>travis will be with an indie star, like shoot style wresting and hardcore wrestling
what
>tfw no more booth babes
>tfw E3 is largely marginalized as an event now
>tfw you will never attend the E3 of the 90s you dreamed of going to
It's not fair.
>>379346883
Now you understand why the translator was struggling so much.
Suda was rambling about nothing, completely off-script.
>>379334660
The Kinect really did ruin the Xbox, didn't it? Years lost on that shit.
>>379347123
That and a lack of engaging exclusives.
>>379347123
Years? Imagine how much money wasted on that shit.
>>379346851
'Cause they were promoting a silent hill game, remember the giant eileen face from SH4, the previous game? His impression of it is spot on.
>>379347317
Literally hundreds of millions of dollars, flushed down the toilet.
>>379344651
Konami, during the Silent Hill presentation
>>379337793
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ngf6hMWSmFA
fucking based
>>379343151
man i have never played a game where your character has been yarn before!! what an original idea
>>379347524
Honestly it's a matter of time before Microsoft shutters their console division I figure if the scorpio doesn't perform well. Amazing how they could shit the bed after being one of the most dominant members of the last console generation outside of the Wii.
Wii music looked great.
>>379339640
>>379347750
Is this sarcasm? Little big planet, kirby epic yarn.
>>379347750
Oh fuck off faggot. Go find some BLACKED thread to shitpost instead.
>>379337793
why is Tom Hanks so based
>>379347750
yes but did it unravel and use its own string? checkmate atheists
>>379337056
>only 3:47
>I can't make it through
This is so grating, oh my god.
>>379347757
Almost all MS divisions perform like shit these days. If it wasn't for the NSA and how tech illiterate most people is, MS would have go bankrupt some years ago.
>>379339640
>dat fucking giraffe clapping along
dead
>>379344073
Oh yeah, the Cirque du Soleil thing with all the raincoats. They were trying to show off the Kinect with that, I think.
>>379340024
The Xbox One presentation was just pathetic
>>379347619
the silent man
>>379338076
Wait, CES is still alive? and AMOA too! that means... SPACE WORLD!
>>379340024
The idea of a weeb musou game like genji getting center stage at the reveal of a new console is strange nowadays
>>379340810
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6aiMYZdq6k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-HX2UmLu5g
>>379339104
wtf i love chads now
I'm betting this year they're going to market based on all the awkward shit from previous years and try to seem self-aware but fail spectacularly because they're all soulless robot kikes.
>>379337056
Time to die.
>>379345916
Who knows, hype maybe?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRpHfHiFNMg
>>379347961
>t. beta yarn guy
>another week of /v/ tweeting porn at every female nintendo presenter
joy
>>379340024
>one million troops
>one. million. troops
>waaaoooow
>one million troops
*unenthusiastic "wow" from crowd*
This was the first E3 I'd ever watched and I'd forgotten about this part fuck I love E3
100 bucks someone goes on stage with a fidget spinner
Haha epic
>>379339640
The real question here is that when did it become fashionable to look like a McDonalds employee with t-shirt button-ups with caps?
I saw it everywhere last year and it was disgusting as fuck.
where's that TOM KALANSY guy
>>379349206
I remember /v/ collectively shit their pants.
And like literally just before this trailer all the trolls were laughing at how stupid Chibi Final Fantasy looked and rubbing it in our faces.
Talk about a serving of humble pie.
>>379334660
also didn't MS had that "every developer wearing a KKK suit" and Itagaki was like "I'm soooo done"
>>379349691
Someone will make negative mention of Trump. Probably about breaking down walls, or barriers and building bridges via paid online social networking.
great job jeremy
>>379350082
Pretty much guaranteed GirlWood will
>>379349206
>>379349879
Man, I haven't cried in over 10 years but when this was announced, I couldn't help it.
Call me anything you want, if this turns out to be anything less than what the original was, I'm going to go all out Breivik and take out the Finnish government.
