>steam is down AGAIN It's over lads, our games are gone

>>379325070
Not for me, fag

>>379325070
It's all your fault

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I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A GAME REEEEEEEEEEE

I was downloading a game so that sucks

>>379325070
It'll be fine, probably just too many people claiming and downloading their new games from the new humble weeb bundle

>offline mode

PC FAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH

CONSOLE BROS WIN AGAIN!

>B-BUT PC GAMING IS SUPERIOR
YOU DONT EVEN GET TO KEEP YOUR GAMES HAH!!!

>>379325070
I update this software for 13 years now, cant remember the last time i played something through it.

It's back up.

>>379325070
I'm pretty sure they do server maintenance every Tuesday

>>379325482
What? You disabled?

>>379325669
>this delusion

You're not getting those games you "own" back, might as well start shopping for a superior console now.

>He still doesn't know about Tuesday maitenence

Smells like summer

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>>379325669
>PC gamers can't even play their games on tuesdays

You can't make this up!

>>379325714
I have been updating the client for 13 years and the last time i actually used it to buy or launch a computer game is so long ago that i cant remember it. DO PEOPLE OFTEN HAVE TO SPEAK SLOWLY TO YOU ?

>>379325969
Ah, now I see. You're a filthy brazillian pirate so you don't need steam.

>literally can't play my games I paid for
>this is somehow ok

>>379325898
>tuesday

>>379326112
t. buttmad brazilian

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>>379326352
I'm a proud, red blooded American, bitch.

Oh, say can you see,
By the dawn's early light,
What so proudly we hailed,
At the twilight's last gleaming?
Whose broad stripes and bright stars,
Through the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watched,
Were so gallantly streaming.
And the rocket's red glare,
The bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night,
That our flag was still there.
Oh say does that star spangled banner yet wave,
For the land of the free, and the home of the brave.

>PC gamers literally crawl into a corner to cry whenever steam is down because at any point in time gaben can just take their games away

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>>379326621
You are just retarded brats that rebelled from the Brits to fuck your country up and become fat.

Literally every Tuesday at the same time, every week, for the past 13 years

>>379325070
Too many people downloading the Battleborn trial, it’ll be fine soon.

>>379326749
he cant take piratebay away nor my external drive. Stay mad consolejews

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>>379326885
>Too many people downloading the Battleborn

>>379326834
Fat? I bench your bodyweight for warmups. I'd like to see your ebin memes after I shove an old fashioned boot up your ass

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>>379327157
>hurr durrr ill totaly beat up that stranger on the internet. I totally /lift/
unironically kill yourself

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>>379327375
I will unironically beat you up so bad that your own mother won't recognize you. You won't have to kill yourself, because I'll do it for you.

I still hate Brazil, though

It happens every Tuesday. Gaben needs the server power to cook his steaks.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO
PC GAMING IS FINIIIIISSSHED

>>379327550
How many people have you killed anon. Tell us stories. Im genuinely interested.

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>>379325837

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>it's a steam goes down for maintenance and your game's controls get reset episode

EHAT THE FUCK
I LOGGED IN AND ALL MY GAMES ARE GOOOONE
WHY DIDN'T I LISTEN TO /v/ AND BUY THEM FROM GOG
WHYYYYYYY

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>this thread

>>379328106
yet here you are still

>>379327712
Three. I'll never forget the first. I was sitting in a bar in Borneo when I saw a man hitting his girl. Now, I'm not the type to base moral standards off of, but something about seeing the helplessness of the woman made me snap. I kicked my barstool over and headed towards him. On my way, I grabbed a steak knife from an adjacent table. I remember walking over to the SOB and putting the knife into his neck. It slid in like butter. The woman looked at me, horrified, and I just walked away.

The other two were during a gang shootout in Costa Rica.

