DEFEND THIS

>am I kawaii uguu
>gets stabbed

Modern FE

Tits.

>>379327456
Imagine looking like that.

>>379327540
Only silly boys need to imagine. Grow a cunt, faggot.

Def growth is too low.

>>379327540
Don't make me sad.

>>379327540
I do look like that...

>>379327630
>Grow a cunt, faggot.
How do I go about doing this

>>379327456
Should I knock her up, or Pierre?

>>379327795
Who the fuck is Pierre, and isn't that kind of gay?

>>379327829
I think they're phoneposting and fucked up spelling "Peri".

>>379327713
London?

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Post who you married in
>Birthright
>Conquest
>Revelations, if you actually bothered to play it
Setsuna, Soleil, and Oboro here.

>>379327795
One is a gold digger, the other is an axe-swinging maniac. Both are good choices despite this information.
Go with your HEAAAAAART.

The more you make this thread, the more i learn how much i like her.

Has there ever been a single post about gameplay in these threads?

>Axe Fighters always dress in little clothing
>female Axe Fighter
>suddenly it's wrong
Double standards much?

>>379328283
Gameplayfags should fuck off to /vg/.

>>379328206
>no one because Corrin is a sack of shit

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>>379328312
Revisionist history much? Dorcas was a modest family man.

>>379328206
ninja tits for tits
peri because crazy
>revelations

>>379328538
>implying /feg/ isn't waifu-cancer center
>>379328283
There's plenty of actual Fire Emblem discussion in the other two threads in the catalog.

>>379328312
Do you expect anything else from feminist shiteaters?

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Is there a Charlotte fig?
I don't wanna waste money on some shit Camilla fig.

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>>379328887
>that face
yuck

>>379327456
How do I achieve that body type?

>>379328972
Do a lot of push ups and situps and leg raises, then get breast implants.

>>379328972
Be perfect.

>>379327456
I'll defend those with fucking life if I have to

>>379329080
To this day I don't know why there are so many faggots on /v/ of all places.

>>379328206
>Takumi
>Niles (male Corrin)
>Actually playing Revelations

>>379328887
No, I wish there were though.

>>379328972
I don't see anything impressive. Most girls I've seen naturally have that body type.

>>379327456
ok
wood smash/10

>>379329268
There was literally nothing gay about that post.

>>379329646
>actually buying into the futas aren't gay meme

fire emblem: Vietnam when?

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Easy. I'll pair her up with Xander.

>>379329714
>you haven't begun to see how hard I can shitpost

>>379329891
>Thinking it's not a meme

You probably also think I'm the guy you replied too.

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Best girl

>>379328206
>Hinoka
>Selena
>No one because I just stuck with Ryoma for the whole game

>>379328206
>sakura
>odin
>percy

>>379328206
>kiragi
>percy
>revelation

>>379327456
Cute!

>>379329080
Penis, I thought we were in agreement about this sort of thing.

>>379328206
Senran Kagero
Cumilla
Who cares

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>>379329080
>velouria

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>>379327540
I'd rather look like Femui

>>379327456
She's pretending to be weak and defenseless to attract men. Depending on the player's choices, Charlotte will end up Queen of Nohr with Xander, living with Benny, or an open marriage with Laslow.

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>>379329080
>Nyx

>>379327792
Bineural beats

>>379331212
chris get back to making sonichu

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Nah im good.

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>>379329080

This is just painful to read about my wife.

When did FE became a waifufag series? I played the GBA games and back then the fanbase was just Gheb jokes

>>379331112
>that DLC conversation where laslow, charlotte and soleil go out flirting as a family
What a pack of degenerates

>>379331490
What if your fantasizing about being the futa though

>>379331463
Awakening.

>>379328206
Sakura
Camilla
Aqua

>>379327456
I can't defend stat backpacks. Pair Up was a big mistake.

>>379331617
>relegating the critty titty to stat backpack

heathen

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>>379331535
My wife is NOT a slut.