>All of these posts
>Nobody mentions Mr. Caffeine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecffZBdhAUU
>>379340810
>>379350209
It's literally the second fucking reply you god damn retard
The guy that kept changing his shirt in the Bethesda Pre show was pretty hilarious. It changed shirt every time they cut away and did a least 5 changes.
Then there was the fat fuck in the audience posting photos to /v/ and it was quickly worked out who he was.
Can't remember if all of this was last year or the year before.
>>379350152
ladyboner is out
>>379350209 see >>379334969
>>379337056
OR A CEO
You ever wonder what the bottom of an avatar's shoe looks like? WUHBAM, there it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXN7vLPsDSM
Mr. Caffeine, AKA DOODLY DOODLY DOODLY DOODLY TOM CUHLANCY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=outJSCu3FOc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5mUapJTYyE
>>379350357
Oh shit thank god
>>379337604
>>379335797
is this porn? source?
>>379337793
KITCHEN SOFA
just thinking about wa-bam makes me smile.
Every entertainment field should have an E3 to expose how out of touch corporate heads are.
>>379350968
The depressed pose at the end is what kills me.
>>379347941
FUCK... The fucking pic
Im surprised this hasn't been posted yettv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbWgUO-Rqcw
uhhhh didildidildidildidildidildidildoooo
REMEMBER ME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCff_5vBt84
Its not E3 but whatever
>that one reveal where Reggie showed up just to reveal fucking Cranky Kong
>>379334660
>my gamerscore is 100% legit
those words have never been spoken by a human being before now
>>379333975
no lie, looks like a guy who works at my radio shark
>>379351775
that wasn't E3
>>379334660
Skittles please thats enough
anyone have the minecon webm of twirly?
>>379340513
Weed to California...?
>>379334660
guys remember when kinect came out with an scanner to put your skateboard in the game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2qlHoxPioM
>>379335087
what game was this thing related to
i forgot everything
>>379343436
NO LONGA TIED DOWN,
YOU
you guys remember when Ubisoft had tobuscus host their E3?
>>379339104
>POTATOES
>POTATOES
>>379340024
Don't get me wrong, the 2006 Sony conference was a hilarious pile of shit, but god what I'd give for the sterile corporate conferences back. I'm so sick of the fellow kids shit we get now.
>>379351396
>xbox go home
every time
>>379336435
WON
MIRRION
TROOPS
>>379339104
>6 minutes of chads making fun of autists in the most deadpan tone possible
How is this cringe? This is fucking hilarious
>>379345650
That's not this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfQ75gr2znA
>>379355052
Bill looks like a huge dork in this old footage.
>>379337793
PFAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
my fucking lungs
>>379337793
This did set up a precedent to not get comedians for a shilling job, and yet the Doritos Pope ignored it and got rightfully shitted on when he tried the same with Joel McHalle.
Those who don't learn from the past are condemned to repeat the same mistakes forever.
>>379342387
>No more heroes 3 comes out
>Suda uploads a picture on his twitter giving a copy away from free to some random guy
>Its the translator
>>379337793
Tom Hanks has got to last forever.
>>379334660
>Skittles
I BLOCKED THIS SHIT FROM MY BRAIN
>>379337793
Fuck he's so charismatic
>>379341564
W A T E R C O O L E R
>>379337793
how can a man be so fucking based
holy fucking shit
>>379335476
AC was probably his favorite franchise until that day
>>379338081
Apparently but I didn't see him when I was there.
>>379339274
>where are my jokes
>>379339274
That english guy completely obliterated him, holy shit.
>>379339274
Holy shit, blast from the past.
>>379339727
He and Trump are just having a lil domestic dispute right now.
>>379337793
>a groan is as good as a laugh
>>379354908
Who the fuck said it was cringe retard?
>>379340450
I never keep my power levels in check because fuck 'em. That's why.
>>379341637
SAD!
>>379343532
UMA
>>379339104
Joel McHale was a fucking gift from god to us. I had so much fun with the VGX awards.