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>ALL GAMES GONE
>VAC BANNED

WTF GABEN THEY SAID I COULD TRUST YOU

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>>379328236
I really wanted to say "based shitposter delivered" but there are better stories in r9k

>>379328236
Nice, but how are you not in jail? Do you have trouble sleeping at night that the police will find out?

>>379325959
Wait, pcfags can't even play their own games if they can't connect to the steam servers?
Lmfaoooo

steam community is down

>>379328857
>>379325959
there's an offline mode

>ITS DOWN AGAIN

The current state of PC gaming is pathetic!

Jokes on you faggots, I don't even have internet so this doesn't effect me.
Fucking niggers.

>>379329050
That you can only activate while you are online, what kind of retard thought this up?

>>379328236
You suck.

It's up for me.

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>>379329250
Nice.

>>379328487
You're next

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PC KIDDIES CAN'T EVEN PLAY GAMES ON TUESDAYS
HOLY SHIT I WISH I COULD MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>not buying through GOG
Pathetic.

It's back up

>>379325959
>caveman with a console doesn't realise there's an offline mode

Get out of the cave, it's 2017.

>>379326621
get off my board and fuck your landwhale wife, burger.

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>>379329705
>Buying pirate cracks

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>>379329705
>buying GOG games

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>>379325070
>when you realize PCkeks LITERALLY do no own their games

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>mfw a sonyponi grasps at straws near me
>mfw a sonyponi pays for his internet twice near me

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>>379329820
HALF MY FUCKING GAMES ARE GONE THANKS FOR NOTHING GABE.

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>>379330120
CAN'T
PLAY
GAMES
ON
TUESDAYS

>buy disc for 70$
>it gets a small scratch
>game unplayable
>buy game on steam
>play it anywhere anytime any PC

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>>379330120
>steamfags don't even control their internet on Tuesdays and don't actually own their games

I bet you steamdrones will support monthly subscriptions if Gabe's fatass needed some more cash.

>>379330245
>>379330347
Keep grasping, boys

>>379330310
you cannot accidentally scratch Blu-rays

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>>379330310
>play it anywhere anytime any PC
NOT ON TUESDAYS RETARD

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>>379330310
>don't take care of your shit
>complain when it stops working
>>379330393
>pointing out that you can't play your games once a week is grasping at straws
WEW
E
W

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>>379330441
I'm playing right now friend

It's called offline mode

>mfw consoleniggers will just keep ignoring that and keep repeating the same shit for 10 threads because they think they got a chance at fighting

>>379330441
Wait do you think steam needs to be connected to the internet to run games? FUCKING KEK

>>379330623
>need to be online to enable offline mode
POTTERY

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>>379330623
>O-Ok Gabe, I guess I'll just play offline mode...

>N-No I didn't want to play with my friends or buy new games...

>Yes I'll let you have all my games

STEAMDRONES ARE LITERAL KEKS

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>>379330801
holy shit that's hilarious

>>379330891
>steam has 5 minutes maintenance
>maintenance done before consoleniggers finish writing their spergout posts

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I still can't decide between starting RS3 or OSRS, please end my misery

>>379325437
i do when i pirate

...which you can't do :)

>>379328539
**teleports behind you**

>>379325959
Yeah for a few minutes as opposed to PSN that goes down multiple times a week because Sony can't into security.

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>>379331059
>has to stop completely whatever you're doing on steam every Tuesday and wait so you can return to play games you don't even own.

So this is the power of PC gaming...woah..

>>379330801
no you dont

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>>379331231
>say that I am playing offline and everyone is doing it
>say consoleniggers will ignore that and keep grasping at the same argument and milking the shit out of it
>consolenigger replies with the same shit

like pottery.

Is it because you want to compensate for shit like this? http://www.mirror.co.uk/tech/psn-down-gamers-furious-hackers-9746897

>>379331143
RS3 for less grind in change of microtransactions and pretty graphics and literally no community.

OSRS for no lifing skills for literal years while chatting with a massive community of virgins that resembles /pol/.

Up to you.