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>>379328618
More like DORKas hahaha

>>379329080
what about kana's cock

>>379327456
I'd rather attack it. With my dick.

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Charlotte "the Mother Harlot" is my favorite! I'd marry her if I ever played Male Corrin. I never did though, so I just always pair her up with Xander because she deserves the money!

>>379328618
I poisoned his mutton

>>379329080
>Soleil

goddamn I never knew i wanted something so bad. does this make me gay

>>379332073
It's not gay if she makes you wear a skirt.

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>>379331713
>can't draw feet so he doesn't even try

>>379332241
Gay

>>379332334
Futa on futa is objectively the straightest form of pornography.

>>379332241
No matter how many times you assert that it's not gay it's still gonna be gay.

>>379327456
Why is she wearing a neck brace?

>>379331610
Camilla is honestly a guilty pleasure. If allowed, she'd gladly become a broodmare for Corrin if he wished.

>>379329080
>soleil
>velouria
I hope you're going to take responsibility for this massive throbbing erection you've given me with relevant sadpanda links anon.

>>379332537
Bad character design, also maybe to protect her neck but that makes no fucking sense.

>>379332537
She tried to suck her cock.

>>379328575
>>379328206

>playing Male corrin

>>379332451
It's objectively not gay by definition.
Homosexuality is defined by sexual attraction to the same sex.
Hermaphrodites are a separate sex defined by a sex that possesses both male and female organs
Futa fall under what is defined as a hermaphrodite, ergo sexual attraction to futa is objectively not gay.
By claiming otherwise, you are objectively wrong and essentially claiming shit like 1 + 1 = 3.

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>>379327456
>Atk - 62
>Crit - 89
>Hit - 100%

I love Charlotte!

>>379328618
Now post Hawkeye

>>379332790
Look, no matter what at the end of the day you're attracted to a penis, the sex is irrelevant. Why not just admit you're a faggot and stop caring what people think?

>>379332775
Playing as Female Corrin won't improve the game's plot.

>>379332953
>Look, no matter what at the end of the day 1 + 1 = 3, definitions are irrelevant. Why not just admit that 1 + 1 = 3 and stop caring what people think?
This is exactly how retarded you sound.

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>>379329080
>Someone actually took the time to make this

>>379333032
Nice strawman, I see you're out of arguments.

>>379328206
>Somehow nobody
>Mozu
>Reina

>>379332972
My man.

>>379333032
>>379332953
This is like that fucking portal bait image, portals don't make sense and neither do futas so the question is always pointless.

>>379329080
So when is it going to be completed?

>>379333086
Except you never made an argument or refuted any of my claims. So why should I give you another argument?
>>379333097
Except we literally can.
>>379333156
Futa on futa is objectively superior, give me a minute and I'll explain why

>>379327792
I can show you ;)

>>379332972
http://imgur.com/lK4iWuJ

>>379333197
>Except we literally can.
You literally can what? Try reading my post again.

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>>379327456
Fuck you

>>379333249
>literally the only form of sex as boring as handjobs

interest killed

>>379333297
We literally can explain why futanari isn't gay.

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>>379327456
She's going to get raped by some brigands by wearing those clothes.

I gotta know if there's art like that.

>>379333164
When I get some ideas for the characters I like the least.

>>379333340
Only gays hate a good tittyfuck.

>>379333346
Futa on female is objectively straighter than male on female.

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>>379327516
>be stupid axe fighter with shitty stats
>get stabbed
Old FE

>>379333327
No, fuck you. Fire emblem didn't deserve this fate.

>>379333404
Shouldn't be hard to come up with something for old grandma penis

>>379333476
Nah, we can explain why with simple definitions.
Also futa on futa is objectively straighter than futa on female and any other form of porn.

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>>379333346
There is no legitimate answer because the parties arguing can't decide on the premises.
People who focus on the fact that there's a dick naturally conclude that futa-on-male is fucking gay.
People who focus on the female body will deny that fact because they only care about the girl being dominant. These are the same people who would say that getting pegged isn't gay.