>>379339104
>Elijah Wood revealed to be in Broken Age
>the first question out of Joel's mouth is "how much did you pay him?"
>Jeff chimes with "how much of the backer's money did you pay him?"
>>379334660
2010 was a magic year when everyone made a fool of themselves. I'm sad that the years of E3 being legit hilarious are over and instead it's just bland + Ubisoft trying to be intentionally awkward.
>>379344509
>Market the SHIT OUTTA THEM
>>379337793
>>379342597
Nah he wasn't fired. I heard his voice in one of the Nintendo Directs that happened later.
>>379361175
SONY
HONEY
>>379334969
Which E3 was he on?
>>379335941
>>379334840
Real time, weapon change
MS 2013
>Just let it happen
>It'll all be over soon
Shame they're replacing the cringe banter with identity politics garbage.
>>379343703
>Jaaaaaazzed
>>379336979
Twilight Princess reveal can never happen again because no one will ever hold a game like Ocarina of Time on such a pedestal ever again
>>379334660
SKITTLES PLEASE
>>379355052
>Those people cheering because they thought Ridley was gonna be in Melee
War never changes
>>379339274
>aren't you doing that already
DAMN, son.
>>379339678
That was a few months before GamerGate. There were probably more SJWs around in gaming then than there are now.
>>379344509
this is fucking glorious
>>379343703
It was a boring ass year.
2016 was boring but it had some good moments.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Va_zboh4_EE
>>379362703
Wait shit, that was 2015. Never mind, 16 was just boring.
I think in recent years Ubisoft takes the cake for the most cringe worthy conferences. It's so bad I find it hard to sit through.
>>379335476
i cant even open this. just seeing the tab made me anxious.
>>379343905
Konami 2010 is pure unfiltered kino
>>379361616
You mean the pedestal they replaced OoT with BotW for :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eK7XJQSpOJI
>>379337604
I'm so happy I never saw this before release, because I ended having a ton of fun with that game, and I know this demonstration would have nipped it in the bud.
>>379363004
Konami knows they peaked in 2010, that's why they stopped doing live presentations. They know they'll never measure up.
>>379360682
that was fucking ruthless. even you don't care about vidya you would know that was a though fucking question and he pushed him on it
nigga is fucking legit
SAVE IT FOR THE RING
>>379335087
I wanted to give him a hug so bad.
>>379362164
I don't get it
>>379336804
Reminder that Iwata died the next month soon after.
>>379364040
He was saying that Kennedy was already acting like an unintelligible drugged up retard
>>379364113
>didnt get to see star fox bomb completely and be killed as a franchise
its for the best
>>379339104
Why does /v/ praise a Chad making fun of manchildren when they themselves are the manchildren?
>>379334660does anyone have that kinect skittles girl rule 34
>>379364525
>implying /v/ aren't chads
Wooooow...
There's a lot of people in here...
>>379364525
No one like shills. Also McHale is easy to like which is exactly why I hate him. Still, though.
>>379364525
We're Chadchildren desu
>>379339787
this remains one of my favorite /v/ edits to this day
>>379353102
They never even tried to fully realize most of these functions, did they? Microsoft sold the Kinect on a bunch of lies and tons of people still bought it.
>>379337114
>>379337380
Ah, Molyneux. Master of lies.
>>379364525
>chad makes fun of corporate shills
hmmm yes quite a puzzle indeed
>>379337793
Joel McHale at the VGAs was also fantastic.
>>379337056
its like an ironic poetry slam
>>379339104
>I'm not even reading the prompter
>>379337056
A C E O
>>379335826
But Born Mobile wasn't E3
>>379339274
"Comedian"
>>379337793
>>379351151
sauce?
>>379337056
FUEGO
>>379340024
supercuts are only funny if the thing youre repeating is funny
you can now enter the locker room
>>379338443
based Ravi.
>>379339104
I want Joel to host every E3 stream ever