>>379333476
No, because you're either self inserting as the futa (gay), as the girl (even more gay) or as neither (cuck).

>>379333604
Except we can conclude by fucking definition, anon.
This is like saying we can't find a legitimate answer to 1 + 1 because the parties arguing can't decide on the premises WHICH IS OBVIOUSLY FUCKING WRONG
>>379333638
>gay
That's literally not how it works you retard.

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>>379333604
Except pegging is literally not gay? Homo shit involves have two of the same gender. That's literally what homo means. Pegging isn't gay because a man and a women. Two different genders.

As a side note though, I want Charlotte to peg me!

>>379333550
Satsuna, Sophie and Scarlet are the worst offenders.

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>>379329080

>>379333996
Sophie shouldn't be hard either. Just make her a clumsy horse fucker

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>>379333973

>>379329080
>that NoA Effie edit

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>>379333717
Which is why we go back to the fact that futa makes no fucking sense from a biological perspective.

In real life, dick == male and male body (level of masculinity variable, but even traps are recognizably male). In real life, tiddy == vagina. Futa juxtaposes those two and creates something hot out of what, in real life, would be an unholy abomination. Therefore the homosexual nature of the futa falls to the viewer.

If you want to suck a dick that's attached to a girl, you're gay.
If you like watching a girl dominate a guy with what amounts to a biological strap-on, you're straight.

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>>379329080
This ruins the thread. I like futa as much as the next straight male, but I came here for my wife.

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>>379327456
NO
DEFEND THIS

>>379334272
Futa is already by definition not gay.
Also that's not how real life works, you retard.
Also, claiming futa makes no sense from a biological perspective is fucking stupid.

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>>379327456
Cumilla

>>379334413
Big deal, this shit thread is spammed everyday.

>>379334272
>Therefore the homosexual nature of the futa falls to the viewer.
>Therefore the answer of 1 + 1 falls to the viewer
This analogy is quite literally how retarded you sound.

>>379327456
She's a Fighter, aka the class most commonly associated with wearing as little armor as possible.

>>379328206
>Oboro
>Kaze
>Selena

>>379332775
I didn't, Corrin is a massive faggot regardless.

>>379329080
>one description uses Corrin
>another uses Kamui
>treehouse Effie

this chart is fucking garbage

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>>379334587
They make as much sense as pegasi do. There's no attachment point for the wings on a horse's body, and wings are modified legs anyway so a real pegasus would end up having a fucking pair of wings on the bottom of its ass.

Male and female genitalia develop from the same structures. If you have a clit, you can't have a dick. If you have a slit, you can't have a scrotum. If you have ovaries, well, testes are right out. Futa are anatomical nonsense.

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>>379334604
>didn't even post the thread related one

>>379334889
>hermaphrodites don't exist in real life
Good fucking god anon, why do you keep bothering when everything you say is completely retarded.

>>379334730
What the fuck is with you and this stupid 1+1 logic? Humans aren't as simple as equations you stupid asshole.

>>379334974
Because we can literally already define futa as straight by definition, much like we can literally define 1 + 1 as 2 by definition.

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>>379334970
>fully-functional hermaphrodites that don't require corrective surgery and hormone treatment to even live as a male or a female exist

>>379335032
how much for bareback and creampie

>>379335032
that condom has a hole in it

>>379335053
>what are various species of animal
>implying the existence of hermaphrodites and definitions don't still prove you wrong

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>>379335225
Show me a hermaphroditic mammal.

Futa is bi.

>>379335032
Too small for her.

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>There is literally no possible combination of marriages that will give every kid a hair color that doesn't look retarded on them

>>379335348
>moving the goalposts
Also, the definition of homosexuality or heterosexuality doesn't change just because the animal's a reptile or invertebrate or some shit.

>>379335049
Yeah well I define your mom as my cocksleeve

>>379335049
>Hmm this porn is hot but if only there was a cock that I can't pretend is mine it would be better
>btw I'm straight
Ok sure thing buddy

>>379335550
Well I define "your mom" as "you (>>379335550)", so you just claimed you're my cocksleeve. :^)

>>379328206
>Birthright
Didn't waste the money
>Conquest
Elise
>Revelaiton
Did waste the money and picked Reina

>>379328206
>Didn't play
>Didn't play
>Flora because I had to marry one of the Corrin-only girls to get all the kids

>>379335671
Yes, by definition people who are sexually attracted to futa are straight.

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>>379331112
Or she realizes the error of her ways and falls in serious love with a nice guy superhero, Arthur who accepts her true personality, thus maintaining true aryan barbarian lineage.

>>379329080
You do know that they are all girls right? none of them have cocks. You should have paid more attention in middle school biology

>>379327456
*pairs up with xander*

>>379336162
>none of them have cocks
Source?

Woah guys, someone told me that people here are claiming futa is gay. Let's set things straight. When you see a woman and you realize you wanna fuck her, it's not because of her genitals. You haven't even seen them yet, since you only get to see them if you're so into her that you'll put in the work required to make her drop her panties. When she does, regardless of what she shows you, it's done, you can't take back your attraction to her, at best you can change your mind and pretend you didn't have a raging hardon for her just a second ago. This is because attraction clearly isn't based on genitals, it's based on all those other features females have, the curves, the feminine face, features that futas also have.

>>379335834
>sexually attracted to a cock being on a girl when it doesn't belong there
>straight
I don't think that word means what you think it does

>>379335517
>have leo fuck sakura
>forrest looks like fucking skrimir
I know your pain anon

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>>379336162
???

>>379336369
Probably because you don't think too often, judging from how you still argue about how futa is gay despite the definition of homosexuality being fucking posted and proving you wrong.

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Reminder that Flora did nothing wrong

>>379334604
Camilla vs Tentacles when?

>>379336481
Ah yes, futa being the thinking man's fetish
Because you so desperately obsessing over cock makes you a patrician and totally straight

>>379336457
Lucina is 4 inches.

>>379333385
I wouldn't be surprised if it's the other way around

Girl's stronk

>>379336793
Bullying Lucina's tiny penis!

>>379336762
>can't refute my argument so resorts to strawmanning
I accept your defeat.

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>>379328206
Kaden
n/a
Kaden

>>379337110
You require a male sexual organ on the female form to get off. You can dance around it as much as you like but you're still a cock obsessed faggot

>>379327456

She's popular enough that the same stupid faggot has to make the same thread about bashing her just so he can feel validated about whatever waifu he chose.

>>379327516
>>379327540
Also, stop samefagging.

>>379327456
How the limp dick do you pull off this thread successfully every fucking day OP. You're gonna make me just kill myself.

>>379328206
Xander x Charlotte

Or Xander x Femui

>>379328206
wait. Mained or married?

>>379338143
Is this the official list from /feg/ or did you just put some shit together.

>>379338318
There was another list but it wasn't put on the pastebin and got lost.

>>379327456
Why should I?

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>>379327456
let me axe you a question

>>379339061
Except that's objectively wrong by definition.

Whenever I play fire emblem I can't help but think about all the rape that must go on. Especially when female prisoners are involved.

>>379339184
Poor Kagero

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New to FE, so sorry for the stupid question, but does anyone know that one character with star looking head piece behind her head and a X scar on her face.
I though I found her, but this wasnt her apparently. Help

>>379328206
Mitama
Camilla then Velouria

>>379339332
Reina/Yuugiri/SkyMILF

>>379339332
Reina, the best part of FE fates

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How many times do you have to post this thread and see the circular arguments before you get bored? At least pick a different girl jesus christ.

>>379339674
It isn't straight by definition either

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>Futas
Why can't /pole/ direct their impotent rage at you faggots? You actually are causing harm to pornography.

>oh neat a fire embkrm thread
>it's a /lgbt/ episode
I honestly all you faggots get murdered in the coming civil war.

>>379339781
>actually are causing harm to pornography.
how?

>>379339781
nice Freudian slip enjoy your /pole/ m8 :)

>>379339780
So it's like fucking an inanimate object, it changes nothing about your sexuality, a net zero if you will.

>>379339906
kek

>>379327456
Defend your reasoning for posting this every day, then I'll defend it

>>379332859
I want to cummy on Charlotte's tummy

>>379339472
>implying there can't be a trinity of opposites

>>379340231
Nah, she's average.

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>>379340231
She can just make it that big if you want her to.

>>379327456
At least her abs are real kek

cocks

>>379328206
>Kagero
>Charlotte
>Anna

>>379340414
That'd require herms to be an actual opposite and not a poorly tossed together mish-mash

>>379338143
Please be gentle Tiki.

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>>379339493
>>379339564
Thank you, another question, can you romance her? Cuz if so, I guess am dropping Binding Blade and starting Fates.

>>379341330
MU can romance pretty much anybody, so yes

>>379341175
>implying

>>379328206
There is literally nothing wrong with revelations.

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>>379339184
>still no game other than Rance where the focus is crushing enemy armies and fucking all their women
>you will never build a rape battle harem

>>379328206
Sakura
Elise
Midori

>>379339571
You're way too invested in this to not be gay.

>>379341503
Unit balance, ranging from Hana randomly losing two base attack from Birthright to Odin being killed by the slightest breeze on his own introductory map
The whole point being you can recruit everyone but Izana, Scarlet and whatshisface from Hoshido either die or just don't join for no real reason
The plot still being utterly retarded because the traitor's a goddamn moron, Corrin and Azura are goddamn morons and Xander and Leo are goddamn morons

>>379342079
>googling "homosexuality definition" is investment
You should take objectively being incorrect with some grace.

>>379341506
Check out eratoho and the other Era engine games. There's a general on the other chan's /hgg/ board. If you can stomach text engine games, it's phenomenal. Literally one of the most interactive porn games out there.

>>379334573
Underrated

>>379341405
Thanks you

>>379342241
Thanks. I'll check it out.

>>379328206

I guess my choices are quite different than what others have posted.

>Caeldori
>Nina
>Flora

>>379335348
Hyenas.

>>379329080
now someone make a non-faggot version with the amount of semen in liters each female can take in

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>>379327456
Are those VAGINA BONES I see?

>>379337934
Xander x Femui has a better support.
Charlotte should go for Benny, the support is great. Or you can use her to make some other kid super strong, Siegbert will never be crazy strong.

>>379327456
>DEFEND THIS
Ok, just put Benny next to her.

>>379346870
It should be illegal to have that much defense.

>>379347207
well it is useful considering she has frail def and res

I want Charlotte to obliterate my balls by punching them as hard as she can, and then proceed to laugh at my agony.

>>379348091
>ballbusting
Why? I honestly do not understand, even if you're a masochist. Have you ever been in life threatening pain? How do you get off to that?

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>>379328206
>Rinka
>Nyx
>Anna

>>379348483

You have to be a masochist in order to understand its appeal.

>>379348770
Yes, this man understands.

>>379327456
She can defend herself with that attack and those crits.

>"Sweet, a Fates thread"
>half the thread is arguing whether futas are gay and other general faggotry

>>379351836
Don't expect an honest Fates thread with Charlotte in the OP.

Test

>>379353394
Whatcha testing there?

>>379351836
And about 80 posts about futa have been deleted.
>>379353658
If the mods got too trigger happy

>>379331463
Awakening

>>379333523
Largo wasn't even in the second game for starters. Secondly, axe users were broken beyond belief in Tellius.

>>379328206
>Rinkah
>Elise
>Kaze

Rinkah and Kaze were pretty good, Elise made my kid into garbage. She cute tho.